Go on. Do it, just to fuck with their minds. :)

In that case- well done! You keep doing what you're doing for yourself and never mind the daft cows.

he should start with not minding the daft cow mooing right in front of him.

return to the pasture and lay in your own manure.

Oh piss off you fuckwit.

I keep running into you, and you're always mean. You better watch it or people will go with the playground stereotype and think you like me.

Nobody wants you here like nobody wants us in real life.

gtfo u lolcow

Oh piss off.

Will you PLEASE be my internet girlfriend? At the very least it would be nice to speak to a woman. Please respond to this comment so that I know you've read it. I will feel tense and uncomfortable until then.

I'll talk to you if you want. I'm not sure about the girlfriend bit, because I'm 45, but sure, I'll talk to you.

The only thing is- I'm away over the bank holiday weekend, and probably won't be back online till Tuesday after this afternoon.

My subhumanity has caused me to age at twice the usual rate, so I'm around fifty in human years. I hope you don't mind having a slightly older internet boyfriend. Do you have Whatsapp?

I don't. Plus I don't know enough about you for the whole online relationship thing.

I was mostly kidding about that. I just think it'd be nice to talk to a woman and not have to lie about my virginity etc. I'm too subhuman for facebook but naybe we could talk via another app. Please let me know.

Speak to me on Tuesday... I'm away for the weekend now, as my friend just arrived.

Could you please set an alarm to remind youself of our date?

Just message me on Tuesday...

It would feel really special and nice if someone set an alarm to remember me

I haven't forgotten you. Don't worry

I had forgotten about that conversation but I'm glad you remembered. How was your trip?

It was awesome. Hot, but awesome.

your "friend" X[)

Yeah. She's lovely, and I have known her all her life, since I knew her parents before she was born. Strangely enough, some of us do have friends.

no u fagget

Good grief. Try learning to spell.

Try lurking more before posting.

Naa. Don't feel like it.

Why not? Then you would not post retarded shit.

You first.

I was on 4chan on 2005 and on Reddit in 2010. So no, lurk more, newfag.

Yeah yeah. Big deal.

The deal is that you don't even know the basic lingo and ride in on your high horse^HHHHH mammoth.

That's nice dear. I'm sure you'll get over it.

you love that phrase huh, retard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYb2z9sIAS8

You again? I'm really starting to think you like me.

Would you be willing to have sex with anyone here?

I can't have sex. If I tried, I would be in extreme pain, so it wouldn't even be remotely enjoyable.

True, I have witnessed while on holiday in the UK why I remember because that image stuck with me.

I saw a short guy of Asian decent (india or pakistan) He was really short but well groomed and wore a nice suite. a bunch of chicks were walking behind him and I was waling behind them I could hear from them all sorts of demeaning shit they were spewing about the little guy. but the guy never turned around He just kept walking..

They want to put us in our place. it’s over for Ricecels

He was a CurryCel, not RiceCel.

my bad, didn’t read the brackets

They're parentheses not brackets.

God i’m so dumb

Nah you just slipped. Now you learned something new and got a little smarter.

Can confirm.

Everytime they see a short guy be alpha they get mad and tell him he has napoleon syndrome. This does not apply to every woman though.

Yep. I was straight up told by female colleagues that it's unsettling and creepy when I act confident. To add insult to injury, that was not in a romantic, but in a professional context, coming from colleagues who recognize and regularly acknowledge how good I am at what I do. To be fair though, this is not exclusive to women, though I guess in a romantic context it would be.

If you're a subhuman you are at best expecting to act like a goof, deviate from that and everyone get creeped out because look=personality.

This is why surgery fucks with femloid mind so much

Probably why it's so taboo tbh

I remember last year I had a dude in my class, who worked out, dressed in very nice clothing, well groomed and he was the class laughing stock. People thought he looked stupid in a suit and mocked his voice. Meanwhile if a Chad dressed in a shit for one day all the foids would be fawning over him.

Tbf, it is kinda autistic to wear a suit to school,

He didn’t dress in a suit just nice like polo and slacks

Theres nothing more pathetic than a ugly person trying to change themselves. It always comes out as pathetic. I used to try and do that too.putting on make up. Diets and workouts but i was still being made fun of cause pretty girls get prettier with makeup and when ugly girls try to put on makeup they just look like they dont know what theyre doing lmao. Its over .its been over since you were born.

will you be my ugly gf

Aww yesss lmao

we can be ugly outcasts together

Yaayyy

Femoids cannot be incels

You can be in some countries that men are more valuable than women. ALSO boys wont approach you or youll be the last option when there are prettier girls around you.

This person is a frequent inceltears poster who shits on incels fuck you

Fuck me for feeling your pain huh

You don’t know a fraction of my pain

I can put myself in your situation tho

Check dms

And how is talking shit about incels feeling my pain

I never talmed shit about them?

In that case- well done! You keep doing what you're doing for yourself and never mind the daft cows.

My subhumanity has caused me to age at twice the usual rate, so I'm around fifty in human years. I hope you don't mind having a slightly older internet boyfriend. Do you have Whatsapp?