I made a bingo sheet for every time a normie tries to talk about incels

118  2018-05-05 by MMDT

85 comments

Don’t forget the virtue signaling Incel Tom saying “I had no clue people were like this.”

Yes you did Tom. You’ve been suppressing these feelings. We see right through you.

lol we'd win in like 20 minutes

More like 2 minutes.

Where's the bottom row?

give me some ideas

"this are rapists"

"why don't they just fuck female incels"

"if they were just lonely virgin men who didn't say hateful things I would have sympathy"

"how do they not see it's their personality"

"they should leave their echo chamber"

that last one is true for any community. Don't stick around in echo chambers. luckily this isn't one, normies pop in here all the time

  • "And they wonder why they can't get laid"

  • "They're just like [unrelated group I dislike]"

  • Intentionally misuses terminology to try to be funny

  • Unironically calls for murder

That's all i got

"y'all"

"Sad sad people"

make sure free space is "just-world fallacy"

It's 5 x 4, make it 5 x 5 otherwise it doesn't make sense as a bingo board

I reckon plenty of you were like this in the old r/incel. Now... Not so much. You guys seem more restrained, specially after all this got so public

"Beatings will continue until these pesky virgins will complain no longer".

Fuck off, you are fucking strangling our community with

lol 5x4 grid. can't even use multiplication tables. mathcel. IT'S OVER

Yep, this is exactly what normal people think of you. And, if they have any doubt, they just scroll through your bullshit to verify. Hey! At least now you know exactly what people are thinking when they give you those weird looks all the time.

Shut up faggot

thinks inceldom can be cured by visiting a prostitute

But it, by definition, can be.

???

I don't get it.. do none of you ever even consider this being correct?

we do, too many of you dumb asses take the roast beef meme seriously

So you don't believe a woman's labia get bigger the more sex she has had?

some do, some don't, wtf do i know? i'm not fucking a lot of women

not bigger just grosser :2

So do you think you can tell if a woman is a virgin by the way her labia looks?

None of us have seen a labia IRL.

You can't tell. Source: me, a woman. If anything my labia seem smaller after becoming sexually experienced. However, as women approach menopause they lose estrogen which can cause their labia to lose their plumpness and sort of "hang" differently. But for a young woman average sexual activity won't change anything, unless she's into pussy pumping or some weird shit.

Vaginas stretch and wear with use and you can't prove otherwise.

Live with it.

The vagina can stretch up to 200 percent. If vaginas didn't snap back, porn would be terrifying

They don't "snap back" completely. With each use of the vagina comes micro-tears and stretching. Elastic substances don't magically become impervious because they're vaginas and you want them to, faggot.

no probably not, but you can definitely tell if someones a whore. :2

No, you really can't. Vaginas are elastic skin, so unless they're fucking soda cans or some shit they're not just gonna stretch out and never go back.

A lot of people here have, actually. But the fact is, no matter how many showers you take, no matter how hard you work out, you'll still have the same unattractive face, short stature, or narrow frame. Sure you could improve your personality, but if you're not sexually attractive I'm not sure you'd be able to get into a monogamous relationship.

A lot of the people I see here don't feel entitled to sex, nor are their standards high. Prostitutes aren't going to cut it too, as all they want is feeling loved. It's something many here have never experienced. You can bet that they've tried almost anything to improve themselves. In fact most people here encourage self improvement. Pushing overweight people to lose weight, skinny people to work out, that sorta thing.

Braincels is not racist. On the contrary, it points out the blatant racism seen today, take from dating websites to real life situations. You might see some slurs thrown around, but people here are cool with it. An Indian man could call himself a curry, not as an insult but as a joke. It's all jokes, really.

Hope that cleared some things up. Happy cakeday

Thank you for your reply. I have a couple of questions if it's not a problem.

sexually attractive

Do you think sexual attraction is only caused by physical appearance? What kind of sexual relationship are we talking about, flings, ltr?

don't feel entitled to sex, nor are their standards high. Prostitutes aren't going to cut it either, as all they want is feeling loved.

Have you ever looked at a below average girl and thought that you'd like to talk to her/you'd bang her? If so, what was the reason?

I have a couple of questions if it's not a problem.

Nah man, no problem at all, ask away. I'm not an incel though, so my answers may not reflect the entire community's opinion.

Do you think sexual attraction is only caused by physical appearance? What kind of sexual relationship are we talking about, flings, ltr?

