A 3 Step Guide to Ruin a Stacey's Day

106  2018-05-04 by ellcel

  1. Walk up to a Stacey

  2. Smile, with confidence

  3. Say, "hi"

91 comments

Wouldn't ruin my dayšŸ¤—

You're in r/braincels making comments, you are far from a stacey

Except you're not a Stacey. You're more likely a 3/10 fatty, browsing this sub just to feel better about yourself.

hey roastie go toastie

Landwhlaes with diseased cheesburger looking vaginas don't count.

I wonder why women don't like you šŸ¤”

No free validation landwhale. Hit the gym!

Im a perfectly healthy bmi thanks

FatAcceptance

5'9" 145lbs my guy. Plus I'm a chubby chaser anyways šŸ˜Ž

at least they feel something about me.

"This is why you're an incel"

fuck off retarded bitch

How do you know their vaginas look like cheeseburgers if you havenā€™t seen them?

piss off cunt

You seem nice!

What does that even mean?

It's no wonder you are alone

I'd rather be alone than cuked

Right. Well, I'll continue to wake up to my wife everyday while you post here seriously. I know which life I'd rather live.

Are you sure she wants to wake up to you everyday??

100% she does

Lmao, Are you sleeping with a sex doll?

Nope, a human woman which is something you'll never experience šŸ‘¼

I know that and I'm fine with it. But will you ? when a day comes and you will find out that She's been cuking you left and right. Never say never Boyo

You get that cheating is exceptionally rare, right? Especially in a long term marriage.

Don't be an idiot, start doing some digging I'm sure you will find something..or maybe its already there but your head is so far up your ass that you are not willing to admit it.

Nah, crab, we're good. Been together for 7 years and we 100% love each other and are dedicated to each other. Most marriages are like ours, too. How about you do some digging in real, scientific studies instead of your pseudo scientific nonsense.

Statistically every third femoid has cheated at some point, she laughted at how delusional you are that you don't give a clue about being cucked on a daily basis

(citation needed)

Lol dude, that's not a study in the slightest. Where's actual evidence, not BuzzFeed level shit.

Why donā€™t you like cucumbers? They are refreshing. I always enjoy getting some cukes!

Lol how do you know what a vagina looks like?

I googled it

I bet your husband watching porn as you lurk here.

I canā€™t tell if the responses to messages like yours are jokes or not. Women respond saying they wouldnā€™t react badly, and itā€™s met with insults. It just seems odd to me that a group of people who speak about wanting validation, attention, friendship, etc. reject it when it comes. And not just reject, but actually throw abuse back at the person who was trying to be genuinely nice, basically perpetuating the same behaviour they say women are guilty of.

I also wouldnā€™t have a negative reaction to anyone smiling and saying ā€œhiā€ to me.

Itā€™s called virtue signalling. The same people mock us irl and reject us.

I donā€™t believe itā€™s the same people, but I may be wrong. I just donā€™t quite understand how it helps to hurl insults at someone who may just be genuinely trying to reach out and be friendly. Refusal to believe the sincerity of these comments, and accepting peopleā€™s attempts to be nice, just becomes self-fulfilling prophecy at that point.

I stand by my remark that I wouldnā€™t be disgusted by something as innocent as someone saying ā€œhiā€ to me. I would hazard a guess that Iā€™m in the majority as well, and that any experience to the contrary is based on a minority of shitty people. I would hope, anyway.

If they wanted to sincerely help they would date an incel. Roasties come here for attention. They message incels and ghost them after two messages or after seeing their face. Thatā€™s why everyone is so hostile.

So the only help a woman can offer is to date an incel? Being a friend, being nice, reaching out, showing empathy, trying to find a human connection is all worthless in your eyes unless it has a romantic/sexual motivation? Iā€™m not available to date, but Iā€™m posting and conversing with you, does that make me a roastie/whale/other insult?

Sorry for the ghosting. People can be shitty.

They can also be wonderful, even if theyā€™re not dating you. I can understand hostility directed at someone that has treated you badly - thatā€™s natural - but not the generalized hostility Iā€™ve seen here. I hope enough good-intentioned people are able to prove you wrong one day. But that also requires you being open to believing them.

I have enough friends. Don't need more. I need a gf.

Totally fair! But I still donā€™t see how insulting women is going to achieve that goal. Itā€™s pretty much the complete opposite of what one should do if they want to attract a (decent) woman. I just donā€™t understand the backwards logic

But I still donā€™t see how insulting women is going to achieve that goal.

This a place to vent, not to pick up women. A foidā€™s presence here is more than disturbing.

So the only help a woman can offer is to date an incel? Being a friend, being nice, reaching out, showing empathy, trying to find a human connection is all worthless in your eyes unless it has a romantic/sexual motivation?

Iā€™m not interested in becoming friends with a female. Females make horrible friends.

I can understand hostility directed at someone that has treated you badly - thatā€™s natural - but not the generalized hostility Iā€™ve seen here.

If 99% of men treated you bad all your life I wouldnā€™t blame you if you hated all men.

Because we know she's lying. If we actually tried to say hi to her in real life she would call us a freak and tell us to fuck off.

How do you know that? Is this someone you have interacted with in the past?

Nothing hurts a woman more than an ugly man speaking to them.

Thanks OP, I'm in jail now.

We are the bottom residual shit that swims and feed on carcasses.

