Throwback to old dogcel. Sadly he is in doggy heaven now. May your soul Rest In Peace poor dog. I’m glad you gave me the love I needed when no human would.

111  2018-04-04 by Chef_Lamar

210 comments

:( no

Sorry to hear about dogcel.

Thanks. I know I’ve said some nasty thugs to you in the past but I was just angry. Now that my poor dog is dead I can meet him in heaven and not bother anyone anymore

Will you get another doggie in the future?

No I’m probably gonna kill myself tonight. I don’t want any other dog other than him and I plan on seeing him. If there is a god he will let me see my dog.

If you do that then he'll just become your God so that when you're alive again you'll secretly wish you're dead. It will never end.

wow you finally said something not shit for once

I pity your dog more than any femoid run over by truck

Rip

there are other dogs that look the same. just adopt another one, boyo

I can’t just replace my fucking dog the only thing that’s ever loved me. There are dogs that look like him but there are no dogs that are him.

so you are not going to get another one?

Nope probably just rope from here

Don't rope. In time you might find you're ready for another dog. It's not a betrayal of the one you've lost.

Why would you tell anyone what to do or not to do. Scumbag.

Why would you comment something like that on a post that's clearly meant to be supportive? Troll.

Im the troll? No. You are a positivity cult retard.

Would you rather I told him no other dog would ever love him and that he'll die alone? You'd like that wouldn't you. It's like crabs in a fucking bucket in here, it really is.

Id rather you fucked off

I'm sure you would. Bad luck.

Blocked, fatso

Heartbreaking.

Only someone who has never known the love of a dog could say that. They are irreplaceable.

There is only one dogcel

That’s so sad. RIP, dogcel. He looks like he was a very good boy.

He was the bestest boy

My heart for yours honey. I lost a good girl last year. It’s never easy.

May he rest peacefully, and may you find comfort in your memories of him.

I’m gonna see him again soon if there is a god he would let me see him

I don’t know about God, but if he exists, I would think animals would be allowed in heaven.

I really hope death isn’t just nothingness like life

Life is what you make it, my dear.

But I do hope yours gets easier, and brighter.

Send him nudes. It's the least you can do.

Absolutely not

Then your words are just empty platitudes. Besides, you already sent someone nudes, what's the big deal with one more person?

'Ok Mr Amazing-tony, I think we've found the source of the problem. A simple procedure and a course of antibio-'

'TITS OR GTFO'

You heartless bitch

You’re fucking stupid, mate.

LOL

LMFAO

I don’t want to see her wicked tits right now. I’m grieving the loss of my dog

If there is a heaven I would imagine there are only dogs in it, and the very occasional saintly cat.

Get the fuck out virtue-signalling landwhale piece of shit

He died?

You were posting him a lot before. Did you know his time was near..?

He was wheezing a lot and was standing on his tippy toes so I took him to the vet and he gave him a couple of weeks. I had hoped it wasn’t serious even though the vet said it was. I didn’t believe him. Dogcel had a bone disease of some sort and that’s what fucking killed him. A bone disease.

Only a few millimeters of bone separate a dogcel from dogchad.

Sorry for your loss my dude. Dogs never live long enough.

Funny because he died of a bone disease. I don’t think I can live without him. I’m gonna see him in doggy heaven soon.

I almost roped a couple weeks back. When my dog dies I may rope then

How long has he been dead?

RIP man. I still remember the dogcel posts.

It pains me when I see an innocent animal die. Especially when that animal was the only friend that a human had. RIP brother.

He passed away today. I let him play with his best dog friend and I’m glad he got to be extra happy on his final day.

Sounds like osteosarcoma? Somewhat common in some breeds. It can be very quick. I'm so sorry about your loss, but I'm glad he had a good life and was well taken care of. So many dogs never find their humans.

Yeah atleast he had a good life and in return he gave me affection. I’m gonna miss him jumping into bed with me and curling up by my legs

I'm so sorry man. You were a good owner! You've loved him. You gave him a good life.. so sorry man, take care of yourself

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Sorry for your loss brother.

Thanks it means a lot

Damn i remember dogcel, may he rest in peace ):

Poor doggo, he was so adorable. :(

My cat died of cancer two months ago, he was kinda chaddy until he was castrated, but still, sorry for your loss, if the only people giving you constant love and affection are animals you know you are a truecel.

Roasties killed him

If any slut touched my dog I would gladly go to jail for life for him.

Sorry for your loss man. RIP dogcel

Thanks

Sorry man I know how you feel

Death awaits all living beings.

