You guys really need to see a doctor

208  2018-05-02 by LITERALLY_SHREK

a plastic surgeon

59 comments

One of my favorite r/incels memes

Genuine question tho, why not just get plastic surgery? Chinese girls all do it. I think it’s a reasonable idea and am considering it.

why not just get plastic surgery?

Money, you dumb fuck.

Get a job retard.

I have money, fuckwit, I'm speaking on behalf of those who don't and there's a lot of them. How about you contribute your money to the cause, eh? Surely you'd have an amazing high paying job allowing for such frivolous spending otherwise you'd look like a hypocritical faggot, wouldn't you?

Seeing as the initial question was hypothetical as to the merits of plastic surgery and not based upon the availability of money I'd suggest you reevaluate your life and kys for being so mentally deficient.

Back-pedalling, and no. Not going anywhere right now.

Sounds like I embarrassed you. Don't worry you'll learn to play with the big boys one day.

Smash that downvote button harder oooh it makes you feel good doesn’t it?

Why would you call yourself genetictrash? And come here? I can only imagine what you could do with a better, positive attitude. It makes me sad to see this.

Because I am literally genetic trash. I suffer from several congenital and hereditary illnesses that have severely impacted my social and love life since the age of 20. I'm a failed normie. I've been on both sides of the grass. These kids aren't wrong. A better attitude isn't going to change my health. Piss off with your asinine platitudes and generalising of the incredibly complex histories of incels that led them to come here to vent.

Sure. I can see where you're coming from. I guess I just wonder what good you think you're doing yourself by giving yourself these terrible names and wallowing in self pity.

You say you're venting, but what you're doing is practicing & finding ways to give all your negative toxic feelings a better fluency. It's like saying that you don't like having cancer and joining a "support" group that tells you to call yourself "stupid ass cancer guy" and further isolate yourself by calling yourself "different".

Help groups are inclusive, positive, and integrating. They aren't divisive, negative, or insulting. Those are self fulfilling prophecies that people who want to wallow and hide from improvement and change with "conditions" or "genetics".

People with disabilities can use their experiences to improve themselves inside and character. You can too. Or not. Stay here calling yourself trash and people who are okay with it. One is a genetic problem, the other is an attitude problem.

I'd like to tell you empathically to go fuck yourself.

I'm not the person you're talking to (not an incel). I guess you're not the person I'm talking to either. Nonetheless, stick it up your ass 'till it comes out your nose. Your talk of improvement on the inside his hot air, if you have such great character, why the fuck are you slagging people off on the internet?

divisive, negative, or insulting.

This is you.

I have no idea what you're talking about but you really sound like you need a friend. If you want to chat or talk about things you care about, I will! I hope you can reach out for help, even if you think you're not worthy. People may seem cold, but you're a person and people do care about you.

I'd really appreciate if you stuffed that insincere, treat-others-as-you-wanna-be-treated attitude down your throat and swallowed hard. What part of 'go fuck yourself' do you not understand? Go find some stupid bitch to beta orbit, your fake empathy is way better suited to that.

Alright, well if you wanna talk I'm here. I'm sorry you feel everybody trying to help is fake or "beta" (lol?). But if you're so unhappy, maybe you could try something different. Just a thought!

Not everybody is insincere, just you. I was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself again, but you're right, maybe I should try something different. So here's some variations on the same theme, maybe you'll get the message this time: eat shit and die. Take your fucking attitude and choke on it. Kill yourself. Git off my property. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. See you in hell. GTFO. Go hug some Iraqi suicide bombers. I hope you die in a fire.

You’re making entirely too much sense for these people and I suspect you will be downvoted very soon for your troubles.

I came here expecting vitriol and hate, but I guess seeing that guy direct that at himself kind of made me sad. He has internalized so much of these people's nasty behavior he thinks that is how everybody sees him and has started to spout it too.

Maybe I'm just pissing in the wind but maybe he'll stop for a second and reach out and get some help. Everybody is worth a kind word, even if they don't think so. 😊

Save up. Is it really that frivolous if it makes you feel better about yourself and increases your self-esteem?

