Poor Chad, couldn't even get a white girl.

That's a really nice bathroom, I love the shower tiles.

well...

step 1. fap a little

step 2. get some rope and a tall place

step 3. ???

step 4. profit!

Smelly bathroom

r/nsfwcringe

Not every day. Some mornings she doesn't dance

Lol at normie pretending to be chad

Laugh away kiddo, makes no difference to me

Can confirm, this guy gets it at will

chad's orbiter

Nah

Why do you LARP as a rich teenage girl? So dumb lol

What's LARP

Live Action Role Play

I see. I dunno man I'm not going to go out of my way to change your mind.

That is actually a brazilian prostitute

price

probably around 200 dollars for the hour

op if in Brazil

If he wasn't Chad she would've been out by the time he woke up.

So cope.

Her name?

Kate Aubrey

ha, she doesn't have a feminine penis...nice try

No, this is porn

Keep denying bro, cope can be healthy for a while

Sorry, i'll adhere to the lifestyle glorifying a fictional character /s

What the fuck are you on about? This normaloids off his tree

Inceltears posters have such low I.Q that they need a symbol to know when something is satire lmfao

By chance if you say it’s porn do you have sauce?

Hot

Noice

I'm impressed with the bathroom. That shower looks wicked.

Cope. We all know you want that ass and not the bathroom.

I don't see where I said I want the bathroom over the phatassssssssss suck a fart out that bitch like a bong rip.

Virgin bubble bath vs. Chad shower

That's a difficult choice, who doesn't enjoy bubble baths?

They are fairly common in latin/south america. I have been to probably 10 different hotels in 3 different countries and they have e all been similar.

Pshhh. If he even keeps the roastie in his house that long after he cum dumped in her.

This gave me deppression and a boner at the same time

Excellent bathroom

It's over.

Her name? Please

Cute, but nothing special. Fake boobs and not enough real curves. meh.

Cope.

Why is that the brainless response to every valid point/argument?

Cope.

Friend, I ignore sluts like this who try to get my attention every single damn day. Cope with that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TFIejFkwSY

I'm sure you do, sweetie.

Agreed. Fucking plastic balloons in her chest and doesn’t work out. Hard pass.

Those implants are really sub-par. Look hard as a rock and don’t bounce at all.

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That’s a nice bathroom. Very modern.

Damn I wanna be Chad

First time a post in here is not fucking gay.

Landwhale. Her body looks so odd too I'm sure she has had a lot of surgery done but she can't do the one thing that she can actually control which is get her BMI down to 15-18. Smh women are so lazy

You have been banned from /r/braincels

You are now a moderator of /r/celabates

you dumb this bitch is thicc nigga

Landwhales appeal to low value males

Any very handsome man will tell you that she is gross.

Lmfao look at her waist to thigh ratio. Landwhales have even distribution between those two. Her waist is smaller than her thighs. She is slim thick u degenerate volcel

If I was an incel I would agree. I'm not though and this is the only body that attracts me https://imgur.com/a/Jliv0

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Smashing bones

LUL

Ew wtf

Cope harder

You'd definitely need to be a virgin to choose that girl over the one in the OP.

I’ve never slept with a landwhale so I wouldn’t know. But I will tell you a woman that looks like that the girl I sent bending over with her back arched is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

I just can't believe there's someone out there that's retarded enough to think that a girl with a thick, muscular ass like that is a 'landwhale.' She probably weighs less than a buck thirty, fuck off.

She is above BMI 18 therefore she is a landwhale. Her bone structure is poor and that is indicative by her lack of a thigh gap, and muscles are masculine, she is a woman. She is supposed to be feminine, her ass is not supposed to be muscular or large. C cup breasts are nice though the only bad thing about being strictly attracted to skinny girls is that C cups are rare asf on them. You need to be less hostile I don't know why you are so enraged

Lol. She isn't underweight (aka unhealthy) so she's a landwhale? Why do you use a personalized dumbfuck metric that no one else uses and isn't backed by any kind of science, research, or organization?

Stupidity of this magnitude angers me. I just guess we have to disagree on this point: that skeletal muscle, a basic organ system for both sexes, is masculine. And that if it is developed beyond what is required to slowly walk down a runway or strain to not fall over in a slight breeze, it's a negative trait to have as a woman.

And again, fucking a bag of bones doesn't feel good. Sure, you might be able to pick her up easier but that wouldn't be a problem for me. I've also never seen a girl with a thigh gap that wasn't extremely scrawny and unfit. IDK, some girls like string beans, some guys actually go for overweight and obese women. But don't pretend your dumbass knows enough about psychology, genetics, or physiology to spout bullshit like "Chads are all genetically superior and they all like underweight supermodels because they're also genetically superior (and not that they're famous, rich, or their faces are usually gorgeous)". Talk about a bunch of blanket statements, Batman. And in saying shit like that, you're also discrediting everyone who is more successful or more handsome than you by attributing it to genetics, as if you want genetics to take responsibility for your shortcomings.

