Fuck you for saying tallcels are volcels. That‘s me at 6‘4“

44  2018-05-01 by IsThisRealReddit

140 comments

Oh jesus

I‘m a truecel

Tallcel lanklet fgt

Do you even have a jaw?

No

I'm sorry dude

That‘s the way it is

We gotta stays strong and keep coping right

Get a chin implant. Around 4K. Painless and very easy surgery. I’ve had one. Acutane for your acne. Dress well. Be funny and continue hating women. They don’t like nice guys.

Thanks man. How long was it swollen? And how did people notice it? I don‘t want to have comments from all my family and acquaintances. Did your life change for the better?

round here men with small faces don't get given jobs that make 4k.

Sell drugs then I’m a ugly ass nigga and I be making that in a week

Implants and be good.

I‘m poorcel too

That's more recessed than mine. RIP. Look at the bright side, you have the perfect height unlike me.

True, the perfect height to be pointed at and to be the first people notice

But yeah, we all suffer

LDAR bro

u need around $60,000 in surgery

get on steroids /melatonan 2/acne meds/minoxidil ASAP

I‘m a poorcel man

Steroids are illegal

Minoxidil might sound good, thx

dont be a pussycel

Dafuq you talking bout? „Pussycel“

You wann make me rob someone for the surgery?!

Gtfo IT troll!

go earn some money through a career or business, i m a og puahate incel

Good to see you're still around Salv.

Thank you.

Holy fuck, literally the tall incel guy from the comics in human form tbh

Show me these comics

Thx man, gotta love that shit.

I‘m exactly like him. Without leg lengthening though lol

fucking brilliant

Weird that you'd blank out just your eye. Like that magically renders you completely anonymous ;)

Anyway, tall, short, it matters way less than the people here believe. All incels are mentalcels.

Anyway, tall, short, it matters way more than normies will ever know. All normies aren‘t bluepilled.

As a rather short normie I can assure you that it means more than nothing but far less than everything.

Funny thing is, the redpill and blackpill kind of are "pills." You swallow them whole. Bluepill can just be slang for someone who didn't take any pills.

How tall?

Me? I'm 5'7", 200 pounds.

bluepilled normie

40 year old polyamorous married father. You tell me, I guess.

"Bluepilled" doesn't seem to have a very specific definition other than "non-male-supremacist."

That makes a lot of sense now. You are 40.

Try again being in your 20s with todays girls using Tinder and having the ability to get fucked by a Chad whenever they want. No matter what they look like.

Yeah, in my day there wasn't Tinder, but there was lots of online dating and of course frat parties filled with Chads. Hell, there were Chads everywhere because we all went out more because we had to.

I can tell you this for sure, though: it's a rather small minority of girls your age playing dial-a-cock on Tinder. I've kept up well enough to know that.

I hope that‘s true

Well, you can find some data. One study shows that 35% of Internet users 18-24 use Tinder at all, and that twice as many men use it as women.

That would suggest that roughly one-fifth of girls use it at all and that probably no more than 10% use it regularly.

Second that ^ I’m a girl, and as a college student I felt like every girl I knew was hooking up all the time except me (I don’t because I am waiting for a boyfriend atm) and I think it feels that way since participants are pretty vocal about it and people who don’t, don’t want to run around yelling “What’s up guys I haven’t been laid in years when I had a bf!” but the stats at my school showed only a minority of students had casual sex regularly— Along with that research shows a lot of girls don’t actually find fulfillment in it since we are emotional creatures. So there’s a lot of girls out there that aren’t interested only in tinder. Trust me. And OP you’re really not bad looking if it means anything. Not trying to bluepill you. But a lot of girls are extremely attracted to 6’ and above guys. My whole family has only guys 5’6” and shorter, and we all have weaker jawlines but they found people eventually and if you keep focusing on self improvement, personality and kindness a girl will notice that and you will find someone.

Do you want to make OP kill himself?

I would rather OP gets a girlfriend and stops being depressed.

It's ogre.

Grow the hair, try grow a beard if you can, gym and all good.

Hair is curly

Beard: error. Not existing

Gym: i do already. Lanky tallcels are usually hardgainers

gainz will take time, but they will look on ur body bro

Yeah when I‘m tall and ripped I will defend fellow shortcels against some chads that are shorter than me

LOLOLOL good shit fam. But chads aren't the enemies, its the cuck normies that we should watch out for.

