I look at this picture and it applies to me almost 100%.

34  2018-05-04 by GymcellingisCope1

21 comments

1  itsbeenover 2018-05-04

if you watch asmr and you don't actually feel asmr, you're a clown

1  GymcellingisCope1 2018-05-04

Oh I didn't see that part. What's asmr?

1  itsbeenover 2018-05-04

it's a tingly feeling that i get due to specific triggers. but people watch asmr videos for no reason, even though they're biologically incapable of feeling asmr

1  nah_humbug 2018-05-04

I just looked it up on YouTube and jesus christ that's calming.

1  itsbeenover 2018-05-04

yeah i guess that's why people watch it, but it's way better if you get asmr

1  nah_humbug 2018-05-04

Dude I'm so jealous of that. I felt relaxed but I didn't feel tingly. I bet that's an amazing feeling.

1  itsbeenover 2018-05-04

keep watching, you might actually have it

1  r4risbullshit 2018-05-04

Most of the channels that pop up are attractive girls, so this makes it worse lmao.

1  nah_humbug 2018-05-04

Its fun to pretend though. I wish there was something like this for VR.

1  GymcellingisCope1 2018-05-04

Sounds like a feeling you get on an LSD trip. A tingly feeling at the back of your neck and just below your eyelids.

1  itsbeenover 2018-05-04

idk, i've never been on lsd, but it is super calm and tingly

1  GeneticCleansing 2018-05-04

ASMRcel

1  VartanX 2018-05-04

I find asmr really irritating.

1  itsbeenover 2018-05-04

like the actual feeling? i don't, that shit is actually lifefuel

1  Sniveling_Cur 2018-05-04

If you watch asmr and you feel asmr you're probably manipulated your entire life by everything

1  itsbeenover 2018-05-04

ehhh, probably not

1  realmonkeycel 2018-05-04

Too real. Even down to the Swans album

1  Wafflepwn_syrup 2018-05-04

Have you tried cleaning your room?

1  GymcellingisCope1 2018-05-04

Rooms pretty clean atm.

1  CommunityCollegeHogg 2018-05-04

Pretty accurate. But:

>no friends

>don’t know who that old fuck in the middle is

>don’t use Facebook

>don’t know what that thing with the popsicle is

1  newbrutus 2018-05-04

don’t know who that old fuck in the middle is

I think that's Jordan Peterson. He's this Canuckistani professor who basically teaches this weird MGTOW/red pill mix of ideology

1  NewLoadsOfFun 2018-05-04

Porn is cuckoldry

1  r4risbullshit 2018-05-04

Mostly accurate for me, but I will go ahead and admit something here.

Porn just doesn't do it for me anymore. Escortceling has taken it's place.

1  lonely_suicidal_cel 2018-05-04

I don't want to be this anymore, fuck my life

1  GeneticCleansing 2018-05-04

ASMRcel