Also as a gay man, I have to agree. My best girlfriend used to shave my boyfriends ass, but neither of us would put our face near her meat curtains. (true story)
That's weird. I'm straight but don't find it hard looking at other men's dicks. It doesn't arouse me, but what's so bad about it? Just meat and blood, no different than looking at an arm or leg. I used to compare sizes with my friends at high school. Hiding genitals is a cultural thing anyway. You can just tell your brain not to care, with some practice.
You incel people seriously need to learn the power of being able to not give a fuck about things. Seems that everything that bothers you guys bothers you a lot more than the average person. To me that'd suggest poor control of your own psyche.
Could just be her husband. I do this for my wife sometimes because sheâs so bad at shaving properly. Winds up getting ingrown hairs that itch like crazy.
Sounds like someone will die without knowing what itâs like to live with someone who cares for you like you care for them. You help each other do things that need doing. She does similar things for me when I need it done. Itâs called marriage.
It really is amazing man. Itâs sad you think youâll never feel that. That feeling of knowing someone had your back 100%. That theyâll do anything for you and you for them.
Nah. Thatâs just what sad, lonely men with distorted views think. Itâs how they make themselves feel better. âAt least Iâm not having sex and being loved and starting a family because that would be awfulâ doesnât make sense unless you twist it somehow. And I get it. You donât want to face the fact that your problems are your own. You want to just think itâs normal and that the world is whatâs wrong. Self delusion is a defense mechanism. It stops you from feeling that crushing loneliness.
It's amazing the amount of sex these guys think women have. If she says she is going out with the girls she must be going out for a gang bang or something. Good god. If my Husband had that attitude we wouldn't be married. We have had almost 20 years of monogomy. I do go on the occasional girls night out.
"Girls night out"? You mean post prime depressed landwhales joining together to worship some hunks giant cock while their husbands are home drinking soy?
No. We do a lot of drinking and then we do a weird secret Santa style gift exchange. Some times we see a crappy movie like bad moms or pitch perfect. No cocks to be found. Not even a mere mention of "Chad". But, let me mention this for you to consider: so what if we did oggle a Chad? Or talk about a Chad? So what? It's no different than a group of married or older men taking about a hot woman. It's pretty normal. There's nothing wrong with finding other people attractive. You'd have to be broken or blind to never ever think, I don't know, that Jennifer Lawrence is hot, right? Or Scarlett Johanssin? It's no different with women should they happen to notice that Benedict Cumberbatch or Adam Driver are pretty hot.
Life isn't really the way you think it is. Post prime land whale. Haven't heard that one before. But I get it. Hate to break it to you, but every women goes "post prime" someday. Not really something we get to control. The key for anyone is to find a good partner that will love us for who we are (and vice versa, we need to grow with our partner and love them as they age as well) even when we are post prime and honestly most of us realize that guy isn't Chad. And he also likely isn't someone who refers to women over the age of 30 as a "post prime landwhale", but that's just me.
You're completely deluded and just rude so I'm happy you're an unconfident incel as well. (Those things usually go hand in hand though.) Stay in the cave you belong in as to not muddle with actual real world socialization please and thanks.
You can not reason with these people. They are brainwashed. They are utterly incapable of understanding anything you said. You would have more success trying to teach physics to chimpanzees.
And people like you wonder why your single, Virgin and alone. JFC man your so bitter and hateful itâs disgusting.
Even if someone found you attractive and wanted to be with you, and I genuinely hope that happens for you some day ...,, youâll likely just push them away with your shitty attitude and bad vibes.
Proving the point here. Youâre going to be middle aged one day and if you donât change your attitude youâll be that guy who hangs out just outside of playgrounds and stares just a little too long.
Mostly itâs because of all the really gay shit you post. Usually someone who tries that hard to sound like heâs not gay is covering for something. Meaning youâre definitely gay but havenât come to terms with it yet. Youâre still ashamed.
You donât have to be, man. Being gay isnât a bad thing or a good thing. Itâs just who you are. You shouldnât have to feel so ashamed.
Got news for ya bud .... No one cares. I mean ... you obviously know that, so stop lying to yourself. Its not a good look for you .... then again what is amiright?
Wait ... your an incel and your calling ME âgenetic trashâ AND you call ME faggor after asking me to âkiss your dickâ?
My oh my the irony is thick with this one.
Besides .... we all know the chances of anyone or anything with a pulse touching you sexually, or even just by chance are .... well, lmao ... I mean we all know the truth donât we?
*husband is the word youâre looking for. See just having a relationship doesnât make you a cuck anymore than being an incel automatically makes you a lonely, sad guy who masturbates to loli porn and is shitty to people on the internet as a way of coping with their own problems. You have to choose to be that.
Thatâs the thing about all these guys is that their standards are incredibly high. They bitch about women being choosy but it a girl isnât a 16 year old ten out of ten white woman with huge boobs, a tiny waist and long legs, while also being shorter than them by two feet, and is willing to basically be their sex slave and maid, they donât want her.
I think itâs funny that us married guys have he one thing you guys claim to want, and it is legitimately wonderful, but if we ever talk about any details, then you mock us as âcucks,â. What do you think real relationships are? Iâve never plucked my wifeâs pubes, but she enjoys cleaning the gunk out of my ears and I enjoy giving her a back scratch. Thatâs just the kind of stuff married people do. Thereâs nothing âcuckedâ about it, and believe it or not, no, my wife isnât cheating on me with anyone. She doesnât have to because she actually loves me. Amazing isnât it?
