"Just shave your head and grow a beard bro"

220  2018-05-01 by currywristcel

47 comments

ChetnikOps2cel.

LMAO

st.blackops2cel tryna run james harden game

Looks like the white version of my dad

Twacked eyes, check.

Neckbeard, check.

Skinhead, check.

T-shirt of a violent video game made for *adults*, check.

Somebody might want to tip the FBI. This guy has the ultimate school shooter starter package.

New archetype discovered: Splintercel

JFL. This is beautiful.

made cod adults

More like kids.

You blaspheme our God, how dare you!!!

forgot "squint bro"

do it again and see!!

"Which floor should I park my 707 on?"

Osama Bin Liftin

You're a volcel if your looks are below average and haven't Muslimmaxxed in 2018

Chechinops2cel

Go back to Chechnya

It's obvious this advice comes from numales since they all have bad hairlines, beards and glasses.

It actually came from me to a guy who posted a Pic of himself with a ridiculously small chin and receding hairline dunno what a numale is

Just googled what numale is im the exact opposite of this only similarity is I have a beard and I actually have glasses but I never wear them besides if I need to read something and at home. Also im Russian so I don't think that liberal feminism faggot bullshit applies to me

Wow that beard did make a huge difference not gonna lie.

because it covers half your face. why do you think so many ugly/fat men have one

I'm not fat and I'm not ugly I still have a beard it's because of manlyness for me I don't want to look like a faggot

Too bad he can't actually grow one because his genetics suck. This is the best he can do.

http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo20/timalex/b-front.jpg

holy shit, that guy has all of his beard follicles on his neck! fucking unlucky

That's me 100%

Why you got to make him look like a Jihadist

Just shave your beard and grow your head

AHHH LALALALA

Actually that does kind of work for st.blackops2cel. Maybe the beard here is a bit too long, and the full bald isn't good (go with reeeeally short hair instead), but it helps.

what about these https://imgur.com/a/D12Tkgl

Afrocel works the best IMHO.

St.Blackops2cel may find a happier life if he wore a more fitted T-shirt. It's not a cure, but it'd help.

God of cope

Somewhere in eastern Europe there is a man working 9-5 in his father's shop feeling, constantly feeling very helpless day after day. The only thing keeping him from roping is saving every last penny from his job, so that one day he can save enough to come to America.

Yet doesn't have the slight idea that he is idolized by others and worshipped by others.

??? he was a known shitposter in facebook groups

Can you can me a link?

Bro looks awesome

With the way some of you guys talk about yourselves on here I'm very curious as to what you look like. I can't wrap my head around the idea that someone is that bad off. I don't mean it in a bad way at all just a genuine question.

The photoshop is bad but he actually looks a lot better like this.

saint terrorcel

Right, beard not superimposed on and can't see the edits around your head 😂

With gauges and a metal t-shirt, I see this dude at every metal show ever

Looks like fucking Wade Wilson with a beard.

balding=death sentence. once you're past nw2 it's sui time

Lol!!

He looks like he's about to carry out a holy Jihad.

kratoscel

Lol that's about the comment I made haha but be honest he looks better than before so I was right

Also the beard is too long I didn't say become a muslim extremist

alright i need to ask:

where did this image originally come from? who is this guy?