A N G U L A R I T Y

38  2018-04-03 by SquiffyAbyss000

45 comments

He could still slay in the before picture.

Wouldn't call the image on the right an improvement. I wouldn't even say the one on the left needs improving.

Ultra-mega-turbo Cope

Sure, buddy. Keep thinking a stronger jaw is the answer to all your problems.

You are fucking batshit insane if you truly believe the person on the right isn’t better looking than the one on the left.

The one on the left looks like a person. The one on the right looks like a boardwalk caricature.

cope

nope

Left has 0 sexual dimorphism he looks like a 12 year old child. If a women looked at him and got turned on she is probably a pedophile. Right on the other hand is a sexually dimorphic brute, an actual handsome man, genetic elite top 0.0001% for sure. These two guys would live 2 completely different lives assuming they're the same age

See, you haven't given me a reason to think the guy on the left is unattractive; just that he fails to live up to your incredibly narrow standard, which reads more like a bunch of arbitrary boxes to check.

assuming they're the same age

Which...ya know, they wouldn't be. One looks like a college freshman and the other looks 30.

Narrow? This is researched shit proven by science. If you don't believe me invest the time to do research yourself. You will only fool low I.Q monkeys into believing that you don't consider right more attractive than left, anyone with a half a brain knows women are notorious liars.

You will only fool low I.Q monkeys

Bragging about IQ; always a sure sign of a very smart and interesting person.

I never claimed I was smart, just not a low I.Q monkey, although I've never done an I.Q test I'm pretty sure I'd score high. Just out of curiosity, why is this the only thing you chose to address?

it's just.. 19 vs 28 or thereabouts.

Lol I’m 24 and still look 19 then I guess

I'm terrible at guessing ages. Could never work in a bar. I pulled those numbers out of thin air, don't worry!

Uh, no. Bones dont grow like that after 19 you absolute retard

The right is an improvement, the shop just makes his chin too wide. Defined features are always better.

Tfw the guy on the left makes me melt. Women would prefer dude on the right though kek

I like left better but the photoshop skills are on point

heightcels on suicidewatch

So... I'm confused. Unaltered guy looks normal. Guessing OP is just really insecure about his hideous appearance or an angry 15 year old whose only ever touched mommy's boobs and jacked off to his sister in the shower.

Are you using virgin as an insult to an INCEL?

Chad-lite to Chad

Before and after watching a round of movies with strong female lead characters

lol this is officially a meme now.

Yea of all the dumb bluepilled advices normans give this one is the most laughable

a norman actually gave that as advice? gtfo

I wouldn't put it past them, some normshits from cucktears still unironically believe we're virgins because we don't shower(saw a comment lately where some fucktard said incels stink bc they don't shower and thus can't attract any girls).

🤔

Left would do very very well with high school and middle school girls because he looks cute. his laycount would decline in college unless he lifts weights to counteract his babyface or his face starts becoming the face on the right. Right would slay women of all ages, girls may find him intimidating but he fucks them before they can even think.

I will never have angularity even if I went to 1% body fat. My bones are shit.

This is why most handsome men are Caucasian Cromagnids.

Both are attractive lol. No morph needed.

One is a twink high level Norman. One is masculine chad.

No. left one looks a fat beta.

Mogs me.

gotta improve bro, whatever you can do.

I'm doing it, hopefully it's all worth it in the end. I'm running out of copes.

Good for you.

cope

Except the guy on the left is definitely cuter..?

Cutness doesn't matter.

How come? Cuter = better looking in my book

ok you are right, may bad.

gotta improve bro, whatever you can do.

Good for you.