Our only true friends

He’s beautiful, we deserve rope they are our best friends

When u run out of cope, quickly grab the rope

amen

Rope Francis

if you run out of cope

it is time to rope

Do you practice hangman's knot?

Kek, I am an expert too.

I’ve never tied a noose before, I’m not good with knots I’ve only OD with H, much less painful imo although not as poetic.

Here you go

Thanks brah, sincerely.

I'm glad you came back around after you OD'd.

Thanks

Lol. Stretch.

Lifeline Australia - 13 11 14 - Crisis Support and Suicide Prevention

MensLine 1300 78 99 78

Suicide Call Back Service 1300 659 467

Omg you saved his life

REMINDER: they call the police and lock you up and drug you and ruin any future chance of employment because you are blacklisted as crazy! They ironically add to the pain.

How does it ruin future chance of emloyment?

Insurance and medical cover will include forced sectioning

True.

Shit, thanks man. I called them and they said they will send a stacy right away and I gave them my address. Waiting for stacy now. Lets hope they don't send cops to arrest and send me over to the psych ward.

Do this shit actually make you feel better about yourself?

thanks bae will call you tonight girl

WOW! I called those numbers and suddenly I'm no longer 5'5", I have hunter eyes, and have no acne! Thank you so much!

If it stretches it's not a good rope.

I got a rope, drew trying to cope

So far, everyone I've seen on this sub wrist mogs me. It's over.

Yup same. I bet you wristmog me too.

Lmao have you seen mine?

tf? what's their circumference?

I've never measured them. They actually make my arms look bigger so it's not all that bad.

Do u have a tape measure?

If they are bigger than mine then I am buying a rope

I don't have a tape measure sadly. But you wristmog me for sure. I've never met anyone with wrists smaller than mine.

https://i.imgur.com/NpBMqsb.jpg

I've just measured mine with improvised measure tape and they are 16cm.

kek

mine are 6.5 inches

Haha you mog me.

14.5cm reporting in

Post pic.

https://i.imgur.com/Bb6BEkq.jpg

IT'S OVER.

and normies say wristcels aren't real

...

You win.

Mogs me uniroincally.

Holy shit that doesn't even look real lmao

Jesus if you are tall as well that’s awful, curries honestly are God’s little joke when it comes to genetics who gives a fuck about intelligence when it’s about looks, all it does is make you even more depressed.

I'm quite fit because I gymcel, but there is absolutely nothing I can do to make my wrists bigger. Small wrists are also not very functional. I can only do 2-3 pushups before wrist pain kicks in. So I completely avoid exercises that put pressure on my wrists to avoid injuries.

WRISTCEL IS NOT A MEME.

Framecels are just lazy gymcels. You can build damn muscle anywhere. You have the forearms of a 12 year old girl.

Don't small wrists break easier and aren't able to withstand as much pressure?

https://www.reddit.com/r/Brogress/comments/7oomas/m21510_135_lbs_to_165_lbs_2_years/?ref=share&ref_source=embed&utm_content=media&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=7de8022a1a8f4cf88a88938d4d4d39ac&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=7oomas

No doubt you'd call him a "framecel" in the before.

Hit the gym. And no girly pushups. Bench, deadlift, squat. 6-8 reps, 3-5 sets. 3 times per week. Healthy diet with a caloric surplus. Easy. Your body will transform no matter how "framecel" you think you are. Your wrists won't break lol. If girls can lift, so can you.

Actually no, his frame is pretty good.

I didn't say they'd break, but that they are more fragile, no? Like if I with my 6.5 inch wrists get in a fight with some dude with 8 inc wrists, I am at a huge disadvantage.

Actually no, his frame is pretty decent in the before (good clavicle length).

lol. He looks like his shoulders parted by about a foot.

Small wrists shouldn't look bad if you have muscle in the forearms

are you me wtf we have same hands is by any chance your grandma same too?

My grandma wristmogs me and I'm head taller than her, JFL

My grandma wristmogs me and I'm head taller than her, JFL

My grandma wristmogs me and I'm head taller than her, JFL

That's the most mogged wrist in history. Jfl I'm sorry it's so over for you, brah :(

It never even began. There's a guy down the comment chain with 14.5 cm wrist circumference.

holy shit. definite wristcel. people who have under 7" wrists are considered watchcels in the watch world.

Yup. I've always had to get my watches adjusted due to my tiny wrists.

is that an orient mako or ray?

That's Orient Blue ray 2. My first automatic watch. I couldn't decide between the Blue ray and SKX007 but I ended up going with the Orient because it looked more formal (I know it's a divers watch).

the RAy 2 is better because it hacks and handwinds, SKX is so overrated. Watch collecting is one of best copes tbh.

I like your watch. What kind is it?

Orient Blue ray 2 automatic.

Fucking lmao skinny fuck

The worst thing is I'm not even skinny anymore. I used to be skinny until 2 years back. Then I started eating and working out. I'm 190 lbs now.

