This is what studs get to experience while we Neigh Down and Trot. It's over for pony-cels.

338  2018-05-06 by crackfacekillme

89 comments

ndat

tfw you would have to pay $200,000 just to handhold with a female

There have been women on this sub who have offered to hold hands with guys for free.

meeting up with anyone you met on braincels

I don't think that's a logical/safe idea.

Some of the people on here are good I imagine.

Can't say I'd take that risk. Especially as an incel.

Does that mean I'll never get to meet you in person?

Yep, voice chat in Discord is probably as close as we're gonna get lol.

Have you talked to her on discord?

wtf we aint invited to vc?

You're not a chad incel, bbw_gaming only goes for 2/10 incels.

its over brother

Some, I assume, are good people

Many such cases!

Good people on both sides

There was a case from r/incels back in the day where a girl said she lived in a certain area and would hang out with an incel poster if there was one in the area. She gave photo proof and everything, but ended up deleting her profile eventually. I wish I remembered more details.

The coke wore off..

Lmao. Spot on most likely.

The dopamine hit from the brief amount of positive attention wore off most likely.

Great username

Don't need to meet anyone on here though, or with any ID that would tie you here. Random hugs are a thing, there's even a society for it at my uni that is open to all.

Are you one of them

I don't live near anyone on this sub.

What part of the world do you live in?

I'm in America.

Which state?

There are 20k people on this sub. I highly doubt that.

Where?

Maybe make a thread asking if there are any girls that would be willing to hold hands with Incels and they will respond?

These days there are too many people calling for incels to be genocided for me to think that this would end up well.

Are you daft? Why not Craigslist? Oh, because that will also get you killed. You don't know anyone on here is who they says they are. Don't get kidnapped into sex trafficking by being that naeive

You'd have to meet in a public place.

Yeah. That stopped Elliot.

CL deleted the personals..

Oh yeah. Guess reddit better not promote sex trafficking either.

CL did not 'promote' sex trafficking, what nonsense.

That's why they stopped doing the personals. So they wouldn't get shut down like Back Page.

When did they get rid of personals? M4m or w4m section looks the same as it always has to me.

Craig is a huge pussy. He should have hired more people to monitor and ban posts that broke the site rules. It's not like he's poor.

I have a feeling you support sex trafficking anyway. Your ideas are terrible.

Yes, because I say that all the time. You are vapid, and remind me of fungus.

Did you hear about the mushroom that couldn't get a date? He said, "I don't know why. I'm a fungi!"

Dad, I thought you were still in prison for raping that little black boy?

Dude, that's a creepy thing to say. Raping kids is not funny.

Uh..the PROSECUTOR said it, not me.

Wtf are you on about? Is this a lame attempt to say anyone who disagrees with you is a pedo? That's pretty weak. If your behavior puts you so far down the social ladder that only pedophiles are beneath you, you might want to rethink your behavior.

I might wanna rethink the last 52 years, but my head hurts.

Craig is a huge pussy. He should have hired more people to monitor and ban posts that broke the site rules. It's not like he's poor.

At least they would finally get laid

That is not cool. Sex trafficking is not a joke. Neither is rape.

That's how the brain works on heavy doses of inceldom. I enjoy this sub a lot better than the original, and the people even seem nicer & genuine. But that comment was appalling.

Will you offer to hold my hand

Maybe a Fleshlight equivalent of a hand to hold? I.e. any rubber hand?

But you aren't the wahmen they saw in that pornhub.

Sure they would have amazing, smiles, held over but man that smile won't crack, times. They could. Let's go up to the mountains, let's go see the city, cities, Yellowstone, these volcanoes, zip line down (like Chad) together.

And we'll even hold hands.

But you're not a nine bitch

Sure I could be happy.

I could.

But you don't look like the instaporn whorw I gave my dick to at fifteen.

******Incel******

Shut the fuck up you degenerate.

Weep

Or just hold tight to your delusions, your ego. Choose bro.

Maybe come tell the only man (it's not me) who ever car. Term him again, go look in his eyes the mirror how far away? Go tell him fag.

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Go tell him fag

taking up on offers is akin to resorting to escorts.

You gigantic cuck

just to look at a female for more than 0.3 nanoseconds*

It's even worse for ponycels. We literally make it so that only Giga HorseChad can mate.

All the staceighs these days are giving birth to mongrel mules

Neigh down and trot.

I swear to God this sub is one of the most creative on reddit

Or being a fat old neck beard no one wants to touch probably has a lot to do with not getting laid. Moron.

tyronehorsey

[30 million a year Annually]

for having sex.

RIP in peace logic

Smh my head

god i wish that were me

UNBELIEVABLE! Imagine the life of being this chad horse. He literally gets presented with countless Stacy horses and he fucks them without even thinking about it because his life is so easy.

Most of us couldn't get laid in a Bangkok whorehouse with a wheelbarrow of Benjamins and cocaine

"Sex".

I think being forced to ejaculate in a plastic bag doesn't count for sex.

I would do it for that price

Not if your owner gets the money. :D

but I get the sex.

With everything I saw in the news this week re: this community, and considering the fact that inceldom is a multi-valent situation... as a Stacy, this is fucking funny & I feel you guys here. Good post.

fuck off roastie

Ouch lmao

Is there a difference between a Stacy and a roastie? I noticed everyone in the news said that Stacys are women who have sex, so that's what I was identifying as.

B E G O N E T H O T

Something about her just screams "I like ABDL/age play" to me.

:') Thank you so much.

Lol is that her or just a random fat chick?

It’s her.

Exposeth thy breasts or BEGONE

P.S. You're smelly

It's because I only take bubble baths and I don't use deoderant

Just lol at not being a DOMINANT Challion in 2018. Why do you think so many girls are into horseback riding?πŸ€”

It's over for the neigh-cel.

please don't arrest me for being on this sub FBI nibbas

It's ok guys I'm back πŸ‘

tbh, if we had a free market for human reproduction, a high IQ, 6ft+ perfectly symmetrical and aesthetic chad with great personality could probably sell intercourse @ $100,000+ per incident. given that some people already pay 100,000+ for a date with random movie star.

tfw a fucking horse makes more than your family.

And that fucking horse makes more fucking money by fucking

200 000 * 3 * 365 = 219 million. So the chance of pregnancy is like 1 in 8? What am I not getting here?

Not if your owner gets the money. :D

Maybe a Fleshlight equivalent of a hand to hold? I.e. any rubber hand?

Wtf are you on about? Is this a lame attempt to say anyone who disagrees with you is a pedo? That's pretty weak. If your behavior puts you so far down the social ladder that only pedophiles are beneath you, you might want to rethink your behavior.