The most dangerous man in existence.

79  2018-05-04 by rileymils

25 comments

...this is a really good idea

lol this guy could've conjured a rope out of thin air, I'm sure of it

i guess they didn't have movies with female protagonists back in the 30's

KEK

He'll probably have a heart attack mid way through sex. Rip oldcel.

No, before -as she's stripping down.

Wow.

He's a goner he will be sduicided soon

I'm sorry but what the hell do you do for your entire life if you've gotten to the age that guy looks to be and don't have sex at least once?

Have meaningfull relationships with friends, discovering yourself spiritually, go travel etc Having sex is nice, but you can have a forfilling life without it

It is but that guy looks to be about 90. There's few people I can look at in the world and say "yeah I can see them going without sex", monks come to mind, but it's just something that baffles me personally.

Its not a life I would want nor a healthy life imo, but for some it brings them peace. Power to those people

Just not hire a prostitute, follow that one simple step and all of us would be just like him.

He reached maximum wizard status.

LMFAO

Rip wizardcel, his gonna die and live the rest of his immortal life as Lichcel

Having gone untainted by succubi throughout his whole life, he has harvested power beyond what even gods could have imagined in ancient times. Nay, he is on his way beyond godhood and is already similar the concept of magic itself. What is left of him in the realm of mortals is a mere visage of just a fragment of his true self. Trying to grasp his true power would be akin to kindergarteners discussing quantum physics or deep learning.

His powers have grown so great that losing them is the only way he CAN die.

pretty sure his benis skin would just rip if he had sex tbh

i'm literally committing suicide OR going NC if im still a TKHHV by 23

103? Fuck outta here dude.

Terrifying agepill.

Brutal existence

he is old chad, when he finally does it, the energy of 100 merging black holes will be released

dude is a motherfucking archmage

Celibacy = longlife

GIGA MASTER ULTIMATE GRAND VIRGIN WIZARD OF THE UNIVERSE