Im kinda like the complete opposite at the moment. My face is pretty damn good but my body os pretty thicc atleast now, im hoping to get Lean at some point
I mean my face was pretty swole and funny looking a few years back so i know what you mean. What worked for me was doing some exercises to make your face "stronger" (?).
Those are shirts, probably from eBay. They’re directly from somewhere in SE Asia. I’ve purchased similar shirts before. They are cheap in both senses of the word; inexpensive and poor quality. The fit across the chest and around the arms varies greatly from shirt to shirt. Also, they’re sized for Asians, so everything is smaller. If you’re not Asian you’ll need a size or two larger (a L or XL instead of a M).
But they do look ok, sorta, especially if you only plan on using them for social media or dating app pictures (as was my intention). It’s better than a Black Ops. 2 t-shirt.
They bought the clothes from a cheap Chinese repro company, that's what they did wrong. None of the people wearing the clothes are muscular and don't have anywhere near the same frame as the mannequins being used do.
They bought clothes that are tailored specifically to fit the mannequins so they look good. In reality they're mass produced out of poor quality materials and poor workmanship.
Everyone looks better in shape, don't use LDAR as an excuse not to get off your ass and improve. If not for stacy, do it for yourself. Be a better fuckup today than you were yesterday, and a better one again tomorrow.
The figure on the left is perfect, for lord Saint blackops2cel is the pinnacle of the perfection of creation. O lord Saint blackops2cel, show us the way to LDAR and lead us not into these worldly temptations. Amen, peace be upon him.
Its supposed to make you happier and feel like you have more control over your situation.
Its not supposed to make you a model who fucks the hottest girls on the planet.
That doesn't happen for most of us either. Do you know how many times i've been turned down/rescheduled/told just to be friends this week? Shit is depressing.
I’ve tried like 30 different profiles (genuine bios to self deprecating jokes) and a hundred different profile pics with radically different results.
I’m still working on not dressing like a high schooler and having pale noodles for arms.
You’re gonna hate this, but I tried a new hairstyle too. Shaved the sides but kept long on the top. Recently bought hair gel for the first time and have been pulling it back a bit (almost like a small Conan swirl).
But yeah, I don’t think tinder is a good way to meet people unless you’re looking for bud.
Do you have a karaoke night near you? Any place you’d like to volunteer? Fill up your time and occupy your mind. People can smell desperation and it doesn’t smell good.
Again, how does it matter. Iamqtpie is a streamer and well known on the Internet and makes a butt load of money. That comparison is bullshit. Again, you get matches. I've literally never had a single match ever. And I've been using Tinder for close to two years now. Not a single match.
well known on the Internet and makes a butt load of money.
Hes happy, is my point. He didn't buy his happiness nor did he buy his girlfriend.
He's also slowly getting better looking as he gets in shape.
/r/tinder has a "help'' thread where people give advice on your profile and how its generally perceived.
but again, i'd try to meet people through volunteering not tinder. Do you think Qt could make a tinder with a few pics/uninteresting profile and get swiped right by "Stacey"? Definitely not.
You're missing the point. He's happy because he has all those things. He did buy his happiness and most likely his girlfriend too.
Oh look at that. The help threads are filled with exact same type of people. Ugly guys. Not a girl to be found. And look at that. They all get the same worth less haircut and clothes advice that gets repeated ad nauseam. Yeah. That will totally help.
That’s great man, want me to head over and offer advice or would you prefer I didn’t?
I still believe isn’t a great way to meet people my friend. My tinder bio right now is a mike birbiglia joke, “my self esteem was hovering around normal, so I figure I’d download tinder and drop it back down to -1000.”
Next time you’re at a store, try and ask the cashier how they are, with all the pip you can muster (you’ll sound fake, even to yourself the first 50 times).
Ask them how to pronounce their name and then use it. Ask them if they had to work easter, did they at least get paid over time! What, no? That’s ridiculous! Anyway have a great day, don’t work too hard!
In that 1-2 minute interaction, you won’t be thinking about yourself and your problems. That’s the idea. It’ll be a small vacation from your own thoughts.
Anyway it’s my first day on a working interview, wish me luck!
You can offer advice man. I doubt it'll be any different from others but anyways. Good luck with the interview. I hope you get the job. I've had a few interviews and the key is to not stress. They want you. So value yourself and don't sell yourself short.
Those things are great for the average man. Dietary alterations make a big difference to appearance, specifically, sodium intake, water intake, and POSSIBLY sugar intake (?)...
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1 Gayfagcel 2018-04-01
It is tho,haven't u heard the story about the 40yo balding indian janitor?
1 Dellarie 2018-04-01
Ah yes, where he got 20 years younger and became white, amazing what you can achieve through hard work and dedication.
1 sloshy95 2018-04-01
LMAO if you think blackops2cel is 5'5. Look at how long his neck is. He's atleast 6ft you coping manlet.