Save up till you're 40 when it won't matter anymore, bro.

Exactly. Poorcel

Do you not realize how much they would have to fucking pay and being an incel did not just fucking start at 30 for them it plagues people of all agez. How is a 16 year old kid gonna drop 15K.

So start saving when you’re 16.

We're not talking about nose jobs here you fuckwit, we need complex bone surgeries that can cost 50k+. Get your normie trash out of here.

I think if it makes you feel better about yourself, then by all means, go for it!

It's not only about money. 90 % of results are bad. That's the problem with plastic surgery.

Clearly you are not aquatinted with the Bogdanoff twins.

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im leaving it because im chad and you will accept the new spelling like my dick down your throat

I just realized I'm responding to like 3 different comment lines started by you. You're clearly the chaddest bro here mang, forget I said anything.

CUUUUURSE YOUUUUU BOGDANOOOOOFFFFFS

Most cosmetic surgeries are performed cheaply by terrible surgeons. Most results are actually really good when they’re done by skilled, tested surgeons. Buuut those surgeons are very rare and so they can charge you whatever the fuck they want to for their services (and they do).

No one knows who are the good ones. It certainly ain't Eppley, who's pure scam

Yes they do. They just don’t want to pay as much as they’re charging, so opt for the cheaper ones and then don’t like the results.

Eppley is highly rated and his before and after gallery is extensive and promising.

Eppley is a complete scam. I've had procedures with him and it was complety shit. He doesn't understand aestethics and subtility, which is extremely important in aesthethics. Do not go to Eppley, trust me. Other surgeonss couldn't believe how shit his work was. I know surgeons who told me they get a lot of dissatisfied clients from Eppley. Especially when it comes to implants. Silicone implants are shit and look unnatural anyway, and Eppley makes them way too big.

Sorry you didn’t like your results. Again though, he is very highly recommended and his portfolio speaks for itself. If you’re willing, I’d like to see the results.

Believe what you wanna believe. He's highly recommended by who? Not one of my contacts who did a procedure by him recommended him. You're being fooled by the thousands of blogs he wrote. Eppley just does whatever the hell his clients ask. Clients think you can just but 20 mm jaw implants in their face and it's going to look good. They don't understand it doesn't work like that with sillicone and you'll get a bloated face. Sillicone doesn't work anyway. It looks very unnatural. You may believe me or you want to stick to your own ideas. I had to redo mine. Talked to yamarshuk and he said he gets so many complaints from Eppley's clients who have to redo the procedure because Eppley fucked it up so many times. Eppley doesn't care about dimensions, you end up looking like a freak. You can't just put any size in someone's face. Talk to Dr. Van der Drussen in Belgium and he will explain you can't exceed certain dimensions. You have to carefully calculate the dimensions to obtain facial harmony. Eppley made so many mistakes, it was complete bullshit. He also doesn't record what het did at all. I couldn't believe the nightmare i went through with this guy. Did it two times with him and he fucked it up completely. He only works with 3d models. Every honest surgeon will tell you that you can't just work with 3d models. It looks fancy and all on paper, but reality is completely different. Anyway, i'm not gonna discuss this further. Don't want to waste my time on it.

By theway, go talk to him and you'll see. He will never talk deeply about dimensions. He doesn't take time to examine your face, doesn't take time to calculate the dimensions of the implant, doesn't talk about aestethics. The only thing Eppley has on his mind is getting as many clients as possible. He's a clown without morals, and he knows his clients are stupid and are willing to hand over their money to him, so he does whatever stupid thing they have on their mind.

Yamarshuk? You mean Yaremchuk? It really depends on what you’re going for. Eppley is great when it comes to the jaw, but Yaremchuk shines when it comes to things like the mid face area.

