women would rather get taken by chad swans than be with an incel

73  2018-05-03 by itsbeenover

34 comments

That swan mogs me. It’s over.

it's cool you're getting mogged by zeus, but yes, generally swans and other beautiful birds mog the fuck out of me

Thick neck theory destroyed

LMAO BRO

lmfao

Gooseneckcels rejoice.

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Thats a men

what?

This is a dude lmao. They didnt have naked female models at that time so they would hire naked men and draw them with boobs

great contribution to the discussion bro, and here I was, thinking that we could talk about Michelangelo's treatment of the story of Leda and the Swan

also, in the case of this particular painting, the model used was a roman gem/seal

Nope, Mike was just a fag.

JFL if you think whymen won’t fuck animals over sub8 males in 2018.

GOODLUCK IN 2019 B O Y O S

nice of you to literally mock everyone here by saying this

just fucking splendid

Stfu you claim im LARPING so why do you mind

I really really wonder how many wymyn fuck their dogs.

The beak theory.

Beakcels it's fucking over.

That's Leda, a princess in Greek mythology and the swan is actually Zeus. He's pretty much the ultimate Chad, so...

thanks for letting me know

You're welcome, assuming that was genuine.

it wasn't, i've literally brought up Zeus twice and Leda once already in this thread

Sorry, I didn't see your other comments.

hey, no problem, thanks for contribution regardless (that's somewhat genuine)

You're somewhat welcome.

Chad Swan probably didn't treat her like a sex-object.

zeus literally raped her only because she was the most beautiful person around

Huh. And Zeus is... real? Not /mythology/?

and a chad swan (which, in this painting, is zeus) is real? wtf are you even going on about lol

Swans are the perfect Chad metaphor. Beautiful to look at, but they’re all dicks.

Bestiality isn't sexy, guys. There are paintings of men interacting sexually with animales as well and it never was sexy and it never will be. Envying this swan shows how fucked up your perception of sexuality is.

Bestiality isn't sexy, guys. There are paintings of men interacting sexually with animales as well and it never was sexy and it never will be. Envying this swan shows how fucked up your perception of sexuality is.

That's "hate speech" against a soon to be protected and celebrated minority. The children have been growing up with sex with animals being funny/mainstream for a good number of years now already:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBGCIu_kjcE

That video is from 2011, and children who grew up watching it are already voters or becoming so.

Thinking we're serious about this shows how dumb you are

I know some of you are :)

What

I do. But this isn't the first time incels imply that women would resort to bestiality to avoid having to sleep with incels. I know some of you aren't joking, no matter what this painting is about. Especially those who really don't know what this painting is about :)

thanks for letting me know