You‘re right. Chads are actually nice people most of the times.

But against normies and femoids.

Sure you will you fucking fag

Why insulting me?

Fuck you

Gtfo IT troll

GOMAD try it dude it works. Im 6'2 and always excused myself as a hardgainer truth was i just was not getting the right fuel. A gallon of milk costs nothing compared to supplements nevermind surgery, steroids or anything drastic like that. Also check your TDEE its the simplest way to manage your diet.

Thanks man, really gotta give that a try. However, loads of milk gives me bad acne.

So you aren‘t incel anymore?

GOMAD isn't something you do long term. Its a fast route to weight gain. Once you are at a better weight you will find it easier to maintain because your body is used to calories and will regulate your appetite accordingly. So maybe its worth short term acne increase? You'll find anything that lifts testosterone levels (eg working out) is likely to worsen acne if you have it already so i guess it comes down to a choice between being spotty and skinny and being a bit more spotty and a more aesthetically pleasing body form and the confidence and posture that comes with it. I think you have to treat the acne issue in isolation from everything else and i don't know anything about that because i haven't suffered from that for a long time. I definitely don't qualify as incel anymore and when i was it didn't have a name.

Ok thanks a lot man.

So you get loads of femoids nowadays? And are you ugly in face or average looking?

I'm average i guess. My chins better than yours my nose is about the same. But being super skinny, having spots, and bad hairxbullying put me in a place where i honestly thought i was nosferatu or some shit and looking back i rejected the little female attentions i got as being some cruel sport. I wouldn't say "loads" nowadays i've grown out of the self affirmation that comes with sleeping with lots of women but i fully understand and remember the absolute lack of self worth etc from not sleeping with any! I do alright. Theres a product called "huel" that might be better acne wise for you than milk but obviously it costs a lot more. One other thing your curly hair probably isn't as unattractive as you think you may have just been teased into thinking its really bad.

Thanks a lot man

Nosferatu lol, luckily you‘re better off now. Hope it will work for me too.

And yes, lack of not having women can absolutely put you into suicide mode

This Huel is probably too expensive.

I think Huel works out as 3-4 bucks a day (IF you buy the largest amount) and that's replacing most of the food you would have pay for anyway. I'm 41. Incelled through teens got to a pretty dark place. Started to improve dramatically there after. Wish i could tell you some secret to it but i think with gradual positive change came a shift in how others , not only women, perceived me which had an effect on my confidence and i was into a positive loop. Slayed through my 20s and sort of levelled out on it deliberately since then because that life brings its own problems which i wouldn't insult anyone here by describing. You seem a lot like me twenty years ago and there is one positive about our frames as time goes on. All my peers from back then are now constantly struggling with their weight but i look trim without trying.

Thanks man, I‘m already looking forward to better times. Hope they will come.

But honestly, femoids are even way worse nowadays with all of them using Tinder and having the possibility to get fucked by a Chad whenever they want to.

Yep tech changes all games but fundamentals remain my dude. RE your original point I one hundred percent agree from my own experience but i've got to say being tall in the dating game is a plus and not just with regards curb appeal. I don't want to offend anyone here but most short guys i have known fall somewhere on a scale of one of two personality types: Bitter. Which manifests itself in aggression of all types. In a "I need to fight people to prove i'm a man" way and is not a good look. Desperate. The clown/comedian guy that's always trying to get a laugh which is far better but not really fitting the "Protector" vibe that deep down most women really really like. Like i said both of the generalisations i just made are scales but rarely is a short guy neither or both of those things.

I see man, so thank god I‘m tall. But how do you explain so many short guys with good looking femoids?

And what height is „short“ for you?

I'm not sure what you mean by "so many" Obviously some men score despite handicaps. A disproportionate number of actors/singers/entertainers are surprisingly short I don't think its unreasonable to assume that's at least partly down to honing talent and finessing their charisma to compensate. I don't know what "short" is because i don't think about it unless someones acting short ie short man syndrome or whatever its called. Anyway i don't feel comfortable on the subject because I'm not short and i don't have to deal with that particular bullshit from society. Maybe you think short guys are better off because you're so conscious of your height but i'd bet the house that any guy that was 5'4 would swap with you.

