Confession: last night I slept holding a hot water bottle on to my chest and pretended it was a person. I cried because I actually felt happy for a while.

102  2018-04-02 by Hodgey54

85 comments

How big was the bottle?

2 litres

That's a lot of liquid my dude, I hope it wasn't too hot, those things can cause minor burns

Did it fit?

FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUCNING NORMUE SCUM EAT SHIT

fuck

Get a body pillow. Much better.

That's fucked up lol.

It's over

This is a whole new level of loneliness

No, it's not - it's our level of loneliness.

I won't tell you bluepill crap, but got a song for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVGoOBTmDA8

I sleep with a pillow lying parallel to me that I can hug to sleep or I lie with my back against it so its like I'm being hugged.

same

Yep

Yeah same here. I have a pair of body pillows that I hug to sleep. They don't even have anime girls on them. I don't even pretend they're anything but body pillows. It's just the only way I can relax long enough to fall asleep.

That’s super gay

Damn! Sorry bro.

damn man, that's really sad.

I would hug you bro

With socks on or off 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

with socks on. I’m not a slut teehee

Lol that username

Unless he has a sub2 face.

This bottle showed you more affection than all femoids in the world

lol, some normie brigaders downvoted this initially, wtf

Because normies are scum, they'd literally send depressed people to gas chambers en masse just because we're killing their "the world is fair" worldview.

There are pillows that generate heat too I heard, so it will be soft and warm!

That sounds really nice.

I always hug my pillow and pretend it's a girl. Feelsniceman

Just you wait until AI sex robots. The future will be glorious.

Just a matter of when not if. The female downfall is gonna end as soon as it started. When chad sees he can buy something that’s pussy won’t deteriorate after use even they’ll throw Stacie’s to the side

Satire or...?

Bad troll.

Chad won't, but black-pilled normies might. And there aren't enough Chads to go around; it'll be glorious if femoids can no longer rely on betabuxxing normans to bail them out of the consequences of their degeneracy.

it'll be glorious if femoids can no longer rely on betabuxxing normans to bail them out of the consequences of their degeneracy.

Nope! If that happened then they would just be robbing you through the government "To cover the wage gap" like the already do, except even more extreme.

Fuck, I forgot about big daddy-bux government coming to the rescue of da wymyns everywhere.

That's why this is a problem for so many dudes.

It's gonna bite your little dick off

I would be happy with a waifu like JOI.

Seems like a good idea, I should try it out.

I'm gonna get one of those refillable office water jugs and do this.

Why?

Oldcel

Girl

Pick one.

I did this with a large pillow in a hotel room before. Perhaps a daki is in order? Anyway, hope you hang in there.

Don't worry, Chicks do that shit all the time

Granted it is for cramps. But there are reasons body pillows (not even the crazy waifu ones.) And even the "boyfriend pillow" exist.

I always do this with a pillow.

I just showed this to my wife and her boyfriend and they can't stop laughing. Incels are such losers.

Hey OP I can't Help with that but happy to talk if you just feel that need to speak to an actual person, PM if you want (UK time zone)

That was after you called your crush a slut for not replying to your texts immediately, amirite?

I'm looking forward to buying a sex bot one day

Boo fucking hoo.

Get out there and earn affection or accept you're a genetic dead end and shut up.

Fuck off, why should he shut up? If you don't want to listen get the fuck out.

No. I'll stay but thanks for your feedback!

We can't earn affection in this fucked up society, girls don't even give affection anymore, just meaningless sex.

Yeah you can. Meaningless sex is not the norm and if you think that I don't know what to say other than sorry... enjoy loneliness.

I can look at any girl I see on the street or in a store, and they all seem like the type to have casual meaningless sex, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of them even were amateur camgirls and prostitutes, I feel like there aren't any high quality women these days, hell sometimes I don't even know if what I'm seeing is a woman.

If you're over 15 I'll be surprised.

If you are, I actually feel bad for you. Dude, that's not how the world works at all. Majority of women are just people like you and I, nothing more. They're just as complex, insecure, neurotic, and have all the same difficulties with relationships as you and I. If you don't see that you're not really paying attention.

There are plenty of "high quality " women out there, but that mindset is going to forever keep you from meeting one.

I hope you change your mind some day but if you're frequenting places like this for anything other than trolling... You probably never will.

I hope you change your mind some day but if you're frequenting places like this for anything other than trolling... You probably never will.

Honestly the only thing driving me away is all the normans and women trying to give advice and the content is either just reiterating black pills I already know or meme asset flips.

