The most famous Greeks in history

114  2018-03-31 by NoTurningBack85

43 comments

What does this have to do with inceldom?

Gambler is one of the most well known mentalcels in incel history

I mog him in looks and autism tbh

whats his name

You must be new here.

lmaoooo

I wish I was the gambler

He came back to this sub under the username resentfulsoul briefly before deleting his account for some reason. I think his active in Lookisim now, not sure.

His lstest account is u/iambeyondhope95

El gamblerino and his numerous alts lol. Guy makes me laugh, needs to calm the fuck down and make something last. He's obviously good looking enough.

This made me laugh haha.

lmfao

alexander and aristotle were both manlets and socrates was frequently insulted for being ugly

Alexander was a handsome Chadlet with heterochromia and boyish dirty blonde hair.

Plus he was confident and like Julius Caesar was known for dressing well and bathing.

Julius Caesar was known for dressing well

julius caesar was known for dressing like an idiot, sulla even said "beware the ill-girded boy"

he did shave all his body hair tho

julius caesar was known for dressing like an idiot, sulla even said "beware the ill-girded boy"

Hmm, I wonder if had more to do with the priesthood that Gaius Marius forced Julius into, as a way of preventing young Julius from having a military/political career and ever surpassing Marius. Sulla saved Julius from this fate when Sulla stripped him of his inheritance, his wife's dowry, and ironically Julius' unwanted priesthood (attire restrictions included "He must have no knot in his head gear or in his girdle or in any other part of his attire," which could explain the ill-girded or loosely-belted comment, rather than Sulla referring to Caesar wearing a particular style of toga, which Sulla probably wouldn't have even lived to see).

ironically Julius' unwanted priesthood (attire restrictions included "He must have no knot in his head gear or in his girdle or in any other part of his attire,"

that's not what it was, he like wore his toga at a weird angle or something. sulla knew what priests were supposed to look like, he wasn't stupid.

he had hair that was considered light for a greek, doesn't mean he was blonde since greek doesn't have a word for blonde

and idk that he was handsome, but he was certainly short; there's that thing where the persian queen knelt before his taller aide and he also refused to give prizes to athletes

persian queen knelt before his taller aide

kek it was so over for him at that point

he shoulda gordian roped at that point

Alexander would be a supreme manlet today.

The middle guy is Plato, though.

was that cuz he had plates

lol jk

hence why i said socrates instead of plato

plato was beta as shit anyway

LOL

Tfw you've had 2 friends with benefits at the same time but still incel because autism

He's had fwbs? Wat?

Yup

source?

I mean, he's said it before on r/Incels

I dont recall that. I just know he's been on dates and had kisses

I don't remember that either. He had some sex appointment or some bullshit and it got canceled.

Did he? I've been on the sub and modded the gambler953 sub and I never heard of that.

F

Gambler wrist mogs the fuck out of me

His autistic stare is so cute

His autism powers are beyond imagination.

Gambler - elongated midface and a recessed, downward grown chin. Steep gonial. Excessive facial fat.

5-6/10.

the gambler can get it

Okay, I lol'd.

I miss gamblers retarded honest logic

come back, gambler

He's here

u/beyondhope95

Yea, once I saw him saying that he got a Physics degree, I KNEW it was him.

Gambler is my daddy 😫😫😫✊💦💦💦

HAHAHA.