190.0 lbs = 86.18 kilogram

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I know how you feel, everyone in my family wristmogs me, even my grandma who is head shorter than me, JFL

Currycels on pet's purchasing watch

say no more, i'm already on amazon looking for the flossiest rope, considering satin

Stretch LMFAO

SHOW US YOUR FUCKING FACE

Lol, why all caps, buddy?

Dude. Go get some therapy.

"Hello, I would like to purchase some therapy in bulk please."

"

Just find a therapist. Hell, go to a group session or something to find something that might be cheaper. There might even be some support groups for your depression or feelings of low self worth.

Just find a therapist.

Can't afford it right now.

Hell, go to a group session or something to find something that might be cheaper.

Where I'm from, they're about the same price.

There might even be some support groups for your depression or feelings of low self worth.

Might

None, I've looked. Yeah, I know, I'm SOL.

Well, these guys are just going to drag you down further. There’s lots of factors that contribute to how you feel. It’s going to be hard to start a relationship if you don’t really even like yourself.

There’s probably a public health care clinic that might be able to help. Call a local mental health center and ask for any resources they might have.

Call a local mental health center and ask for any resources they might have.

Have you actually read what I wrote?

There’s probably something in your area.

There are state psychiatrists but they are usually for hard mental illnesses, like schizophrenia and psychosis. Asking for help from a state psychiatrist is to rubberstamp a huge red flag on your forehead and shoot yourself in the foot with any meaningful employment prospects. I know that kind of counter-intuitive but I'm pretty sure I'm not a danger to society and do not require psychiatric care.

Hell. I’ve worked places with on-site mental health professionals.

Well shit, good for you, I'm not from the West. We don't have those luxuries.

I don’t buy it. Where are you from. It just sounds like an excuse.

Ukraine.

Wtf... how can you be this narrow minded and unable to comprehend not everyone lives under the same conditions as you?

Have you actually read what I wrote?

Cucktear's commonality is that they don't read a single thing we say.

I’m reading what you say. It seems a lot of people prefer to suffer.

You guys don't ever seem to show that. I don't think you're in any position to be diagnosing anyone. Stop giving out unsolicited advice.

You can 100% call a support line and talk to someone.

That's actually pretty crazy. Do you live somewhere with really poor mental health care ? If so I feel for you that really sucks.

As a matter of fact, yes, my country is pretty shit compared to the rest of the world.

Sorry to hear that. Where I'm from there's a decent amount of programs available, although the wait is long and it takes forever to get into, but it's definitely worth it. Hopefully your government figures out how important it is one day.

Yeah, one must hope but do what he must.

I went to therapy because I was depressed and through 4 sessions and 4 months of SSRIs, the dude literally asked me "do you have a girlfriend?". I said no, and he's said "really? what about before", "not ever" and he said "Wow". That's when I stopped going because I realized it was useless. Therapy is just a bunch of blue pilled cope not meant to solve anything. I would actually pay a therapist if he he was realistic and told me the truth that I am just ugly.

Well, you’ve made your choice then, if you bailed on therapy. You could always go back, but it sounds like you want to be miserable.

I’d put money on it that you’re not as ugly as you think you are. I used to say that about myself all the time. I could get girls because I was too poor, to fat, too ugly, to short... you name it. The fact of the matter was, it was my own view of myself. No woman wanted to throw herself into that sort of mess. As I got healthy, mentally, I had better luck. I’ve been with my wife for 20 years.

I’ve been through multiple therapists for over the years. Each one has helped me with a variety of things ranging from self-doubt to jealousy.

You’ve gotta try to make it work. There’s no magic fix to get around it. It’s hard and painful. You gotta face that if you want to be happy.

maybe, just maybe, you weren't as hopeless as we are to begin with

I had a therapist ask me similar things just a few days ago. "Have you ever dated?" No. "Do you want to?" Yes, but I'm not in any position to. "You'd be surprised. Why not try? Have you just given up?" Cue me looking at the floor and imagining shrinking down into the size of an atom for an awkward two minutes.

She then told my mom privately that it was unusual for someone my age not to have ever dated. Luckily I don't see her regularly or anything.

Just when you think you've learned to cope it all comes down on you like a pile of bricks.

Nice pet. I will look over him in the weekend if you're going out with betty.

A new meme is born. We all love Stretch!

Hello, fellow white supremacist

🍛

Honest question: has anyone called emergency services for you due to suicidal ideations?

stfu

Wtf

You don’t want to take the Jewpill. The therapists will drug and electrocute you to turn you into a vegetable.

Wristmogged this sub

HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME AND MY CRY FOR ATYENYION BY PRETENDING IM GOING TO HANG MUSELF BUT REALLY WOULD NEVER BECAUSE MY MELODRAMATICS IS ONLY WAY TO GET ATTENTION!!!