"2/10 elbows too pointy"

I have no shortcomings, I've shown my pictures to a few incels here who I trusted, they will all tell you that I am ridiculously handsome. If I was genetic trash I would be attracted to landwhales too. It actually baffles me that you can look at that this girl and think "damn that's hot" it wasn't like this years ago I don't understand why this "thick" meme became so popular less than a decade ago landwhales like this barely existed now a ton of girls are striving for a body like this it is gross. Oh and your rating is mostly determined by your face, your body can't add too much but if you're a landwhale it can deduct a lot. Judging my what I saw of this girls face she is a ~ 5.5 slightly above average with potential 6.5 attractive.

Also you may ask why I post here if my life is so fulfilling and my answer to you is because I like to vent without being bombarded by angry monkeys. my outlooks on life are atypical and most people would consider me insane if I spoke my mind in real life. Also they are considered unpolitical and disrespectful for example I consider very handsome men to simply be superior to ugly or average men in all fields, I strongly believe your whole life story is decided by your genetics, and I'm a misogynist.

It's clear you have nothing of substance to say besides "this is the way it is because I said so".

I am friends with several very handsome men that are attracted to the same girls that I am attracted to. Just compare these two women's occupations, supermodel vs prostitute. That should be enough of an indicator that one of the, is at a higher level of beauty, Candice Swanepoel is objectively a 9/10 beautiful, this girl is a 5.5 with potential of 6.5 with weight loss. If you disagree, so be it.

I have seen pics of him and I can tell you he is defiantly top 1% of looks for his age.

I dunno if she gets that lower body from exercising. Gotta think if she did, her upper body would look like she had ever done a single push up, which it doesn’t. I think she’s just got genetics.

15-18 BMI is underweight...

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She looks like she'd snap a femur trying to stand up. Heroin chic isn't attractive to most people anymore, sorry.

She isn’t attractive to most people you are correct but she is attractive to her target audience which is super handsome men. She does not care about the opinions of genetic waste. That’s why she is a supermodel and the girl above is a fucking prostitute

Yikes

So much bullshit in so few words

Her face is pretty, her body must be perfect for showing off clothes from a designer standpoint, but the druggie look is disgusting.

I'm sure accomplished people who you assume to be genetically superior have a wide variety of taste in women just like the Gen pop.

Lol I thought you were usually serious...

I am serious though... she doesn’t have an attractive body have u not noticed that me and model harp on being slim?

Maybe not good for modeling agencies, but she would be a good movie star.

Most actresses I’ve seen are fairly skinny

Depends.

this is coming from a loser that cant talk to girls without sweating profusely

Generalizing a whole subreddit as the same person is quite ridiculous, anyone on here who has seen my pictures on here (I've shown a few) will tell you that I'm one probably one of the best looking active Reddit users in the history of Reddit

lets see you then, big boy

I will pass I don't feel the need to prove myself to plantlover3. Assume I am lying you're only deluding yourself

Coward

I have shown myself to a few people that were not hostile towards me.

No one here is gonna hunt you down, if they wanted to they are not nice people, but you made a claim and you’re too coward to rise to a challenge

lmfao no one here is going to hunt me down honey I am being hunted down to this day for what I say online by other Reddit people that have my pictures threatening to get me in trouble or something. It’s not worth it to spread them more, again the few people that I have shown have all agreed that I’m very good looking.

Sure, non the less sorry to hear there are shit heads trying to mess your life up. If it’s true, and I’m sure those same people threatening you have commented on your looks

My looks is what makes them so angry, they know I am not a troll. Most people assume I am just an incel troll but the people following me around are the ones that know that is not the case.

Ahh I see, a bit of an Narcissus. Take care not to see your reflection friend. I’m sure you know the myth

I’m not anymore in love with myself than other people are in love with me lol

And who are they then? Hmm?

Hiddenpants, itsover (I think there was a number after his name that I can’t remember), Superman1145, Tawanna (misspelled I’m sure), justthatguy. If you see any of there names around feel free to ask them

Pussy

lol i was waiting for to turn around and she had a dick

Me too, man. Not gonna lie, I was slightly disappointed. I might not be gay, but I sure do appreciate a proper feminine penis.

That's gay

To fake ass and fake weirdly shaped tits? Jealous.

Lol gaylord

Thirsty.

This is what we call a cope

Am I showing my insecurities too much?

Yes.

:(

imagine waking up good looking, wealthy, tall, strong, with a woman who adores you, and thanking god for how naturally everything comes to you, and believing you actually earned all of it. fuckkkkk this worldddd

Well I mean you kinda do earn strength to a degree and wealth.

Same way you think you've "earned" your current life.

shut the fuck up

Nobody earns shit.

Honestly, every normie should experience a day as a Chad. It would be the ultimate blackpill. The difference between a female tolerating your existence because you are a good orbiter and a female being attracted to you is insane.

brutal

Hey brah what the fuck are you doing posted gifs of my girl?

Pure sui/fap fuel

life is not fair, not even looksmatch woman would do this for me. she’d make me her cuck

Beautiful people living in a a beautiful house.

Life is SHIT.

My girlfriend rarely dances naked for me...

Went from a 9/10 to a wouldnottouchwithatenfootpole/10 when she started dancing.

What's LARP

Yes.