u/EvilMortyBot u/wannabe-wonderwomen

I mean... I'm not that forceful about it, but food is kind of amazing and it's always nice to get a little self-esteem boost.

I did just make two dozen cupcakes though so if you feed me, I'll feed you back! :D

I can make a mean cornbeef hash omelet

I don't really like mean things can you put a cute smiley face on it for me?

On an omelet? I can try

:D

I can honestly say it would never occur to me to put corn beef hash in an omelette, but that sort of sounds amazing. What else goes in it? Also, two or three eggs?

Whatever you want gurl, its an omelet lol. And it depends, 2 is usually good but sometimes if I'm real hungry I'll do 3.

Im sort of omelette obsessed to be honest. I may actually have been documenting my omelettes every day for the last few weeks. :-) yeah I know that's super strange.

Once Upon a Time while watching Deep Blue Sea ( not a good movie, but for some reason I really like it) i noticed the chef (l.l. cool j i believe) mentioned that the perfect omelette is made with two eggs not three, and I have to confess I'm 100% sold on that idea. Sometimes I'll do 3 in a really big pan, but I like them to be very thin and flexible. That's the only way I can keep them from cracking when I fold them.

That movie sucks but that's true with ANY shark movie other than jaws 1, that being said I enjoyed it and many other terrible shark movies cuz they're fun, btw theres a straight to DVD sequel coming out soon if not already out.

Don't be ashamed of your omelet obsession, they're damn good, and you can put so much in them. I love breakfast food, but tbh I dont wat breakfast much these days. I work second shift so I wake up late and go straight to lunch lol

I have an entire collection of bad shark movies. The original Jaws isn't in it, but all of the others are (the one set at sea world is a personal favorite.) It also includes Megalodon, super shark, two headed shark attack, three headed shark attack Five Headed Shark Attack, Ghost Shark, sand sharks, aaaaaand a few others I can't remember off the top of my head.

Much like the omelettes I went through a phase where I was just obsessed.

The moment that movie comes out on DVD, I will have it. :D thanks for the heads up!

I've seen all of those except for five headed, unless that's the one with Rob Van Dam and Danny Trejo, but I think that was three headed right? I dont remember

That was definitly three headed shark attack....The five headed shark starts out as a four headed shark whose tail SPONTANEOUSLY morphes into a fifth head! Because SCIENCE!

Sounds awful, I gotta watch it. Is it on netflix?

I don't think so. Its a sci-fi network original if i recall correctly.

There's a good chance then lol, most of the shark movies on there are from scifi

I'll keep my fingers crossed then!!!

I feel like I haven't come across your username in awhile, how's it going? Hash omelet sounds dank 😎

Its been a few days, I'm good, you?

Would be nice if I wasn't at work, but that's life. You watch that strange episode of "Rick and Morty" on Sunday?

I thought it ended?

Apparently it was just a rumour so they released a poorly animated, creepy version of it. I think they came out and said there'll be a new season in 2019

Oh shit, I didnt hear about that, it wasnt an april fools joke right? Lol

The episode was definitely an April fool's joke since it was scheduled as just a repeat and then that weird thing came on lol but I'm pretty sure the rest wasn't a joke.

Hmm

https://www.adultswim.com/streams/bushworld-adventures

I'll check it out

That was weird lol

Lol I told you it was weird. IT'S A REAL GUN MORTY.

It was weird enough to make me lol in a wtf manner.

Was also pretty cool to see the fanbase get their panties rustled when last year it was the Samurai Jack fans who got pissed over the Rick and Morty season 3 premiere replacing the next Jack episode on April 1st.

I was one of those who was sort of upset then immediately pleased it was a new episode of Rick and Morty.

The premiere caught me off guard but I definitely enjoyed it. Although since then I haven't seen the rest of season 3. I heard it just wasn't as good as the previous 2.

That's weird, I thought it was pretty good. A little darker in my opinion.

I'm guessing the dislike I'm hearing from other people is because of the darker tone.

I'll give watching it a shot some time this week and see how I feel about it.

The darker twists definitely make it better. But that's just my opinion.

Foids out

So does this mean that you don't want a cupcake?

Cupcakes are shit

Well now those are fighting words!

Or, I don't know maybe you're just one of those people who doesn't like cake... But I made them from scratch I spent quite a while decorating them. I won't claim they're flawless because I'm just learning how to pipe (heh) but they're miles ahead of anything from a grocery store or a box.

Cake is for fattos

And skinny people who consume in moderation!

post tits or gtfo

Hmm...Im gonna go with...no.

Thanks though! :)

Only Chad gets tits

Well to be fair pretty sure posting my tits would just be asking for attention and compliments, which is frowned on around here. As are whores and degenerates, which again, seems like it would apply to posting my breasts on the internet.

They're very good cupcakes though. (which, if you didn't see my edit is not a code for breasts. I'm actually talking about cupcakes.)