1 Mest666 2018-04-01
I heard he is 20 feet tall
1 chadbhava 2018-04-01
When your actual feet arent even 1 foot long
1 numandina 2018-04-01
He consumes Chads with thunderbolts from his arse and annihilates roasties with fireballs from his eyes.
1 Hurion 2018-04-01
I heard they use his foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee stadium.
1 Im_already_dead_man 2018-04-01
WHY GOD, WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN CHICO.
1 boahandcock 2018-04-01
Don't forget taking a shower.
1 Stoic_Stranger 2018-04-01
Don't forget to bring a towel.
1 nutboi88 2018-04-01
I mean eating well, exercising and dressing well definitely helpS
1 kysacademy 2018-04-01
No gym for face.
1 nutboi88 2018-04-01
But going to the gym still would be only good
1 kysacademy 2018-04-01
Cope. Im fit, by my face looks as if im not. Its super chubby. Point being if genetics are shit.. Its over boyo.
1 nutboi88 2018-04-01
Im kinda like the complete opposite at the moment. My face is pretty damn good but my body os pretty thicc atleast now, im hoping to get Lean at some point
1 kysacademy 2018-04-01
Proved my fucking point asshole.
1 nutboi88 2018-04-01
I mean my face was pretty swole and funny looking a few years back so i know what you mean. What worked for me was doing some exercises to make your face "stronger" (?).
1 lookslikeanogre 2018-04-01
wouldn't increased testosterone only make one more depressed about their incel status
1 --BERSERK-- 2018-04-01
Just grow 10 inches bro
1 STREET_SHITTER_9000 2018-04-01
Damn , anyone know what the suits at the bottom are called , looks pretty good
1 eredin_breac_glas 2018-04-01
Those two jackets are dope af. Anyone got a link to them?
1 StoopidSeksyFlanders 2018-04-01
Those are shirts, probably from eBay. They’re directly from somewhere in SE Asia. I’ve purchased similar shirts before. They are cheap in both senses of the word; inexpensive and poor quality. The fit across the chest and around the arms varies greatly from shirt to shirt. Also, they’re sized for Asians, so everything is smaller. If you’re not Asian you’ll need a size or two larger (a L or XL instead of a M).
But they do look ok, sorta, especially if you only plan on using them for social media or dating app pictures (as was my intention). It’s better than a Black Ops. 2 t-shirt.
1 advancedatheist 2018-04-01
Speaking of Asians and clothing:
CAN A DRESS SHIRT BE RACIST?
https://www.wired.com/2016/03/can-a-dress-shirt-be-racist/
1 Monkey_Jerk 2018-04-01
https://i.imgur.com/fcpiDvc.jpg
1 jdc5294 2018-04-01
So are you stupid or do you understand what the people “in reality” did wrong and are posting it anyway?
1 BF8211 2018-04-01
They bought the clothes from a cheap Chinese repro company, that's what they did wrong. None of the people wearing the clothes are muscular and don't have anywhere near the same frame as the mannequins being used do.
1 jdc5294 2018-04-01
None of that would stop someone from rocking those clothes.
1 BF8211 2018-04-01
What? The reason the clothes looked good in the picture was because of tricks with lighting and the mannequin lol
1 Monkey_Jerk 2018-04-01
They bought clothes that are tailored specifically to fit the mannequins so they look good. In reality they're mass produced out of poor quality materials and poor workmanship.
1 ChaddyMcChadface 2018-04-01
I wonder if St. BlackOps2Cel knows about all this...
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-01
He knows all, peace be upon him.
1 LordDarthra 2018-04-01
It would help. Imagine him bulked up, healthier hair and dressed nice. Way better looking.
1 anincelforlifelol 2018-04-01
COPE
1 kysacademy 2018-04-01
No you just look like a refined circus clown. One that women would still not acknowledge
1 LordDarthra 2018-04-01
Thank God there are tons of women with clown fetishes.
1 kysacademy 2018-04-01
Haha
1 DasSassyPantzen 2018-04-01
Bullshit. Take some pride in yourself. Take decent care of yourself. Women DO notice that.
1 OnAllDAY 2018-04-01
With that hairline?
1 LordDarthra 2018-04-01
Dunno, hard to say. Right now his hair is so flat. Needs to be floofed up, blow dried or something. Also, his iris' are fucking huge.
1 iQ9k 2018-04-01
Lul
1 Invisible_247 2018-04-01
Don't forget the hobbies and volunteering.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-01
And a good viewing of a marathon of movies with strong female roles couldn't hurt.
1 generalei1 2018-04-01
Everyone looks better in shape, don't use LDAR as an excuse not to get off your ass and improve. If not for stacy, do it for yourself. Be a better fuckup today than you were yesterday, and a better one again tomorrow.
1 iQ9k 2018-04-01
Cope but yeah, eating well and exercising should be in everyone's daily routine. Good thing most people here are already gymcelling
1 generalei1 2018-04-01
Having a good philosophy isn't cope.