I will remember warmth that your bond with Dogcel brought into this wicked world.

My only dog died a few years ago, she was old as shit (19 years old for a yellow lab) and couldn’t even walk or bark at the end. I wanted to get her put down well before she was but my sister didn’t want that.

Damn 19 Year’s is a long time. Dogcel was almost 4 years old. His birthday was April 11th and he didn’t even get to live to that.

That's not old. It's fcking young for a dog. F

What did he die of?

Some bone disease. I can’t remember off the top of my head

Dogcel will be remembered.

That’s what he would want.

No9ooooooooooooo.........!!!!!!!!!

Poor dogcel. Too pure for this world.

Look at his magnificent gaze , rip dogcel. Even though I never really knew you personally, my heart is in pieces and I will never ever forget you. We will meet again in incel heaven. What a tragedy.

I will reach incel heaven and see dogcel soon.

F

I'm incredibly sorry for your loss. My dog is my only friend and the thought of losing him hurts more than any other thought.

Hold him tight. I’m seriously contemplating suicide because I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Hug him for as long as you can, for dogcel.

Absolutely will do man, yet again I'm so fucking sorry

give yourself time. we all will die some day. two months ago dogcel was doing his thing. between then and now he had good times. do you regret those times just because they are gone? death will come for us all, you can experience the present until you meet him, you can take your time to grieve and then begin to move into a new phase of life.

Very sorry for your loss.

Thanks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY :((((((((((( I WANT DOGCEL BACK :((((

Damn bro, sorry to hear about that. I'll make sure to give extra hugs to mine when I get back home. My condolences on your loss.

Please do.

Rest in peace Dog

I'm very sorry to hear about your dog. Sad to say we had to have our dog put down this morning, he'd stopped eating and an exploratory op found a massive tumour in his stomach. Shine on Dogglebum, you were a very Good Boy.

I hope you gave him hugs beforehand. Didn’t even get to sit with my little puppy before he died. He died alone and wondering where I was

We did go over there this morning before the op, I'm very glad we made the effort, considering we thought this was a routine thing. I'm so sorry you didn't get the chance. Although he was frail our boy knew we were there. Your dog was wondering where you were, but look at it this way- he died excited he was going to see you soon.

I'm sorry for your loss. No human is capable of the level of dedication and love our dogs show us.

Please tell me im not low T because I almost cried with the title+pic combo, specially when you said he only got to live 4 years. There is nobfucking fairness in this world. I hate nature. I hate organic life. I hate it all.

I hope you are able to form such a profound bond with another dog who may need your love. Not saying as a substitute, but like him, im sure there are more in need of some love and companionship.

FWIW, your dog mogged me

RIP doggy

I am so very sorry for your loss. Pets are family, and can definitely make some of the best friends life has to offer. I hope that your heart heals in time, and that you cherish those memories forever. Please don't kill yourself.

RIP good boy, I hope in heaven you will be able to chase your tale in a carpet all the time you want.

Haha thanks. You reminded me of when he was a puppy and he used to get mad at his tail and his shadow at the same time and would try to run from them

It's sad to look back on what was and what will never be anymore.

My cats are 4 years old, but they've already stopped doing a lot of their kitten stuff.

For instance, I'll never be able to hold them as kittens in 1 hand ever again.

It's just sad to look on things that will never happen again no matter what.

I'm so sorry for your loss OP. I have a dog and would be heartbroken if he died. Still, at some point you might want to adopt a new puppy. No it wouldn't the same dog but he would still love you and help you cope.

I’m done coping. Life isn’t fair. Fuck this life.

FUCK AM SAD AS SHIT RIP DOGCEL I REMEMBER WAKING UP AND EATING BREAKFEAST AND SEEING DOGCEL ON THE FRONT PAGE OF BRAINCELS :(((((

Chef my apologies

It’s all good brother, but it all ends either tonight or tomorrow and I hope that there is an afterlife so I can see my fucking dog.

Sorry about dogcel man. I liked seeing him get posted here, he was a cute little doglet.

How long did you have dogcel

FUCK

No. Fuck. Not dogcel. I’m really sorry OP, I liked seeing him on the front page. I could tell he was a very good boy. My condolences.

Not even four years old.

I could tell how much he meant to you.

And then this happens.

Life always has to fuck us over, doesn't it?

