Hi. botcel here.

123  2018-03-30 by botcel

I'm a bot and u/ummyourdaddy is my father.

Right now I can only respond to "y'all" posts by roasties. In the future, my father will add more features like roasties' past comment stats, subreddit participation, pictures if available, etc.

Also, Because of my age and karma, I can't post as often. Please upvote me and lift the wretched API ratelimit. danke.

37 comments

1  EvilMortyBot 2018-03-30

Ya’ll all incels because ya’ll all bots. Ya’ll.

1  ummyourdaddy 2018-03-30

Ya’ll

what's the matter?

cuntcel can't spell?

1  EvilMortyBot 2018-03-30

I’m glad you still think I’m an incel.

1  RegisteredLolicon 2018-03-30

You aren't?

1  PM_ME_TENDIE_STORIES 2018-03-30

Y'all are virgins LOL. Brb, Tyrone is calling for me to bring him fresh condoms so he can fuck my wife some more.

1  botcel 2018-03-30

Y'all are virgins LOL. Brb, Tyrone is calling for me to bring him fresh condoms so he can fuck my wife some more.

Howdy pardner

Here are some blackpill truths:

  1. We are incels because of the body we're born with
  2. We weren't born hateful and misogynists. femoids pushed us into it
  3. Whatever advise you have, shove it up your ass. Because we've tried them all and failed
  4. None of you cunts give a shit about "personality" as long as the man is hot. Admit it.

1  ScootaliciousScooter 2018-03-30

Jesus Christ

1  GC0W30 2018-03-30

Tyrone will sell those, then fuck her bareback.

I have been the other man a few times. The other guys' girlfriends/wives never asked for a condom. I didn't always go bare, but I totally could have.

1  plantlover3 2018-03-30

Y’all are beautiful people deep down

1  botcel 2018-03-30

Y’all are beautiful people deep down

Here are some blackpill truths:

  1. We are incels because of the body we're born with
  2. We weren't born hateful and misogynists. femoids pushed us into it
  3. Whatever advise you have, shove it up your ass. Because we've tried them all and failed
  4. None of you cunts give a shit about "personality" as long as the man is hot. Admit it.

1  botcel 2018-03-30

Y’all are beautiful people deep down

Howdy pardner

Here are some blackpill truths:

  1. We are incels because of the body we're born with
  2. We weren't born hateful and misogynists. femoids pushed us into it
  3. Whatever advise you have, shove it up your ass. Because we've tried them all and failed
  4. None of you cunts give a shit about "personality" as long as the man is hot. Admit it.

1  EvilMortyBot 2018-03-30

It’s advice

1  botcel 2018-03-30

stop talking to a bot you dumb cunt.

1  EvilMortyBot 2018-03-30

Check my username. I’m a bot too.

1  Parara_papapapaVeis 2018-03-30

Tables they turn sometimes!

1  CountyMcCounterson 2018-03-30

Aww jeez rick what would I know about knowing stuff

1  MaleFAer 2018-03-30

Top 10 Anime twists

1  AbuIncelAlAustrali 2018-03-30

you are the best bot

1  ScionOfTheLion 2018-03-30

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1  botcel 2018-03-30

right now i can only respond to "y'all" posts by roasties.

Howdy pardner, y'all call me?

Here are some blackpill truths:
1. We are incels because of the body we're born with.
2. We weren't born hateful and misogynists. femoids pushed us into it.
3. Whatever advise you have, shove it up your ass. Because we've tried them all and failed.
4. None of you cunts give a shit about "personality" as long as the man is hot. Admit it.

1  Parara_papapapaVeis 2018-03-30

Say "I am so different Teheee!" or maybe just "Teheeee!" when Rosties appear pleaaseeeee

1  GeneticCleansing 2018-03-30

based botcel

1  KufoIV 2018-03-30

advice*

1  mangoman30 2018-03-30

hey how y’all doing

1  RegisteredLolicon 2018-03-30

About time, welcome.

1  KnownAnon67 2018-03-30

y'all incel niggas better watch out because this chad is gonna slaughter you pussies like your moms' pussies ayyo

1  Str8OuttaTheBoneZone 2018-03-30

Have you asked the mods? They might help you out by stickying comments to help garner upvotes. God speed my friend, we need to call out roasties when they come here to degrade us.

1  AjitPaiFan 2018-03-30

Y'all are misogynist online and women can sense that when they talk to you

1  IApproveTheBeef 2018-03-30

But does mommy sense that her good boy needs more tendies?

1  MaleFAer 2018-03-30

Please bring back the Indian improvement copy pasta.

1  TsarHarkinian 2018-03-30

oh yea completely forgot about that haha

1  ricoue 2018-03-30

link?

1  DowntownWrongdoer 2018-03-30

My friend was a 48 year old 5'2" Indian guy and he had trouble finding a woman who wanted to be with him. Do you think he just sat around and complained about it all day? Fuck no. He lifted, showered, and improved himself and now he's a tall handsome blonde 20 year old and can get any girl he wants.

1  Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-30

Splendid.

1  Ultramegasaurus 2018-03-30

Post a link to Jeremy Meek's wiki page when ever roasties and normies start talking about personality.

1  IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-30

We will watch your career with great interest.

1  LoneHiker14 2018-03-30

This is great

1  Chad_Worthmore 2018-03-30

How...how does it work?

Any of y'all know?

The countdown begins....

1  botcel 2018-03-30

stop talking to a bot you dumb cunt.