Two hot Stacys offered me BJ's

85  2018-04-04 by SaltShaker8383

I walked by a booth and two Stacy's asked me If I "Wanted some BJ's". They were selling Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Lmao see you later, virgins.

25 comments

1  Joemo55 2018-04-04

Funny truth- the only time girls talk to me is when they are asking for money

1  rest_me123 2018-04-04

My initial thoughts when girls talk to me:

-„What does she want?“ -„She’s just talking to me because I’m a friend of the guy she’s attracted to.“ -„It‘s her job to be friendly to customers.“

1  Joemo55 2018-04-04

Yep... A girl used to talk to me... Got close to my friend through me and made out with him

1  KV-n 2018-04-04

At least you guys have friends.

1  Joemo55 2018-04-04

Blackpills don't work on straight dudes. If u don't it might be ur personality

1  KV-n 2018-04-04

It 100% is

1  Joemo55 2018-04-04

Bone up on comedy. Nobody likes a downer

1  Mrplum 2018-04-04

Brutal currencypill

1  JOE_ANUS 2018-04-04

I think PesoPill is better sounding. Currencypill sounds too much like Currycel

lets use Pesopill pal.

1  GeneticCleansing 2018-04-04

currencypill

hmmm

1  The_Real_Cannaman 2018-04-04

Illuminati confirmed

1  geneticwaste43 2018-04-04

Fakecel

1  KarlEss 2018-04-04

Lol. When I read BJs I thought of "Blow Jobs" instead of "Ben and Jerries"

2  captvic 2018-04-04

No shit

1  JoakingtheSecond 2018-04-04

This guy got the joke

1  The_Real_Cannaman 2018-04-04

Hahahaha IQ of a 5-year old

1  finnanut27 2018-04-04

Average mental capacity of an inceltears poster

1  watever_nvm 2018-04-04

*above average

1  PM_ME_TENDIE_STORIES 2018-04-04

r/brainletcels

1  dankvader23 2018-04-04

Get out chad

1  RezaWasTaken 2018-04-04

what flavour?

1  usernam028253954936 2018-04-04

Strawberry short cheesecake flavor or gtfo

1  advancedatheist 2018-04-04

Men should refuse offers of oral sex from women because anything a woman does to keep your penis away from her vagina is a form of rejection.

1  NightSkyPill 2018-04-04

See guys, he put himself out there!
You incels can also get BJs if you just approach and spend a bit of money on women.

1  bengalsturntup5532 2018-04-04

I wish i was you