You don't know anything about Eppley. You can't judge him before you speak to people who had a procedure with him directly, see their results and have done some work with him. Pics on the net don't say anything at all. You're spouting nonsense. Eppley is not the man you need for jaw, chin or anything else. He doesn't have it. He spams the internet with his blogs to cut off competition. People think he's famous and excellent. It's all bullshit. It's just great marketing. Now, you can think of me as a resentful client, talking only about my procedure, or you can take this as a warning from someone that knows more than you. It's your choice. I have nothing to gain by warning you, i'm Just stating the honest truth. I'm just trying to warn you. The guy has no clue. I consulted many surgeons and they couldn't believe what this guy has done. Yaremchuk showed me many resultst of botched jobs with Eppley. Other people within the lms community complained in private to me. I'm not saying yaremchuk is better. In fact, i don't trust this guy neither. Overall: stay away from silicone implants. Highly infectuous (especially after revision - 50 percent does revision), and results are subpar. It's not integrated into the body, the body forms a capsule around it, it will always look very unnatural. Jaw implants in 90 percent give a bloated face instead of angularity. Use gortex or osteotomy. I warn you, you do what you want. Talk to the people on lookism who are against silicone. They have reasons to be against it. They're completely right. I have no agenda.

Mind if I PM you?

No, i'm sorry. I do not have time to discuss this profoundly. I already said what i needed to say. In the end, it's you that makes the decision. But you don't know more than me. I'm talking about facts, you're talking about beliefs. A belief might be true, might be untrue, facts are always true. When you say 'I looked at his portfolio', 'he's recommended' etc you really don't know what you're talking about. This is the kind of bullshit we as stupid clients fall for. I was this stupid guy, cause i was desperate. Desperation makes you desperately want to believe in something, and you start to dismiss everything else. I know how it is: 'i want that superangular broad jaw, i just need to put 20 mm implants and then it will look alright'. Doesn't work like that. You won't get it with silicone nor with Eppley. Everyone that has done this stuff with silicone knows it, except for some rare cases who had success. You go to jawsurgery forum and almost EVERYONE will say do not use siliconen. These guys have done extensive research, these are not the kids from lookism.net that don't know anything. Listen to these guys. I won't say their alternatives are better, the only thing i say is: stay away from silicone. Shit product, highly infectuous. Easy to put in, but you get shit endresult.

Lol, k.

You mean Koreans?

My cousin's gotten it. A lot of it. She's a model in China now.

The largest factor is price. It’s extremely expensive. Depending on the work needed it could easily cost $40,000. The average annual income in the United States is much lower than than, and in regard to the incel community they’re probably on the lower end of that spectrum (attractiveness directly correlates with income, and on top of that the mental handicap that comes with honestly believing yourself a vile-to-look-at person would affect your earning potential). The Chinese girls do it because they come from families with mucho dinero (hence they’re not living in China anymore) and they usually don’t have much done in the way of major changes ($15,000-$25,000 I would guess). Even financing over very long periods isn’t feasible a lot, or most, of the time. Truly heartbreaking.

thank you brother

When shrek says its over u know it's ogre

Be fucking proud of yourself good sir.

A plastic surgeon can't add 6" of height.

They can add a few inches though.

Not necessary.

Good one

I am posting this comment right here for people who want to improve their face but are discouraged by the supposed high costs:

FLY TO EUROPE AND GET A SURGERY THERE !

Even with flight and hotel costs attached it's way way cheaper in countries like Poland and the Czech Republic while they still have enough professional quality in most cases.

Tell me more.

Get on there.

Type in your desired surgery and put in the country you prefer and look at the reviews of the clinics and doctors.

You can check out their prices under "procedures" on most listings.

lololo

Money, you inbred piece of shit.

If looks did not matter I would have been a senior engineer at Mercedes or Boeing by now

I doubt it with that kind of attitude.

Don't blame looks. You just didn't work hard enough

Yamarshuk? You mean Yaremchuk? It really depends on what you’re going for. Eppley is great when it comes to the jaw, but Yaremchuk shines when it comes to things like the mid face area.

Lol, k.