Keep in mind that I only left the profile up for a few hours, and I didn't reply to many of the messages; and I took minimal care to construct a good profile. Also, I made her 27 because I didn't know how old she was (apparently, she's much younger than that).
You know she gets off on the special attention she constantly gets here, right? Ignore her, responst to her posts with Tits or GTFO if you must, but nothing more.
Chick claims to be incel, claims to have no friends, claims to be autistic, claims to be socially retarded, claims to be ugly etc.
Goes on tinder still gets 3000 matches in a few hours. It’s not just over for incels, it’s fucking over for the Male gender tbh. Just lol at IT still thinking women need to be given more privileges.
Lmao when I made a tinder I only uploaded saturated light pics to hide my subhumanity, only got a landwhale match and she never responded... It's time to rope
You need to get this copypasta through your head, EvilMortyBot.
if i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
Tits are awesome babymilk factories. Nothing degrading about letting them hang loose on the internet. Only stupid laws make people think there's something wrong with them. I vote more titties, less degradation and censorship.
lmao, I got 0 matches when I tried this once. Even after posting normie kind of pics and trying out different combinations and everything. Tinder is sui fuel
143 comments
1 bloatybrah 2018-04-02
lol
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-04-02
I'm amazed no one did it yet tbh
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-04-02
is she 3/10?
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-04-02
https://i.imgur.com/8jhTqkV.jpg
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-04-02
so yes
1 FinalFantasycel 2018-04-02
I knew it. She needs to leave.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Why? Because I’m ugly? I thought you were against lookism.
1 TinyFluffyMagda 2018-04-02
Shhhh.. They get awful pouty when their hypocrisy is pointed out to them
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I know that already.
1 TinyFluffyMagda 2018-04-02
I was trying to be nice. Like, to you..
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I know.
1 Band1cootCapnCrunch 2018-04-02
Wtf is that really the girl they used?
1 Newaccountformound 2018-04-02
No.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
No. I’m too ugly.
1 TheBlessedFaggot 2018-04-02
No, that's OP. She posted somewhere else.
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
LOL yikes
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Thanks asshole.
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
tits or gtfo
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Why did you give me negative attention?
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
be my mommy gf
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
You’re still giving me attention.
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
smd
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Negative attention is still attention. A real man would ignore me.
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
don't make fun of my tiny dick when you're choking on it, plz and thnx
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Why are you giving attention to the attention whore? Lmfao!
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
the last time i had sex, i learned i have sensitive nipples, so don't be weirded out if I ask you suck on my titties
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Stop giving attention to me, dumbass.
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
titties
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
You’re an idiot
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
nipples
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Negative attention.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Fuck you too man, fuck you too.
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-04-02
Boohoo I'm so ugly give me compliments and tell me I'm pretty
You don't know what it's like to have people look at you like an actual sack of trash. Fucking fakecel bitch, tits or gtfo
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
But isn’t that what people are doing right now?
1 CAN_YOU_HEAR_ME_YET 2018-04-02
lol, shes pretty cute tbh
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-04-02
blonde annie wilkes
i also think board gaming looks like fatter annie wilkes btw
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Everyone knows she has a better face than I do.
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-04-02
annie wilkes?
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Yes
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-04-02
i mean yeah she's supposed to have a cute face in the books but it's ruined through fat
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Even a fat psycho is more attractive than me.
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-04-02
https://goo.gl/images/eM1CAJ
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I wasn’t talking to you, asshole.
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-04-02
https://goo.gl/images/EMt1Tr
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I wasn’t talking to you, asshole.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Fuck you too
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-04-02
I wouldn't worry too much
1 IlliterateAndProud 2018-04-02
I have.
1 Lesbcel 2018-04-02
does nobody else realize how creepy that is?
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I’m 17.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
you look 34
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Well that sucks. I’m not 34.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
are you sure? cos your face doesn't lie.