Well considering all you do is expect bad things, of course they will continue to happen to you. Change your mindset, and stop expecting bad things and I guarantee you it will change

Changing his mindset would have stopped his dog from dying from a bone disease?

lol

It could have given him more years, yes. Christopher reeves? Never should have been able to move a limb again, but he didn't give up and eventually was able to move multiple fingers and his legs in water. Stephen hawking should have died so many years before he did, but they didn't mentally give up. Look it up, it's the power of your mind over your body. Will it always work? No, but a positive mindset and attitude is contagious. Look up the power of the subconscious mind by Joseph Murphy. You'll probably just laugh at it, but it changed my life.

You’re a fucking idiot if you think mentality has anything to do with it hahahahahahahaha retard

I would rather be a retard than a virgin, because even retards get laid.

Reply to this so I can block you for being retarded

Go fuck yourself, asshole.

Ahh time to report you for harassment

Lmao thats harassment?

That’s subjective but I’m sure that nobody here wants your presence

I'll leave, this place is depressing anyway

lmao it's sports science guy

RIP

good

RIP. My Catcel died this year aswell. May St. Blackops2cel guide them to salvation.

Did it not get any either?

He was a very good boy and I’m sure you made him very happy when he was here. Dogcel will live on in our hearts.

Here are a few good boys! I'm a bot.

add dogcel to the list

He completely mogs you no doubt. Cute dog.

He mogged everyone

Why not fuck the dog homie?

You're fucked in the head

I've fucked dog in the head*

Yikes

And you mentally ill fucks wonder why no one will sleep with you

It was justa meme homie😂

Haha great meme dude, so funny. Try it at a party I'm sure the girls will love it.

I'll take your word for it bud😉

I’m sorry for your loss. I know how it feels for this to happen, it’s horrible. I, like you didn’t want to get another pet. However I remembered how many of them still need homes and a loving family.

Women < dogs

Man im so sorry :(

The best thing you can do if you're alone is to get a pet.

It looks adorable! Don’t call it names (or call yourself names, for that matter.)

my father ran over a cat i had....ITS OVER.

Same, My dog is the biggest form of love I have.

Why is this attention whoring faggotry sticked?

Sorry for your loss. RIP dogcel

I'm very sorry for your loss.

Dogcel will live on in our hearts.

"You gave me the love no one else would." You didnt fuck him did you? 😲

probably

This actually brought tears to my eyes. Animals are much better than humans. Dogcel is in a better place... As all of us incels will be one day.

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for the dogcel, its finally over, see you on the other side friend

I’m so sorry for your loss. I have tons of pets, and I know how hard it is to lose one. Just know that you gave him a great life to the best of your ability. He’ll always be in your heart no doubt, but with time you’ll be able to remember happy times with him. May he Rest In Peace.

Who thinks that dog licked his junk I think that dog licked his junk Rope Rope Rope

Thing is kid I’m not obsessed with sex like you. All I wanted from my dog was his love and affection. Not for him to lick my balls. And the first thing you think of when a fellow incels only source of love dies is “haha u fuck ur dog.” Why are you even thinking about that? You seem like the one to fuck a dog for sex weird cunt. And I am gonna rope but I’m taking you with me. Cya soon.

LOL you'd probably fuk it up your whole life is seeped ineptitude

Speak English dumb cunt. Pm me address and see what happens

He's just a troll don't mind him. Honestly I have a favorite dog and if he dies I don't know what I'd do. Hope you're doing OK buddy, dogcel always cheered me up. We could always talk if you need to and stufd

How much you reciprocated the source of the is suspect 2 years? a dachshund mini Pinscher whatever it is both have a life span over 10 most small dogs do what the fuck did you do

He died of a bone disease stupid cunt.

Definitely in a better place now he deserved a mom a father and a couple of kids to play with

He ran from little kids. Little shits always fucked with him. He wasn’t a family dog.

Whatcha gonna do....thats right notin ba da da da ..da da.. Can't Touch This

I’m not 10 minutes away from you but I’m omw

Sweet lets do this

That's what I thought

It's definitely the incels with the shitty personalities, yup. Not the normies who invite themselves here, and trash someone for losing their dog, nope.

Nope it's because of who he is in general the dog was just the sharpest Thorn to stick in his side . Hard to have sympathy for a creepy dick head that hates everyone and turns on the people that support him on a dime because they're not the people that he wants to support him. And your little toxic Echo chamber disguised as a support group isn't fooling anybody the internet's watching and making some Bank on YouTube videos about you

"Hard to have sympathy for a creepy dick head that hates everyone and turns on the people that support him on a dime."

Dude.

This thread was about a guy who loved his dog, he's not turning on people who are supporting him through the loss of his damn dog, you arrogant cuck.

