"The past is the past baby, I just want to settle with you"

142  2018-05-05 by human-cannibal

82 comments

This sandwich looks delicious.

Agree

That’s not a sandwich you’re looking at.

Now I need breakfast.

Jfl if you still eat food

Good try pretending you dont eat food to make yourself feel unique lol I guarrantee you eat food daily

i drink tea almost exclusively, yesterday I had a spring roll and tea

You got problems

i know, i'm an incel

Britcel?

no, just a curry

It's OVER for tea-slurping currycels!

Kek

I never eat food dumbass

Woooosh

You're not entitled to breakfast.

Turbokek

lol how can you guys even eat roastbeef sandwiches after all the memes you're posting

Honestly, I just can't even look at them anymore without barfing.

This sandwich looks delicious. Roast Beef + gravy, BBQ, or spicy mustard is delicious.

Arby's beef-n-cheddar is still the bomb.

Mate I'm proper hungry right now. I'd wolf that shit down.

Virgin Roast Beef vs Chad Innie Burger

Lol I can't anymore, everytime I see one I burst out laughing. Roast beef has been ruined for me.

Same

I just laugh now every time i see a kebab.

I don't lol. Plenty of other meat meals.

So what is this post saying? A girl comes along that wants to be with you but she has an ugly, period blood of a pussy or something?

Lurk moar normalfag or fuck off our sub.

I get it. She s a "slut" and you're too good for her.

no, she's explicitly saying that we're not good enough for her. she's saying we weren't good enough for her in her prime, we weren't good enough when we were dying trying to make it in school, we weren't good enough when were trying to climb up the corporate ranks, we weren't good enough until she's in her 30s, she wants money and stability and someone to cuck

Right and this guy doesn't want her because she's all used up.

no, he doesn't want her because he feels ashamed that she doesn't want her until she's had her fun, whereas he didn't have any fun in his youth

This is the sad truth.

Where do you get these fucking ideas from? Jesus christ. Get off the internet and go outside.

You're a cuck

What the fuck does that mean?

Female dual mating strategy is well known and has previously been researched.

So sad.. People still using these terms and trying to be edgy

Grow up and be a man you whining little girls, maybe then you'll get some

FaGgOt

fagotty fagitty faaaag

So sad.. People still using these terms and trying to be edgy

Oh boy, I guess the rest of the Internet could use a lesson the.

Grow up and be a man you whining little girls, maybe then you'll get some

Masculinity theory, not even once.

You will never get a woman with an attitude like that. Have a shit, shave and shower. Comb your hair you are a disgrace man.

Hmm, never tried shitting before, is it any good?

I take my time.once I pushed too hard and I got piles

Just take a dump, bro. Worked for me.

Normie advice degrades every day.

No better way to assert your dominance in public than taking a massive dump right there in front of everyone. It will literally make the Stacys’ panties slide off from their vaginas becoming so wet. They’ll line up to lick your ass clean. Afterward you can have sex with all of them.

At least that’s how I make my children. Works for me. Then again I’m 6’7”. Also, it probably helps that my cock is 8” flaccid. Most girls tell me it’s like their first time because I rip them and make them bleed. They end up looking exactly like the sandwich in this post when I am done with them, which usually takes me about an hour before I climax. They will typically orgasm six to 7 times during that hour.

Lol

If you're not shitmaxxing in 2018 you're volcel

Legit every comment in this thread is making me cackle 😂😂 JFL if ur not browsing braincels drunk atleast once a month

SOBERCELS ON SUIWATCH

Go outside. Do something, anything really. But they wont because they prefer to live a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Go outside. Do something, anything really. But they wont because they prefer to live a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Umm, they do those things. They're just mad because whenever they come online just to vent they see stupid dismissive shit like this from prudish pricks such as yourself.

Of course I'm dismissive. As much incels want to project it on to women, their pain is self-chosen. I have no pity.

Your view on incels is incredibly simplistic and you should be ashamed of yourself for being so outspoken when your opinion is so uninformed.

Have a shit

It's over for IBScels

You are fucking retarded, imagine being so bluepilled you think shitting will make you more attractive jfl

Holy shit I thought this was an incel joking. It's a normie lmao. Holy mother of retardation.

"Normie" Cringe!

"everything is cringe that I don't like".

Man up!

Just be a man theory!

... just had 1 a half hr ago. It was more delicious than any disgusting fem's pussy a guy would ever lick on.

Lool, but u butthurt for not getting it tho

butthurt for not getting a disease and following someone else? you are a complete shithead. go jack off and find your brain you idiot.

No, buddy. Butthurt for not being able to even get a deseased pussy. My condolences, bro

go back to middle school

I just might do so, if you promisse to get a hobby and stop bitching for not getting laid

You are the dumbest sumbitch on Earth!! I wasn't bitching abotu not having sex you moron. I made a comment about my sandwich and you felt the need to interject some stupid bullshit about my statement. Next time you want to reply to someone's comment DON'T. go away you jackass

That's completely true, but look at how angry you got man. Anyways, I had my fun, you had yours, see ya latter xoxo

I'm not angry, I'm annoyed at your stupidity and how worthless you are. You clearly have reading comprehension problems and a low IQ. Have a bad life douchebag ┌∩┐

Thanks, bro. I'm going to miss our little talks and rants through a virgin forum, S2

fuck off you dummy

We are reaching levels of cope never before experienced

Was at school and went to place i always sandwhiches at noon, they have this display with all the special sandwhiches they have that keeps changing. i was just watching, all of a sudden: “roasty” some footlong thing with roastbeef in between. So I read that I’m like ok np I can contain my laughter. Then I see those pink meaty things hang out and start laughing ridiculously loud. Ofcourse there was like 20 girls from my class, and it only made my mentalcel status even worse ffs. Thx incel culture. But still laughed my ass off tho eventho it was embarassing

You sound young all I can say is be a cunt and be proud of it if you are going for that. If anything changes pretend and spunk in the slags and have a laugh I did and I'm fucking a abomination

I am a simple man, I see the roastie meme, I press UP

I guess I will never understand this meme.

I meant what is the end game. You meet someone you find attractive, is nice to you, and is willing to go out with you. Things develop and you see her natural anatomy And you will use your rejection of science to disqualify her

And come back to the club no one chooses to be in?

Sometimes I try to tell people not to conflate incels with other groups because they are worse with different objectives. But i am now seeing why people can't tell the difference. Because there really isn't any.

Good luck with that.

Ew. This roastie is on its period.

The grandest of irony here

Not how women work. Do you need a sex ed lesson?

Yes it is

And your getting your information from...? Other incels? Great source.

Thanks

Yes it is, this is 100% factually correct, SAD! You can't realize it

lmao at people still falling for the bait

Im starting to think there are actually people who think the number of sexual partners a woman has effects the size of her labia.

You're a cuck

Man up!

Female dual mating strategy is well known and has previously been researched.