is that dude wearing slippers/shoes while on the bed? why

fucking normies

How do i get to the right side

Step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don't be unattractive

That guy sitting on the bunk bed using the laptop isnt attractive but he got invited

He's that guy who's parents aren't home so he tries to host parties to get popular.

And people only come because other people are going to be there, not because they care about him.

That's what happens to people who buy their friends.

cope

How the fuck can you tell?

He’s the roommate who has nowhere else to go.

That was me in freshman year when my random roommate was a state title wrestler.

I was 6’ lanklet

R/tinder is blackpilled?

giga-cope

nt?

neurotypical, as in, normal with no mental deficiencies

Step 1: Be attractive.

Step 2: ???????????

Step 3: Profit!

What if you have everything it takes to be on the right side but for some reason u still choose the left side?

JBW

Doesn't work.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/40/0a/5d/400a5d75b7b8153a58157c3f8d149795.jpg

You stop thinking only about yourself.

Stop being ugly and short.

If you have to ask then it's already too late

Begin with going outside and experience real things and real people instead of spending your nights in front of a screen on a forum full of dispiteful people who only see the negative sides of life.

Go out by myself, how will this get me friends?

Like the rest, you meet people. What kind of circular thinking is that? "how would I get to know anyone if I don't know anyone?"

Go to the gym,go running, go exercising. Take pride in your appearance. Take pride in yourself. Go out and talk to people. Jesus fucking Christ.

Uhh based on my observations, this place mostly consists of dudes who claim to be gym rats in excellent physical shape. Hell they shame overweight men who call themselves "incels" by calling them "fakecels" so it's a bit inaccurate to say that these guys aren't regularly exercising.

Lol we have many coping gymcels on this sub, your basic bitch normie advice is useless.

Why do you insist on speaking using all this terminology. Normie, low iq, it's all fucking stupid. Can't you see that by associating yourself with a group that are openly self destructive it's only going to worsen your mental health.

I'm not here to troll. Seriously, take a fucking second glance at this post. How is this helping your predicament? Get off this toxic subreddit and go and fucking live your life,

Turning an acquantinceship into friendship takes about 40 to 80 hours. Doesn't seem like too much, but that's actually a pretty long time. Say you're into team sports. You'd see your team mates about 4-6 hours a week. So it would take about three months for a friendship to form IF you actually get along with someone. Building up friendships means building your social network. It will grow exponentionally. You will hopefully get invited to parties and shit (unless your friends are also nerds). It might be awkward at first, so just try to drug yourself to make you more appealing. After a while you'll get the hang of it (maybe a couple of years) and you might even start being comfortable around women. Who knows, one might even be drunk , or genuinely interested in you, enough to fuck you. If you're ugly as fuck and generally kind of autistic, then there's little hope in joining the right.

Pretty accurate tbh, except I'm LDARing on the floor with a laptop

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Somehow normies have no capacity to emphasize with us.

I drink coffee, not mountain dew.

Dude needs a better chair and better positioning of the keyboard and monitor. Going to be sore sitting like that.

Thought you were gonna say that woukd get him a gf

Dude I don't know what gets people girlfriends, I know what typically gets me a girlfriend or the occasional college bang buddy. But you people...youre a mystery to me

We are ugly.

Mystery solved

If you know the problem then you can start identifying solutions!

Yeah a rope

Are you the kind of person who gets a C on an exam and then drops the class?

I never went to school because I am a genius

Dude so am I. I'm a scrawny ginger and I've dated plenty of 9s. Just stop being a faggot. Nobody like the kind of attitude displayed on this subreddit. That's your problem. Not your looks.

I make up stories online about my life

Ok then bozo

Wait, what? You think I'm making this up?

LOL

Look at my post history....

So stop being a faggot and leave this sub reddit.

Blow my ass numale go play your switch and drink your soy

Stop making up buzzwords and go outside.

I was just outside doing my laundry WHATS GOOD NOW BRO?

Truth If looks were such a problem Kerry King (guitarist of slayer) wouldn't have gotten laid as much as be did. It turns out though, that women tend to have a thing for people who can play an instrument and/or are part of a band. Skills and the like are things people tend to find attractive be it musical, artistic, culinary. People like these things

definitely incel because of bad workstation ergonomics, women hate that

dont give me this suicide feel dont give me this suicide feel dont give me this suicide feel

Bro the normies will all suffer genital warts, herpes and other nasty shit. You may feel angst at being in front of your PC but you are safe from the vile cesspool.

that just means i will get stds when she turns 34 and needs a provider

True also can babies catch stds from their mother as they slide out? Often wondered

Some babies do catch the std of their mother, depends on disease and chance

Bleak

Imagine your child catching the disease of your mid-30s roastie wife's chad.

its over for western children

Do you inspect potential mates for scars and then carfax their vagina? You wouldn't want them doing it to you.