Congratulations, you know women.

Wait, so incels = women???

MIND BLOWN YO

Thanks for describing females

Women attempt at double the rate yet men die from suicide at triple the rate.

I get it I get it, incels and women are the same.

Dont rope before atleast fucking a whore

It only makes the rope more appealing, trust me. You won't be able to get out of your head that chad gets it for free and she's going to spend the money you've paid her on chad.

why, so a woman can watch him cry about not being able to get it up?

Don't rope, you look ethnic so you can get a qt from your home country and bring her back to Australia.

he's ugly, i've seen his face

LOL

The almighty rope.

KEK - first time, i've ever said it on the internet, i told you i'd do it, and i did

A quick google search shows access to free health care. There’s literally nothing you can turn to? Not even a church group or something.

The rope is our one friend that will still be with us at the end.

Let me know when a Church group can fix negative canthal tilt or being 5'5"

You people are fucking weirdo

Its incels bro what do you really expect... These arent popular people...

Good rope boy.

A very versatile pet. (x_x)

How about you hang that rope from the ceiling and do us all a favor.

Bit of advice:

1) Get a hemp rope. That one looks dumb and will probably not break your neck.

2) Don't kill yourself until you're older-- like college age at least. I have no idea how old you are here, but basically life gets easier when you can leave all the a-holes behind.

he's old

Hey, man. I know some of you guys are here because you feel isolated and some are here for the echo chamber. I'm assuming that this is just a joke meme but if you ever feel like you're backed into a corner and suicide seriously seems like the only way out just remember. All the problems you have that cause you to feel this way are fixable and only temporary. Suicide is a solution that causes a permanent problem in order to defeat a temporary problem and there are always people you can go to.

All the problems you have that cause you to feel this way are fixable and only temporary.

your post does more harm than good

More harm than suicide; gee, that's weird.

More harm than suicide; gee, that's weird.

you didn't think being condescending and dismissive and now sarcastic and self-righteous doesn't do harm here? gee, that's actually really fucking weird that people are this unaware

Read my other comment.

nope, you get blocked and reported for being a massive dick

K

Eh, I guess it is worded poorly. I'm trying to paraphrase the interview of a man who survived jumping from the golden gate bridge called Ken Baldwin. It goes something like this: "I just realised that everything in my life that I'd thought was unfixeable was totally fixable... except for having just jumped."

All the problems you have that cause you to feel this way are fixable and only temporary.

Well they're sure lasting fucking forever.

My man, that's not true. I totally believe you have it in you. Hell, I'm a virgin too but there's no reason to give up. If you ask me, facing hardship is exactly the reason to keep fighting and keep striving towards your goals. But, dude, I gotta be honest, having a flair that says you hate women isn't a great start.

Have you tried visiting a therapist? They will absolutely take your problems seriously, do their damnedest to help you out of what might look like a bottomless pit right now and will be a hell of a lot better than my dumbass is.

The fact that you're able to elaborate on your thoughts, get responses and are debated shows that this is not an echo-chamber.

It does. Echo chamber was the wrong term. I meant that there are some people (I'm well aware this is a minority) that come here just to be miserable and hateful which ruins the idea of the sub being some kind of support group but I didn't want to get into that.

That has some merit. I think it’s just the way people feel here, and they like that they have a place where they can freely say whatever they want. Anywhere else they would be branded as misogynists, and they aren’t left alone here either. They probably know it’s not healthy, but I don’t think forced positivity is healthy either.

I know what you're saying with false positivity but I think a balance is necessary. It's important to realise when things are bad it's also important to know how to keep your chin up and stay focussed instead of just giving up, ya know?

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Promise me that you will be with me till the very end rope.

Please don't commit suicide

You have more to live for than you think. Don't worry, be happy!

guy admits to wanting to kill himself respond with Bob McFerrin lyrics Where did you get your PhD in counselling?

Who the fuck is Bob McFerrin?

First off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU issa bop

Dude, what the fuck..

You went to a public bathroom to take this picture?

He's going to choke a normie with his rope

With those wrists?! Say it isn't so!

https://i.imgur.com/9jIWTxZ.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/NpBMqsb.jpg

I don’t buy it. Where are you from. It just sounds like an excuse.

All the problems you have that cause you to feel this way are fixable and only temporary.

your post does more harm than good

All the problems you have that cause you to feel this way are fixable and only temporary.

Well they're sure lasting fucking forever.

nope, you get blocked and reported for being a massive dick

The fact that you're able to elaborate on your thoughts, get responses and are debated shows that this is not an echo-chamber.

It does. Echo chamber was the wrong term. I meant that there are some people (I'm well aware this is a minority) that come here just to be miserable and hateful which ruins the idea of the sub being some kind of support group but I didn't want to get into that.

The worst thing is I'm not even skinny anymore. I used to be skinny until 2 years back. Then I started eating and working out. I'm 190 lbs now.