Well yeah. Why else would a married person hang out here If not to start some shit?
I donât even have a particular problem with these guys, but theyâre always quick to respond with lots of anger so lots of entertainment for little time and effort.
Exactly. And yeah some marriages arenât great and some turn to shit and sometimes one partner will cheat on another but thatâs a few as opposed to the many. And if youâre lucky enough to have a great marriage itâs the best. Nothing else like it.
Itâs so sad. This is probably the only place on the internet where the sexless neckbeard virgins are the ones giving shit to people rather than taking shit for their poor life choices. And yes, your intact hymen is your own fault.
Not really itâs more like a 5 minute tweeze a few days after she shaves just in case she winds up with in grown hairs or something. Sheâs done equally weird body maintenance for me too. Thatâs marriage for you I guess. Being so comfortable around that person that people on the outside sometimes think itâs weird.
Googling the image Reverse engineering. I'm not doing it again because it took me like 20 minutes.
Also, you must not consume much snapchat porn because this is the most obvious, least interesting information. Seriously. There is so much great snapchat porn out there, man.
Last I checked you aren't owed anything. You sit here promoting female genital mutilation like it's a joke... Time to grow up and stop expecting hand outs... This pitty party is getting old. Rather then sit on here all day trying to think up horrible stuff you wish on women maybe spend some time learning a bit of compassion.
And as for sexual discipline, how would you feel if during circumcision instead of just removing a layer of skin they remove the full head of your penis. While this happens you are held down and not given pain killers...
I am rationally hateful, and my views will reflect that until I have what I want
spend some time learning a bit of compassion.
No
how would you feel if during circumcision instead of just removing a layer of skin they remove the full head of your penis. While this happens you are held down and not given pain killers...
Then I'd ask them to take the whole thing. I may as well be rid of it if I'm not allowed to use it for its developed purpose.
Yup society does this horrible thing to men so it gives us every right to wish harm on women.
On the debate of circumcision it tends to be a religious practice. It isn't a good practice but it also isn't any innocent child's fault.
Female genital mutilation on the other hand is normally done at the ages of anywhere between 3 and 12. It's normally practiced in backwoods areas of the world and done with a rusty blade. These people hold the screaming child down and without pain killers begin to cut away a bunch of nerves.
After the surgery they aren't stitched up but rather they tie the legs together and let the vagina fully seal except for a small opening. It has been know to cause infections and be extremely painful later in life.
Both equally are are bad but I'm sorry there is a reason it's called female genital mutilation.
False. In America, boys are impulsively circumcised and it has nothing to do with religion more than half the time.
All the things you said for women (holding down, unnecessary, infections etc.) Are all true for male circumcision, even in infants. And yes they can feel it too.
You're right, it's unneeded for both and it's mutilation for boys too. It's just euphemistically referred to as circumcision.
My penis was mutilated when I was a kid, and people still find it okay. Call it unethical, but if people are fine with MGM, then they may as well be fine with FGM.
Newcel who didnât even browse r/incels, watched recent news, found r/braincels, lurked a while till feeling a relation and, 3 days ago, thought it a duty of his to make a reddit account and post here in opposition of the newly exponential demonisation of incels
I support your efforts just donât bother me with newfag nonsense
Attitude and personality don't get anyone laid. All women care about is how fit the guy is. A 10/10 looking man with a -100000/10 personality is every woman's perfect husband.
It's a dating app of course the people who use it are going to be more interested in looks. You guys are seriously some of the dumbest, self-victimizing people I have ever encountered.
lol. You do realize that real people use dating apps, right? They aren't fucking robots that you're talking to. Dating apps are a reflection of raw sexual desire.
To make fun of you of course. I initially was trying to help you guys because I was a long time virgin myself and I can see why you guys think the way you do, kinda. But you guys don't want help out to improve yourselves, you just want to wallow in self-pity, make yourselves out to be victims, and act like you are the way you are because of everyone else and not because you're just a shit person. So now I make fun of you because if you're not willing to work on yourselves you're not worth anyone's time or help.
...by posting on an internet forum. I don't think that qualifies as external. So long as you do not exhibit your thoughts in reality among other humans, it is still internal.
Further, do you honestly care if someone else hates themselves? How does this affect you?
A 10/10 looking guy who is grossed out by a vagina... doesnât exist. Calling it âroast beefâ is a fucking cope; youâd eat that pussy till your tongue came out of her asshole.
Yes they are. They do it all the fucking time and the difference is they do it publicly and not on an anonymous forum. And it most certainly doesn't stop them from getting laid.
I was actually making fun of you LOL. Who gives a fuck about a guy calling a pussy some roast beef? What is said here has no bearing on whether or not a foid's gonna give you a chance lol.
I once knew a Chad that openly referred to female genitalia as Kebabs akin to just being a piece of meat. He got all the kebabs he wanted, he could literally walk up to a woman, command her to drop her pants to be fucked there and then and she would obey.
These dudes are pathetic even virgins can have large labia lol. And it's actually really hot too if you know it's because they're aroused(not that anyone in this sub will ever experience arrousing a woman).
You know itâs a good comment if you canât tell if theyâre memeing or actually fell for it that hard. Next time include a few yâalls to top it off
And it's actually really hot too if you know it's because they're aroused
Them being aroused doesnât at all change the fact that itâs visually unappealing. The fuck kind of logic is that? Also, even I know that isnât how labia works. So I know youâre not arousing any women either.
