When you apply normie advice in real life

312  2018-04-01 by foreignincel4

228 comments

The femoid later contributed to the "20% of women get raped" statistic.

Time to rope

Meirl

metoo

I smile too much lol. I'm a fucking smiling idiot but I want to be a stoic grumbling asshole. People can go fuck off lol. But they all think I love them. I'm just a #nice fucking guy.

lmaooo i smiled when i was bullied physically

I'm just one of those always pleasant and upbeat people, even though I feel the opposite way internally. For chrissakes a coworker even calls me smiley sometimes, JFL. I make you feel great, all the while incel despair and rage envelop my being. Gawd I need a fucking vacation.

Laughing for no reason is cringy. I managed to unlearn it. Just think about how retarded it is constantly. Before engaging in a conversation tell your dumb fucking face to not smile like s retard.

It works though!

Later that day she went on social media and told all her followers how an incel fuck eye raped her

Flowers were deliverd within the hour

"Don't smile like a creep."

"This is my normal smile."

"LOL, no it's not. Just magically make your palate wider and teeth straight."

If you watched more movies with female protagonists your teeth would straighten AND white themselves

watch alien bro

Aliens is literally the original blackpill

“GAME OVER, MAN!”

Smile with your eyes no need to show your teeth. Especially if it’s forced because then you literally look like a predator showing his teeth.

FEMALEOPPRESSION

When you’ve got a mouth full of cavities like me, you’d better keep your mouth shut 24/7

Please get dental care as soon as you can, for purely health reasons. Poor dental health is associated with a lot of very serious illnesses brought on by the poor dental health (and a lot of illnesses can cause you to have poor dental health so it becomes a vicious downwards spiral).

Dentists are a scam to be honest.

So you die faster, so fucking what? It's not like incel life matters anyway to anyone.

If that were true nobody would ever pay you any attention ever, including none of you would pay attention to each other. You affect a lot of people around you, of course you matter. But it is difficult and painful to live when you have a lot of traumatic experiences, and easy to treat yourself like crap just because you've been conditioned to. But that doesn't mean it's right nor good. You have to treat yourself well in any way you can find the energy to. Which is especially difficult when you're acutely on top of it all. Please take good care of yourself too because you too need to learn to accept kindness from yourself, and to not hate yourself.

I think people don’t understand that how well you take care of yourself is like a five point sing or higher. If I work out, and take care of myself, I look completely different from if I don’t.

Just because you haven't found someone to fuck you doesn't mean nobody loves you or cares about you.

Well, if you smile like that don't be surprised if someone gets freaked out

most of us have ugly smiles, we can't help it, shitty maxillas, I believe

gotem. These IT fags cant put themselves in others shoes

holy shit you're a year away from acquiring wizard powers

Yup, almost entirely due to crippling social anxiety.

But Im lucky I have a backup option

I've honestly never seen anyone with an ugly smile except maybe Chandler on friends when he and Monica are trying to get an engagement photo 😂😂😂

people who know their smiles are ugly don't tend to smile a lot

Just smile anyway! Life's too short to spend it not smiling

Well, if you smile like that don't be surprised if someone gets freaked out

That guy is doing more than just smiling

it's just a meme about how ugly our smiles are

https://imgur.com/a/X75Jl

one of these women even says 'don't smile'

Those are mean comments. I know alot of people can be really rude but honestly, just smile and forget the people that are going to give you shit for it. It's the same with laughing. Some people have wierd laughs, but they shouldn't stop laughing. Life is no fun if you don't laugh and smile.

Your naieveity is disgusting. Life is not all laughs and smiles and if it is for you your probably the reason someone dosent smile or laugh anymore.

I never said life is all laughing and smiling. I just mean that if you spend your whole life trying to please everyone around you, then you're going to be miserable.

Then I'm not going to please anyone. Misery is damn good fuel. And people like you are nothing but dirt.

Whoa that's a bit harsh, you don't even know me. Not sure why you are so hateful. And misery just fuels more misery. I hope you find peace.

I don't need to or want to know you. Because I've been hurt and I won't let that happen again. This misery turns into hate and that hate keeps me going. I found my peace when I decided that the people are hurt my are dead to me.

Okay, well I don't think I can change that with a conversation over Reddit. All I will say is that I've found that hating others tends to do more harm to you than it does to them. I truly wish you the best.

I'm doing pretty good. I know I'm hurting at least one of them by denying her existence. She deserves it. She lied to me the entire time we were together. Pretended she cared when she never gave a damn. There aren't friends in this world. Just people who use you.