For them It's sexual harassment when we speak to them. tbh, I won't be surprised if feminist groups are pushing a bill that will allow women to sue any of us for staring at them

I'd probably look a bit surprised because I don't know you but I'd still politely answer and smile. Because I'm a decent person, not an asshole.

Hi.

Hello.

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy,

But this is my reddit account, so PM me your tits maybe?

I don't show my tits to strangers.

I show my tits to chads only

FTFY

I don't show my tits to strangers even if they are Chads.

:)

It's all sham, we know it, foid. You wouldn't hesitate a single fucking moment to send your tits to a genetically superior 8/10 and above chad male. But at this point I'm inclined to believe maybe it's your biology. Maybe if you truly knew and felt what it meant to be an incel you wouldn't be what you are. It never was about the tits.

Why would I send my tits to a complete stranger?

Ah. You didn't have to. You don't get this, do ya?

You simple minded thots infuriate me. Get tf out.

Why are you even here?

Because that's what they'd do, if they had tits.

Hi

Hi.

So this is what it feels like to be chad

She said Hi back. We got a fakecell!!!

No smile, what an asshole.

irl: "OMIGOD Chad can you believe that fucking creep just talked to me! I'm calling the cops."

What kind of freak would call cops on someone for saying hi? You're living in a different dimension or something if you really think that.

What kind of freak would call cops on someone for saying hi?

your kind, evil cunt.

Okay, so there have been cases like that? Could you give me some excamples?

A lot of guys in this sub have experienced that. I have been threated just for standing next to a roastie at an event. It threated to call the security if I didn't move. The place was crowded and I was standing where I could. But you wouldn't believe any of that. Why would you? You'd rather believe in the delusion that all women are wonderful than accept the fact that people like me have been bullied and discriminated against our entire lives because of our looks.

You would rather believe that we were all born hateful and misogynist than to believe that were were repeatedly humiliated and insulted and called creeepy just for existing in the same dimension as you do.

A lot of guys in this sub could be saying whatever shit they want. Yeah, there are assholes in this world. And if someone threatened to call security on you when you didn't do anything sucks. But I don't think it can be compared to someone actually calling cops on you in bright daylight (not just drunkenly saying "move or I'll call security" in a consert) just for you talking to them. And if you can't give me any source of something like that ever happening then I'm not going to believe it's happening regularly.

And if you can't give me any source of something like that ever happening then I'm not going to believe it's happening regularly.

what would such a "source" look like?

Idk, what about an article about this issue? Or a thread where people talk about their experiences with this? Preferably not in this sub, because incels are not the most reliable source when there's a chance to male women look evil.

Ditto. But I'm not a Stacy. I'm a "post prime landwhale". I wonder if I can make that my flair? Anyway, I basically don't exist so this would never happen to me anyway.

If you were a landwhale was there any "prime" to begin with?

Oh easy, I was a chubby teen, then I lost weight around age 19 and kept it off for 20 years. Then an auto immune disorder surfaced and after a couple of courses of steroids I acheived official landwhale status. Now in process of trying to lose status.

Regardless, I started calling myself that on this forum because one of the citizens referred to women my age in general using that term and I thought it was both humorous and morbidly accurate.

Interesting, any chance you could share which auto immune disorder?

If it's at all possible for you to lose weight in spite, I wish you luck in doing so.

Thank you, that's very kind of you. Lupus. Not so horrible though, a lot of folks have it a lot worse. I can lose it (land whale status) if I keep feeling ok, avoid certain medications, and am able to go to the gym consistently. I was a fitness instructor on the side before I started getting sick too. Stepping back on the excersize surely contributed as well. Anyway I have options.

Hi

Hello.

I love you

Well, this escalated quickly.

We are talking about normal to attractive females.. not reddit landwhale chicks.

I'm normal weight, thank you very much.

220 pounds is normal for a foid redditor.

Just a bit over 60kg last time I checked.

was that when you were in 5th grade?

It was a few months ago.

So you're in 6th grade now?

I'm 18.

then it must be legal to fuck yourself then.

What, for answering your question?

Pls be my Finnish gf

No thanks.

Why not

Is it because I didn't say hi or cause I'm ugly? Or both

It's because I don't know you or anything about you.

Well we could get to know each other

You are a random stranger in the internet. I'm not going to date you.

we could get to know each other

lmao more like just be in their general vicinity

Land whale ahoy

I accidentally locked eyes with a 7/10 outside of costco while waiting for a friend. She was waiting for someone too. I had to smile just to avoid awkwardness and that was enough for her to move away from that place. She went and stood a few meters away facing the other side.

Incels giving attention to femoid in this topic need instantban

Tell her she's fat. Even the skinny ones think they're fat, even the ones with eating disorders. Its a giant slayer.

If an ugly loser makes a comment like that to a girl she wouldn't think anything of it, if anything she'd find it funny that the guy would think his opinion would mean anything to her

To make it super effective, just add 'You look lovely' after the hi.

They're looping back around to being nice to girls! Yes do this in the right situation and you might suddenly find that you don't belong here anymore...

Well if it worked for someone that's great. But I'm sure average brained Stacy will be repulsed.

šŸ™„

Or just have better shit to do...

You know...its crazy enough it just might work!

It's a bit vain to think you're significant enough to ruin someone's day. At best she'll give you a fake smile and say hi quickly then look back at her phone. At worst she won't respond. Either way she won't give a shit.

True that.

Then she will claim sexual harassment.

Im a perfectly healthy bmi thanks

You are a random stranger in the internet. I'm not going to date you.

(citation needed)