There has never been scientific proof that when a woman has had intercourse with multiple partners that her vagina becomes "flabby". The only other time someone has said this and I told them otherwise they provided me with a bs explanation that went something like "I read it on the Internet."
Nah. Thatâs just what sad, lonely men with distorted views think. Itâs how they make themselves feel better. âAt least Iâm not having sex and being loved and starting a family because that would be awfulâ doesnât make sense unless you twist it somehow. And I get it. You donât want to face the fact that your problems are your own. You want to just think itâs normal and that the world is whatâs wrong. Self delusion is a defense mechanism. It stops you from feeling that crushing loneliness.
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1 death_orb 2018-05-03
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1 melvin2204 2018-05-03
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1 EyeMStoolPea-D 2018-05-03
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1 CupOfCope 2018-05-03
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1 RecklessRage 2018-05-03
Lol as if, the dude is probably her gay bestfriend.
1 VartanX 2018-05-03
they're called fag hags.
1 anex98 2018-05-03
I thought this was a term my dad made up holy fuk
1 geneticwaste43 2018-05-03
Beard is another word for it
1 gragazzo 2018-05-03
The woman is the fag hag, not the guy
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
I disagree. As a gay man there is no way any woman could get me to even look at their vagina unless they want to be falcon punched.
1 Bombastus15 2018-05-03
Do you speak for the gays?
1 Waveseeker 2018-05-03
He is the queerax he speaks for the gays
1 Lesbianchad 2018-05-03
So many gay dudes in here. All those attractive 'Chad' pictures being shared...it all makes sense now.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-05-03
Why are you hanging out here?
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1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Cause Im a cockcel?
1 the-Meeks-shall-rule 2018-05-03
The technical term is dicklet
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
No, its been branded cockcel.
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Whats a falcon punch
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Falcon%20Punch
1 PM_ME_UR_PEEEN 2018-05-03
Also as a gay man, I have to agree. My best girlfriend used to shave my boyfriends ass, but neither of us would put our face near her meat curtains. (true story)
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-05-03
She was probably a 400 pound wilderbeast
1 E_R_E_R_I 2018-05-03
That's weird. I'm straight but don't find it hard looking at other men's dicks. It doesn't arouse me, but what's so bad about it? Just meat and blood, no different than looking at an arm or leg. I used to compare sizes with my friends at high school. Hiding genitals is a cultural thing anyway. You can just tell your brain not to care, with some practice.
You incel people seriously need to learn the power of being able to not give a fuck about things. Seems that everything that bothers you guys bothers you a lot more than the average person. To me that'd suggest poor control of your own psyche.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
Platitudes.
1 A1C_SubZero 2018-05-03
Disagree.
Although I understand the joke, faggots find vaginas utterly repulsive. They would never get this close to one.
1 StoopidSeksyFlanders 2018-05-03
Thatâs a fag cope. Wanting sex with a woman is a mammalian instinct. Itâs not something people arenât born with.
1 iQ9k 2018-05-03
Lol
1 atheist_terry_jones 2018-05-03
then why did they put that caption
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Could just be her husband. I do this for my wife sometimes because sheâs so bad at shaving properly. Winds up getting ingrown hairs that itch like crazy.
1 PitifulCondition 2018-05-03
Sounds like someone is cucked, you think she had chad shave her roast flaps?
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Sounds like someone will die without knowing what itâs like to live with someone who cares for you like you care for them. You help each other do things that need doing. She does similar things for me when I need it done. Itâs called marriage.
It really is amazing man. Itâs sad you think youâll never feel that. That feeling of knowing someone had your back 100%. That theyâll do anything for you and you for them.
1 PitifulCondition 2018-05-03
Yeah have fun convincing yourself of that lmao.
Once you done priming the roast, chad will swoop in for a quick pump and dump whilst you at work.
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Nah. Thatâs just what sad, lonely men with distorted views think. Itâs how they make themselves feel better. âAt least Iâm not having sex and being loved and starting a family because that would be awfulâ doesnât make sense unless you twist it somehow. And I get it. You donât want to face the fact that your problems are your own. You want to just think itâs normal and that the world is whatâs wrong. Self delusion is a defense mechanism. It stops you from feeling that crushing loneliness.
But itâs still wrong.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Remember when your wife told you she was going out with the girls for the night?
Got news for you pal
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
kek
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Nah she doesnât go out. Only with me. And thatâs just what the sad, lonely people think to make themselves feel better.
1 RoastieSupreme 2018-05-03
It's amazing the amount of sex these guys think women have. If she says she is going out with the girls she must be going out for a gang bang or something. Good god. If my Husband had that attitude we wouldn't be married. We have had almost 20 years of monogomy. I do go on the occasional girls night out.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
"Girls night out"? You mean post prime depressed landwhales joining together to worship some hunks giant cock while their husbands are home drinking soy?
1 RoastieSupreme 2018-05-03
No. We do a lot of drinking and then we do a weird secret Santa style gift exchange. Some times we see a crappy movie like bad moms or pitch perfect. No cocks to be found. Not even a mere mention of "Chad". But, let me mention this for you to consider: so what if we did oggle a Chad? Or talk about a Chad? So what? It's no different than a group of married or older men taking about a hot woman. It's pretty normal. There's nothing wrong with finding other people attractive. You'd have to be broken or blind to never ever think, I don't know, that Jennifer Lawrence is hot, right? Or Scarlett Johanssin? It's no different with women should they happen to notice that Benedict Cumberbatch or Adam Driver are pretty hot.
