He is getting mogged daily by that shit painting.

How is that being a cuck, it was a really nice and personal gift idea.

Chad does not give femoids gifts only cucks do

He isn't trying to get in her pants, he most likely already has, he just wants to show he cares and this personal gift does that.

5 minute missionary betabux pitysex is nothing to be proud of

Is this English?!?!

But have you even had 1 second pitysex? Let alone any sex? Exxxaccctly.

I have a six year old son so yeah

What a shame, you reproduced.

haha last time I was at a bar girls were hitting on me, so unfortunately for your worldview all that matters is my looks

u mean those fat single moms? wow, make room for this chad

Ha ha ha, per-suhhh nalit-ee matters, bruh. Ha ha ha

this is how normans value 1 second of pity sex as the most precious time of their life

Lol you obviously have no idea how the real world works, I can't imagine being so insecure that you think everyone is so worried about how you look. It's pathetically sad.

You're a Boner biting bastard

I give gifts to people all the time. I give gifts to dudes and "femoids" alike. Doesn't mean I want to bang my male friends. (Usually.) It means I enjoy making people happy.

I'm an incel in that I'm a virgin, and I'm semi black pilled because there is a lot of truth in it, but this type of shit I don't agree with.

Nah, it's cucked to remember such a detail from a first date. Femaloids say they love it when men pay attention and remember shit, but they secretly view it as submissive and cucked. Same as how they say they want their man to be open and emotional etc.

that's absolutely idiotic. men also love it when women pay attention and remember shit. it's a good trait in general.

Of course men like it, it's a submissive trait. Women hate submissive traits.

it's not a submissive trait. you're cucked if you follow stupid rules like that. chad doesn't follow any rules.

I don't follow any rules. Just stating facts. Women are hard-wired to hate submissive shit like that.

no they're not. if they actually hated when men remember details about themselves, guys wouldn't do it. the girl who posted the photo that the OP is screenshotting wouldn't have done it. there's literally millions of examples where this works and shows girls like it.

the girl who posted the photo that the OP is screenshotting wouldn't have even made the post. that makes no sense.

Right, and it also makes no sense that girls say that personality matters, and hide their sluttiness, and a million other behaviours that conform to the WAW Effect.

except it does make sense that girls say personality matters. because it does. maybe if a girls looking to hook up with a guy personality matters less than if she wants a relationship, but obviously personality matters or else marriage/LTRs wouldn't be a thing. it also makes sense that a girl would hide her sluttiness when a lot of people think being a slut is bad.

saying personality doesn't actually matter, remembering details is cucked, etc. is a massive cope that inferior men cling to. it's the same thing as MGTOW, saying that they're not following these rules because they're above them. the truth is that women do like these things, they do care about personality, and men who refuse to accept this are the ones massively coping with their own inadequacies.

MGTOWs are mostly men who have experienced first hand what women are like. They know more than you or I do.

He is cucked by Jeff Goldblum from thousands of miles. 90% of boifriends are cucked by femoid's favorite actors/singers

... as if the boyfriend doesn't watch porn or likes other famous beautiful women? Pretty sure dude doesn't mind so what's the fucking problem.

guys are polygamists anyway, expecting man to stay with one cunt, lololo

so men can be polygamist, but women can't?

ever wondered why womyn can be pregnant once a year, and men can inseminate 1000 womn in 1 year?

That didn't mean it's actually a good idea to inseminate 1000 women...

For someone who seems to look down on cucks, you seem to be oddly okay with guys cuckolding their girlfriends.

cuck is term for males only

Regardless, it's the same concept. I hope you're not one of the incels seething about women been disloyal sluts if you're trying to make a case for men being exactly that.

Women can't be tricked into raising someone else's offspring, so the dynamic is different. They can't be cuckolds, really. The female equivalent of a cuckold is a girl that gets pumped and dumped, as the female form of losing the reproductive game is being forced to raise a child alone.

So by your definition, a man isn't a cuckold if his girl cheats on him, only if she has another man's kid.

I made it clear by stating that getting pumped and dumped as a woman is equivalent to male cuckoldry, as the results of these actions in relation to child bearing are the losing state.

It's irrelevant of whether a child is conceived, actions cannot be separated from potential consequences.

Considering modern contraceptive technology, if someone finds out their spouse cheated on them, the betrayal of trust is usually the foremost offense, not the potential pregnancy...