Dude. "Normans" and "___pilled" are terminology that the fact that you use them is keeping you in an incel rut. Drop that shit. I don't hate incels, I enjoy trolling, what I hate is people stuck in that mindset because it is self-defeating at best and self-hating at worst. Drop it.

I'm not going to get on my high horse here but drop that bullshit. I won't tell you shit will be perfect but this mindset is only for half ton neckbeards that are severely socially retarded.

I'll stop now and get back to picking on those asking for it.

I use those terms and I'm not incel. You're just a retard with no idea what actually makes people incel

ude. "Normans" and "___pilled" are terminology that the fact that you use them is keeping you in an incel rut

Not really, my inability to find and approach a woman is what's keeping me in that rut

That terminology only hurts your chances. It contributes to an almost incurable mindset. Not to sound too new agey or anything but you really need to let that go.

What IS keeping you in that rut?

Like I said, my ability to approach and talk to a woman, I don't really have a starting point to go from.

What do you mean by starting point? I'm not being a dick I actually want to understand

Spoiler alert: He actually doesn't want to understand you.

I want to understand him.

Stop being a bitter douche. You fucks complain about how the world treats you and then viciously attack any outsider that doesn't conform to your idiotic world view. Grow up dip shit, there's a world outside that basement.

I want to understand him.

Stop being a bitter douche. You fucks complain about how the world treats you and then viciously attack any outsider that doesn't conform to your idiotic world view.

Says the person who in the same breath admits to "enjoy fucking with incels".

Are you ill or just stupid?

Grow up dip shit, there's a world outside that basement.

Ha, try again.

Not seeing your point.

I asked him a question. Not you.

And I provided a decryption of your intent. He can thank me later.

I have very little social skills practiced in the last 10 or so years, I am very out of practice and have no clue where I could meet people out in the world.

Well what do you do in the world?

Work, hobbies, shop, socialize... hit me man. What you Got?

Again I'm not being a dick I'm genuinely interested.

No work, no social hobbies especially not ones I could meet women from, no money to shop with and when I do go shopping it's mostly been getting food for my family or very cheap automotive parts to keep my car from killing itself from basically being aircooled or buying a lightbulb so my car actually meets regulations.

Why? Why are you in this situation and why haven't you been working to get out of it?

To be clear I'm not judging and I'm not going to try to poke fun, you're helping me to understand and I legitimately want to know. A lot of these shit heads just go on the attack

Getting some physical therapy to get me able to work, I have pretty restricted amount of movement on my ankles and just my legs in general, also have three back problems, one that puts me at risk having the bones chip so I need to strengthen my core to reduce that risk, my body deciding it's a good idea to store fat in my fucking spine(Hmm, wonder what happens when people with this problem buy into fat acceptance...) causing pain by applying pressure to the nerves n my lower back and my body to compensate for the pain in my back by tightening the muscles around it hurting it more. also been trying to loose some weight and am making slow progress. honestly I never even realized how fat I look from the side especially without a shirt on, when I'm facing a mirror directly and with a shirt on I just look big rather than fat.

So it sounds like you need to tackle your physical ailments before really moving forward. Are you at least looking for physical therapy? If for no other reason than to improve your general quality of life?

First thing I said was physical therapy.

Your participation here means you chose the latter. You're almost there, you just need to shut up now. :)

I don't understand.

I've reproduced several times... with multiple women... no shame, just means I'm successful from a Darwinian perspective.

I won't shut up. You guys are fun and most of you are 14 so you don't matter and a good portion of the posters here are me so... I don't know, resign yourself to being a beta and feel lucky if you're a cuck?

Did I get the lingo right?

I've reproduced several times... with multiple women... no shame, just means I'm successful from a Darwinian perspective.

Copying papers in the machine doesn't count, mister.

That doesn't actually make much sense, I fuck my coworkers in my car and I'm careful enough to never reproduce with one... You have a lot to learn son.

JFL at you pretending to be a functioning adult

Its amazing that the most retarded comment on this site isnt even posted by an incel. Grats i guess.

Jesus. Who hurt you, man? At this point, you're just bullying. There's no need for such vitriol.

Im sorry :( I hope you find the one

This is so sad. I'm sorry you have so much pain. I believe in you.

FUCK THE FUCK OFF FUCNING NORMUE SCUM EAT SHIT

No. I'll stay but thanks for your feedback!

Well what do you do in the world?

Work, hobbies, shop, socialize... hit me man. What you Got?

Again I'm not being a dick I'm genuinely interested.