Life isn't really the way you think it is. Post prime land whale. Haven't heard that one before. But I get it. Hate to break it to you, but every women goes "post prime" someday. Not really something we get to control. The key for anyone is to find a good partner that will love us for who we are (and vice versa, we need to grow with our partner and love them as they age as well) even when we are post prime and honestly most of us realize that guy isn't Chad. And he also likely isn't someone who refers to women over the age of 30 as a "post prime landwhale", but that's just me.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Just lol
1 dylantrevor 2018-05-03
You're completely deluded and just rude so I'm happy you're an unconfident incel as well. (Those things usually go hand in hand though.) Stay in the cave you belong in as to not muddle with actual real world socialization please and thanks.
1 yonnijuu 2018-05-03
Benedict Cumberbatch is disfigured looking lmao
1 RoastieSupreme 2018-05-03
Is he? I don't know. A lot of women seem too like him regardless. Weird, huh?
1 rudymog 2018-05-03
You can not reason with these people. They are brainwashed. They are utterly incapable of understanding anything you said. You would have more success trying to teach physics to chimpanzees.
1 RoastieSupreme 2018-05-03
You are right about some of them, but there are some who aren't like that... Yet.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Someoneâs mad they werenât invited.
Whatâs wrong ..., not enough good boy points so mommy didnât let you leave the basement?
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
And people like you wonder why your single, Virgin and alone. JFC man your so bitter and hateful itâs disgusting.
Even if someone found you attractive and wanted to be with you, and I genuinely hope that happens for you some day ...,, youâll likely just push them away with your shitty attitude and bad vibes.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Lol, you stupid piece of genetic trash, kiss my dick faggot
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Proving the point here. Youâre going to be middle aged one day and if you donât change your attitude youâll be that guy who hangs out just outside of playgrounds and stares just a little too long.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
https://www.reddit.com/r/OnlyTheBeautiful/comments/8a92da/dont_you_just_love_it_when_you_refer_to_someone/?st=JGRFICTI&sh=c3b4d8cb
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Are you trying to point to a specific comment?
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
The fact that you are assuming I am some pathetic virgin when you would fucking kill to live 1 day is me faggot
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Nah I like my life. Iâd never want to go back to being that sad little virgin who lives off of mommy and daddy.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Sad little virgin just fucking lol kiss my dick dumb bitch
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Nah Iâm not gay. But looking at your post/comment history it looks like you are so this comment just got more real.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Sad little faggot stalked my history because you care so much for me, meanwhile I do not care for you AT ALL. Wanna suck my dick while you're at it?
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Mostly itâs because of all the really gay shit you post. Usually someone who tries that hard to sound like heâs not gay is covering for something. Meaning youâre definitely gay but havenât come to terms with it yet. Youâre still ashamed.
You donât have to be, man. Being gay isnât a bad thing or a good thing. Itâs just who you are. You shouldnât have to feel so ashamed.
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Wat a tard. Get blocked
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Well thatâs certainly your choice. But just remember. Gay is okay!
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Oh and if you ever want to talk about your feelings or if you meet a cute guy and you just want to tell someone, Iâll be here for you.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Got news for ya bud .... No one cares. I mean ... you obviously know that, so stop lying to yourself. Its not a good look for you .... then again what is amiright?
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Keep sucking my dick
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Yaaaawwwnnnn .....,, Try harder kid.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Whatâs up with these incels using âsuck my dickâ as an insult/reply!
Another one just asked me to âkiss his dickâ then called ME a âfaggotâ.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Who does this guy think heâs kidding? WHO THE FUCK WANTS to be an incel?
Geez this guy is hilariously fucking sad.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Wait ... your an incel and your calling ME âgenetic trashâ AND you call ME faggor after asking me to âkiss your dickâ?
My oh my the irony is thick with this one.
Besides .... we all know the chances of anyone or anything with a pulse touching you sexually, or even just by chance are .... well, lmao ... I mean we all know the truth donât we?
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Incel?
Just lol
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Just lol
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Awww what a nice cuck
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
*husband is the word youâre looking for. See just having a relationship doesnât make you a cuck anymore than being an incel automatically makes you a lonely, sad guy who masturbates to loli porn and is shitty to people on the internet as a way of coping with their own problems. You have to choose to be that.
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
And im a female so idk and i dont care .lmao A married man shouldnt be on this sub
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
If youâre a female you shouldnât be here either.
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Ikr im a femcel and i swear to god i have low standards lmao
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Lol Iâm surprised all of the others havenât tried to get you to sleep with them yet.
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Its not about sex tho
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Well not entirely but every time a woman posts here thatâs usually the next comment. âHave sex with us or GTFOâ kind of thing.
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Ive heard that alot actually
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1 BlunderSiege 2018-05-03
Thatâs the thing about all these guys is that their standards are incredibly high. They bitch about women being choosy but it a girl isnât a 16 year old ten out of ten white woman with huge boobs, a tiny waist and long legs, while also being shorter than them by two feet, and is willing to basically be their sex slave and maid, they donât want her.
