Dude nobody is judging you for your lack of a sex life, normies don't get a kick out of humiliating you, you're just imaging it bro [nsfw]

34  2018-04-01 by AprilYi7

72 comments

fuck this gay earth

I'm going to Bunnings to get a last snag and some industrial strength rope, fuck this life kek

I'd fucking go ballistics if someone pulled that in front of me. I already get huge urges to kick people in the face for PDA

going to the range and shooting off the old AR15 helps

Why go to the range when you can go to the class

I bet you this was the insecure blood thirsty roasties idea

this guy should come closer and stick dick in her mouth, he idiot

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Pretty standard procedure to go for a walk or to the library/dining hall for a bit if your dormmate wants to hook up.

Seems passive-aggressive and creepy to stay.

Pretty standard procedure to not go out of your way to make other people feel uncomfortable by disgustingly fucking in front of them.

It looks like the dude is just chilling watching a show or something. A lot easier to do that in public than having sex. One of the first things people learn in college is how to work with your roommate regarding "private time".

If you're unhappy with the frequency, work it out with the roommate or go to the RA. Just sitting through it really is passive-aggressive.

Exact same argument can be said about masturbating, yet that's sexual harassment.

They shouldn't have to leave their own room. Brb shitting on my own bed infront of my roommate because I can't do it in public, you are a fucking degenerate.

Having sex is degenerate? lol this fucking sub. And you're latching onto one word (public) to ignore the inarguable point that there are many more options to take a laptop somewhere compared to coordinating a hookup.

This comes up in 100% of dorms that aren't solely incels. Never heard of someone who would purposely cockblock their roommate until seeing the responses here. Guess it's jealousy.

most people realize it's a lot harder to coordinate time with a girl compared to pausing your Netflix show

No they don't. If you can't afford to live alone tough shit, the roommate has every right to be there. You realise people actually have sex daily, so you expect the loner here to just leave every time, instead of them going somewhere else and having basic respect.]

Yes doing in a room is harassing them, you degenerate.

You'd usually alternate between rooms each day. I can tell you have absolutely zero experience with this and we're just talking in circles at this point, so I'm not going to continue.

Says the slayer browsing braincels

Only a hoe would let you fuck with another dude in the room, trust me.

You’re assuming that he knew what was happening, labeling him as the bad guy. Couldn’t it be just as likely that they started fucking with him in the room while trying to keep quiet?

It's too much of a leap of faith, clearly, that quiet guy just stayed there to creepily enjoy someone else having sex.

Duuuuh.

/s

Pretty standard procedure to go for a walk or to the library/dining hall for a bit if a dormmate wants to hook up.

Out of interest, what if he said no? What if he doesn't want to go anywhere? How about you find a place to have a shag that is not in the same room as your roommate? Tried that for a change?

It's a dorm, not a brothel. If he wants to engage in premarital depravity, he should go to a motel or something instead of expecting his roommate to vacate the room that he also lives in over it.

The replies here are amazing. Is it always this way? Why would you not leave the room?

Landwhale

Cope, she’s thick af

Maybe attractive to genetic trash, any attractive man would find her repulsive. Guarantee you thendude fucking her is below 6/10

Yet she wouldn't even look in your direction

Whatever you say ;)

Do you have a boner for your personal fantasy versions of top 1% men or something? You seem to be obsessed with whstever they like.

I happen to be in touch with one of them. He's called "myself"

Cope harder, she's stacylite and he's chadlite I bet. Nearly all of us would eat dirt and worms out of her asshole.

Well that is in your perspective, we live on two different planets

Yeah, planet cope. All this shit talking is a defense mechanism because you'd never have a chance to slam that heavenly ass. It's fucking primo, trust. I've only had my hands on something like that a couple of times. Scoring an LTR with that is damn near impossible lol.

Men who women actually desire always end up liking the same thing https://imgur.com/a/Jliv0

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she has like no fat on her lmao

Ideal BMI: 15-18. She has good bone structure but a lot of fat, she'd be hot if she lost weight

BMI is bull-shit. People have different bodies. Someone who is 5'6 and works-out with a denser structure/broad shoulders will be considered "over-weight" by those standards despite being in peak physical shape.

As for the skank roastie, it seems like the majority of fat is concentrated in her ass, which is great because a lot of men like ass. Her waist is very thin and her back has some definition which implies physical fitness.

I guess you just like twigs because the roastie has a nice body. And this is coming from someone who was a top poster of that Fat Hate subreddit.

People have different bodies

no

Someone who is 5'6 and works-out with a denser structure/broad shoulders will be considered "over-weight" by those standards (BMI in general, not the one you cited) despite being in peak physical shape.

duh, bmi isnt for bodybuilders

Lmfao, find me a very attractive guy (99th percentile) who likes a body other than this https://imgur.com/a/Jliv0 the "thick" body type has only been on the rise since men have had to lower their standards due to hypergamy, if you ever get the opportunity to see a skinny girl with a thigh gap bending over with her back arched, you will quickly find out what is truly beautiful.

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Haha not really my type tbh. I never liked that ultra skinny legs and flat booty body type..dobt think its unattractive, but not 10/10 either for me.

Strongly doubt it

My old room mate was sadly one of them. His girlfriend is massive

There are also a lot of guys who like thick women. Even attractive confident ones.

Cope, only closet fags like skinny bitches with no curves

Closet fags or attractive men, unattractive men like what is seen in the video.

LMFAO that roastie has been fucked by so many chads and tyrones that she has been desensitized so shes watching a series to pass time

It looks like porn

jfl normies are so addicted to pornography that they have to watch it while having sex in order to stay aroused

Id just go ER if that happened to me. Life is already enough of a mockery.

That's just nasty. Fucking ON A BUNK BED (?!) while his roommate is in the room, and recording it! Fuckin hell

Just yo Average degenerate in 2018

True, true.

if a Nigga bring a bitch over and he not tryna run a train on this thot they both catching this fade i swear

lmao, why do you have to capitalise the word "nigga" tho?

Because he wanted to empathize nigga by making it a proper noun?

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Suicide fuel. It’s over

That's just sad

that's kind of gross tbh

Happened to me twice... First time I watched and recorded it lmao. My boy got a kick out of it and wanted to put it on lime wire lol but I wouldn't. The second time I got pissed and told the bitch to fuck me too or to gtfo of my place. And then we ran a train on that hoe and then grabbed some Wendy's afterwards.

And then you woke up

The truth is the truth isnt as glamorous as I posted... Yes, that went down, but I couldn't even get hard. It was the first time I had the case of the old man dick, it was fucking bullshit. I had drank way too much easy Jesus and was smoking like a chimney and an obese shit. My boy still talks about it lol. He can't believe I pulled it off. But bitches are like that, yell at the bitch and give her a little smirk with a twinkle in your eye and she very well could jump ya bones.

And then I went to sleep

Yeah it sounds like a tall tale but I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks lol. I'm a fucking savage, it's hard to believe a lot of the shit I've done. Whatever I remain gangsta af. If you haven't run a train in 2018, it's over boyo.

Just commenting to see what ludicrous bullshit you will reply next.

Whatevs dawg, it happened.

Not doubting that. You just sound like a retard retelling it.

Inbox me and ask me if I give a fuck lol.

I'll ask here, do you?

Nope! Happy Easter.

i think this is porn

So you're just going to casually fuck right behind me while also watching some TV on your computer? Could've at least brought Domino's or a second girl or something so I don't feel weird in the background, shit.

This is what ER had to endure, except it was having to listen to his fucking sister.

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