I know a guy who is HIV positive because he got it from his mom while she was pregnant with him.

holy fuck its over

Don't kid yourself, you're never provide anything to anyone.

BRVTAL

im wealthy what u mean

Safe sex is really easy to do -- something tells me you've never tried to do a hookup before.

hookup

Do you realise which sub you’re posting on?

The subreddit for people who are exclusively into romantic relationships? Doesn't seem like it.

Someone show this normie the door.

lol thats a gross exageration

leave me to my cope

heh, i'm gymcelling tonight, jokes on you boyo

Actually, jokes on you because you're putting in all that effort with no valuable return on investment.

Being physically fit is kind of it’s own reward. The body feels very different to live within, your experience of life changes quite dramatically tbh.

That's why I just do some light cardio, but that's about it. I don't see the point in exercising for aesthetics if my face is ugly.

It's very rewarding to make progress as well. Kind of like an MMORPG, but you're the character.

LDAR

3real5me

pass me the rope

Clubbing and parties? I would rather be on the left side thanks very much.

Steamy shower sex on the other hand...

My cat is watching me eat a ham sandwich..it's raining, and all the bills are paid. Life is pretty good.

I wish I had two necks so I could rope twice

Damn, I used to try and be like the people on the right. I finally learnt my place and stopped trying. Subhumans will never experience anything on the right.

I know right? I used to try being the guy on the right too and every time I was brutally rejected, or got explicitly told by a drunk dude that I was an ugly fuck who just didn't belong there. And I knew that's what everyone was thinking too, it's just that the drunk dude was low inhib enough to say it.

Im here to cope and rope, and im all out of copes

God doesn't exist, gotta rip that bandaid off now.

I'm agnostic. But I still believe that a god exists.

Then u r not agnostic ya dumb fuck

Yes I am you fucking moron. I'm an agnostic theist.

All this just because they're tall or have forward grown faces. That's it, that's all there ever was to life.

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Well fuck my life

why would you even willingly want to be at parties if you're ugly, short, unattractive, or even if you're just an incel without any of those qualities

have fun standing in the corner while everyone else is talking and having fun.

yeah in HS, Saturday night's the real party.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

left is literally living the life

i prefer the loner nerd on the left teehee

I actually went yesterday in a club (I'm an incel but a redpill bro lied to me i am goodlocking enough to get laid).

So I approached around 15 girls. Result: Was pushed back physically by two of them, the other 13 immediately made a shocked/disgusting face and immediately avoided eye contact and turned the other way.

I am 6'1 tall, white blonde and blue eyes and have had two women before comment on me that I am beautiful but I have fucked only 1 girl without paying and she was very ugly, so basically I was gaslighted.

It's over.

Congratulations, you’re a low-tier normalfag. Don’t take it as a personal insult, me too. Just know that there are probably dozens of currycels/ethniccels/shortcels here who are in a lot worse situation.

Nice of you to let me know. I was a actually a pretty active and famous incel poster on r/incels.

With clothes I am a low tier normal fag, but under then I have lots of moles and I am very hairy. Also my dick is so thin that it's almost a medical condition. Statistically it's in the bottom 20% of dick width. (width, not girth, but width is all that looks fat or thin basically, girth is actually average).

So I know that even if I succeed at dragging home some normal girl, she will be very disappointed when she can't even feel my dick. On top of all I am risking a fake rape accusation because today apparently it happens left and right

P.S. How can I become an approved submitter. I don't want to wait 10 minutes before I comment every time?

Can we not gatekeep?

I wasn't gatekeeping, I literally said I'm a low-tier normalfag too, and I'm here.

To be fair, the "cel" part of incel means celibate therefore he's not an incel given that he has had sex (without paying), even if just once.

I prefer left

zes everzone has sex everz second of their lives except incels. lol

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Today is prom and this hit close to home

Those rooms full of people probably smell like body odor and literal shit. Doesn't look enjoyable tbh.

Is it weird that 80% of my free time is just me alone? How much sex could you possibly be wanting to have? I've tried, you chaff and sometimes get a yeast infection.

neurotypical, as in, normal with no mental deficiencies