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-05-03
Woah, 2real4me
1 BlunderSiege 2018-05-03
I think itâs funny that us married guys have he one thing you guys claim to want, and it is legitimately wonderful, but if we ever talk about any details, then you mock us as âcucks,â. What do you think real relationships are? Iâve never plucked my wifeâs pubes, but she enjoys cleaning the gunk out of my ears and I enjoy giving her a back scratch. Thatâs just the kind of stuff married people do. Thereâs nothing âcuckedâ about it, and believe it or not, no, my wife isnât cheating on me with anyone. She doesnât have to because she actually loves me. Amazing isnât it?
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Im just trolling. im a girl lmao why do u take eveything on internet seriously?
1 BlunderSiege 2018-05-03
Whaddaya think Iâm doing?
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
So youre trolling too?:/
1 BlunderSiege 2018-05-03
Well yeah. Why else would a married person hang out here If not to start some shit?
I donât even have a particular problem with these guys, but theyâre always quick to respond with lots of anger so lots of entertainment for little time and effort.
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Lmao
1 RoastieSupreme 2018-05-03
I really hope someday that many of these guys turn it around and find this kind of happiness. My marriage is like this too. It's amazing.
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Exactly. And yeah some marriages arenât great and some turn to shit and sometimes one partner will cheat on another but thatâs a few as opposed to the many. And if youâre lucky enough to have a great marriage itâs the best. Nothing else like it.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Your speaking words these bitter people Will NEVER understand. Honestly surprised your not downvoted Into oblivion already.
1 LegendofMilkies 2018-05-03
oh cucky barringer, you're at it again. don't deny she's having you give her close shaves for other men! you know it's true
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Itâs so sad. This is probably the only place on the internet where the sexless neckbeard virgins are the ones giving shit to people rather than taking shit for their poor life choices. And yes, your intact hymen is your own fault.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Sounds like someone is jealous and bitter.
Maybe you should go outside for a change, incel,
1 RecklessRage 2018-05-03
That's some serious dedication.
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Not really itâs more like a 5 minute tweeze a few days after she shaves just in case she winds up with in grown hairs or something. Sheâs done equally weird body maintenance for me too. Thatâs marriage for you I guess. Being so comfortable around that person that people on the outside sometimes think itâs weird.
1 RecklessRage 2018-05-03
And thus you possess something that I will never know, truly I envy you.
1 clockworkwalrus 2018-05-03
She's a pornstar, he may or may not be gay but he's getting her ready for a pornshoot.
1 RecklessRage 2018-05-03
Interesting, how did you find that out?
1 clockworkwalrus 2018-05-03
Googling the imageReverse engineering. I'm not doing it again because it took me like 20 minutes.Also, you must not consume much snapchat porn because this is the most obvious, least interesting information. Seriously. There is so much great snapchat porn out there, man.
1 RecklessRage 2018-05-03
Kek fair enough, I don't have snapchat though, I don't have enough friends for that shit.
1 Incelvester 2018-05-03
Jesus Christ
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
Missing a real good opportunity to mutilate its clitoris like its a young africal girl
1 EvilBananaManRD 2018-05-03
How to locate a reddit user's house to punch him in the face
wait this isn't google
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-03
you are cucked.
1 Geleg456 2018-05-03
Eat my dick
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
You're more cucked than the faggot in the picture you posted
Come punch my face pussy I have nothing to lose in this shit life
1 TheSaint7 2018-05-03
Then why are you still alive
1 197328645 2018-05-03
livestream it
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
The same reason any person disillusioned of any reason for continuity is - fear of death
1 TheSaint7 2018-05-03
So you value your life more then nothing. Still seems like you have a lot to live for.
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
How are you able to type properly without reading properly?
1 vulcan5301 2018-05-03
Fear of death and love?????
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
fear of death and eros the psychological concept
1 vulcan5301 2018-05-03
Eros is love
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
1 fuckredditcomments 2018-05-03
What in the fuck are you doing in this sub?
1 EvilBananaManRD 2018-05-03
Username checks out.
1 xxxrivenmainxxx 2018-05-03
good joke.
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-03
That is actually offensive... Female genital mutilation is a horrible practice and to say something so insensitive blows my mind...
That was just uncalled for.
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
Go preach to religious fanatics who support circumcision - not me - I don't care
Those wild animals don't deserve to experience clitoral pleasure. I hope it becomes a more widespread practise.
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-03
Sad sad sad... I won't even begin to tell you what's wrong with your mentality... Just please seek help.
No one deserves to be mutilated
1 SkinnyDipRog3r 2018-05-03
So I assume you feel the same way for males who have their penis mutilated without consent thru circumcision?
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-03
circumcision and female circumcision is a joke and should be illegal
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
Its a necessary means of sexual discipline.
neither you nor anyone will sway a lonely man from his hatred of the things who deny him his sexual propensity
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-03
Last I checked you aren't owed anything. You sit here promoting female genital mutilation like it's a joke... Time to grow up and stop expecting hand outs... This pitty party is getting old. Rather then sit on here all day trying to think up horrible stuff you wish on women maybe spend some time learning a bit of compassion.
And as for sexual discipline, how would you feel if during circumcision instead of just removing a layer of skin they remove the full head of your penis. While this happens you are held down and not given pain killers...
Be real man
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
I am rationally hateful, and my views will reflect that until I have what I want
No
Then I'd ask them to take the whole thing. I may as well be rid of it if I'm not allowed to use it for its developed purpose.
1 KenGriffeyII 2018-05-03
So you hate the way you act and talk to people?
