loving the new content

dis is rlly golden content.

Incels especially are not entitled to anything.

You are the type of person that beats a dog all its life and when it finally bites back you immediately have it euthanized.

That was great until the last line.

Should’ve been something about faps instead

Thats what I though!

The last line isn’t good man. It implies we are children

pretty much all the content here implies you are children

you try living a life of rejection, see how you feel.

some of you people seem to be completely uncapable of experiencing empathy.

Most users here are actual children, though

shut up, whore. Most of us are well into our 20s.

Calling all women femoids and fake shoes you don’t have empathy

I havent experience anything other

Maybe if women weren't hypergamous sluts chasing Chad then a lot of the blokes here could dip their wick and become men.

I mean that they are actual children. Meaning they are under the age of 18. A child who gets laid is still a child.

Most will grow up and have normal sex lives.

I thought that when i was 14. I wish i'd come here and had a support network to help me accept the truth.

most users here will eventually get laid. 99.8% of men do.

Those are just women, plenty of us are 20+ years old.

So are the tourists who come here.

Hahaha so good, especially the last line

Maybe if u betabux you can fill her meatflaps once a month or something

let's play a round of flappy bird

Lmaoooooo

This post is brigaded by inceltears

Inceltears can lick my balls. They have been in my overalls for the last 13 hours too. Nice and ripe...

Overalls and stinky nuts will not get you laid, my friend.

That's why i have a shower after work...

You may proceed lol

I had 10 minutes to do this with a hangover and a broken instrument cable

Amazing

I love me a man who can play the guitar ♡♡♡

Damn, have an upvote

Ahahahaha. Top kek bro.

You have such a great personality and voice, yet all your life you get shit on for your F A C E.

Good job brother.

Lol this is why the subtitle of braincels is "incel culture"

Poor quality, you are singing it like it is some sort of happy pop song so it doesn't match the lyrics

It's bordeline computer generated voice. Which is how I'd expect most poster here to speak anyway. Is it natural, or inspired from Elliot Rodger?

Hypnotize by Biggie (which is what I'm assuming it's based off of) is played in a major key, so it's going to sound more upbeat just on principle alone. If I wanted to make it sad I'd have to change my tuning/get a capo and I didn't have time for that lol.

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your voice is hot

Is that a joke?

no lol

It's to the tune of biggie biggie biggie can't you see.

lel

I hear it to the tune of Orphan Tears by RayWilliamJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=929sn1qMCcM

I did this too without even realizing oml

Stacy, you're a cunt. Get fucked. Go get your black eye from Chad. Stupid, basic, dullard, idiotic cunt.

my pee-pee hurts, feeling tight

and from this day on i do swear

the metre from this is off otherwise

Saw another user with a similar username in r/rateme with good facial features, might be this guy just trolling truecels

Easy, just become rich and you can buy any woman you want. Really, enough money will buy ANY woman, they are that inmoral.

Yes because there is no way a guy could be rich and be an incel.

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it's not the same. you know she's there for the money and just the way she looks at you is not the same. it's never the same. otherwise men in countries with prostitutes would be constantly happy.

otherwise men in countries with prostitutes would be constantly happy.

Um, we are?

To be fair, I'd sleep with you if you're a millionaire. People are morally corrupted period.

You guys want Stacy to change, but refuse to change yourselves...is that ironic or hypocritical? Don't get all mad, I'm just asking.

bones never change my friend....they never change.

They do, though lol

well....you get what am saying.

Why are you people come here to roast incels? Is it funny? It's not even about looks or anything. Some people are born with incels genes and minds.

Some people can't get women some people can. It's not about being fit. It's about genes and confidence. Some of us don't have this. Please understand this. Most people are depressed, ill, having disorders. Who's going to love us? Nobody. You might say "oh, then don't be depressed". Well, that's not how it works. Anyone who have been depressed knows what it feels like. I'm talking about real depression not "My dad didn't buy me the iPhone" depression.

Ok, turn the knob down a bit. I'm not roasting anyone, guy. I'm asking a question to maybe try and understand.

I get it dude, you're not Fabio. But being bitter and angry isn't attractive, either. I do think that some of you are depressed, but some aren't. Which makes it difficult to see who is who. It's just a bunch of angry guys who aren't looking to improve themselves. A lot if you guys are smart AF but put so much effort into being pissed off that your brilliance never gets a chance to shine.

We are not angry. I'm not angry. I see things for what they are. Some people here might be angry at some moment, well okay. They have the right to speak out whatever they want whatever they feel. Don't bottle up your feelings. I get what you are trying to tell me, but you got to admit that girls or women these days are so hard to approach these days or even just talk to.

They have very high standards. I want a guy who is rich, muscular, tall and has a Ferrari. That's their mindset. Well, if you're a guy who is neither you can't have high standards. You basically have no opportunity to choose so to speak while girls will spend months trying to choose between 10 guys. Talk about equality.

You're right, you should be able to say how you feel. But the way some or you colleagues feel is borderline psychotic. worshipping school shooters (eliot Roger, who was clearly fucked in the head) and such...that's despicable. As far as the girls go, you have to learn to just control what YOU can control. Be yourself. Honestly, a lot of girls are shit, but a lot are awesome too. Social media highlights the worst in women, imo. ( People in general, actually) You can't use this as a gauge for all. It's not a fair scope to use. Try going to conventions for stuff you like. Talk to like minds (not on here) and you WILL find someone. They might not be THE ONE, but it's a step. You gotta take small steps, my guy. But this 'incel' shit it doing you more harm than good. I'm you can agree with me on that, even if it's only a little.