Yeah, I think a big part of sexual attraction is due to physical appearance, but many other factors may affect that as well. I think physical attraction itself plays a big role in many kinds of relationships, so it's not only limited to flings, long term or romantic relationships. Halo effect is what I'd say a scientific proof of it. I'm going to be quoting what I've said in a previous comment, sorry for the wall of text:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/brain-flapping/2016/may/19/are-funny-people-sexy-or-are-sexy-people-funny

"People who are already attractive often get perceived as funnier, because the people attracted to them want them to be, even if it is at a subconscious level."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5686953/Model-conducts-experiment-makes-women-swipe-right.html

"When I went on with thinning hair or almost completely bald women lost interest. The experiment showed that you are at least ten times more attractive to women when you have hair."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/11/men-women-prison-sentence-length-gender-gap_n_1874742.html

"Starr also found that females arrested for a crime are also significantly more likely to avoid charges and convictions entirely, and twice as likely to avoid incarceration if convicted."

We're subconsciously nicer to people we feel attracted to. We're all guilty of it to some degree.

Have you ever looked at a below average girl and thought that you'd like to talk to her/you'd bang her? If so, what was the reason?

Indeed, I have. It probably has something with the way our brains are wired. We are, on an evolutionarily scale, programmed to spread our genes to as many people as we can, while women are wired to be more picky with who they mate with. So it's only natural for men's standards to be low and women's standards to be high.

I think we should definitely change as we aren't two dimensional beings, not anymore. We shouldn't objectify or treat attractive people better purely for their looks and not for their actions, or shun ugly people. Get rid of that lookism shit. But all the efforts I've seen of people actually trying to push this shit only do it for women's sake. Men are left behind for some reason.

https://i.redd.it/qpiz5pimt1g01.jpg

http://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Screen-Shot-2016-10-19-at-6.44.03-PM-998x700.png

Remember the Alex kid from Target?

https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f2025983a1a0e95de6b19c046f3b622e-c

Every time I look at a below average girl and think of her the only reason is just because I'm desperate.

Thanks, but tbf if you want to feel loved stop hating every woman and maybe give them a chance and share some love yourself.

Oh, I absolutely agree with your opinion.

This place is more like a venting group from what I've seen, so not many people actually say or do the shit they say and do here in real life. It's dark humor.

Thanks for the clear up! I was trying to figure this out myself. Makes sense

No problem dude, thank you for being understanding

It's not really a joke though. When you affiliate yourself with this group, you are contributing to the radicalization of young men and making yourself apart of it. Not everyone after all will takes it as jokes and most of the people in this community are immersed in hatred for another group of people. Many of them are using the same manipulation tactics that most hate/terrorist groups use to manipulate people who feel insecure about, have been rejected by, or have been emotionally hurt by a person who is apart of "that group." The moment you created a terrorist was the moment the jokes stopped being funny, it was also the moment you stopped being seen as a light-hearted guy who wants a community and started being seen as a member of just another hate group.

Honestly, most of you are so much better than this, and the thing that pisses me off about this group most of all is how insipid their manipulation is. I have read the posts here, and everytime someone talked about improving themselves they make it a point of reminding him how worthless he is, reinforcing the idea that the only community he will ever have and the only ones who will ever "love" him are the ones that feel like him, suffer like him... hate like him. Over and over again until you guys start to believe this is what love and support look like. Until you give up on the real thing and dig yourselves deeper and deeper into that black hole. I hate that, I hate that for you. Love is so much more beautiful than these guys make it out to be. For every disgusting story I see posted about an individual doing something terrible to someone else, there are 100,000 other stories about something beautiful that love has created. I hate that part of this dogma is to strip young men of the possibility of accepting that feeling.

This isn't radicalizing anyone, they are going to end up the same anyone, I've been like this since before finding the incel culture. If someone commits an act of terrrorism over a fucking joke that's on them.

There wouldn't be any scope of "radicalising" (fucking lol) if females weren't terrible

radicalization of young men and making yourself apart of it

I'll set myself as an example here. I have only recently heard of incels and the blackpill, but I knew the idea behind them for a long time. [A lot of what is being said here is real and is backed up by science.](reddit.com/r/blackpillscience) It doesn't take you a long time to realize that it's real, which is exactly why this whole incel and blackpill thing is booming. Not because people are being radicalized, but because everyone can see the injustice in society for themselves. And if your life is horrible, you'll grasp at straws to find humor in life some way or the other, which probably led to the creation of this subreddit.

