But did he die?

No, that femoid saved him

No.. he died That’s the point of the story She died too. Felt so bad about being rejected that she hid in the woods until her body turned into stone, and her voice lived on as an echo in the mountains

Yeah, and then turned into a flower.

Didn't Narcissus drown after falling in the lake he was reflecting in?

Stacy is looking at him like "I wonder if rigamortis made his dick hard..."

Rigor mortis.

*rick and mortis

Does he even count as chad? He's super feminine, like more beautiful than a woman. Isn't it a lesbian relationship at that point?

It's in the legends. He's pretty sure, but isn't he supposed to be pretty like a woman. Less like manly man and more like boy toy