I got a girlfriend!

109  2018-04-01 by EchoManiac

haha april fools im going to die alone

27 comments

Me too,but I was dreaming.

yeah

Even my tulpa ignores me.

By ignoring you she ignores herself. After all, if you stop thinking about her she disappears.

She probably wants to disappear

Well, i cant reads minds so i dont know

well yeah, she's stuck with an incel

What saddens me is that getting a girlfriend is so amazing for you lot that it is noteworthy (I know it didn’t really happen but had it happened I doubt you wouldn’t make a post)

ty for letting me know that i am a lesser creature, really needed that btw!! :D you are so superior omg :DDD

I never said A) that you are a lesser creature And B) I am superior And I belief neither of them either

Getting a girlfriend was a pretty big deal for me. I think it should be if you're looking for a serious relationship regardless of if you're an incel or a normie or a chad

Pretty much I was just saying a relationship shouldn’t be flaunted about and should stay between the two and I find it said that people would actually rub a relationship in people faces especially considering that the sub is about people who find it hard to get girlfriends so it could negatively impact them I’m sorry for seeming like a douche but meh what can you do

From what I've seen in this sub I feel like other incels would be supportive if one of them got a girlfriend and shared it here.

I kinda realised that both reactions could happen but I didn’t wanna write it because I’m a lazy shit haha anyway thanks for not being a cunt and have a good morning/afternoon or whatever (sorry bout shitty attitude when I get tired I get angry

We would call them a fakecel and tell them to leave and never come back. It is what is best for them and for us.

Pretty much I was just saying a relationship shouldn’t be flaunted about and should stay between the two

People share because they're proud or excited, maybe they just want to bond with someone.

I know you guys label it "attention whoring" but its not a bad thing.

Its not like we're subscribing to the bibles belief that "if you pray, pray in silence". Fuck that, tell the whole world of your good deeds and achievements. Inspire people.

Uh, referring to “you guys”what are you referring to I generally don’t know

And I mean if you want to post it go ahead me disagreeing isn’t going to stop it haha and imma just stop talking before I cause any more back and forth because I’m tired as shit and need sleep

Good night!

Hope you have a good day/night

Just because you put a wig on your hand and fuck it's face don't mean you have a girlfriend

That sounds pretty hot.

Shit even my hand leaves me on read

You won't die alone. You'll die surrounded by friends, just like Julius Ceasar.

wait how did Julius Caesar die again?

Not if you're antisocial.

Did you not get the joke?

Don’t worry none of us die alone. Before we die Saint Blops2 cell takes us to the promise land

Well, i cant reads minds so i dont know

well yeah, she's stuck with an incel

Uh, referring to “you guys”what are you referring to I generally don’t know

And I mean if you want to post it go ahead me disagreeing isn’t going to stop it haha and imma just stop talking before I cause any more back and forth because I’m tired as shit and need sleep