As for radicalizing young men specifically, I have to disagree. They're not taking part in radicalizing young men, in fact, they're telling them to simply get the fuck out of this subreddit.

And if you're dumb enough to take jokes for real and actually do something stupid, then that's on you. That's like taking a nazi joke too far and actually gassing the entire population of Israel. Please, let's not regulate jokes.

the moment you created a terrorist

That's debatable. Incels as a group didn't exist back when Elliot Rodger went on his murderous rampage. What makes you say that this Alek retard wouldn't have killed innocent people if it weren't for those damned incels?

Also since we're talking about terrorism, are we also going to condemn Islam? Cause I'm pretty sure if we're going to blame the group and the people inside it, then surely all Muslims are way, waaaaaaay worse than incels. To put it into perspective, there have been 140 Islamic attacks in 19 countries. Just in thirty days.

how worthless he is

I do believe this to be true to some degree. Looks are the perfect basis for judging people. We're all victims of the halo effect. The person in question may not be worthless, true, but looks wise if he's below average he might as well be.

There was a compilation album on imgur of women on Twitter lashing out at short men. About 20 or so screenshots, all of them containing hate messages to short men in particular. Some were saying short men don't have a reason to exist, castrate them, don't take short men seriously, they're the devil, etc.

Why is no-one talking about this issues like this? It's the hypocrisy with all this talk from the left that I have a problem with. Nobody gives a shit if men are the ones receiving flak. Fucking hell, I've had people on reddit tell me that men can't be the victims of sexism. Look at the up votes that guy got.

If anything THIS is what radicalizes people.

Well i dont who this guy is

But bless this man, st.blackops2cel

Amen, may St. Blackops2cel bless you on this day as well

I hope he could kill me

There's a time for everything man

Your lives are not horrible. Starving children in Africa, their lives are horrible. Victims of ISIS, their lives are horrible. Random whiny bitches on Reddit who should just go to a brothel or some shit, no

"You are not allowed to be sad because there are people dying in Africa."

Gatekeep away son

People who complain about gatekeeping are rich douchebags who wanna feel like they have real problems when they don't. Of course an incel would complain about one

People in the first world aren't entitled to having problems. Lmao

Most retarded post of the day.

What is the problem in society and how can it be stopped?

People being treated differently based on their looks, skin color, height and sex is what I think the problem is. It's nothing new, really. Nobody deserves to have the few years they have on earth be ruined because of something they can't change. This goes for all sides, of course. Black people, white people, latinos, asians, indians, short people, tall people, ugly people, good looking people, women, men, etc.

Basically, a society where people are judged and treated not based on what they look like, but who they are as a person is what I want.

I see women on twitter wishing they were raped by a quite literal rapist who's in prison. On the flip side I see men wanting to fuck an attractive woman who got convicted for having sex with her underage students. It's immoral and trashy, but you can't blame them for being attracted to an attractive person. Our monkey minds work that way.

So there isn't a way to really stop this kinda shit for good. Call me captain hindsight, but pointing out the problem is all I can do unless I can find a way to remove the lookist part of the evolutionary mechanisms of our brains.

I agree with you but why then do some men here constantly try to make fun if any 'flaw' in a woman's appearance or memes about the diffent of looks in labia of someone with 'higher mileage'

They critique all people's looks, not just women's. If a dude's ugly, they say he's ugly. Same for women. There's no sugar coating involved, they say it like they see it.

memes about the diffent of looks in labia

The reason why those memes still exist is because women get triggered over it, fair and simple. Nobody in this sub with more than 5 neurons believes that meme.

Read higher up, people are agreeing that it looks different.

They've got to be legit retarded

making yourself apart of it

a part*

LOL "You might see some slurs thrown around, but people here are cool with it."

That's racism. This sub has racist views and it's not even well hidden. Just saw a post where a dude referred to Asian women as inferior...but no, no racism here. What a joke

There are a lot of people of color browsing this subreddit, including myself. When reality itself is racist, surprise surprise, the facts and the science turn out to be racist too. They're not racist views, they're reality. Ask any Indians or Asians around here. Also, white men get more women than Asian men in Asian countries.

http://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/673129

"Women respond only to men of similar or more dominant racial status, while nonblack men respond to all but black women."

