GL trying to get a girlfriend in 2018 if you don't look like this

47  2018-03-31 by Dellarie

31 comments

Lmao

Chad thundercock getting all the hoes while we rot it's over

That just looks painful.

Cope

Wtf? I'm a woman.

Cope

Damn, I forgot to block your lying ass

No, seriously. Not only would it stretch me painfully, it would also slam against my cervix unless he went really, really slowly and even the thought of that makes me feel uncomfortabke.

You said you were a virgin so how would you know.

I use only one or two fingers while masturbating. I've tried using three but it feels very uncomfortable. And I can reach my cervic with my fingers, so there's no way that thing could fit even its tip into me.

Blocked

For answering your question?

It wont let me block you but rest assured you are scum of the highest order

Oof ow muh vagina, guys I'm a woman plEASE PAY ATTENTION I'm a woman with a vagina, hey guys, I have a vagina and I'm a woman.

can you guys not nsfw your own posts

He mogs even GigaChad. IT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I was scrolling down to see the rest of the picture I was hoping he'd have Yeezys or something to complete the genetics and money whammy.

Yeah, steroids make your balls shrink due to natural testosterone no longer being needed, but it makes the penis bigger. Testosterone therapy greatly helps those with micropenises.

Doesn't increase dicksize. I've been on t cycles for years while training

Not even girth?! You're a non-responder?

You're mixing up test with hgh but even that is a stretch. Your dick just looks bigger on test due to small balls

HGH increases foot and hand size, but not penial gland size?

Tesosterone does increase the size of the jaw and clit in women though. The clit is like a tiny penis. You'd figure steroids would help.

“Penial gland” is not what you think it is.

Pineal gland is the part of the brain that secretes melatonin.

Hmmm....interesting. Penile gland I guess.

Do you mean the glans?

Like the head?

Yeah. I'm just trying to get a sense of what exactly you mean by "penile gland."

Testosterone only makes your penis bigger if you suffer from hypogonadism and only if you take it during your adolescence.

Well, there goes that plan...sigh.

I see these dudes in porno's all the time having sex with women that are clearly overweight.

This is what this sub unironically believes

Yes we do

I use only one or two fingers while masturbating. I've tried using three but it feels very uncomfortable. And I can reach my cervic with my fingers, so there's no way that thing could fit even its tip into me.

Doesn't increase dicksize. I've been on t cycles for years while training

Testosterone only makes your penis bigger if you suffer from hypogonadism and only if you take it during your adolescence.

Do you mean the glans?