I'm a Girl or ""Femoid"" As You'd Call Me, I like My Boyfriend For His Personality
43 2018-04-04 by Cold_Establishment
He's 6'3 and got 8/10 on the PSL scale but honestly that's not why I like him. When I first met him he was very shy and wouldn't talk to me, it was soooo cute. When I heard him stutter it was awkward and sweet. I loved it. I found out he never had a job in his life and had no plans, that shows me he's chill and I like that shit. Turns out he never showers in his life, that shows me he's a true man since he doesn't care what others think. He is also very emotional which I think is very brave for a man to be, he cried in front of me about how he's never had a job and how he has a criminal and mental record for torturing animals, but ya know we all make mistakes teehee.
So see. My 8/10 boyfriend may be hot, but I like him for his persaonlity.
50 comments
1 rockpoolshark10 2018-04-04
Nobody cares troll
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
Stop trolling bro.
1 rockpoolshark10 2018-04-04
Stop trolling brav
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
troll again and you'll be banned
1 rockpoolshark10 2018-04-04
Whatever
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
sure everyone but me gotta grow some balls and learn
1 rockpoolshark10 2018-04-04
How are the feels today?
1 finnanut27 2018-04-04
Blocked for being retarded
1 me_irls_puppet 2018-04-04
He is hot so obviously subliminally that's what you went for not his so called "personality"
1 llama0llama 2018-04-04
I respect you trying to prove a point, but I'm warning you that these people will jump on you with stuff like "his shyness wouldn't be cute if he was ugly" or "why am I made fun of if I don't shower? it's because he's hot"
I'm just warning you, cause you got a big storm coming :)
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
Well yeah thats the whole point of the comment. These are all features that are associated with things girls hate but because he's Chad they are all good features.
1 llama0llama 2018-04-04
Well..
lol
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-04-04
That's true though. Halo effect and all that.
1 GoodbyeYall333 2018-04-04
Mother of double digit IQ...
1 GeneticCleansing 2018-04-04
I cannot believe that normies fall for the most obvious bait every time.
How could you read this and come up with "yeah this isn't satire" AND THEN PROCEED TO AGREE WITH THEM????
2 negatives there. I cannot imagine reading the OP and getting past the first one (believing it isn't satire), but then agreeing with the serious version...
k.
1 Awesomeajh1 2018-04-04
Lol, this post is clearly satire
1 shakelicknstick 2018-04-04
You faggot ass bitch
1 dullsite 2018-04-04
You know things are bad when I had to get to the job bit before I knew you were joking.
1 Lv100_BixNood 2018-04-04
Teehee.
1 Klopaper 2018-04-04
You are either a satirical troll or cum dumpster who tinks that her fcking opion matters. In the second case: Fck off
1 Mr_Self__Destruct 2018-04-04
How stupid do you have to be to not catch the sarcasm 😂
1 Klopaper 2018-04-04
It's the fcking internet. There is even a video about a grill on youtube, who claims that we are running out of gravity and the Flat earth society has member "all around the globe". So don't blame me but rather the internet
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
It's called a joke. Holy shit fuck off. Half this sub is this type of humour
1 r4risbullshit 2018-04-04
This made me laugh a little too hard.
First sentence alone had me in stitches.
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
thanks man
1 LiquidDreamtime 2018-04-04
It’s creepy how much time you Incels spend pretending to be women.
1 r4risbullshit 2018-04-04
It's not as creepy on how much time inceltears users spend time pretending to be incels to stir up the pot.
This post was purely for mocking. How that escaped your head is a bit concerning.
1 LiquidDreamtime 2018-04-04
Yeah, I get the “joke”. But it’s creepy.
I’ve never pretended to be an incel and I don’t think very many have either. I wish you all well and I hope you escape the darkness of this toxic culture.
1 geneticwaste43 2018-04-04
Pay for my facial reconstruction and ill CYA VIRGINS LOL right now
1 Mac2311 2018-04-04
It's free to change your personality, little secret, I've seen it work. Feel free to self loath since it is easier.
1 AT0MIC_ACE_PUGG 2018-04-04
Changing his personality won't help him escape.
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-04-04
It's free to get a sense of humor,you should try jt
1 geneticwaste43 2018-04-04
Only 6 3 props guuuurl for scooping up a manlet taking one for the team hope his bank is 7 figs gurll u deserve it yaaas girllllll slaaaaaay 😚😚👻👻👻😠😘😝😝👻👻😝👻👻😞🌽🌽😰😰
1 escapetheinceldom 2018-04-04
You go girl!!!
1 CopingManletGymcel1 2018-04-04
Fucking stop, you're killing me loool
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
thanks man
1 BirtopiaReborn 2018-04-04
This is quality. I expect more good posts from you brother.
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
I won't let you down man. Some of my posts are just personal things but I'll try to keep up the satire
1 Cock_Demon 2018-04-04
Wow not even 6'5, you're definitely a trooper honey.
1 JEvo77 2018-04-04
Are you the 1.5 incel then?
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
I'm a 1 or 2
1 JEvo77 2018-04-04
Aye don't get killed by this dude yo. No offense but he sounds like he's not right in the head friend
1 IlNeige 2018-04-04
Yeah...I know what joke you think you're making, but any guy who can't set aside ten minutes for basic hygiene ain't getting laid, no matter what he looks like.
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
If he was Chico he would. Girls think sweat from chads is awesome.
1 IlNeige 2018-04-04
Sure, buddy.
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
yeah sure girls only like chad since he showers.
1 IlNeige 2018-04-04
Stop using memes as an excuse not to wash your ass.
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
I do wash my ass, why don't you?
1 IlNeige 2018-04-04
Yet you seem to think that not smelling like shit is somehow optional when to comes to interacting with other people.
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
Because some days I smell like shit and other days I don't. I don't notice a difference. I do shower but over night i get smelly again for some reason and often I don't put on deodorant because i know it doesn't make a difference anyway.
1 AnarchistPermavirgin 2018-04-04
G8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 m8
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
Actually it was a joke.
1 llama0llama 2018-04-04
Well..
lol
1 Cold_Establishment 2018-04-04
thanks man