I know my English is not good, but fuck it, I'm not there to write an essay about the application of Musashi's Five Rings Book and how it applies to everyday living, I just wanna get balls deep in bitches while y'all are busy watching the latest episode of My Little Pony.
I'd fuck 'em just based on the line, "I eat more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburb"
Who wouldn't fuck a man like that? Also, he lifts weights AND has the power of God on his side? Full package right here, I tell ya what!
Yeah I actually stumbled upon the same guy with the original picture after I posted that comment on a different forum (not reddit). I He is ugly as fuck, but facially I see uglier on a daily basis. I standby the fact that he can get a lot better. Gaining weight would be a big start. Also, don't forget how much the Black Ops shirt (validly) colors others' perception of him.
You're in luck, someone did do that in real life, what with being hideous and looking like a Giraffe, and it turns out they still get rejected for, not only looking like a Giraffe, but being a humongous faggot as well.
31 comments
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-05-06
Yeah, that guy on the right is me.
I know my English is not good, but fuck it, I'm not there to write an essay about the application of Musashi's Five Rings Book and how it applies to everyday living, I just wanna get balls deep in bitches while y'all are busy watching the latest episode of My Little Pony.
Motherfucking faggots.
1 [deleted] 2018-05-06
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1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-06
Lol guy on the right looks like a bully out of a cartoon
1 mrThesselrot 2018-05-06
Dude, clearly a shop. Plus, he looks more like soldier out of tf2.
1 Space_Loyalist 2018-05-06
honestly the only thing that's shopped is the hair, to look more like the chad character
1 mikepencetheincel 2018-05-06
He’s a guy who got disowned by his family for going to Charlottesville who posted an AMA on /pol/. Forget his name though.
1 HomelessJew- 2018-05-06
This genuinely made me crack up. Well done
1 Luna_Tuna_456 2018-05-06
Literally Loling
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-06
The guy on the left is much better looking then the one on the right. But hey what do I know?
1 Throwaway1337145317 2018-05-06
Both of them are still undateable right?
The left is also photoshopped. Here's the original - https://i.imgur.com/VN5Uwg6.png
1 spazzallo 2018-05-06
Holy fucking mother of incel
1 Detoxification- 2018-05-06
Mouth area is everything.
1 sabadr 2018-05-06
Saint is so hot when he smiles. My panties dropped for him Teheee
1 Shamijay 2018-05-06
Guy on the right lookd like shit. Acromegaly snd weak chin.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-06
How is that a weak chin lol what does a strong chin look like to you
1 Zyklon_Bae 2018-05-06
Our Saviour gets handsomer every day! swoon (no homo)
1 Le_Reddit_Elder 2018-05-06
Black ops 2 guy is good looking when smiling.
1 the_left_is_stupid 2018-05-06
I don’t think there is a more normie name out there than Craig. He probably has a wife named Sharon, a son named Dale and a daughter named Amy.
1 EyeMStoolPea-D 2018-05-06
I'd fuck 'em just based on the line, "I eat more pussy than a coyote let loose in the suburb" Who wouldn't fuck a man like that? Also, he lifts weights AND has the power of God on his side? Full package right here, I tell ya what!
1 drkongbrown 2018-05-06
The virgin isn't even ugly....He's just super skinny, which can obviously be worked upon. You guys give pathetic a whole other meaning, honestly.
1 Geleg456 2018-05-06
It’s photoshopped
1 drkongbrown 2018-05-06
The Chad obviously is....Are you talking about Craig too?
1 Geleg456 2018-05-06
Chad is barely photoshopped while St. BlackOps2Cel look 10x better with that photoshopped smile.
1 drkongbrown 2018-05-06
Yeah I actually stumbled upon the same guy with the original picture after I posted that comment on a different forum (not reddit). I He is ugly as fuck, but facially I see uglier on a daily basis. I standby the fact that he can get a lot better. Gaining weight would be a big start. Also, don't forget how much the Black Ops shirt (validly) colors others' perception of him.
1 GaelicPrince7 2018-05-06
The guy on the right looks like the Chad drawing that’s posted here
1 LegendofMilkies 2018-05-06
i think that was the goal of the shop
1 Trinitydraco 2018-05-06
Yuck the Chad one is way grosser! Damn
1 bentencho 2018-05-06
Has anyone done a tinder experiment with smiling blackops2cel? I bet he would actually get some success
Just take out that "cause apparently that matters" part out of his profile, that is some loser girl shit
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-05-06
You're in luck, someone did do that in real life, what with being hideous and looking like a Giraffe, and it turns out they still get rejected for, not only looking like a Giraffe, but being a humongous faggot as well.
1 bentencho 2018-05-06
Nice! Can I get the full report of that?
1 TheRealTrueDarkLord 2018-05-06
/r/neckbeardstories.
1 Ryzasu 2018-05-06
That Chad description LMFAO
1 Space_Loyalist 2018-05-06
honestly the only thing that's shopped is the hair, to look more like the chad character