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
Says the person that will probably circumcise their sons.
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-03
Exactly that's hypocritical bullshit... No one should have their genitals mutilated, we are born the way we are for good reason...
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Sorry, but if we still allow new born infant boys to be circumcised, then there's nothing wrong about talking about FGM.
1 x_Sterry_x 2018-05-03
Yup society does this horrible thing to men so it gives us every right to wish harm on women.
On the debate of circumcision it tends to be a religious practice. It isn't a good practice but it also isn't any innocent child's fault.
Female genital mutilation on the other hand is normally done at the ages of anywhere between 3 and 12. It's normally practiced in backwoods areas of the world and done with a rusty blade. These people hold the screaming child down and without pain killers begin to cut away a bunch of nerves.
After the surgery they aren't stitched up but rather they tie the legs together and let the vagina fully seal except for a small opening. It has been know to cause infections and be extremely painful later in life.
Both equally are are bad but I'm sorry there is a reason it's called female genital mutilation.
Grow up.
1 A1C_SubZero 2018-05-03
False. In America, boys are impulsively circumcised and it has nothing to do with religion more than half the time.
All the things you said for women (holding down, unnecessary, infections etc.) Are all true for male circumcision, even in infants. And yes they can feel it too.
You're right, it's unneeded for both and it's mutilation for boys too. It's just euphemistically referred to as circumcision.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
I don't even mind it.
My penis was mutilated when I was a kid, and people still find it okay. Call it unethical, but if people are fine with MGM, then they may as well be fine with FGM.
1 KenGriffeyII 2018-05-03
What kind of halfway decent person finds any sort of genital mutilation ok? Where do you get this idea that people are ok with MGM?
1 Le_Reddit_Elder 2018-05-03
Future rapist or kidnapper right here guys
1 n00tbastard 2018-05-03
cucktears larping as incel, ignore
1 Nancy125 2018-05-03
Newcel who didnât even browse r/incels, watched recent news, found r/braincels, lurked a while till feeling a relation and, 3 days ago, thought it a duty of his to make a reddit account and post here in opposition of the newly exponential demonisation of incels
I support your efforts just donât bother me with newfag nonsense
1 n00tbastard 2018-05-03
I actually knew about r/incels before it was shutdown but never bothered with it because at the time I didn't dislike women too much
1 WahmenMustDIe 2018-05-03
Ewww how can he handle staring at her roast beef like that
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
That is the attitude you need to get laid, keep it up.
1 WahmenMustDIe 2018-05-03
Just have a good attitude bro
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
Having a total shit attitude certainly isnt helping your cause
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Attitude and personality don't get anyone laid. All women care about is how fit the guy is. A 10/10 looking man with a -100000/10 personality is every woman's perfect husband.
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
You live in a delusion
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-03
https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8gqu98/normies_can_never_explain_this/?st=JGQWSYHU&sh=18576b69
No u
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
It's a dating app of course the people who use it are going to be more interested in looks. You guys are seriously some of the dumbest, self-victimizing people I have ever encountered.
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-03
no u
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
lol. You do realize that real people use dating apps, right? They aren't fucking robots that you're talking to. Dating apps are a reflection of raw sexual desire.
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
That's the point I was making dumbass.
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-05-03
Dating apps are not real life?
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
No.
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-05-03
Lol delusional.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
Then why the fuck are you here?
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
To make fun of you of course. I initially was trying to help you guys because I was a long time virgin myself and I can see why you guys think the way you do, kinda. But you guys don't want help out to improve yourselves, you just want to wallow in self-pity, make yourselves out to be victims, and act like you are the way you are because of everyone else and not because you're just a shit person. So now I make fun of you because if you're not willing to work on yourselves you're not worth anyone's time or help.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
You're a piece of shit. People like you are why I come here to vent.
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
No you're the piece of shit, that's why you come here.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
Flawless logic, fag.
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
Thanks! ;-)
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
In all seriousness, the "incels don't want to improve" meme needs to stop.
Not gonna bore you with the details, but I'm slowly but surely dragging myself out of this hole.
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
Good for you, keep it up! However, a lot of the people here are not interested in changing.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
Changing what exactly?
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
There fact that they hate themselves so much that they externalize that hatred.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
...by posting on an internet forum. I don't think that qualifies as external. So long as you do not exhibit your thoughts in reality among other humans, it is still internal.
Further, do you honestly care if someone else hates themselves? How does this affect you?
1 StoopidSeksyFlanders 2018-05-03
A 10/10 looking guy who is grossed out by a vagina... doesnât exist. Calling it âroast beefâ is a fucking cope; youâd eat that pussy till your tongue came out of her asshole.
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Thats not anything close to what I said, though Im sure there are plenty of 10/10 gay men.
1 Luna_Tuna_456 2018-05-03
I would eat a dumbo flap inner labia vagina but not someone's ass
1 PeterGriffin124 2018-05-03
You can make a new thread out of this :)
1 TheiWindFelt 2018-05-03
Just become gay bro.
1 jaghatarhonor 2018-05-03
Why are females allowed to make fun of small dick all they want?
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
They are?
1 jaghatarhonor 2018-05-03
Yes they are. They do it all the fucking time and the difference is they do it publicly and not on an anonymous forum. And it most certainly doesn't stop them from getting laid.
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
Ive never seen a woman in public talk shit about some dudes little dick.
