Women be like: I'm ready to settle"

80  2018-05-05 by BonePressed

53 comments

hmmmmmmm... What is that white substance dripping from those flappy roast flaps???

Chad's little kids

The ejaculate of a thousand chads.

And two thousand Tyrones.

Mayonnaise

Wait , I don't get it. What is this meme supposed to refer to?

Your destroyed vagina

My dick is destroyed from gorilla gripping full throttle masturbating 4-5x a day

Sounds fun

When women have a lot of sex, their labia is more flappy and resembles roast beef

Wow, I never knew that. Is that really case? Yet again I've never touched one or have seen one outside of the porn I masturbate 5-6x a day to

Yeah, it's logical to think as the vagina expands energy over time, it'll be less and less able to contain the roast beef flaps

Uhh, I suppose so

It's completely not true and a meme.

It's not from sex it's from: puberty, childbirth, and age. Someone posted a study saying labias do stretch but nowhere in the entire thing did I mention sex. Besides all that the labia aren't inside the vagina, so it makes no sense for them to be stretched much if at all during sex. A baby is much MUCH bigger than a dick (unless the chick literally has like 3+ dicks at the same time), so it makes sense it could cause some damage. It's skin so it sags with age like everything else. They also grow during puberty.

I have a friend that's a total slut with a near prepubescent vag. Just genetics like everything else. I personally don't like how any vaginas look, which is why I'm not a lesbian šŸ‘

You are correct, it is indeed a meme. I'm well aware, I just find the explanation funny.

Lmao my b. I don't care that they meme about it and wouldn't bother correcting them I just don't want unsuspecting dudes finally getting to get laid and going "Holy shit! She must've been with like 30 Chad's!"

I highly doubt the majority of us would be thinking about labia size if we got laid except in extreme cases.

I mean if a guy thought that big labia meant "she's not a virgin" and a girl had admitted to being a virgin and had a "roastie" that could cause trust issues since the guy would think she lied. And if a guy suddenly starts saying stuff like "so you aren't actually a virgin" to a virgin because of how her vag looks that's going to emotionally scar her too.

Both will become self conscious the guy will not trust the girl and they'll probably break up and be pretty fucked up after.

beef curtains in general r nasty idc how they form

It isn't the case at all

I've heard that's not true, but then again I obviously know nothing about vaginas.

r/badwomensanatomy

Do people seriously believe this? lmao

are you denying science?

Says the virgin.

Where do you think the roast beef at the deli comes from? Pretty obvious, dude.

BLOWN OUT VAGINAS

This meme has completely destroyed my appetite for meat forever now.

Thanks so much for turning me into a vegan soyboy!

Im having roast beef right now

Incels are creating vegans

Virgin or nothing crew.

Y tho

Get off the sub if you're going to shit talk our mods.

White Knight harder

They mad cause you married. You do you, boo.

Not true at all and just another way to cope for OP

ROASTIE DETECTED!

Lol, i didnt know i had a pussy

ProTip: every man ass can also be a boipuzzi.

Just curious, if none of you have ever seen a pussy, let alone several with varrying degrees of use, how would you know what a vagina looks like in relation to roast beef?

Porn

The answer is so easy why are roasties so dumb.

So you know what a pussy looks like after getting massacred by hundreds of 12" dicks. Do you know what one looks like after normal sexual activity? Like 5-7 inch dicks a couple times a week?

Lol the answer is so obvious it's no wonder you guys don't get laid.

Iā€™m no incel but thanks for trying.

Huh, so we've answered the question. If a jackass has sex, he's still a jackass.

I love name calling and ad-hominems. My absolute favorite logical fallacies.

Well you cited porn where I specifically asked for experience with vaginas with varrying degrees of usage.

Also let's be real, porn vaginas don't look like roast beef.

And secondly, if you're no incel, the question wasn't directed at you in the first place.

Good try tho. I'm sure the women hating virgins will agree with you.

If only there were a technology to bring pictures of gigantic vaginas into our homes..

varying degrees of use.

I can support this

I've never had one of those, what do they even taste like?

Just have a wank

"Forrest, I've come home..for good."

Digusting cunts

So what's the difference between a woman having sex with one penis 1000 times, vs one woman having sex with 20 different penises one time each?

1000 is more than 20. Do you really not get that or is there some implication I am missing?

Meaning if a woman has been in a committed relationship, she's on average, having more sex than women who have one night stands. If you honestly believe a pussy gets all stretched out from having sex, what do you think happens if you were to ever get a girlfriend?

It would get stretched, yes. 1000 times sex is more than 20.