Thanks for adding your opinion, but I don't really see how it's relevant to what I've said.

Considering how few cases of infidelity actually end up in pregnancy in proportion to their occurrence, it's a stupid standard for who can be a cuckold, given how obsessed this culture is with the concept.

That's what the root of the word is. If you don't like it, come up with another word.

Except not even you guys are using it in that context.

I do.

Oh good, I trust you'll be setting incels straight on the proper archaic usage of cuckold.

They generally use it correctly. As I said, I don't separate actions from potential consequences, so an individual who behaves in a way which would possibly result in his cuckoldry deserves to be called a cuckold. JFL if you're still stuck in the 3rd dimension in 2018.

I like to get technical about the usage of words except when it suits me

Whoa... So this is the power of 4D...

Nope, not what I said. Thanks for playing though. And this would be 5D, brainlet.

Who the fuck cares, there is contraception now. Humanity strives to overcome the limitations of nature, that is one that's already over with so, again, who the fuck cares if women can get impregnated once a year, they still can have sex without getting impregnated

Ever women why women can have unlimited orgasms, and men can only have one? Checkmate, atheists.

Yes agreed 1000000% I will post my story soon

Losing your shit over your partner finding someone else attractive is super insecure. She said she liked Jeff shirtless. She didn't fantasize about dumping her BF for some Chaos Theory dick. There's a huge difference between finding someone hot and wanting to be in a loving relationship with someone. Many mature, stable couples point out to each other when they think someone is attractive. I swear, I'm super socially retarded but most guys here seem to get their understanding of social dynamics from romcoms and TV shows.

I think you are reading a little too much into this, fwend.

He is a cuck because he made a whole fucking painting on a joking comentary made by some random girl he just met that day about the sexual attractiveness of another male. That's insane and reaches the level of a truly insane cuck.

He didn’t meet her and then that day went and got a painting for her to present her later. She mentioned she loved that scene on their first date and then later on in the relationship he gave the fantastic present to her. I love that scene too and I would find the humor in a gift like that.

Cuck? Not really. Pathetic - most likely.

Don’t mind these delusional people

C U C K

*normal person

"normal" whatever that means

Lol

How is this cuck not banned yet?

Are you literally retarded? It's because she is lusting after another man.

So people in relationships don't watch porn or find other people attractive? Good luck with that.

The fuck? Either you are a troll or a massive cuck.

When you'll get a girl let check out if you'll stop wanking on porn and finding other chicks attractive, and then read again this whole post. If you can, congratulations, you're the tiny percentile of population who becomes mentally exclusive once in a relationship!

1. Difference between men finding other women attractive and a women finding other men attractive.

2. Difference between being attracted but trying to suppress it because you know it's wrong or openly shoving it into your partners face.

1. What's the difference?

2. That changes from couple to couple, and it's okay to stabilize such boundaries with your partner or leave her if she's stubborn to share those thoughts with you. But don't think that people in relationship don't sometimes fantasize over other people because it's very uncommon.

Ok let's leave it like this. We obviously have different views on things.

Typical response from some retarded white knight cuck faggot.

That’s a beautiful painting and a really sweet gesture on the guy’s end

I think that too!

but it would be better if he just paid Jeff to come and fuck her ass

I don’t think she wants that

God forbid people actually like their girlfriends and treat her like a friend.

You're just jealous of this rad painting.

Damn right 😎👉

He is a cuck because he made a whole fucking painting because a joking comentary made by some random girl he just met that day about the sexual attractiveness of another male. That's insane and reaches the level of a truly insane cuck.

It would be very different if they were already into a rock solid relationship. But it was their first date and the girl was non serious about it! Remembering that detail and making a whole panting for a girl you just met is insane.

Did you even fucking read it? He made the painting three months later when they were in a relationship. Remembering a detail she said on her first date is not a creepy thing to do.

You’ve never been in a really relationship have you?

That's a question you have to ask? lol

It’s always nice to ask before hand, even if you know the answer.

He made the painting 4 months later

If he had shown up at her doorstep the next morning with that painting, then yes, it would be pretty pathetic. But it was four months later. They were apparently in a committed relationship at that point. Remembering something for four months really isn't that big a deal.

And if the "sexual" component of it rubs you the wrong way: This is a sign of confidence. He knows she was just joking and wouldn't dump him to fuck Jeff Goldbloom.

