The bare minimum to be able to get a tinder match as a male in 2018

60  2018-05-01 by Trees_Are_Racist

49 comments

Hot af

Gay

Man even mybstraight boss with a wife said he would suck dat dick

Can you suck mine? I'm willing to go out on a limb here

I would if you wore even a partial fursuit, the same things that turn woman off because of genetics have no effect when it comes to mens attraction to each other.

I especially like it if you make a wimpering noise just before you cum, it acts as a warning and is super cute

I'm really hairy is that okay?

Hot, yes that is fine and even a turn on

Why the fuck did you show this to your boss.

He internet detective figured out i was gay

And what's the matter being gay?

It's a mental disorder. Downvote and rage all you want, I don't care for the arguments with which you will reply

Did daddy and mommy told you that's a disorder because you had "feelings" for the neighbour boy?

Now you're using it as an insult, so you just demonstrated that being gay is wrong.

Brainlet

LOL That's what i would call selective reading, don't worry because other people told you its a disorder it's just natural

That‘s why you asked the other user if he would suck your dick. Hahahaaa, pathetic.

Imagine being so fucked in the head you can't see an obvious joke when you come across it.

You're fucking retarded. Fuck off normcunt

Hahaaaa, such a funny joke now that I see it. Oh man, you‘re so funny that your dick must be sucked 24/7. Hahahaaa, I‘m so fucking desperate that I ask a gay guy to suck my furry cock but it‘s just a joke. That‘s the level of joke I come to reddit.

Only retards argue that it's not, no one says why it isn't mental disorder.

It would certainly be considered one except that the technical definition of a disorder is an abnormality that causes impairment of personal function. So for example, being transgender would be considered a disorder because it causes dysphoria, which causes a whole host of issues that lead to a person not being able to normally function. (Depression being a huge one.) Being gay does not negatively affect someone’s life except for other people’s dislike of it. Being gay does not cause any issues directly, it only causes issues as a result of homophobia. Depression is often associated with gay people, but it is not a direct result of the gayness itself.

Does that make sense?

Yes, because I didn't know the definition of mental disorder, it's still not normal, tho.

Oh it’s definitely an abnormality. It only affects about 10% of the population. There are scientists trying to figure out how it happens, nobody has an answer yet though.

This whole incel thing is probably a false flag to have a excuse watching male body's at peak performance.

Chad Marines

that's a valid point.

this is suitable for grindr only

Yup, gaycels exist b/c Steve only wants Chad

You have to be the ugliest human being in the world to be a gaycell ... it's so easy for a gay to get boys

You don't know gays, they have racial standards. An average black guy gets no messages on grindr

You whitecels get hit up instantly because gays are like Asian women in white men

The ignorance from incels is huge

If you're a darkie then go with the darkies , why would you date a white? Or try to be heterosexual because all white girls love huge blacks dicks

"jUsT bE hEtErOsEXuAL?!?!?!?"

And because attractive blacks don't fuck with you either, they date outside their race

Find another ugly black gay , with a bit of luck you may even get aids

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Worked for me

I am gonna cum

Jesus this dude has the body on par with an Olympian God sculpture.

This is what you need to betabuxx nowadays. Female standards are just that fucking high.

You realize you can’t group all women together right? Plenty of women who date ugly men

Who is considered "ugly men" to you? Kit Harington?

That dude is pretty good looking. Give me a real one, come on

Sergi Constance with his synthol delts. JFL.

Is that Jesse Custer? Face sure looks like him. Can't remember the actor though.

Also this physique is achievable within 2-5 years, if you're not really badly out of shape now.

LOL u clearly don't lift this guy is roided out of his mind. He's a well known fitness model. Unless your blasting gear your not even going to get close to this look in a few years.

Train regularly in line with your goals, 3-5 times a week for 2-5 years depending on your genes, eat really well, do a workout before taking your picture to get the pump going, get proper lighting and voila, you should look something like this. I'm more of a martial arts guy myself, but I have seen many people achieve this kind of results with proper work ethics and motivation. Actors do it all the time.

I made a fucking Ugandan Knucles tinder profile and got matches. If you can't get any match it's you, not women

Never in a million years will they believe you. At this point they just want to be negative

I don't believe you the same way I don't believe flat Earthers.

I’m surprised everyone on this sub isn’t a flat earther

not far from truth

at least face-wise

He kind of looks like a wax figure...

Dat right tit.

You just gave some fap material for the female AND male IT lurkers

I’m just trying to show how it’s over

Dont rly agree tbh

Who is considered "ugly men" to you? Kit Harington?