1 bopoll 2018-04-02
To prove that straight women can get all the sex they want? No, not really
1 Lesbcel 2018-04-02
catfishing is creepy. especially with the pics of someone you know.
1 bopoll 2018-04-02
Ehh, it's not meant to actually get a date, just gather data.
1 IlliterateAndProud 2018-04-02
I did that (with her permission). She gets plenty of matches.
1 bloatybrah 2018-04-02
pretends to be shocked
1 IlliterateAndProud 2018-04-02
She doesn't like her matches.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-04-02
Can you post the results?
1 IlliterateAndProud 2018-04-02
Here are some of the guys who showed interest in her:
https://imgur.com/a/RC3pP
Keep in mind that I only left the profile up for a few hours, and I didn't reply to many of the messages; and I took minimal care to construct a good profile. Also, I made her 27 because I didn't know how old she was (apparently, she's much younger than that).
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Lmfao. They’re all 50 year old single dads.
1 frankwashere44 2018-04-02
Cuck confirmed.
1 phonebatterylevelbot 2018-04-02
this phone's battery is at 27% and needs charging!
I am a bot. I use OCR to detect battery levels. Sometimes I make mistakes. sorry. info
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
What the girl looks like??
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I look like a deformed potato.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
Ok,I see.And are you a female,right??
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Actually, 3 points lower.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
Ok,my boy,I see.You are always welcome here
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
You’re kidding me.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
No,why are you saying this??
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Because I’m female.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
Ok,sorry
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
No one welcomes me here.
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
Yes,I know
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
Yes,I know
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
show me your flaps and I'll welcome you here.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
No
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
two nipples and I'll orbit you.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
You said I looked 34 so no.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
fine...one nip and I'll defend forever.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
You laughed at my photo. Lmao.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
I didn't.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Everyone did. Admit, my face is comedy gold.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
I didn't. I don't care about your face. only tits.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Lol wut
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-04-02
tits
1 bopoll 2018-04-02
She's actually not even ugly
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Me?
1 bopoll 2018-04-02
Yeah
1 AbuIncelAlAustrali 2018-04-02
Life on goddam easy mode. Fucking femoids. I couldn't get that in a thousand lifetimes.
1 Blyatvirus 2018-04-02
B but,c Aruna is a girls name
1 not_good_looking 2018-04-02
Why even try
1 anincelforlifelol 2018-04-02
My Tinder matches: 1.
The 1 is a bot. Lmfao. You can't make this stuff up anymore.
1 DEPRESSION_IS_COOL 2018-04-02
Tom took the normie advice of using a pic where you standing with an other girl to increase your sexual market value 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Poor Tom 😂😂😢😢😢
1 Ultramegasaurus 2018-04-02
You know she gets off on the special attention she constantly gets here, right? Ignore her, responst to her posts with Tits or GTFO if you must, but nothing more.
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-04-02
This tit or gtfo it's simple really she naturally goes away or just K
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I don’t. As you see, I’m still here, breaking mirrors with my deformed face.
1 not_good_looking 2018-04-02
Chick claims to be incel, claims to have no friends, claims to be autistic, claims to be socially retarded, claims to be ugly etc.
Goes on tinder still gets 3000 matches in a few hours. It’s not just over for incels, it’s fucking over for the Male gender tbh. Just lol at IT still thinking women need to be given more privileges.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
This isn’t even my fucking Tinder.
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-02
oh really, I could've never guessed, thanks for telling us.
1 hopelessnothelpless 2018-04-02
I'll marry u
1 TheBlessedFaggot 2018-04-02
This is her photo:
https://i.imgur.com/8jhTqkV.jpg
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
lol that picture kills me
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Ow
1 maybethrowed 2018-04-02
she doesn't want to try tinder. she's said she's holding out to lose her virginity til she's 22ish.