Chad doesn’t buy women gifts, yet they all still want his cock.

The state of norman relationships lmao.

"I jokingly sucked few dick last night while being drunk with the girls, my bf took it like a champ tho" teehee😊

"just kidding, one of them banged me hard and now my boyfriend is so supportive that if I get pregant then he will be besides me".

This has nothing to do with being a cuck.

The picture looks like something you’d find in a gay man’s apartment. Women don’t even like this kind of Chad anymore.

You seem very angry, have you tried wanking?

Low iq trolling

I know you are but what am I

(It’s becoming self aware!)

i just really feel bad for all the normies who come here with good intentions. trolls like you ruin discussion for everyone.

There was no discussion to ruin.

Save your pity for your pity wank ;-)

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This is your brain on Normocaine.

Looks like that’s your brain with a nervous tick lol.

Looks like that’s your brain with a nervous tick

You're not even trying to make sense.

The repetitive winking. It’s like a nervous tick. An eye flinch or something like that.

Just because you don’t under stand doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense.

Now that's a guy who listens and trolls the long game.

You're making fun of him but he has a girlfriend and you guys don't.

This gift is very awesome because it shows he listens, cares, and has a great sense of humor proving he is secure in his manhood. That sort of confidence is catnip and that sort of thoughtfulness is sexy.

Jeff goldblum is not a threat That you lol as if he were is why you are incel.

No, it’s not because some incels make illogical statements.

It’s because of facial attractiveness. She liked him because he’s attractive. The fact that he’s also funny is just an extra, it had no effect on the initial attraction.

Are you trying to say that the guy wouldn't have gotten a date if he hadn't been attractive (to her!)? Yes, that's probably true. But it won't make things last. If I'm browsing for books to read, I will tend to be more attracted to books with interesting covers, before I even read the title. Because I simply don't know what's inside them. But I won't buy it and then just stare at the cool cover forever. If the content doesn't hold up, I won't finish it. In fact, if the content is good, I will soon stop caring about the cover

You know, it just occured to me that if I had bad intentions, I could just say “Did you just compare human relationships to books? People are not fucking objects”. I’ve been told this many times when I tried to make an analogy. I digressed, sorry.

My point is, when women say they like men with good personalities, they actually mean they like good-looking men who also happen to have good personalities. This is why for an incel focusing on his personality is useless. Until he meets a certain treshold of attractiveness, he can’t do anything, however good his personality might be. Same with men with a sense of humour, men with great hobbies or men who like animals.

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You know, it just occured to me that if I had bad intentions, I could just say “Did you just compare human relationships to books? People are not fucking objects”. I’ve been told this many times when I tried to make an analogy. I digressed, sorry.

There's a difference between an analogy and a comparison...

My point is, when women say they like men with good personalities, they actually mean they like good-looking men

I really don't understand why this is always treated like such a revelation. Yes, people are attracted to attractive people. Go figure. What's often overlooked though is that
1. There aren't really any universal standards for physical attractiveness. Yea, there are some features that are pretty universally seen as unattractive but from what little I've seen so far, most dudes who come here and act like they're horrible, disfigured ghouls don't have any of those features.
2. It's correct that your physical appearance matters but it's mostly the parts you have control over. Yes, a certain level of "professionalism" is expected in our daily lives, regardless of whether we're looking for a job or trying to score a date. For example, women are kinda expected to wear makeup and shave their legs and men are expected to groom their facial hair (no matter how long it may be). If you went to a job interview in baggy pants and a wrinkly shirt, wearing a fuzzy, long beard and greasy hair, you'd have a very small chance to get the job, no matter how impressive your resumé may be. But nobody in their right mind would argue that companies are lying bitches because they only like good-looking employees. Looks matter for men who are trying to find a woman not because it's everything women care about but it's the first thing she can tell about you and first impressions matter.

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Don’t tell me you’ve never seen an IncelTears user saying “did you just compare x to y” after an incel or anyone who just doesn’t agree with them makes an analogy. It’s like the second most often used phrase there, right after “and they wonder why women don’t touch them”.

If women didn’t have a sort of a hive-mind when it comes to whom they find attractive, then why did Holden Nowell’s profile get hundreds of matches, while mine got none? I had photos up where I kept all of what you said, and still. The only plausable explanation is that women have almost uniform preferences when it comes to men, and those preferences relate to men’s genetically coded facial aesthetics.