I was talking about his post history and reputation as a whole

I mean, if we're looking at post histories and reputation as a whole, I don't think you can judge him on any moral high ground, judging on the material inside of yours.

I help the young ones that are being groomed by the older ones to just be a voice in their Echo chamber so they can affirm their distorted worldview. Your self-indulgent pitiful Community has become a YouTube Gold mine. You're the ones who going to make the young ones rope. Fucking murderers

Then why did you waste the clicks to copy and paste we all can scroll up. Fucking dry dicks man

Do I upload because of popper or do I down for it because your mom gay that's why she eats my pussy got them I used voice to text for this don't judge me

I'm so sorry

Sorry for your loss

Once again sociopathic normeshits that are completely void of empathy show their true colors. Your amazing personalities just shine through.

Doggos are truly one of the most innocent and loveable species on the planet. RIP little buddy

Yeah if OP wasn’t a shameless racist

Lmao you realize it only makes me happy when you IT cucks follow me to tell people I’m racist. You took time it of your day to type that and look through my post history.

Lel did you really follow this guy around and reee in his 8 day old thread? I'm not an incel by any means, just a respectful lurker, but you IT guys are several folds more toxic than the guys in this sub. These are guys who have severe mental issues and have been brigaded and harassed by sad, lonely beta boys like you for years now and then banned for defending themselves. Anyone who stalks a guy around on this site to pop in and say "heyuuy ur racist u shit" is truly the pathetic one. Maybe hit the gym, get that testosterone up and work on bettering yourself you waste of space and organs.

”I’m not an incel”

calls other people beta boys

Pick one or the other, not both.

Damn dude that's some 4D projection right there. Back to the friend zone with you ;)

LMAO no wonder you are and incel. That dog is pathetic. Real men have pitbulls. Rottweilers. German shepherds. Not that doglets.

Dogs get more pussy than us, i hate dogs. Good riddance.

what a fking cope, dog only loved you cuz you fed him

how does it make you feel to know if another family adopted it he would 'love' them just the same? dogs are literally whores

this guys dog died can y'all fucks show some respect

this guys dog died can *y'all fucks show some respect***

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COURTESY POST THAT OP IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE

This guy is being a racist asshole in other posts, here are some direct quotes in case he decides to delete them.

"No I didn’t commit suicide over my dog. And I’m calling niggers niggers. Whats wrong with that?"

"Wow gotta bring my dog into this. Also eat a banana, monkey. Ook ook."

"I call them niggers because I don’t like them. Not because some roasties are mud sharks."

"I’ve never had sex but many many MANY white men have. Whites are the most attractive race, that’s why we used to own you darkies. Our women thought you were disgusting."

"Made up statistic and mullato negroids are mostly ugly. Like 0.01% are even remotely attractive."

"Shut up nigger keep coping."

Just thought ya'll should know. Here's the post all of these comments occur on in case you want context.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8bcvbr/not_even_royalty_is_immune_to_cuckoldry/

A lot of people here already know I’m racist. And I’m not a pussy I don’t delete what I comment. NIGGER.

You're a pussy because you're a racist.

How does that make me a pussy? Go suck a monkey dick race traitor nigger.

Well I DID date an Iranian man for three years (although I did end up with another redneck like myself), how does THAT make you feel? I sucked hella brown dick in those three years

MEers are ok. I just personally don’t enjoy the company of niggers... it’s just where I’m at. I don’t like them.

I’m glad your dog is dead

WOWEE so edgy

Mhm says the guy who spews racial slurs

No I’m nit racist to be edgy. I genuinely don’t like a lot of black people unless I know them.

Oh

Move them north.

You’re not an asshole, your just an asshole.

LOL

It’s okay to a be a Cunt if someone else is mean 🤪

Don't target the poor dog :(

Why is it that all Incels have really bad cameras??

Fuckin doglet

Fuck that dog, and I'm glad your forever alone. Now if you'll excuse me I have some lovely white women I have to get back to snapchatting.

Hmm, I thought you didn’t like black things

Good, now he doesn’t live with a piece of shit human

Yeah atleast he had a good life and in return he gave me affection. I’m gonna miss him jumping into bed with me and curling up by my legs

That’s what he would want.

You're fucked in the head

Would you rather I told him no other dog would ever love him and that he'll die alone? You'd like that wouldn't you. It's like crabs in a fucking bucket in here, it really is.

Heartbreaking.

Yikes

I was talking about his post history and reputation as a whole

Then why did you waste the clicks to copy and paste we all can scroll up. Fucking dry dicks man

And you mentally ill fucks wonder why no one will sleep with you

Move them north.