You're already a degenerate whore and fishing for compliments though.

Nah. I fully expect the full "post wall roasty" treatment when I come here.

If anything it's a very good way to practice keeping my cool and not taking insults to heart. Helps me develop a thick skin.

you just come here to practice? to train yourself for something?

Not just.

Honestly I have made some good friends here. I've also lost multiple friends to depression. My best friend a couple years ago and several other people who have casually been in my life ( recently including potentially at least one of your own, although I hope he just left for different website and was blowing smoke.) I don't think that anyone deserves to be abandoned in to feel alone, and I guess I'm here because sometimes it's good just to have the option I have a friend. Even if you don't think you want one.

...its to be expected that if you come here as me, you're gonna take some abuse.

I do have enough experiences in my life where I'm exposed to pure, vitriolic hate, both for personal and political reasons that being able to stay level and chill in the face of provocation is an invaluable skill.

But no. Thats not why im here.

Get the fuck outta here with your cupcakes lol

Today I'm making a quiche is that any better?

Nah actually the cupcakes are better. But hey, would you be interested in a fulfilling friendship?

I sense a trap....

FULFILLING FRIENDSHIP

Lol. I mean, I'm always looking for friendship but as a post wall degenerate roastie that's not usually on the table around here.

Send me those cupcakes.

Cupcakes!!!. Plus bonus meringues. :-) super basic, scratch vanilla with vanilla buttercream. I mostly made them so I can practice my piping, and as I'm sure you can tell there were a few issues. They were still fucking delicious though.

I want pics of cupcakes. Also of the omelet. I'm shit at making omelette, gotta practise I think. Also. Deep blue sea is like best shark movie, hands down. Fuck jaws, which is missing quite a bit of the behind the scenes stuff, like cheating and feeding a dude to the shark on ourpose, if I remember correctly. LLcoolJ is the best in that movie!

some

not me. i know im ugly. when other people call me pretty (especially people i never met saying im sure you look fine r something like that) it psises me of because they hvent seen me and i know im disgusting nd should just kms

Well atleast you could be more of an incel than evilmortybot. That ons is just an everage looking attention whoring bitch whos ssd because she isnt top tier and has to settle for an everage looking guy.

post tits or gtfo

Piss off u slewt

Tits or the door.

Tits or gtfo you dumb whore

I'm not going to put forth a huge effort in trying to sway your own self image, but I'll pass on a tip for when I'm feeling insecure.

You're most likely an 'unreliable narrator,' a term used in literature to describe a biased story teller, who inadvertently distorts the reality of the story by subconsciously interweaving reality and opinion. What you see is probably not what other people see. Think about it logically, rather than emotionally.

Perhaps not, it's not really my business.

Because you morons keep giving them attention. Next time someone who is average looking complains about being cel, don't even respond. No upvote or downvote either

I say downvote and bully them into oblivion.

And that's why you're seen as a bunch of sadistic fucks. Ignore and move on.

Maybe you are right. Ignore and move on.

We’ll ignore and move on when the Normies do

They will not. They come here to make fun of your REEEing and until you continue REEEING they will make attention seeking posts

Fine by me

ignoring fails because it is a collective effort. also that works on anon boards, here IT brigades and upvotes normie crap sometimes. That includes femoid comments

Usually how most women are, nothing wrong with it

Everything is wrong withit

nothing wrong with it

lol

JUST IGNORE ROASTIES

Totally ignore them. Write "Tits or GTFO" if you absolutely must, but do not post anything else. They enjoy being the center of attention, even if it's negative attention. They do not want to belong here, so telling them they're fakecels is completely pointless. They just want A.T.T.E.N.T.I.O.N. Responses, user name mentions, you name it.

When write "Tits or GTFO" your still acknowledging their presence

Or a good one is ignoring

Starve them out?

Think that will work?

Just block 'em.

/r/stuffing

They're a little creepy tbh. The way they respond to things is almost robotic in a way. Guess that's why we call em femoids.

I think half of them are autistic lol.

Tfw no autistic gf

Seriously though, a lot of the people from incel tears seem to have neurosis or some shit. They’ll be satisfied only when every incel shoots themselves with a KSG

Honestly most normal people don't even use Reddit LOL

Foids seeking validation, orbiters, and compliments should fuck off completely lol.

Gotta make sure to write "some" to appear as PC as possible, wouldn't wanna trigger the white knights

this guy on the right is too betacuck to be incel

Any of you ladies got some of those dank fulfilling friendships I've been hearing all about?

Whatever you want gurl, its an omelet lol. And it depends, 2 is usually good but sometimes if I'm real hungry I'll do 3.

I'll keep my fingers crossed then!!!

Maybe you are right. Ignore and move on.

Nah. I fully expect the full "post wall roasty" treatment when I come here.

If anything it's a very good way to practice keeping my cool and not taking insults to heart. Helps me develop a thick skin.

We’ll ignore and move on when the Normies do