Don’t tell me you’ve never seen an IncelTears user saying “did you just compare x to y”

I haven't. I don't visit that sub and I haven't been around this one long enough to meet an IT.

If women didn’t have a sort of a hive-mind when it comes to whom they find attractive, then why did Holden Nowell’s profile get hundreds of matches, while mine got none?

Because Tinder or similar apps are absolutely shitty samples. They're built for a very specific purpose and to attract a very specific user base. Furthermore, if her goal is to have a hot one-night-stand, she might place a lot of importance on looks because who the fuck cares about humor, hobbies, interests and all the other things in that scenario? It's only about sexual pleasure. But if she's looking for a relationship, non-physical aspects suddenly become a lot more important and rise above physical appearance on the list.

Don’t kid yourself, Tinder attracts all kinds of users, mostly from our generations. It’s a lot more than a one night stand app.

The fact is, women generally don’t care about your personality, only your looks when it comes to dating. Go over to /r/blackpillscience if you still believe im the fairytale of women liking men’s personalities.

The fact is, women generally don’t care about your personality, only your looks when it comes to dating. Go over to /r/blackpillscience if you still believe im the fairytale of women liking men’s personalities.

Regardless of whether that stuff is true, I'm not sure why I should volountarily depress myself even more.

Dis iz y u incel

no girl would respect such a beta man.

This is why downvoting button should be visable.

This post is (mostly) a joke.

proving he is secure in his manhood

I agree wholeheartedly with you. :) I’m so secure with my manhood that I let my girlfriend have sex with other people because I can’t sexually satisfy her. It’s a win win. :))

Jeff goldblum is not a threat [but you think he is], this is why you are incel.

Oh god lol, most original Dis iz y I've ever read.

this is a joke, but ok

See that's a total alpha move, I bet her boyfriend has a 10 inch shlong and a jawline that could slice a phonebook.

When he has to open tin cans, he grabs them with his long shlong and then cuts them open with his chin.

Cuck gets fucked. I guess it worked for him. Reminder: get good at something. Women like men who are good at something. Also, this painting so good I'm slightly aroused myself.

I'm slightly aroused myself.

Can't blame you...

Pathetic. Ugh.

Running gags = cuckoldry now, apparently.

JFL at giving your wife something to jack off to while you’re away. You know she’s probably chucking him bad.

Cope. You wish you had artistic talent and a girlfriend

That ain't a cuck, that's the start of a beautiful relationship between two shitposting memelords.

Edgy numale "memelord" is about to get cucked, my friend.

Bloody hell you fellas seem to be triggered by a painting. I'm sure when you get girlfriends you'll have wearing a burka.

I mean i've read some ridiculous shit on here but this takes the biscuit. Surely you can't be threatened by a painting of jeff fucking Goldblum.

Meh I don't think he's a cuck, its what his GF wanted. Now he would've been a cuck if he gave her that painting along with a Gucci bag

I wonder how the date would've gone if he had been the one to talk about a famous women he liked seeing half naked and wanted a giant painting of.

Hopefully she won't end up cheating which would make me feel like a fool if I had spent time to paint that for her. It's a nice gift, and was given months after smashing, so it was given correctly, but I just hope it's worth it. I regret all of my awesomeness that I've shared with foids, much of it was for nothing.

He is a cuck because he made a whole fucking painting because a joking comentary made by some random girl he just met that day about the sexual attractiveness of another male. That's insane and reaches the level of a truly insane cuck.

It would be very different if they were already into a rock solid relationship. But it was their first date and the girl was non serious about it! Remembering that detail and making a whole panting for a girl you just met is insane.

Chad doesn’t buy women gifts, yet they all still want his cock.

When he has to open tin cans, he grabs them with his long shlong and then cuts them open with his chin.

You know, it just occured to me that if I had bad intentions, I could just say “Did you just compare human relationships to books? People are not fucking objects”. I’ve been told this many times when I tried to make an analogy. I digressed, sorry.

My point is, when women say they like men with good personalities, they actually mean they like good-looking men who also happen to have good personalities. This is why for an incel focusing on his personality is useless. Until he meets a certain treshold of attractiveness, he can’t do anything, however good his personality might be. Same with men with a sense of humour, men with great hobbies or men who like animals.

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Ok let's leave it like this. We obviously have different views on things.