1 jaghatarhonor 2018-05-03
They do it all the time on social media. Also look at my last thread, IT users making fun of small dicks.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
Normies do not want to know hte truth. They want to live in a false sense of delusion. They want to believe in the just world fallacy.
1 35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-03
IT are incels in denial so you probably haven't seen a woman in public at all.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
You live in a delusion.
1 poop_flavored_pee 2018-05-03
Because small dicks are hilarious
1 jaghatarhonor 2018-05-03
So are blown out bat wings
1 reddituser321824 2018-05-03
the guy in OP isn't getting laid either so maybe attitude doesn't make that much difference
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
You guys like to make all sorts of assumptions to back up your narrative.
1 reddituser321824 2018-05-03
>guy is shaving her pussy
thats good attitude according to you
>girl is saying he's friendzoned
not a huge reach to suggest he's not fucking her
1 atheist_terry_jones 2018-05-03
if youre not a complete cuck plucking a womans pubic hairs one by one you have a shit personality
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
You're a fucking MISOGYNIST if you don't believe that all women are queens. Get it right, incel scum!
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
Tbh the friendzone thing looks photoshopped.
1 atheist_terry_jones 2018-05-03
thats all youre doing anyways. fucking lol. and saying women dont make fun of small dicks. keep coping twat
1 fuckredditcomments 2018-05-03
Iâm not looking forward to sticking my dick in one of those things, so yeah, I will.
1 Luna_Tuna_456 2018-05-03
Troll or "volcel" trying to cope with not getting laid
1 VartanX 2018-05-03
Well, I hate to sound like a normie, but this could be the reason why you're an incel. KEK
1 futmut 2018-05-03
By the look of her clit she might have huge labia...roast beef might disgust that guy thats why he isnt sticking his dick inside that diseased vag
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
And you fucks wonder why you never get laid
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-03
ROAS BEF
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
These weirdos probably get jealous when they see someone eating a roast beef sandwich
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-03
I was actually making fun of you LOL. Who gives a fuck about a guy calling a pussy some roast beef? What is said here has no bearing on whether or not a foid's gonna give you a chance lol.
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
stay bitter, and alone
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-03
How about I stay bitter and fuck your mom? You a young kid? I might have a chance lol.
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
Well she is a woman, so you have zero chance. Have you tried dick?
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-05-03
Have you tried posting in a place that's more receptive to your flavor of cuckoldry? r/IncelTears may be a good fit.
1 35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-03
Average age of IT is about 14 as they're too young to have developed any sense of empathy.
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
It's hard to have empathy for people that blame others for what is clearly their own fault.
1 35yoGeneticTrash 2018-05-03
I see you didn't argue against the average age of IT so therefore you agree. Thx.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
Because you put your hands on your ears and scream "LALALA" every time we provide blackpill truths that show just how wrong this statement is.
1 iamadickonpurpose 2018-05-03
You offer no truths here just your own delusions presented as facts.
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
I once knew a Chad that openly referred to female genitalia as Kebabs akin to just being a piece of meat. He got all the kebabs he wanted, he could literally walk up to a woman, command her to drop her pants to be fucked there and then and she would obey.
1 TooOldForThisShit642 2018-05-03
r/thathappened
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Well maybe not the last part, but he did call clits kebabs.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
/u/Genetic_Cleansing you can come get him too.
Virgin shaming shouldn't be allowed.
1 johndoe79101 2018-05-03
These dudes are pathetic even virgins can have large labia lol. And it's actually really hot too if you know it's because they're aroused(not that anyone in this sub will ever experience arrousing a woman).
1 SkinnyDipRog3r 2018-05-03
You know itâs a good comment if you canât tell if theyâre memeing or actually fell for it that hard. Next time include a few yâalls to top it off
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
spend less time thinking about internet memes and more time getting laid
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Because people who have sex never look at international memes?
Why the fuck are you so bothered over memes?
1 SkinnyDipRog3r 2018-05-03
Lol what? Nah Iâm already doing fine. Go back to REEEEEEing about the roast beef meme please, that at least had some content.
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-05-03
CONFIRMED:
YOU ARE AN INCEL BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET LOOKING AT MEMES
1 yocontraelmundo 2018-05-03
Iyou are a roastie have sex with an incel or gtfo. If you are numale just go suck the dick of your gf's boyfriend. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 A1C_SubZero 2018-05-03
They do get a little bigger when she's turned on.
But aroused lips are a far cry from a ham-wallet.
1 A1C_SubZero 2018-05-03
I mean, yeah the labia engorges with blood and swells a bit.
But there's a huge difference in an aroused labia and meat curtains.
1 fuckredditcomments 2018-05-03
Them being aroused doesnât at all change the fact that itâs visually unappealing. The fuck kind of logic is that? Also, even I know that isnât how labia works. So I know youâre not arousing any women either.
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Because that's how we talk to people IRL.
1 Evoff 2018-05-03
Because people with good social skills can see through your shit and figure that's more or less what you think
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
My god, how dare anyone think of making clit or labia jokes!
1 Evoff 2018-05-03
I'm talking about your deeply misogynistic mindset.
By the way that's not a clit lmao
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
I didnt say it was, and Im not even 1% misogynistic.
1 Evoff 2018-05-03
You severely lack self awareness
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
You severely lack a complete inability to tell apart serious things from simple jokes.
1 Evoff 2018-05-03
Well if it was a joke it was really unfunny.