Yeah, i wouldn‘t wanna be 5‘4“

Feel free to pm me anytime if you want to bounce anything off someone whos been through similar.

Yeah, anyways thanks for the tips

So the Manlets will never get a girlfriend no matter how hard they try? And you always assume they are a clown or aggressive

Makes me feel kinda sad for them

No. Unless Manlet means the state of mind(i'm still learning the nomenclature). I assume neither because like i said i don't notice someones height unless they display those traits or are considerably taller than me.Maybe i can explain it better. I'm friends with a clown who does well with a particular type of women. To be fair to him he looks like quite a handsome guy just really far away. I am or was acquainted with an aggressive very high on that scale. He did ok with a particular type of women. A kind that is cool with constant physical intimidation including violence. She also has to be down with not being able to be in a pub or social situation without him fighting someone for no reason other than they were the tallest person in the room(no he did not pull that shit with me.)and the attendant prison/hospital stays loss of earnings etc.But i can only make any of these statements because i was around both of them long enough to see behaviours. Its not like i see a short guy and think hes either going to tell a joke or punch me.

Wow, how tall was he? And did he ever win fights lol?

Ok i see, i see, so you had two „bad“ examples.

I'd guess 5'3 he trained hard at kickboxing and he tended to have the element of surprise so he "won" a lot of the time but the overall consequences each time probably got worse. Most places wouldn't let him in. Last i heard he was in jail. Yeah an extreme example but i've dealt with people in professional situations that are like that too they just don't punch. They do all sorts of weird dominance stuff instead which is more distracting and unprofessional than intimidating. And generally have short fuses about minor things and use it as an opportunity to put some chest beating displays in.

Hair. Big issue get a modern haircut And Ur cool

Lool

Curly hair

Curly hair looks great with fades

Looks pretty over

If your eye area is shit it's definitely over

It is too..

Youre like me but shorter

How tall are you?

Show pic

6 8 im not posting pic tho. I have the same profile tho. 404 jaw and witch nose. My skin is flawless though so theres that I guess.

Oh i see, and yeah, you‘re height is probably in the „freakingly tall“ range, which femoids don‘t like (I suppose..

But keep on going bro

We gotta cope hard

Yeah if you arent NBA player youre finished.

True bro

404 jaw

Ahhh, lmao

Maximum self lol.

Follow up with 😢😢😢

It's time to lay down and rest.

Lay down and rot. Not rest.

LDAR

It's not that that over. There are chicks out there who are almost exclusively attracted to height

Height + at least a 5/10 face maybe

Height face and frame are all in different proportions of importance to women. U can get a 2/10 who puts emphasis on height

I must give that a try

Haven‘t found one yet

I agree that tallcels can be truecels, but it would be even worse if you were 5'4".

I totally agree

But it‘s sucks when some of these manlets say us tallcels are just coping. There are still a lot tallcels on here, right?

I agree.

Yes, Tallcels definitely exist.

I am average height at 6'. Play sports and socialize, women still despise me because of my looks. They don't even make an effort to not offend me.

Getting told repeatedly that I am ugly is like prodding someone's burns with a bar of salt dipped in vinegar. The pain is too much to be defined by words.

Above average height

I feel you bro...

Do not let any of these fools put you down.

You are not unattractive, despite what you may believe.

You have potential, greater potential than many others on the subreddit.

I see you already train, and this is good. I know how much more difficult it is for tall dudes to gain mass, but keep at it!

Don't let the things about yourself that you can't change weigh you down, when there are so many things you can change to better yourself.

Just run Adam Sandler game bro

He got a way better jawline than me bro

Yea bro profile ain't looking too good, but wat about potrait?

Same

Not rlly, the weak jaw is less obvious when faced forward.

Yeah, but my eyes are prey eyes

Welcome brother, us chinless ogrecels are few

Hey brother!

Are there not many tallcels here?

not sure if you've heard of JSanza. He's been notorious around the incel scene for about a decade since his teens. He's 6.4 and has made tons of youtube videos about his obsession with his ugliness and plastic surgery.

Oh I heard about him, is he really that tall?