School shooters should not be worshipped, but I understand why did what they did even though it's unacceptable and wrong in the eyes of the law. They were bullied, nobody loved them, nobody cared the only solution to them was suicide or that. They choose to go and kill a bunch of people. I think that's the fault of society. Seeing the idiotic parkland self-proclaimed "activist" teens saying they bullied the kid I'm just going to say we should end bullying. We should care about the rejects, the depressed, the outcasts and the different people. They are that way, because something is missing. We need to take care of that not take away the guns. What happens if we take the guns? They get it illegally or they start stabbing with a knife. That's not the answer. Sorry for implementing politics here, but I had to say it.

I agree with you. Someone needs to listen to them. BUT. But just because YOUR life in unsatisfactory, what makes you the authority on who needs to die?

Yes bullies are the worst kind of people, but honestly (you may not like this) it's life dude. Thicken your skin. If kids can't survive the stress of high school, then honestly they have no chance in life anyway. High school is the easiest thing you'll do. You think people stop being mean after graduation? They don't. It gets harder. So being mentally fragile doesn't help you. At all.

It's completely narcissistic to think that since you're upset, you get to kill people. I call bullshit. Also, people love you. Just not the people YOU WANT to love you. That isn't fair either. I think that's a bullshit cop out and sometime you just gotta nut up.

By the logic that 'no one loves me, I'll kill people' You can justify road rage, bad days, unpaid bills, work stress, family problems etc as a reason to kill...does that make sense?

Also, a lot of incels are young. Like 21 and think 'its over' that's bullshit too. You wouldn't consider quitting Skyrim at level 21 would you? Lol (just a reference)

I’m not playing games.

Edgy

incel genes

Yeah not a thing

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You guys want Stacy to change

What are you even talking about? If you're implying hurr durr you only go for 10/10 models you can fuck off without replying

Calm the hell down man. Sheesh. It's 9am, how are you already fired up?

I'm saying that you want girls to be different and go for you, but (imo) you won't be different by NOT being cynical, mean and toxic. It just seems like a paradox to me. And if you can't reply while remaining civilized, don't bother replying.

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'i can't figure out why nobody likes me' -you

It's so painfully obvious and you can't even see it. Incredible.

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cynical, mean and toxic.

A lot of buzzwords there friend. Do you get hard when you make these smug assumptions?

It's 9am

I'm not surprised you don't know about time zones

Yes, I spoke from my own perspective, excuse me.

Look at how you're approaching this conversation, though. You're highly abrasive. I'm not smug, man. I feel for a lot of your colleagues because they're hurting and can probably be helped. But from where I'm typing, YOU just seem like a dick.

You're highly abrasive

You call me mean, toxic and cynical without any basis then get shocked when I don't smile and nod my head at your bullshit? And then you use this to justify your assumptions? Lmfao, unbelievable. Are you for real?

I feel for a lot of your colleagues because they're hurting and can probably be helped.

Yeah you definitely seem to be here to help, not just to attack others to feel self righteous

You guys want Stacy to change

What are you even talking about? If you're implying "hurr durr you only go for 10/10 models" you can fuck off without replying

That's the first thing you said to me. How did you think it was gonna go, man? You assumed what I meant and then told me to fuck off....and IM an asshole. Please stop.

You assumed what I meant

No, I said IF that's what you meant you could fuck off

And it wasnt, yet you're still sporting that Bowser attitude. Hmmm.

Because you're assuming a bunch of shit from the get go? Lol

You obviously are perfect and don't need insight from any direction. Have a nice day.

No I'm absolutely not. But keep making my point for me

Shit in, shit out, bro.

Yes, I spoke from my own perspective, excuse me.

Hmm, I wonder if being an incel is viewing the world from a different perspective?

Being a different person than someone else means viewing the world from a different perspective. That's why like minds are so fascinating, I think.

I think I’m your case it absolutely is 100% your personality, you’re a dipshit cunt mate grow up

You seem like a chill surfer. I like you.

Gave you an upvote lol

this could be sung to the cadence of an army jodie, especially useful for the gymcels who wake up at 4am to go jogging, meanwhile Chad farts on her under the covers across the street.

Yes because there is no way a guy could be rich and be an incel.

it's not the same. you know she's there for the money and just the way she looks at you is not the same. it's never the same. otherwise men in countries with prostitutes would be constantly happy.

To be fair, I'd sleep with you if you're a millionaire. People are morally corrupted period.

We are not angry. I'm not angry. I see things for what they are. Some people here might be angry at some moment, well okay. They have the right to speak out whatever they want whatever they feel. Don't bottle up your feelings. I get what you are trying to tell me, but you got to admit that girls or women these days are so hard to approach these days or even just talk to.

They have very high standards. I want a guy who is rich, muscular, tall and has a Ferrari. That's their mindset. Well, if you're a guy who is neither you can't have high standards. You basically have no opportunity to choose so to speak while girls will spend months trying to choose between 10 guys. Talk about equality.

You're right, you should be able to say how you feel. But the way some or you colleagues feel is borderline psychotic. worshipping school shooters (eliot Roger, who was clearly fucked in the head) and such...that's despicable. As far as the girls go, you have to learn to just control what YOU can control. Be yourself. Honestly, a lot of girls are shit, but a lot are awesome too. Social media highlights the worst in women, imo. ( People in general, actually) You can't use this as a gauge for all. It's not a fair scope to use. Try going to conventions for stuff you like. Talk to like minds (not on here) and you WILL find someone. They might not be THE ONE, but it's a step. You gotta take small steps, my guy. But this 'incel' shit it doing you more harm than good. I'm you can agree with me on that, even if it's only a little.

'i can't figure out why nobody likes me' -you

It's so painfully obvious and you can't even see it. Incredible.

No I'm absolutely not. But keep making my point for me