"White men and white women with a college degree are more likely to contact and to respond to white daters without a college degree than they are to black daters with a college degree."

https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=895442

"Overall, it appears that women discriminate more strongly against members of the different ethnicities than men. Also, Asian men and women seem to be least discriminating among the ethnicities, although the effect sizes are not precisely measured."

I can send more of these studies your way, if you'd like to see them.

just saw an upvoted reply to a post where a dude referred to Asian women as inferior

I think I saw that comment too, I'm not too sure. On what post did you see it?

High IQ post. You should be mod here tbh.

I'm not an incel so I'm not sure I'd make a good fit.

This bingo chart is pretty spot on, on everything. Hence why they're all bitching about it being 5 x 4 and not about the content.

A lot of incels are not even white. Actually, there's a lot of indian and asian males here. The type redditors make fun of on a casually racist basis.

Focussing on the racist part cus that's the easiest part to disprove. Nobody rly goes around calling them racist, they call them women haters which is exactly what they are.

Bingo!

that's not even how a bingo card is made.

where's the lie though

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you forgot "hit the gym, bro"

What incels advocating sex redistribution miss is this: their self-pity has them believe they are the most pathetic beings on the planet but guess what? There's someone else who has an even lesser chance of finding intimacy than you. At least you're a man who can provide for someone. There's a 500 lb hamplanet out there with desire in her ample loins who has precisely zero to offer to a potential mate. So then the logical conclusion: how would you incels feel being forced to be intimate with one of these hamplanets, in the same way you advocate women be forced to be intimate with you?

I have no problem with incels, I just wish you would save the first bullet for yourselves instead of hurting normal functioning people when you decide to ragequit.

Go move to a 3rd world country, you'll be seen as a rich American and be swimming in this "intimacy" you seek

there's much more incels than there are 500lbs hamplanets. this is one the most stupid posts i've read all week

that hamplanet still wants chad. Delusional

Ive been here longer than that. I know that it's a mix of both. So do you. You know there are some terrible people on here and you know they aren't a couple of bad apples. You know they believe the roastie myth

not really. if they were just more than a few bad apples then the front page of braincells would look a lot different. the few crazies that post don't get replied to much and don't get much upvotes. most of the nutjobs are on incels.me anyway

TOP THREE POSTS RIGHT NOW.

  1. Post is claiming that Cuckoldry is the new normal family

  2. Post claiming that it's normal and not trashy to have a new boyfriend every week

  3. Really bad satire about Martin Luther King that someone used so they could get away with saying the N WORD

  4. Post crying about outlawed prostitution.

lmao, I love how each and every single one of those posts goes way over your head. What's it like to live in such a reality? You're not interested in having an honest conversation so I'll leave you to fester.

You retarded fucks are not as deep as you think as you are.

There's nothing to go over my head about some incels who think cuckoldry and casual boyfriends are a societal norm.

You guys think that all of your bitter posts are like Infinite Jest

it's called humour and if this humour isn't your style then you're free to leave

That's what the unfunny people always say. You can believe something and joke about it, but you still have to accept when your belief is wrong.

Nah it's what people have to say when idiots like you go to places you know you don't like then cry it's not to your taste

Must be why you stopped going outside.

everyone but me gotta learn this is true.

A lot of these are true for what i’d say ~1/3 incels, but thats not enough incels for me to check the squares out.

oh for fuck sakes. Hey you idiots, /r/incels got shut down for a reason. Reddit is a VERY PUBLIC message board filled with idiot SJW types that absolutely hate anything they disagree with. The shit posted on /r/incels was vile. If you don't see that, you aren't being honest with yourself. The other problem reddit has is that it makes people think that a small but vocal minority represents a large movement when it does not, so because of what was posted with no argument from other users on that board, that is the impression you gave the world. If you are talking to women one way then coming to a message board to "vent" how you really feel, you are being dishonest in how you talk to women. If you want to "vent" so nastily, do it in a less public place then "The front page of the internet" that you know has nasty people that spend all day looking for things that make them angry to complain about. I agree that the concept of "incel" doesn't have to do with entitlement, but the anger makes people think it does. This is not an identity that can help you in any way. It reinforces your bad feelings towards yourself and breeds contempt. Stop seeing the world as "normies" vs you. I see this whole concept as a clear example of mental health problems, and horrible negative reinforcement, get out now

More like 2 minutes.

So do you think you can tell if a woman is a virgin by the way her labia looks?

Nah it's what people have to say when idiots like you go to places you know you don't like then cry it's not to your taste