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My dog

Same. Dogs are loyal and pure.

No girl will ever smile at you like that.

No girl will ever smile at us in any manner.

I smile at men all the time.

But my smile is pretty shitty.

Have you ever smiled at an incel? I doubt that you have.

I know I have to at least one incel, my oldest brother.

He is the coolest person I know. It's the reason I'm here, just trying to gain some perspective.

And while I know many in this sub wont believe me I'm also the type of person to go out of my way to smile at everyone, but especially to those I think could use a brief smile. Unattractive, old, young, depressed, homeless, you name it, I'm like Oprah with this smile.

Just wish I had a prettier one, haha.

I know I have to at least one incel, my oldest brother.

He is the coolest person I know.

You must know very uncool people. If he is an incel then he is not cool. Cool people get laid.

Nah, he is the coolest. Most people in my life are pretty awesome, but then again I tend to find something I like in everyone I meet.

Nah, he is the coolest.

Then how is he an incel? Cool people have status and usually looks.

He is severely overweight, in his late thirties, balding, shit job, past drug abuse problems, past mental health problems, doesn't own anything, doesn't live on his own, not objectionably attractive at this moment, and has no money or savings.

We are super close and he has come out to me as incel, which was sort of a surprise. Its a surprise because I don't see any of those negatives. I see a guy that's incredibly intelligent, hilarious, creative, thoughtful, lovable, with a wonderful soul, kind eyes, and a great laugh.

But he has no confidence outside of when he is with family.

We are super close and he has come out to me as incel, which was sort of a surprise.

Literally how is that a surprise?

Its a surprise because I don't see any of those negatives. I see a guy that's incredibly intelligent, hilarious, creative, thoughtful, lovable, with a wonderful soul, kind eyes, and a great laugh.

Females care about none of that when it comes from a man who "is severely overweight, in his late thirties, balding, shit job, past drug abuse problems, past mental health problems, doesn't own anything, doesn't live on his own, not objectionably attractive at this moment, and has no money or savings."

But he has no confidence outside of when he is with family.

I wonder why.

Never said I was surprised he doesnt have confidence.

Not surprised at all, but its hard to help someone that doesnt want to help themselves.

its hard to help someone that doesnt want to help themselves.

If he is actually an incel there is no help. It's not about stupid platitudes like 'you have to help/love yourself'. It's about reality. Incels are at the bottom with no way to go up. This is a biological fact. This is why our species has a 1:2 male:female ancestor ratio.

We are super close and he has come out to me as incel

And pajeet reveals himself, nice try pajeet but your larping has been subpar today

I dont know what this means, but alright

my oldest brother.

Why haven't any of your gfs fucked him?

Ive tried to set him up with a couple nice ladies but he always says no.

How obese were they?

Ha, one was overweight but not obese, and the other was tiny. No idea why he said he wasnt interested. Personal issues I'm assuming.

Does he know you're posting on an incel sub?

Haven't told him, no.

You don't appear to be an incelqueer (but that's difficult to determine given you're on an alt/throwaway) and I hope you're not, so I'll treat you with a tad more respect.

Did he have to come out to you as an incel for you to know he's incel or did you already suspect it? I mean, you're his sister, clearly you know if he's dating anyone or not. He's obese and not the best looking so I doubt you assumed he was having ONS or hookups. OR are you not close? That can't be the case otherwise he wouldn't have told you.

I already suspected it to be honest. He claimed to be casually dating here and there, but I never met the women. He has brushed over the subject the last few years, which led me to believe he was at least not getting laid often or at all. He did have a girlfriend years back but she broke his heart and its been downhill ever since.

It wasnt until the whole incel thing came out in the news that he came clean.

Just want to help him if I can but I dont want to be so obvious about it either. So just observing for now and staying the course of being a good sister.

You're doing the right thing and honestly support is the best and mostly only thing you can do. He's probably at a similar stage where I am that we've accepted our fate and left the anger phase behind. Most of the young guys here are still in the anger phase and rightfully so. Being alone fucking sucks, but do it long enough and as humans adaptable creatures you can live with it albeit with highly likely health problems that follow.

Dating mid 30s is hard enough let alone late 30s for average people. It's simply not possible for incels. Apps like Tinder & Bumble have absolutely destroyed the dating market. The market has spoken and image based dating apps are preferred over the interests kind (okcupid, match etc). The latter who are simply copying the swipe option because it's in demand. That then has a net effect on the quality of dating because most of these people matching on tinder and bumble have little to nothing in common besides attraction.

Thank you. You're right, he doesnt seem angry, just content with his fate.

I would love to write more but I am just out the door heading to work! Thank you for the conversation.

Liar

Nope.

its ogre

Maybe not a girl that hot, but I'm sure you could find someone more in your league to approach.

Sure when I'm in my 30s and she's done riding the cock carasouel.

But I thought looks don't matter.