People tend to be serious about that shit around here
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Jokes don't have to be funny to politically correct idiots.
If you take any of this shit about chads and Stacy's seriously, you're a moron.
1 maskedcel 2018-05-03
No we don't. We KNOW it's because of our subhuman faces.
You're the ones who still believe that looks don't matter and then get mad at us because we didn't buy into your bullshit anymore.
I look at people who say that looks don't matter the same way I look at a flat earther.
Fucking retards.
1 Psycel 2018-05-03
Rofl the biggest players I know say shit 10x worse
Fuck off cunt
1 oaknutjohn 2018-05-03
Bro that's not her clit đ
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Here we go again
1 silvurbullet 2018-05-03
Ay bo. That ain't a clit.
1 SenorShrek 2018-05-03
Chuck a fist in m80
1 KarlTheEss 2018-05-03
Look how dry her vag looks.
1 vandoh 2018-05-03
What part do you actually think gets wet? Ill give you a hint, you cant see it in this picture.
1 Luna_Tuna_456 2018-05-03
LmaO
1 Call_Me_Koala 2018-05-03
That comment basically sums up this entire sub.
1 jaghatarhonor 2018-05-03
This cannot be real
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
You can just tell she's 200+ pounds lmao poor kid
1 LilMrWoody 2018-05-03
It would be an act of mercy to hang this guy
1 mashed_poetatoe 2018-05-03
Itâs probably quality control before a porn shoot
1 jewishsupremacist88 2018-05-03
faggots need to be drone striked
1 TehLaztKing 2018-05-03
no one on this sub knows basic human biology
1 EvilBananaManRD 2018-05-03
Elaborate on that.
1 TehLaztKing 2018-05-03
There has never been scientific proof that when a woman has had intercourse with multiple partners that her vagina becomes "flabby". The only other time someone has said this and I told them otherwise they provided me with a bs explanation that went something like "I read it on the Internet."
1 oaknutjohn 2018-05-03
Not to mention the people mislabeling the clit
1 kettleson 2018-05-03
Thats a normal vagina. Some of these comments are truly disgusting.
1 Supportcel 2018-05-03
Vaginas are gross, penises are gross, there is not a single human organ that is anywhere near good looking.
It is a meme.
1 Othanoprophic 2018-05-03
I mean Iâm personally a fan of the liver, truly the best looking organ in the body
1 mothermoonbear 2018-05-03
Get your bigoted spleenphobia outta here
1 Hopecel 2018-05-03
Oh no, people make mean comments about mâladyâs vagina. Better report them to the thought police!
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Lmao just look at this comment section its like a war conflict
1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-05-03
Even worse, its his MOM
1 boredyahh 2018-05-03
No friendzoned incel get close to pussy like that
1 AntiAbleism 2018-05-03
Her pussy is for Chad only.
1 tiahlm 2018-05-03
what an honor.
1 itsoktobetakei 2018-05-03
jesus christ! this sub has me on the floor laughing my ass off. Keep it up guys! quality comments
1 whogivesafucc 2018-05-03
While I'm not sure what his relation is to her, I'd do this for my gf any day
All you faggots here who call anything and everything cucked don't deserve a gf, should remain incel.
1 4bricks 2018-05-03
R O A S T B E E F
1 kettleson 2018-05-03
I didnt say they were the most attractive things or even good looking. I said it was normal. And that guy above with all that m'lady stuff? What?!
1 TfwNoMommyGf 2018-05-03
Should pull on her roast beef flaps with them.
1 KolaDesi 2018-05-03
What if he's her boyfriend? It's more likely that he's the BF than a friend.
1 handsomejack66 2018-05-03
That's a ugly ass pussy
1 Idk12344482305 2018-05-03
https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8gqu98/normies_can_never_explain_this/?st=JGQWSYHU&sh=18576b69
No u
1 TheSaint7 2018-05-03
Then why are you still alive
1 PitifulCondition 2018-05-03
Yeah have fun convincing yourself of that lmao.
Once you done priming the roast, chad will swoop in for a quick pump and dump whilst you at work.
1 geneticwaste43 2018-05-03
Beard is another word for it
1 finnanut27 2018-05-03
Remember when your wife told you she was going out with the girls for the night?
Got news for you pal
1 sabadr 2018-05-03
Awww what a nice cuck
1 probably_not_serious 2018-05-03
Nah. Thatâs just what sad, lonely men with distorted views think. Itâs how they make themselves feel better. âAt least Iâm not having sex and being loved and starting a family because that would be awfulâ doesnât make sense unless you twist it somehow. And I get it. You donât want to face the fact that your problems are your own. You want to just think itâs normal and that the world is whatâs wrong. Self delusion is a defense mechanism. It stops you from feeling that crushing loneliness.
But itâs still wrong.
1 RoastieSupreme 2018-05-03
I really hope someday that many of these guys turn it around and find this kind of happiness. My marriage is like this too. It's amazing.
1 Astutekahoots 2018-05-03
Your speaking words these bitter people Will NEVER understand. Honestly surprised your not downvoted Into oblivion already.
1 LegendofMilkies 2018-05-03
oh cucky barringer, you're at it again. don't deny she's having you give her close shaves for other men! you know it's true
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-05-03
Lol delusional.
1 bhavv 2018-05-03
Jokes don't have to be funny to politically correct idiots.
If you take any of this shit about chads and Stacy's seriously, you're a moron.