1 Mest666 2018-04-02
could look good if less fat
1 Chinese_Crimson 2018-04-02
There's no fucking way this is her tinder. I wouldn't swipe right on her even if completely starved of sex.
1 f0vlpeqvm0u1 2018-04-02
gtfo standardscel volcel
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Thanks, asshole.
1 Chinese_Crimson 2018-04-02
please I was just defending you from this crowd of rowdy barbarians.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
But you’re a rowdy barbarian
1 Chinese_Crimson 2018-04-02
No, I'm a le gentleman
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
But you’re a rowdy barbarian
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Fuck you too man, fuck you too.
1 runmeupmate 2018-04-02
I would.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Wat?
1 runmeupmate 2018-04-02
Swipe right (if you were older)
1 lieutenantseaanemone 2018-04-02
What did aruna say
1 random1234lol 2018-04-02
I wouldn't even get 1 match and some women get 2k+ matches. JFL at this life.
1 Vulcanoz12 2018-04-02
the average tinder swipes for sub 5 females
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
This isn’t even real.
1 Vulcanoz12 2018-04-02
is joke is joke
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-02
you are lying
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
They didn’t use my picture.
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-04-02
Lmao when I made a tinder I only uploaded saturated light pics to hide my subhumanity, only got a landwhale match and she never responded... It's time to rope
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
This isn’t even real. Grow up.
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-04-02
Who the fuck are you to say what's real or not? You're not even an incel, tits or gtfo brainlet
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Because that’s my name you guys are using.
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-04-02
Tits or gtfo thot
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Then don’t talk about me. No hate. No nothing.
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-04-02
T I T S O R G T F O
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Then don’t talk about me. No hate. No nothing.
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-02
You need to get this copypasta through your head, EvilMortyBot.
if i can pontificate a bit, for your edification, one of the rules of the internet is "there are no girls on the internet". This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. They want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and they pretend what you have to say is interesting, or that you are smart or clever. On the internet, we don't have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a "girl" does not exist. You don't get a bonus to conversation just because I'd like to put my cock in you.
When you make a post like, "hurr durr, I'm a girl" you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to this rule, the one way you can get your "girlness" back on the internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only interesting thing about you is your naked body.
tl;dr: tits or GET THE FUCK OUT.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
What? I want people to talk to. People to laugh with. I don’t give a shit about my female “privilege”. That’s not why I’m here.
1 TeiaTameh 2018-04-02
Tits are awesome babymilk factories. Nothing degrading about letting them hang loose on the internet. Only stupid laws make people think there's something wrong with them. I vote more titties, less degradation and censorship.
1 diosdaddy 2018-04-02
I'm a normie. I matched with a ghetto Latina looking girl on Tinder. She sent me a screenshot of her DMs and my first reaction was "It's over"
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-04-02
KEK HAHA you finally swallowed the blackpill
1 bigman4004 2018-04-02
Was she at least thin without kids? If so you should have gone for it.
1 diosdaddy 2018-04-02
We met. Cool girl. Unfortunately I didn't smash and she moved.
1 prophetpepe 2018-04-02
lmao, I got 0 matches when I tried this once. Even after posting normie kind of pics and trying out different combinations and everything. Tinder is sui fuel
1 CJ_Slayer 2018-04-02
100% ethnics.
1 BlackMan54321 2018-04-02
And
1 Mest666 2018-04-02
almost 3000 matches and no gigachad, she's gonna die alone
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
I didn’t get that many. Lol. He didn’t even use my pictures.
1 PussyEater696969 2018-04-02
U gay
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-04-02
https://i.imgur.com/8jhTqkV.jpg
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Fuck you too
1 uKnowIsOver 2018-04-02
No,why are you saying this??
1 itsbeenover 2018-04-02
the last time i had sex, i learned i have sensitive nipples, so don't be weirded out if I ask you suck on my titties
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
Negative attention.
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-04-02
I wouldn't worry too much
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-04-02
You said I looked 34 so no.