The number of anti-fakecel-roastie posts in here makes me happy. I think we will bullycide these thots into leaving this sub and never come back lololol. OFF YOU GO, ROASTIES!!!!
Morty bot probably lives in the boonies some where around no population but her and her family . She goes to a all girl school of ten ,and refuses to use any dating site because they are all too far away ,one day a Chad drove in hick town with his lambo and morty bot went for it , he didn't even look her way and left a big dust cloud. While she fell to her knees crying hysterically . Ever since then she's been on incels claiming she's ugly and no guy wants her.
Why would you stay in a place where you get constantly shit on? Go (easily) find a bf and fuck off. If you're serious about dating an average guy you can get one easily. Your problems don't compare to ours.
73 comments
1 superman1145 2018-04-03
Lmao
1 Carkudo 2018-04-03
What
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-03
EvilMortyBot should fuck off, I'd say.
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-03
amen to that.
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-03
Daily reminder that EvilMortyBot is not even an incel. She admits it You can guess who that is.
1 AbuIncelAlAustrali 2018-04-03
She has been railed by Chad
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
I have NOT
1 AbuIncelAlAustrali 2018-04-03
Roast devastated by Chad
1 supermentalcel 2018-04-03
You have had a boyfriend before and you said you will not date anyone below 5'7
OUT OUT OUT
1 IlliterateAndProud 2018-04-03
Nor anyone older than 21.
1 Carkudo 2018-04-03
It's obvious that she hasn't. She's one of those "I'm so lonely because nobody is ever good enough for me" women.
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-04-03
Why is she mod,and who put her on
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-03
I don't think she's a mod.
1 wont_tell_i_refuse_ 2018-04-03
Which /r/Braincels girl has the biggest tits?
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Neither of us does. We’re both flat-chested.
1 wont_tell_i_refuse_ 2018-04-03
Would you be a female incel if you had big breasts? How would you feel about getting breast augmentation surgery?
Ever get titmogged by a busty girl?
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-04-03
Lol
1 ceDrowRanger 2018-04-03
Girls can't even get tit mogged without having asymmetric breasts
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-03
She's not a fucking incel lol wtf
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-04-03
Just saw ur pic... Gtfo
1 wont_tell_i_refuse_ 2018-04-03
Link?
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-04-03
Look at dem posts of her
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-03
I've only seen evilmortbot's pic, so that's my guess. Although board_gaming sounds like an japanese whale.
1 arabicMorty 2018-04-03
Board gaming
1 PM_ME_TENDIE_STORIES 2018-04-03
BBW_gaming
1 I-AM-NOT-FOOD 2018-04-03
Mine are pretty big, but I'm mostly just a lurker (and not incel).
1 xVegito 2018-04-03
Can I see?
1 SadnessMyMiddleName 2018-04-03
Leave while you still can, this place will fuck you up.
1 IlliterateAndProud 2018-04-03
What's the cup size?
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-04-03
I will need to see some proof, preferably in the form of images, for this claim
1 wont_tell_i_refuse_ 2018-04-03
Obviously you're not an incel. Girl with boobs above C = can't be incel
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-03
The number of anti-fakecel-roastie posts in here makes me happy. I think we will bullycide these thots into leaving this sub and never come back lololol. OFF YOU GO, ROASTIES!!!!
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Why not just block us like a normal person?
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-03
what on earth made you think anyone is normal here?
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
The fact people say I’m not normal.
1 Shazig 2018-04-03
Feminist women are oppressors by definition, since feminism gives them the freedom to discriminate.
1 GOpencyprep 2018-04-03
Show me a valid source for that “definition”
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-03
show your tits, whore.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-03
Count me in.
1 Po-pot 2018-04-03
Stop giving these femoids attention ffs. Stupid fakecels.
1 bengalsturntup5532 2018-04-03
Morty bot probably lives in the boonies some where around no population but her and her family . She goes to a all girl school of ten ,and refuses to use any dating site because they are all too far away ,one day a Chad drove in hick town with his lambo and morty bot went for it , he didn't even look her way and left a big dust cloud. While she fell to her knees crying hysterically . Ever since then she's been on incels claiming she's ugly and no guy wants her.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
I’d say that’s pretty accurate. Lmfao!
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-03
show tits
1 shewillwin2020 2018-04-03
Tits. Now
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
No
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-04-03
Tits or gtfo dumb fattie
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
My face is better than yours.
1 IlliterateAndProud 2018-04-03
Are you married with a kid, as you say in one of your comments?
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
I did not say that. Someone impersonated me.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-03
Oh fuck off lol
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Why?
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-03
You are an insult to truecels and now you're talking shit about a fellow brocel's face? GTFO LOL
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Why? He talked shit about my face. That seems to be okay with everybody.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-03
Why would you stay in a place where you get constantly shit on? Go (easily) find a bf and fuck off. If you're serious about dating an average guy you can get one easily. Your problems don't compare to ours.
1 GOpencyprep 2018-04-03
Don’t you know that if you aren’t inline with the echo-chamber m around here then you’re “wrong”?
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
No.
1 GOpencyprep 2018-04-03
Starting to understand it though, I bet.
1 not_good_looking 2018-04-03
Message to evilmortybot: you will ghost us the moment you go to college and discover 1000 chad cocks so you might as well ghost us now
Message to lesbcel: women are only lesbian until chad appears
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Lol wut I’m not even that attractive
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-03
tits
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-04-03
Or gtfo
1 DankIncel 2018-04-03
So what? Don't be an orbiter cuck. They SHOULD leave.
1 Ultramegasaurus 2018-04-03
Anyone who mentions the roasties' usernames or responds to their posts with anything but "tits or GTFO" is an orbiter cuck.
1 RedLightIsTight 2018-04-03
Dumb fucking cuck mod team should ban them
1 Ultramegasaurus 2018-04-03
Not happening with a female mod
1 maybethrowed 2018-04-03
you're being a sad cunt over a shitpost dude, get it together
1 NeckbeardThingss 2018-04-03
Those two should just get together
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
I’m not gay.
1 Klopaper 2018-04-03
ur mom gay
1 Mest666 2018-04-03
you are mega cucks for giving them so much attention. Sons, I'm disappointed
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Why are they mega cucks?
1 trevmon 2018-04-03
evilmilkybot
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Ew
1 mypetscontrolmylife 2018-04-03
Unsure if milkies is now my least favorite word or if womb still is. Cummies is up there too.
1 maybethrowed 2018-04-03
i think you meant favorite word, but i agree, womb and cummies are equally fantastic!!
1 mypetscontrolmylife 2018-04-03
Sir, I think you need some mouthwash after that statement
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
Why not just block us like a normal person?
1 wont_tell_i_refuse_ 2018-04-03
Would you be a female incel if you had big breasts? How would you feel about getting breast augmentation surgery?
Ever get titmogged by a busty girl?
1 The_Real_Cannaman 2018-04-03
Just saw ur pic... Gtfo
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-03
Count me in.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-03
No.