Its sounds like you are really sure those beliefs about people and the world are accurate.

What else do I have anymore? Outside of my family there's only one person I trust. The rest of the world can hang for all I care.

That must be really lonely

No not at all. Being around her is all I need to feel better.

Still, to have your happiness depend on only one person must feel insecure.

No no the being cheated on makes me feel insecure.

Right, well that's understandable. Well I hope one day you're able to trust again, and branch out to include more people in your life.

It would be nice. In the meantime however? Fuck other people their happiness is none of my concern.

are you a butch or a femme

holy shit bro, I died

Why does that matter?

cause your advice is meaningless if you look like a man

I'm not sure why that would be.

look around you, this place is already a sausagefest. don't need advice from another dude

Well, im definitely female so no worries there!

so you're a butch

Would you believe me if I said I wasnt?

if you aren't then bow down before me. good afternoon i'm a wild truecel and i hate women

Did I fall into a game of thrones book?

no, you fell into a nin song. btw the book series is called A Song of Ice and Fire not "game of thrones" you normie 😌

Yeah I know, but most people call it game of thrones.

only those who have watched the tv show.

i read the books in 2009. you?

Wow you're getting weirdly competitive about this. I'm on the third book. I've only watched the first season of the show.

i'm not getting competitive i'm just bored.

a storm of swords is the best book in the series. i wish i could read that book for the first time again. you're lucky

I'm bored too! I'm Greek so Easter is next weekend for me, so I'm just chilling. Yeah it's really good so far. Who's your favorite character?

greece.. gyro and golden dawn nazis sorry that's all i know about your country i'm an ignorant american 🤔

Ygritte is definitely my favorite character. I can't remember if she's been introduced yet by the start of book 3.

Well my family is from greece, I was born in america.

She has, but her and Jon haven't gotten together yet

are you in greece or in the states atm?

and aah okay i'm glad she has. there's also another tough female character i really like called asha greyjoy she'll be introduced in the next book after storm of swords.

i also like littlefinger cause he's always scheming. who's your fav char

I've unfortunately never been to greece. Everyone else in my family has though lol

Oh yeah asha! I like her too. My favorites so far are tyrion and dany.

watching daenerys grow from meek teenager to a ruler of an army was really satisfying

Yes! It really was! The ending of first book was amazing

christ i just remember that all happened in the first book alone, drogo dying and the dragons hatching. there is so much content in the first 3 books it's amazing

Yeah, he's a really great writer. I only hope someday I can be as good

you're a writer?

lol you got hit with the inevitable ' i hoooope u find peaceee and happinesss and the cure to your inceldom that doesn't exist but maybe u can jus smileee'

Didn't even register it.

keep smiling, keep looking ugly, keep freaking people out, keep having people make rude comments about you, keep being an incel

got it

I finally know why you normies are here. You just want us to be incels who look happy.

I don't understand the aggression here. I'm not saying any of those things besides maybe the first one. All I'm saying is that there's always going to be mean people (especially on the internet). Part of life is learning how to deal with mean people and still be able to maintain a sense of self esteem.

got it, you want us to be an incel who feels good about being an incel, yikes

I think you are making alot of assumptions based off of my comments. It's like I write one thing, and somehow you get something completely different from what I wrote.

okay be an incel who is happy with being an incel but don't complain about things you can't control and don't call people out on their bullshit, got it

I never said that. Where are you getting this from?

mean people

people CAN have bad smiles. people CAN look worse while smiling. the fact that you won't acknowledge this and just dismiss it as "being mean" just goes to show how delusional the toxic positivity cult is

I never said that everyone has a great smile. I feel like you're reading my comments and like adding your own assumptions to them instead of just taking my words as what they actually say.

I've honestly never seen anyone with an ugly smile

Just smile anyway!

except for when you look ugly, then don't

I never said that last part...

Well, if you smile like that don't be surprised if someone gets freaked out

That was a joke about the exaggerated nature of the meme

the point isn't about the meme itself being true or not. it's about some people having shit smiles and looking objectively worse with them. you refuse to acknowledge that this exists and tell everyone to smile anyways, which is just naive

I'm not denying some people have smiles that some people call ugly. I'm saying that it's unreasonable to force yourself to stop smiling. Smiling is part of being human.

it's not about stopping smiling entirely but to stop smiling with the intention to make you look better

Okay, that makes sense

Right, and the meme purposely exaggerates the ugliness of the smile because it's funnier that way....

but you know that his smile is something he can't help, that's his normal smile

It's a meme....it seems like you guys are taking my comment about the exaggerated face he's making in the meme and assuming it's about your own smile

I wouldn't have thought that if you didn't go on a silly tirade about smiling with our ugly smiles anyway, or whatever you said, honestly I'm ejecting it from my memory. it was too stupid

All I meant was that if you take every mean comment to heart, you'll stop living. I know it's easier said than done. Smiling is part of being human, and it's cruel to yourself to force yourself to stop smiling because of mean comments. There's always going to be mean people, unfortunately, but part of life is learning to love yourself regardless.

I sensed the bullshit coming, and I didn't read a word of it

Ok, your choice

I love how said his smile was ugly but told him to smile anyway. Quit fucking lying asshole

I've literally never seen his smile so I have no clue if it's ugly or not.

This just in, ugly people arent allowed to smile

Faggot

You seem like a really nice guy

Jeez that was a fast reply. Just relax buddy

Smiling is extremely uncomfortable unless it's slight.

This is feel good advice that doesn't work in real life. This is the truth the majority of the time: if you are ugly and you smile at a girl then she will think you're a weirdo creep.

Well maybe just smile in general, you don't have to direct it at a person unless there's a specific reason to

Just smile bro! Don't forget to stop smiling when looking at other people though!

this 😢

Crazy how on point you guys are with facial anatomy.

i go down 2 points when i smile lmao

same, i'm absolutely hideous when i smile. I only look decent when i'm scowling, but no one likes a scowl

One thing to keep in mind is that many people hate their their smiles. I had to pick a picture for my IM at work. My boss said “just take a bunch and let someone else pick.” I’d have never pick the ones the girls picked. They’d have been my last choice. The idea of a good looking man is very different in the mind of a straight guy versus a woman (or even a gay dude). I’ve seen some smoking hot women with some pretty ugly guys.

Look up Christina Hendricks and then her husband. He isn’t super ugly, but I feel like there’s 5-7 point between them.

holy jesus fuck this is old

brutal blackpill for incels with shit smiles

It's a cartoon. Chill.

it's a cartoon about an established meme that incels have ugly smiles

Right, and the meme purposely exaggerates the ugliness of the smile because it's funnier that way.... my comment was a joke about that.

Your comment seeked to invalidate the comic, but the comic is a good representation, barely even exaggerated, of what social interactions are like when you have an ugly smile.

yes, he's looking ugly while doing it

Nah man it's exaggerated because it's funnier

I can't even show my teeth when I smile, for me it's just best to never have more than a small smile ever, sucked as a kid getting photos taken for my parents thought because those fuckers always expected me to "smile more" like mother fuckers me lips do not move in the way you are wanting them to move.

when I smile I look like old dirty bastard

PTSD

I hate when cunts smile at me.

Well maybe that's why you're an incel :') ? How about being nice to people who are showing you a kind gesture?

No. I treat everyone like shit. Besides, a smile means nothing, it’s trivial bullshit st best.

Well why are you mean to everyone. :') I have crooked teeth but when I see anyone I try to give a little smile just to say "hey I acknowledge you, and I'm friendly" I would never try to straight up ignore anyone, unless someone came over to me and was acting really innapropriate.

Well why are you mean to everyone

Because they see me as a worthless, incompetent piece of shit for being short. I figure they're going to figure I will have a complex, so I may as well show them one. It isn't like anyone was going to respect me in the first place.

Maybe you should give people a chance. I know I wouldn't be cold to someone who hasn't treated me wrongly.

No one gives me a chance, or the benefit of the doubt, so no.

You seem all mean and tough, but maybe you're just tired of being rejected. :( I'm sorry you've probably had a hurtful past. I genuinely hope you can find a happy life.

How knew someone get treated like shit their entire life, over trivial bullshit, would cause them to develop a le bad/toxic personality?

Well you're aware at the very least. I could understand why you would turn out toxic, but it's not going to bring people in. It's just going to push people out. Maybe try to go out and find people who like doing the same things you do. I didn't have a best friend until I was out of high school. I met them at work. And we found other friends by going to anime conventions. We even found this girl at the park with her pet snakes to be our friends. You can find good people at the most random times and places. You just got to let them in and not push them away. I probably seen to optimistic, but I don't want people to feel so alone. Heck, I'll be your friend if you want.

Holy fuck, incels. You guys are funny.

our guy's what?

This is accurate...

If Chad smiles she smiles back. If incel smiles its rape.

Anything an unattractive man does will be considered rape.

Actually, having sex with somebody without their consent is rape.

Test out your little hypothesis next time you leave your house. You may be surprised.

I cant, women would never look in my direction

Incorrect.

Yeah surprised by that sexual harassment case I cought.

OMG that's the funniest shit I've ever seen on here.

GJDM!

Fuckin lol

The tears make this so fucking perfect lol

Serious question, for u guys out there? Is this actually a thing?

Like if you smile at chicks do they really not smile back? Or if you try talking to them do they just ignore you?

we look like that when we smile

No you don't stop lying to yourself

Yes y'all may be ugly but there are PLENTY of ugly women out there bro.

Prolly virign too yall can get pussy be confident

wtf lol can't tell if this is satire

Lol not really. Yeah some of us got lucky. So what? I didn't ask to be born that way?

Neither did you

Use whatcha got.

I have a small dick but do I care about sexually satisfying women? Lol no

no you don't stop lying to yourself

yes y'all may be ugly but there are plenty of ugly women out there bro.

Howdy pardner, y'all call me?

Here are some blackpill truths:

  1. We are incels because of the body we're born with.
  2. We aren't born hateful and misogynists.
  3. Whatever advise you have, shove it up your ass. Because we've tried them all and failed.
  4. None of you cunts give a shit about "personality" as long as the man is hot. Admit it.

PLENTY of ugly women out there bro

Yeah, all of them dating normal men.

y'all generic useless normie advice Is this for real?

y'all

generic useless normie advice

is this for real?

Howdy pardner, y'all call me?

Here are some blackpill truths:

  1. We are incels because of the body we're born with.
  2. We aren't born hateful and misogynists.
  3. Whatever advise you have, shove it up your ass. Because we've tried them all and failed.
  4. None of you cunts give a shit about "personality" as long as the man is hot. Admit it.

I think everybody is beautiful. I even think YOU are beautiful! Despite and because of your negative comments. I know you’re hurting inside, baby. We all are. We live in a cruel and unforgiving world. Its up to us to make Life good. No matter your circumstance, you have a choice to be a force for positivity or negatively in this world. And the best part is, that choice is offered to you again and again, every moment of your life. You are always free to choose a new path. Love x

stop talking to a bot, you dumb cunt.

I may not have an ugly smile but girls have definitely have given looks of disgust in response to me smiling at them.

if you try talking to them do they just ignore you?

Always been like that for me.

Damn man that's just cold.

Not sure how I would react...like? That's fucked

Nah. It's normal. You get used to it.

Me too, brother. I get ignored more than you can believe.

They usually smile at me but I don't smile back.

I don't smile at women I don't know. Not anyone, really.

Yes. Mostly they just turn away real quick, but sometimes they'll sneer or otherwise show their, uh, displeasure.

How old are you? Serious question like what mature grown woman would do that? I could see like...16 and 17 years old do this kinda shit

I'm 34.

I could see

"Oh, I'm a normal person and don't have to deal with this issue, so it's not real and I can't see it happening"

You don't have to tell me. I know you "can't see" issues like mine because they don't happen to you and when they happen to someone else, you can't find it in yourself to condemn it.

No bro im not trynna come off as hostile. If anything this sub makes me hate women more.

And before puberty hit i was bullied alot so I do understand. Girls ignored me (not that I even cared back then it was all about that sweet Xbox fuck yeah) then I just got lucky. If anything you guys have a better, deeper personality than I.

I just got good at putting on a fake charming personality but now that I'm on this sub I feel so fucking empty inside.

See, putting on a fake charming personality requires that people talk to you beyond token gestures (if that). With women in social settings, it's exactly that they will avoid any and all contact.

Not discrediting your arguments, but didn't you find a gf a while ago?

Yes, I did. Incidentally, the fact that I'm now in a happy relationship didn't make me any more appealing to others.

Yeah, I was just curious tbh. Does your gf know that you're an "evil online mysoggyneest"™?

Yes she does and she mostly shares my views on those issues.

Bro, sometimes it feels like females have a built-in incel avoidance system.

I haven't seen a girl's eyes in at least a year.

I think it's called biology.

I haven't seen a girl's eyes in over a year

That would explain it. Get out more.

Girls are often afraid of smiling at very ugly giys it seems. I havent noriced ir often, but i read a lot of different incel stories on the matter.

I legit can't imagine a girl smiling when she looks me in the eye, this never happened in my entire life.

Fuck

The only girls I didn't know who smiled at me out of nowhere wanted to sleep with me. Absolutely no exceptions.

When I smile at people, usually they look away quickly or give an awkward half rictus. The only positive responses I get are from little babies who guzzle and laugh. It's lifefuel, but women look at me like I'm a pedo or something just for smiling at babies. My ugly fucking face is such a curse

I'm sorry man

Indeed, if you smile like if you’re gonna kill them, they can’t be happy

When I smile my mouth starts to twitch ilke I'm starting to get a stroke. It's not something I have control over.

Don’t turn your face until you’ve got the smile down! Plus if somebody doesn’t want to be with you for who you are, you shouldn’t want to be with them either! Best x

if somebody doesn’t want to be with you for who you are, you shouldn’t want to be with them either!

Unfortunately that's pretty much the entire female population...

What percentage of the female population have you interacted with? With the internet and ease of travel this century, feel free to move around if you don’t feel welcome or loved where you are. We’re all weird, and I say with great certainty that there is a woman out there who will look at you and see she’s met the match to her weird.

Not having interacted with all 3,5 billion women that are alive is not an argument.

I don't have to talk to all of them to know that they like food, have 2 legs or that they are probably shorter then me.

I have lived in several countries and been to more. The cultures and people were vastly different. What stayed the same is that I am not perceived as an romantic option.

I am sure that there is a woman who would want to marry me. Then again any other westerner would do as long as it means that she could get to Europe.

The last line there strikes me as a possible reason for not having been seen as an option. Women pick up on more subtle details of human interact. I don’t know many women you swoon over ‘any other westerner would do it.’ Anyway, there are more important things.

Not "do it". "Would do"

Well, if you think you'll have more luck in the gay population, go give them a try. I've heard the same arguments from incels as from FAs (in my book female incels). It's hard to get by being ugly anywhere. It's non men's fault nor women's. People are at least partially shallow. The good thing is that for most people you can at least up your status by taking care of yourself (grooming, degree, intelligence, stylish, humour, and to be honest money is also obviously an option for men). In fact I'd say you are luckier than an equally ugly girl since men are generally more visual than women.

The thing that bugs me about male and female incels is that they both have some sort of entitlement complex. They claim that the other sex is in it's entirety wrong for not being attracted to less attractive people. Yet whenever I hear them talking about trying to get with someone or someone that rejected them or someone that would reject them it is never their fellow unattractive people. It's almost like they themselves are also not attracted to actual unattractive people of the opposite sex. FAs never talk or imagine ablut getting with a chubby guy even though they claim that fat is beautiful. And incels probably literally can't even see the ugly girls around them.

And if one of those FAs or incels actually is desperate enough at some point to approach a fat guy or an ugly girl and that person has the audacity to not immediatly dry hump them or worse reject them, then all of a sudden we're dealing with a fucking crisis. HOW IN THE FUCK DARE THESE LESSER PEOPLE REJECT ME!?!!! FUCK THEM ALL!!

In your case, I doubt it's actually the entire female population that would never date you. I've seen plenty of not-so-physically-blessed guys with even hot girls. The thing with those guys was probably that they had something else going on though. I'd say try to work on yourself a bit before actually making that statement. There's more girls that would date an ugly succesful guy than a hot bum.

Kek you stole this from an r/aww comment thread.

hahhaa ues

Ah the sub I was banned from.

why the fuck would you get banned from aww? its literally cute puppies i wanna hug them

There was a post with a girl kissing her dog and I made a joke about girls putting peanut butter on their vags and having dogs lick them.

well thats not aww material , i think that sub is family friendly , i go there to read the cute comments like animal poetry

Animal poetry you say?

Stacy was really aroused,

So on Tinder she browsed,

But Chad was not around,

Stacy was really let down.

So on her vagina she put peanut butter,

And then called her dog over with a mutter,

Made Fiddo lick her roast beef flaps,

And before long began to illapse,

Squirting her juices all over poor Fiddo's face.

its not like that its more like:

my name is bork

i see fren

i lick him heckin good

i feel all silly and now XD

Dude what the fuck is wrong with you?

It's a fuckin joke dumbass.

it's offensive and terrible. this is like bullying someone and when getting caught saying, "it was just a joke, dude!"

Every joke is terrible and offensive to someone. Grow the fuck up.

Maybe you should stop slinging insults around like in sixth grade. I know anybody who makes a poem about beastiality isn't getting hired.

What about getting hired as a comedian or poet? Also there have been girls who've actually used peanut butter to get their dog to eat them out. I'm raising awareness for the sexual harassment of dogs.

yeah sure, he won't get hired now because he made a silly poem online. Go back to whatever corner of the internet you came from and leave us alone normie.

Did you just call me a normie unironically? Go back to 4chan lol

leave braincels your kind isn't wanted here.

It’s called freedom of speech lol. Why are you even here? This is weeks old. Is your sub that dead?

i love you guys

Lmao that's great.

It's OVER for smilecels

I am good looking when I dont smile. As soon as I do, its over.

This meme is powerful. Looks are truly the only thing that matter.

Or you know, not smiling like you want to eat them. That might work too.

It seems that the idea that some people simply have naturally atrocious faces (and hence naturally atrocious smiles) just completely eludes you.

The fact that you can still smile normally even with a weird face seems to elude you as well.

Ask him to smile normally? Sure, he could definitely do that.

There is absolutely no way an ugly dude like that can smile "normally". I cannot imagine any contortion of his facial muscles which will result in a reasonable looking face. Some men are just ugly. I know. It's an insane concept. And some men are so ugly that even looking at their faces elicits an immediate visceral negative reaction.

The thing with men that ugly is that they get hated on and blamed for being ugly. What was the first thing that would have went through the head of the girl in that meme? "Oh, God, that creep is staring at me".

Just KYS if you're sub3 in 2018.

Are you saying you guys all look like this? This guy always gets posted on here.

He's a nice example because he's a real ugly dude. His face debunks every normie argument.

But you’re not all that ugly. Some of you probably do just need a bit of grooming and self confidence.

He's an extreme example, but women have really high standards nowadays. It's hard, even you're just an average looking dude.

Not all women have super high standards, somehow I convinced my wife to stick with me. I’ve never been on tinder, but it sounds like it’s hard to find anyone decent on there, male or female. I just don’t think you guys are giving yourselves a chance.

I’ll be honest, I’d much prefer someone who is average looking with a good sense of humour and self confidence, than someone ridiculously attractive with no personality.

Putting your self worth into the hands of others is dangerous for your mental health. You are worth more than your appearance.

Reality check: some people have ugly smiles.

Ok

The only thing you had to do was saying " Hey, what's up?" And casually walk away. They'll say not much or something more insightful. If you have zero social skill or little to no sense of humor, then what kind of human are you? Start with hello, back in the ancient days. The weak get left out, not pampered.

i lold

That's not a smile, that's a death stare.

“Hey baby girl…you want some candy.”

hahahahhaaa

Don’t hold the smile

Lol, I glanced at a girl that was behind me in line at the conveinince store. I was starting to get rung up and she was 2nd and she goes to the next register over even though she'll be 3rd in line for that register.

It's not that you're ugly. It's That's you're ugly and a bad person.

/u/ithasbeenover these meme reminds me of you

yep, retruded maxillas man, give a nigga an ugly smile

Fucking hell this got me good

So freaking true lol.

Right, and the meme purposely exaggerates the ugliness of the smile because it's funnier that way.... my comment was a joke about that.

All I meant was that if you take every mean comment to heart, you'll stop living. I know it's easier said than done. Smiling is part of being human, and it's cruel to yourself to force yourself to stop smiling because of mean comments. There's always going to be mean people, unfortunately, but part of life is learning to love yourself regardless.

I'm not sure why that would be.

Nah. It's normal. You get used to it.

hahhaa ues

Ah the sub I was banned from.

Or you know, not smiling like you want to eat them. That might work too.

Your comment seeked to invalidate the comic, but the comic is a good representation, barely even exaggerated, of what social interactions are like when you have an ugly smile.

What about getting hired as a comedian or poet? Also there have been girls who've actually used peanut butter to get their dog to eat them out. I'm raising awareness for the sexual harassment of dogs.

The only thing you had to do was saying " Hey, what's up?" And casually walk away. They'll say not much or something more insightful. If you have zero social skill or little to no sense of humor, then what kind of human are you? Start with hello, back in the ancient days. The weak get left out, not pampered.

yeah sure, he won't get hired now because he made a silly poem online. Go back to whatever corner of the internet you came from and leave us alone normie.

I am good looking when I dont smile. As soon as I do, its over.