They do. Except ugly girls have been inflated by Social media to think they're hotter than they really are. So they'll be riding the cock carasouel and trying to get Chad to commit (protip: he won't) and then they'll have to settle for an equally ugly person in a loveless marriage because they miss Chad cock.

no it's all personality for a normie and nothing but

well, no one asked for suifuel this potent

it's friday night man

have mercy gents

Time for some fucking wine and skittles.

Imagine you’ve just moved into your new home with this girl in OP, newly married. Your boxes are still all over the place so you go and get take out Chinese food, as you’re walking home together holding hands in the twilight she kisses you on the cheek smile knowing the walk home has your whole life stretched out ahead of you. You’ll have kids, you’ll move a couple of times, you’ll grow old together and go on holidays together to see the world, a constant companion. The love of your life. Just like your parents had.

Now realise you’re reading Reddit and you’re alone and the girl in OP has already slept with 100+ guys (empowering btw) as well as a couple of abortions. The life ahead has broken and become twisted.

Where did the world go so wrong?

that was actually life fuel, knowing that an incel is capable of poignant writing/thoughts/sentiment

well done

jk, that was a dick move, why you gotta make me more miserable boyo

I honestly would have fantasised along those lines when I was younger now something like this doesn’t exist in my reality anymore, it doesn’t hurt at least there are none of those pangs of fear and anxiety about meeting a girl like that and what might happen.

Iktf. I used to mock mgtow but now I can’t imagine taking the risk of trying to build a life with a modern female even if one wanted to.

Cutie

No one will ever be there.

imagine still being this bluepilled

The face of your daughter at the county jail with a DUI charge and the remaining half of your dead brother's car in the police impound so when you arrive to go pick her up via taxi, all she can do is give a fake-ass smile hoping she doesn't get disowned.

Jesus fuck dude, just let me have this moment

Wow. Fucking kek.

Sick thing is you know she's fully capable of it.

14 year old is only for 30 yo Chad who will pound her pussy forcefully after that.

Thinking of all the chad cock she will have later... tee hee...

She looks 15 y'all, calm down.

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Wot in tarnation

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, And then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground come a bubblin crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well the first thing you know ol Jed's a millionaire, The kinfolk said "Jed move away from there" Said "Californy is the place you ought to be" So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly

Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.

Old Jed bought a mansion, lordy it was swank Next door neighbor's the president of the bank. Lotta folks complaining but the banker found no fault 'Cause all Jed's millions, was a-sitting in the vault!

Redemption funds. Stocks and bonds.

Well now it's time to say good bye to Jed and all his kin. And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in. You're all invited back next week to this locality To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality

Hillbilly that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Thank you

A women cannot be there for a man; all they know how to say on a dark day is "man up, its all your fault." Give me a break guys. Stop believing the bullshit you see in movies. Women are not and never have been supportive of men. Snap yourselves out of this bluepill lie which is the cause of your depression.

lol

I've thought about getting a real doll to talk to and cuddle with at night as I fall asleep, not really to use as a sex doll since a onahole would suffice and are 100x easier to clean.

They are so expensive though. That thicc ass one with the big titties that became a meme a while back is like 2-3k by itself. I have a daki but a pillow just isn't the same.

Tfw can't wait for real wifebots but I would never be able to afford one even if I lived that long.

You cannot buy this. You will never experience teenage love like this even if you moneymax. It's too late. It's always been too late. It's over.

Tbf I'm 24 and recently started a relationship for the first time in my life with another college student. I actually do feel like our relationship is as innocent and carefree as a teenager's. I don't really think about my shitty high school experience anymore since I already have an amazing love life. It's not too late.

Yes it is. You've never had teenage love. You had one chance in all of eternity and you will never have one again.

Believe me, if you find a lovely girl that always wants your attention and love, those feelings of being an adult virgin and inexperienced won't really matter anymore. You'll feel like a new person. Like everything before then was from a past life.

Complete bs tbh. I lost my virginity as a 21 yo to a 18 yo girl when I was in college. She was already used up garbage because I was her third relationship already. Sex was good enough but you could easily tell that it meant a lot more to me than to her. If you are not the first one you will always be some random inbetweener.

This gif breaks my heart every time i see it

Don't be such bitter assholes your entire life and maybe that will happen

Of course it's a very pretty girl lol

chad only

no one has smiled at me like that.

Damn, she’s cute af

It feels so foreign. No one has looked at me like that, and no one ever will.

Honestly. It feels awesome. It can save your life.

I hope you guys make it.

She will never suck my dick. Why live?

It’s fucking over. Time to rope

I know I have to at least one incel, my oldest brother.

He is the coolest person I know. It's the reason I'm here, just trying to gain some perspective.

And while I know many in this sub wont believe me I'm also the type of person to go out of my way to smile at everyone, but especially to those I think could use a brief smile. Unattractive, old, young, depressed, homeless, you name it, I'm like Oprah with this smile.

Just wish I had a prettier one, haha.

Ha, one was overweight but not obese, and the other was tiny. No idea why he said he wasnt interested. Personal issues I'm assuming.