1 RegisteredLolicon 2018-04-01
I'd gaycel for blackops2cel
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-04-01
The figure on the left is perfect, for lord Saint blackops2cel is the pinnacle of the perfection of creation. O lord Saint blackops2cel, show us the way to LDAR and lead us not into these worldly temptations. Amen, peace be upon him.
1 MadEyeJoker 2018-04-01
I mean, he'd honestly look pretty good with some muscle tone, a nice haircut and a fitted suit. You can't deny that.
There are some things you can't fix but you might as well focus on what you can.
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-04-01
You forget shower and haircut
1 hiddenpants110 2018-04-01
and dont forget the showers and respecting women.
1 5_times84 2018-04-01
Its supposed to make you happier and feel like you have more control over your situation.
Its not supposed to make you a model who fucks the hottest girls on the planet.
That doesn't happen for most of us either. Do you know how many times i've been turned down/rescheduled/told just to be friends this week? Shit is depressing.
1 taiwanna 2018-04-01
How many?
1 5_times84 2018-04-01
Like 5. A friend. 3 tinder dates. A girl on bumble I was hitting it off with unmatched me(or I thought we were hitting it off).
1 gufestus2 2018-04-01
He won't even get a match or a date in the first place.
1 5_times84 2018-04-01
I’ve tried like 30 different profiles (genuine bios to self deprecating jokes) and a hundred different profile pics with radically different results.
I’m still working on not dressing like a high schooler and having pale noodles for arms.
You’re gonna hate this, but I tried a new hairstyle too. Shaved the sides but kept long on the top. Recently bought hair gel for the first time and have been pulling it back a bit (almost like a small Conan swirl).
But yeah, I don’t think tinder is a good way to meet people unless you’re looking for bud.
Do you have a karaoke night near you? Any place you’d like to volunteer? Fill up your time and occupy your mind. People can smell desperation and it doesn’t smell good.
I struggle to follow my own advice btw
1 gufestus2 2018-04-01
Again, how does it matter. Iamqtpie is a streamer and well known on the Internet and makes a butt load of money. That comparison is bullshit. Again, you get matches. I've literally never had a single match ever. And I've been using Tinder for close to two years now. Not a single match.
1 5_times84 2018-04-01
Hes happy, is my point. He didn't buy his happiness nor did he buy his girlfriend.
He's also slowly getting better looking as he gets in shape.
/r/tinder has a "help'' thread where people give advice on your profile and how its generally perceived.
but again, i'd try to meet people through volunteering not tinder. Do you think Qt could make a tinder with a few pics/uninteresting profile and get swiped right by "Stacey"? Definitely not.
1 gufestus2 2018-04-01
You're missing the point. He's happy because he has all those things. He did buy his happiness and most likely his girlfriend too.
Oh look at that. The help threads are filled with exact same type of people. Ugly guys. Not a girl to be found. And look at that. They all get the same worth less haircut and clothes advice that gets repeated ad nauseam. Yeah. That will totally help.
1 5_times84 2018-04-01
I'm sorry you feel that way.
1 gufestus2 2018-04-01
Cool.
1 gufestus2 2018-04-01
BTW I tried your advice.
1 5_times84 2018-04-01
You started volunteering already?
Or you adjusted your tinder profile.
You know why people suggest that you volunteer, right?
1 gufestus2 2018-04-01
I posted my profile for critique.
1 5_times84 2018-04-01
That’s great man, want me to head over and offer advice or would you prefer I didn’t?
I still believe isn’t a great way to meet people my friend. My tinder bio right now is a mike birbiglia joke, “my self esteem was hovering around normal, so I figure I’d download tinder and drop it back down to -1000.”
Next time you’re at a store, try and ask the cashier how they are, with all the pip you can muster (you’ll sound fake, even to yourself the first 50 times).
Ask them how to pronounce their name and then use it. Ask them if they had to work easter, did they at least get paid over time! What, no? That’s ridiculous! Anyway have a great day, don’t work too hard!
In that 1-2 minute interaction, you won’t be thinking about yourself and your problems. That’s the idea. It’ll be a small vacation from your own thoughts.
Anyway it’s my first day on a working interview, wish me luck!
1 gufestus2 2018-04-01
You can offer advice man. I doubt it'll be any different from others but anyways. Good luck with the interview. I hope you get the job. I've had a few interviews and the key is to not stress. They want you. So value yourself and don't sell yourself short.
1 hara-kiri-enthusiast 2018-04-01
Hey nice wholesome convo.
1 CJ_Slayer 2018-04-01
Those things are great for the average man. Dietary alterations make a big difference to appearance, specifically, sodium intake, water intake, and POSSIBLY sugar intake (?)...
1 KanoDoMario 2018-04-01
MGTOW here, but what does IT mean?
1 j0nesjonesjones 2018-04-01
inceltears
1 KanoDoMario 2018-04-01
ohhhhh
1 generalei1 2018-04-01
Having a good philosophy isn't cope.