Women treat me like God.

1313  2018-05-03 by incelery33333

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83 comments

KEK

Wow

Lol damn, almost 500 likes. I was gone almost the whole day today. Crazy surprise.

This is a good one

Kudos.

Damn, I expected a "fakecel, REEEE" or a door picture. Lol.

Brutal philosophical pill

philosophicel

Pillosophy

I think, therefore I don't get laid.

You killed me with this one

cogito ergo sumbodypleasekillme

Top kek. especially STEMcels who get asked to help with assignments

What's a STEMcel lol

Incels who study/work in the STEM field. Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics

Ellen Pao is on to you non-partying, virgin autistic high achieving STEMcells. SHE'LL SHOW YOU, thinking your gonna work for google and try and beta bux your way into a single mom at 45... GLORIOUS FEMINIST LEADER PAO is somehow going to build a company with no autistic coders, just you wait. it will be successful... with enough gov't grants and patreon funding...

WTF? Where is more info on this? I though she was against gender bias, not autistic people.

Thanks. I saw the thread about it later. But she didn't say anything about autistic people.

Thank you. Her tweet didn't say anything about violence.

You're one of those who think autism is a supepower, aren't you...

we're all on-spectrum around here.

She doesn’t work for Reddit anymore.

All STEMcels should become professors and give femoids low grades. We should discriminate against them, just like they discriminate against us.

We should become plastic surgeons and feast on their insecurities. Think about it, my brothers. Fly a giant billboard that makes them doubt their aesthetics and then make whatever feature you want to target by putting it on a billboard or other forms of in your face marketing. You could even target their roast beef flaps. Do you have any idea how much a vaginoplasty can cost? $8k-$10k. Imagine putting them on an in house payment plan with interest to further fuck them. I really think we should take a different turn with the movement. I think we should integrate ourselves into society and find legal and profitable ways to screw femoids.

lol females in STEM

they treat chad like jesus christ, his dick the key to heaven, and their vaginas the keyholes that open the gates

Lol why is this downvoted

I came here to ask that same question. Lol.

Don‘ get this haha

Are fellow incels glitched today? Or maybe a possible IT brigade?

This sub is under constant brigade, normcucks outnumber trucels 100 to 1.

That‘s true man, unfortunately

We should get permission from reddit to build a wall around this sub to keep the brigaders out and make IT and BP pay for it!

IT browses this sub more than regular incels that’s why

cos muh soggy knee

Women also treat us like Jesus. They betray us and expect us to perform miracles.

And the Jews want to kill you

Don't forget the Jews... They created feminism!

Pretty sure JC DIED A VIRGIN. watch the last temptation of christ. great director , fucking outstanding cast soundtrack the whole thing. amazing. better yet, read it. Nikos Kazantzakis . you.guys should love this.

God of Invisibility until they want something for you.

Typical Wahmen attitude lol

take the philosophipill

Good job , lol

fucking died

Story of been a good caring loyal nice guy.

Exactly. I'm in college and on probation, so I'm not smart or anything. I've seen short chinless guys get good grades (or have their grades revealed) and all of a sudden, women start talking to them to use them for resources. But people wonder why incels hate women.

Well yeah because we live in times where women can't do wrong and everything is men's fault. I heard of criminals and even serial killers who get laid! Just shows you how irrational, disgusting and sick female nature is.

Criminals and serial killers, but not you? Says more about you than it does the women.

Lol not really... It says more about how modern day toxic female sexuality is an illness that should be monitored. There's nothing to say about me other than I'm the average Joe who got sick of bending over backwards for women to be replaced by chad thunder cock and the violent bad boy/thug.

Get out of here brigader...

No. I was told about this sub and have passed it on to as many people as I, my brothers in arms and my sister and her collegiate friends as I can. I can only imagine how many other thousands of people have done the same. In fact, I think I'll post the thread where incels say they have it worse than those of us who have gone to war to a few military forums here.

What's your point?

Women selecting criminals and serial killers reflects poorly on him due to his bad genetics?

Thank you for backing me up brother! Now i will go get a shower, a hair cut and then start slaying some pussy because that's what it takes according to these blue pillars.

Ever since eve betrayed Adam in the garden of Eden

Yeah, it’s almost like they interact with them because they have a good or skill that’s useful in society.

If they were fair, they would ask idiots to help them with study and homework too!

I mean, what are we doing here guys, seriously?

Correction: I was on probation. I escaped, but i'll be back when this semester finishes unfortunately.

it seems like incels compensate for their face with humor

reeeeee

Nah couldn't be since our personalities are so bad. We must not be funny at all.

I mean that's the case with all guys. With Chad they just want dick often sooo..

Kek, this was a good one.

I like a guy with a sense of humor, I'm sure you'll find someone one day! <3

Not me tho teehee

teehee! where have all muh goood meennn goonnne tho?

I god love you. I love you but stay the fuck away from me.

kek implying god exists

implying you exist

nice one mate

OH MY GOD, top tier post

And they say incel are bitter and with bad personality. "Just have a sense of humor" they say, "girls love when a guy can make them laugh" ... Where is his gf?

Top zozzle

And they also hope you don't kill them? Hahaha, I'm so sorry but I had to add that. I'll see myself out.

Watch Scorcese's 'Last Temptation of Christ' Willem Defoe, Harvey Kietel, David Bowie. Soundtrack Peter Gabriel. Better yet, read the book. Nikos Kazantzakis. I still think Jesus is gay, but he could be an incel. Great movie. Beautiful and blacker than the blackest black pill.

Ouch

Don’t forget that fewer people then ever believe in you as well.

Not true

Dear incelery33333, I'm done focusing on my chores and the kids for today. Will you please pay attention to me now? I need some adult conversation, and mutual orgasms.

What a cunt.

You're free to fuck off at any time if you dislike the content here.

In fact, we encourage you to do that. Fuck off retard

I love you too.

Kids? Eww, you disgusting pile of trash.

What a bizarre response.

I guess you wouldn't want the kids competing for your wife's attention. Mommy issues. Need someone to stroke your ego all day, tell you you're good and beautiful?

This is literally me.

Religious femoids are the worst. Faith says "no sex before marriage" as far as I know. not "suck chad dick before marriage and then use some cuck as cash dispenser"

facts, hit a bitch up and then she let me know how her cat died lmao

you should work for hallmark. brilliant.

This might be the funniest thing I’ve read on here so far

Holy fuck I thought this was going to be a Chad brigading this sub but boy was I wrong.

Don't we only talk to people when we need something? Or did I just out myself as a sociopath rn?

Again Braincels, never fail to disappoint on self depreciative comedy

You need to go into stand up

Hahaha zing!

Lol why do you help someone that only talks to you when they need something. It says something about your lack of confidence in yourself and your inability to say no to terrible people.

Incels who study/work in the STEM field. Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics