If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama bin Laden and an IT member and had a gun loaded with one bullet

201  2018-05-03 by strawberrynight109

I would shoot myself

57 comments

Good choice. It's over

truecel

You chose wisely, that is indeed the correct answer.

Hitler and Osama could probably help get you laid.

That's what I was thinking. Osama especially, maybe he can pass me one of his 40+ wives in his harem or something

Osama was a 6'5" Giga Chaddam

Who raped his ten year old wives who hated him.

Why would they hate him? All he did was kill a few thousand innocent people.

He had nothing to do with 9/11, and denied it many times.

If you commit a suicide attack, fourty roped incels will await you in the afterlife.

Hey, SpicyQualityMemes, just a quick heads-up:
fourty is actually spelled forty. You can remember it by begins with for-.
Have a nice day!

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RIP botcel

Could they? Yes. Would they? No. They'd have the cucktear and incel lined up against a wall and shot while they had a chat over hookah and medjool dates.

They both proposed systems that would make women's primary or only role to reproduce though, with a heavy focus on traditionalism.

Hitler ? Yeah.

Osama ? Nope.

You got it backwards!

Yeah Obama bin Laden also believes that there’s a 75 year old virgin waiting for you in heaven so he’d probably shoot you.

kill the it team up with the bois and take over the world ez

Hitler was a great man, i would shoot Osama and beat IT member to death. And then kill myself.

IT member would miss.

What if there was a furry in the room with you as well?

still shooting myself

Then I would fucc the furry in the ass

So why not become a furry?

Because I find it weird and it's not a turn on for me

You grow to accept it

fucks furry in the ass

I am not a furry

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

this is what happens when you fuck a furry in the ass

What is up with referring to CuckTears as IT? Is this sub cucked to the max?

i didn’t call them cucktears, fyi. But to answer your questions,

1) Some IT members have unironically admitted to having polyamorous relationships before. A very small number but it became a meme.

2) Some would say it’s cucked cos of u/Board_Gaming, but i think it’s okay. She’s doing a good job as moderator

You misunderstood me. I was saying that "CuckTears" is a nice and fitting name, why be overly polite with "IT"?

And about Bitch_gaming - incel sub moderated by a roastie..? How did that happen?

Ah my bad. AnathematicAnarchist handed the sub to her so... it’s ogre. Lmao

She's not the head mod. Why do people keep pretending she is?

Uhhh yeah she is. Check the sidebar.

There's gotta be some way to get to the bottom of this!

Yes she is.

I would force hitler and osama fight to the death, while IT would whimper in the corner after wetting ximself

Holy shit I guessed what OP would say AND the top reply

"incels aren't hateful people"

how was i hateful? lol. In a way, ure right. i hate myself

He only read the title

ahh that explains a lot

"non incels aren't retards"

Here's how you do it, you line them all up (including yourself), you take one bullet and shoot them all through the throat at the same time.

Nuh uh as an incel you're clearly a terrorist who would shoot all of them.

lmfao

You'd be a time traveller

Good.

what did I ever do to you lol

I wasn't serious.

i see

You were

I would do the same thing too. I mean shooting you.

Are you really a femcel? I would date you

I'm a chadlitecel and a cellmatecel.

High iq post

Gottem

Why would anyone shoot Hitler?

He dindu nuffin, he was a good boy, going to art school n shit

High IQ answer.

OSAMA DID NOTHING WRONG!--(when he was a 'mujahadeen' fighting the Soviets with CIA arms and training)

He trusted the Bush administration to cover for his ass, that's what he did wrong.

And 0bama. Don't forget the Nobel Peace Prize winner.

LOL same

Hitler and Osama did nothing wrong.

Hitler did nothing wrong

Osama meh

IT member doesn't even deserve to live