Hello, I am EvilMortyBot and I just made a Tinder today Teehee

42  2018-04-02 by xVegito

143 comments

lol

I'm amazed no one did it yet tbh

is she 3/10?

so yes

I knew it. She needs to leave.

Why? Because I’m ugly? I thought you were against lookism.

Shhhh.. They get awful pouty when their hypocrisy is pointed out to them

I know that already.

I was trying to be nice. Like, to you..

I know.

Wtf is that really the girl they used?

No.

No. I’m too ugly.

No, that's OP. She posted somewhere else.

LOL yikes

Thanks asshole.

tits or gtfo

Why did you give me negative attention?

be my mommy gf

You’re still giving me attention.

smd

Negative attention is still attention. A real man would ignore me.

don't make fun of my tiny dick when you're choking on it, plz and thnx

Why are you giving attention to the attention whore? Lmfao!

the last time i had sex, i learned i have sensitive nipples, so don't be weirded out if I ask you suck on my titties

Stop giving attention to me, dumbass.

titties

You’re an idiot

nipples

Negative attention.

Fuck you too man, fuck you too.

Boohoo I'm so ugly give me compliments and tell me I'm pretty

You don't know what it's like to have people look at you like an actual sack of trash. Fucking fakecel bitch, tits or gtfo

But isn’t that what people are doing right now?

lol, shes pretty cute tbh

blonde annie wilkes

i also think board gaming looks like fatter annie wilkes btw

Everyone knows she has a better face than I do.

annie wilkes?

Yes

i mean yeah she's supposed to have a cute face in the books but it's ruined through fat

Even a fat psycho is more attractive than me.

I wasn’t talking to you, asshole.

I wasn’t talking to you, asshole.

Fuck you too

I wouldn't worry too much

I have.

does nobody else realize how creepy that is?

I’m 17.

you look 34

Well that sucks. I’m not 34.

are you sure? cos your face doesn't lie.

To prove that straight women can get all the sex they want? No, not really

catfishing is creepy. especially with the pics of someone you know.

Ehh, it's not meant to actually get a date, just gather data.

I did that (with her permission). She gets plenty of matches.

pretends to be shocked

She doesn't like her matches.

Can you post the results?

Here are some of the guys who showed interest in her:

https://imgur.com/a/RC3pP

Keep in mind that I only left the profile up for a few hours, and I didn't reply to many of the messages; and I took minimal care to construct a good profile. Also, I made her 27 because I didn't know how old she was (apparently, she's much younger than that).

Lmfao. They’re all 50 year old single dads.

(with her permission)

Cuck confirmed.

this phone's battery is at 27% and needs charging!


I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info

What the girl looks like??

I look like a deformed potato.

Ok,I see.And are you a female,right??

Actually, 3 points lower.

Ok,my boy,I see.You are always welcome here

You’re kidding me.

No,why are you saying this??

Because I’m female.

Ok,sorry

No one welcomes me here.

Yes,I know

Yes,I know

show me your flaps and I'll welcome you here.

No

two nipples and I'll orbit you.

You said I looked 34 so no.

fine...one nip and I'll defend forever.

You laughed at my photo. Lmao.

I didn't.

Everyone did. Admit, my face is comedy gold.

I didn't. I don't care about your face. only tits.

Lol wut

tits

She's actually not even ugly

Me?

Yeah

Life on goddam easy mode. Fucking femoids. I couldn't get that in a thousand lifetimes.

B but,c Aruna is a girls name

Why even try

My Tinder matches: 1.

The 1 is a bot. Lmfao. You can't make this stuff up anymore.

Tom took the normie advice of using a pic where you standing with an other girl to increase your sexual market value 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Poor Tom 😂😂😢😢😢

You know she gets off on the special attention she constantly gets here, right? Ignore her, responst to her posts with Tits or GTFO if you must, but nothing more.

This tit or gtfo it's simple really she naturally goes away or just K

I don’t. As you see, I’m still here, breaking mirrors with my deformed face.

Chick claims to be incel, claims to have no friends, claims to be autistic, claims to be socially retarded, claims to be ugly etc.

Goes on tinder still gets 3000 matches in a few hours. It’s not just over for incels, it’s fucking over for the Male gender tbh. Just lol at IT still thinking women need to be given more privileges.

This isn’t even my fucking Tinder.

oh really, I could've never guessed, thanks for telling us.

I'll marry u

lol that picture kills me

Ow

she doesn't want to try tinder. she's said she's holding out to lose her virginity til she's 22ish.

could look good if less fat

There's no fucking way this is her tinder. I wouldn't swipe right on her even if completely starved of sex.

gtfo standardscel volcel

Thanks, asshole.

please I was just defending you from this crowd of rowdy barbarians.

But you’re a rowdy barbarian

No, I'm a le gentleman

But you’re a rowdy barbarian

Fuck you too man, fuck you too.

I would.

Wat?

Swipe right (if you were older)

What did aruna say

I wouldn't even get 1 match and some women get 2k+ matches. JFL at this life.

the average tinder swipes for sub 5 females

This isn’t even real.

is joke is joke

you are lying

They didn’t use my picture.

Lmao when I made a tinder I only uploaded saturated light pics to hide my subhumanity, only got a landwhale match and she never responded... It's time to rope

This isn’t even real. Grow up.

Who the fuck are you to say what's real or not? You're not even an incel, tits or gtfo brainlet

Because that’s my name you guys are using.

Tits or gtfo thot

Then don’t talk about me. No hate. No nothing.

T I T S O R G T F O

Then don’t talk about me. No hate. No nothing.

You need to get this copypasta through your head, EvilMortyBot.

if i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.

In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.

When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.

The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.

tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.

What? I want people to talk to. People to laugh with. I don’t give a shit about my female “privilege”. That’s not why I’m here.

Tits are awesome babymilk factories. Nothing degrading about letting them hang loose on the internet. Only stupid laws make people think there's something wrong with them. I vote more titties, less degradation and censorship.

I'm a normie. I matched with a ghetto Latina looking girl on Tinder. She sent me a screenshot of her DMs and my first reaction was "It's over"

KEK HAHA you finally swallowed the blackpill

Was she at least thin without kids? If so you should have gone for it.

We met. Cool girl. Unfortunately I didn't smash and she moved.

lmao, I got 0 matches when I tried this once. Even after posting normie kind of pics and trying out different combinations and everything. Tinder is sui fuel

100% ethnics.

And

almost 3000 matches and no gigachad, she's gonna die alone

I didn’t get that many. Lol. He didn’t even use my pictures.

U gay

Fuck you too

No,why are you saying this??

the last time i had sex, i learned i have sensitive nipples, so don't be weirded out if I ask you suck on my titties

Negative attention.

I wouldn't worry too much

You said I looked 34 so no.