Sick of this 'Roastie' Crap

51  2018-05-05 by DixonCheese

Hey ya'll, chad here I guess.

Now what's the deal with this roastie stuff? Because I sure as hell know you're not doing yourselves any favors being this clueless of female anatomy.

Thanks to how well I understand my wife's body, I know exactly where to find the proper sex toys for her needs, at least until our Tyrone gets out of prison.

Take charge, fellas!

13 comments

1  avx2 2018-05-05

If it makes you feel better about your wife being turned out, ok.

1  Cold_Establishment 2018-05-05

suuuuure

1  Revoltization 2018-05-05

chad doesn't browse reddit.

1  Jsm96 2018-05-05

You're not genuinely curious enough.

1  YoungMaleVirgin 2018-05-05

Lol, gonna need some Arby Sauce.

1  bhavv 2018-05-05

Roastie roastie one two three

Biscuit lips on her peepee

Flippy floppy steakum flaps

Like a dangling skin-mishap

Meat curtains swinging to and fro

Beefy twat-folds down below

Gross loose roasties do sink ships

With their undulating beaver lips

Avoid her if her vulva's big

Like two ears taken from a pig

Just get up and leave the venue

If her pussy's on the Arby's menu

Miles of dick and Chad spunk mostly

Has polluted the flip-flaps of that roastie

1  mr4ffe 2018-05-05

I read this with the melody of "The Wheels On The Bus".

1  DixonCheese 2018-05-05

Wife would be piiiiissed if she saw this demeaning crap-thank goodness she's too busy masturbating to 50 Shades right now.

1  Everytimeithinkimout 2018-05-05

So gay and that's ok

1  MrGoopz 2018-05-05

Honestly, I'm actually pretty impressed with the creativity here. Maybe try applying that creativity to literally anything else and your life would be less shit-tier.

1  bhavv 2018-05-05

Its not my song, someone else wrote it and I've been copy pasting it ever since.

1  Wateryoudoinglater 2018-05-05

Is this more of the brilliant satire incels keep telling me is 2deep4me?

1  rafewhat 2018-05-05

Also chad reporting in. I can't stop reading these posts and the comments, like I'm probably gonna go skate or something cause it's nice out, but like, really?

These guys are fucked

1  DixonCheese 2018-05-05

Us Chads have a responsibility to help these losers.

So where do you shop for your gf's dildos, skater boy?

1  rafewhat 2018-05-05

Wherever she pleases really. I don't have my own toys or a girlfriend at the moment(sicklife). I'm not opposed to using them though! (The dildos, women aren't things)

1  DixonCheese 2018-05-05

You're an even bigger Chad than I am!

My wife and her boyfriend are still pretty proud of me though.

1  mr4ffe 2018-05-05

I read this with the melody of "The Wheels On The Bus".

1  DixonCheese 2018-05-05

Wife would be piiiiissed if she saw this demeaning crap-thank goodness she's too busy masturbating to 50 Shades right now.

1  Everytimeithinkimout 2018-05-05

So gay and that's ok

1  MrGoopz 2018-05-05

Honestly, I'm actually pretty impressed with the creativity here. Maybe try applying that creativity to literally anything else and your life would be less shit-tier.

1  bhavv 2018-05-05

Its not my song, someone else wrote it and I've been copy pasting it ever since.