8 years ago he spent all his spare time on incel forums and youtube claiming he was about to kill himself over his looks when he looked liked this.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=5135233&d=1354414208

he now looks like this and is still into the incel scene

https://i.imgur.com/9ttNldh.jpg

Thanks for the links. He definetely got a little obese.

So I thought this guy had surgeries. But he‘s probably a poorcel like me.

Fellow tallcel here. Being 6'3 just makes it easier for people to notice your ugliness. Currently going to the gym to cope. Hopefully that helps

I know bro, fellow tallcel

I‘m gymcelling too

Not to be that person but if you grew a thick beard it would cover your weak chin. Easier said than done I suppose.

True

Why do you guys always assume that every guy can grow a beard lol

Yeah you’re right I did assume haha, I’m a girl (on this sub??? I know??) so I don’t actually know anything about beards tbh.

It‘s alright

It really isn't THAT bad. Chin implant or filler in there would work wonders

Chin implants and rhino. Boom, regular human being + tall, you'll be good enough for a 4 or a 5/10 girlfriend

money bro

yeah, you need a nice chin to have that much money in the first place (unless your an IT genius or something).

I know some people who would climb you like a tree.

Show them!

Where do you live?

Tallfags cannot be incels. I've literally seen guys uglier than you get girlfriends.

jaw surgery + cheekbones surgery + nose surgery = not sub5 anymore. I suggest you do it boyo. Gymcel too if you could, you'd become a slayer.

Thans man, I‘m already gymcelling

I see nothing wrong with you, kinda cute actually. But I'm not a girl...

Jawline still mogs mine and I'm 5'2" lmao. It is truly over.

Sorry brother

Grow a beard and go for a rough\badass style, beat up a few people to make it more real. Then talk to females as though you don’t give a fuck about anything.

It’ll work out because you’re tall and strong and hiding your chin

I can‘t fucking grow a beard

I really do think you can tip the scale in your favor because you can be massive and you’re not repulsive or deformed. Try to rid yourself of anything nerdy/insecure/overly nice.

Thx I‘ll try

Jaw+chin 404 not found

its over for profilecel.

Damn bro that sucks. Chin implants are still a thing though, sure they cost, but with your height and an implant you could make it.

I‘m a poorcel, but maybe someday..

That haircut is legit horrible. Go to a barbers immediately

Take it from a girl, you’re not ugly; if you’re worried about your jawline that much (which isn’t bad) you could grow a beard, if you’re unable to try eating foods that boost testosterone. Tuna, egg, shellfish, etc but honestly it’s not that serious, you’re cute you got a Jesse Eisenberg vibe which I know a lot of girls are into; including me 🌸✨

Thank you that‘s nice

jewcel

Another 6'4''cel reporting in. I look very similar to you in terms of chin and nose but my head shape is fucked up and I got a big ass brow bone.

Yeah bro, there‘s lot of tallcels here too

Big brow bone? I thought strong brow bone is considered sexy

I look like a neanderthal from this pic except I have more hair.

Sorry Ogre bro

We can only hope brother. Mat St.BlackOps2Cel bless your soul.

why are those of us with hook noses so doomed with women?

Not only those of us with hook noses. But yeah the majority of us is fucked.

he's def. tall, Ive seen pictures of him lurching hunched over creeped out women and male friends and he talks about being 6.4 all the time.

What?

sorry, I was talking about Sanza

Alrighty, do you have pics of him with femoids or friends?

here's him playing hockey,

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qu4t0qDJ05s/sddefault.jpg

here's a childhood comp (if your wondering why this exists, he was a jokey cult figure like blackops)

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8111/8615288954_281518eddb_b.jpg

Thanks a lot for the pics

He‘s definetely a tallcel

Ok, he kinda vanished it seems. Isn‘t he that active anymore? Just like eggman. Is eggman still active?

i think he did some recent youtube stuff, but it may be not so recent now.

And eggman?

I never really got into his stuff.

Ok

Find a nice Jewish girl.

Hairstyle terrible. Absolutely abysmal. Screams 'i am incel'. Haircut this bad makes you volcel. If you're gonna have it this short, get a taper/fade the sides and line your hair up.

How tall?

True

Why do you guys always assume that every guy can grow a beard lol