there is a mouse in my apartment

31  2018-03-30 by fightingthepirates

y’all i just rolled over in bed and this fucker was just standing in the doorway staring at me, i about had a heart attack 💀 just wanted to share thank u

52 comments

2  bonusfruit 2018-03-30

Did the mouse mog you?

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

you know, i think it might have

1  Lesbcel 2018-03-30

i want a pet mouse

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

u can have my mouse! please for the love of god take my mouse

1  Lesbcel 2018-03-30

is it cute?

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

it’s actually pretty cute. i’m just afraid it’s gonna run over my feet one day or something 😂 also it ate through 2 packets of ramen noodles which is unacceptable

1  -----w 2018-03-30

Damn, I eat ramen noodles all the time. It's the ultimate incel cope food. Counters all my worthless time gymcelling though.

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

ramen noodles are incredible AND like 99 cents. the ultimate food.

1  MomentaryMadness 2018-03-30

Did you just say "y'all"

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

i’m from the south it’s ok

1  Incelistan 2018-03-30

Call it Stuart

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

damn I named it Gus-gus, Stuart was better

1  IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-30

Kill it

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

With what, my bare hands 😂 also i don’t really want to open the bedroom door again, i’d rather it be in the opposite room as me. IF u catch my drift

1  IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-30

Yes, with your bare hands. Crush it until it dies.

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

i don’t think i have the dexterity to catch the little fuck in the first place lol

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

until it starts eating your food and leaving all kind of nasty shit on it then you get poisoned

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

i unfortunately now have to venture into mouse territory to get my phone charger

1  GuyFromDaStore 2018-03-30

They make great pets if they're plain grey mouses. Get rid of them if he has a white belly, you don't want to get hantavirus.

coax him into a covered cage with a gumdrop, but keep the door open so he gets used to it, then he will just hang out there at night.

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

oh gosh, i don’t want it as a pet, i have a ball python and he’s enough for me 😂 but i will definitely use that method to catch him! i’d 100% prefer that to poison. thank you so much!

1  GuyFromDaStore 2018-03-30

They love peanut butter too, they can smell that from yards away.

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

perfect 👏🏻 you da bomb

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

call somone to kill it for you

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

it’s 2 am yo

1  Parara_papapapaVeis 2018-03-30

THROW THE PYTHON AT HIM!

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

poor python 😂😂

1  greenquackity 2018-03-30

I would highly discourage trying to keep wild mice as pets though since those mice are more hostile, aggressive ,very likely to bite and carry diseases, if you were to get a mouse then you should probably get a fancy mouse and not the wild kind

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

YO WHAT THE FUCK KILLL THAT SHIIIT AAAA

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

i know right 😂someone else suggested a way to trap it so i’m gonna try that first, but if that doesn’t work it’s gotta go lmao

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

try rat poison bro or a trap

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

yeah i have poison down but he seems to be avoiding it 😭

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

put something very sweet in a trap

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

and close all your other food so he doesnt have anything else to eat but the trap

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

that’s the plan, someone suggested peanut butter so i’m gonna try that

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

i forgot what i used when i had this probleme i will ask my parents for you when i have the time

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

awh thank you so much!

1  ctech_n 2018-03-30

don't kill it

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

i’m going to try to trap it first, but if that doesn’t work than the lil’ dude (or chick) gotta die

1  arabicMorty 2018-03-30

He should rip its head off

1  MotivationHacker 2018-03-30

Standing in the doorway staring at you like chad staring at his prey

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

terrifying

1  Thulox 2018-03-30

Same thing happened to me, except we have 2 cats and 2 dogs. When the mouse ran into the living room both dogs ran behind me like the pussies they are. One of the cats kept sleeping, the other one just walked away, without even looking at it. Stupid fucking animals

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

I had a cat that probably would’ve got it but he got lost about a month and a half ago 😭 poor buddy

1  WhyNotLayDownAndRot 2018-03-30

i can hear a mouse or squirrel or something in my wall. he runs around fast as fuck

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

we have squirrels in the attic, they’re obnoxious 🙄

1  catcatgod 2018-03-30

Can we get an update on the mouse?

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

yes! so far it’s winning 😂 can’t find it. but i’m sure it’ll appear again at 2 am as i’m trying to sleep

1  catcatgod 2018-03-30

They tend to be sneaky.

https://youtu.be/te7GCN-o29s

Could try making a trap and leaving it out. A mall i used to work with had problems with mice near the food court. They used boxes like this along with the regular spring mouse trap that kills them.

Idk where you live or how, but clean up any food, make sure trash is taken out and dishes done. The mouse will get hungry without food and the food in the trap will look better.

Also if you live near a wooded area or empty lot, that may contribute to it. A friend from when i was a kid had a big rat problem because of the woods behind their house.

1  Mister_Bambu 2018-03-30

Get a glue trap, place it next to a wall, when you hear a scraping plastic sound, the mouse is trapped and trying to get out. Pick it up with a plastic bag, toss the fucker outside (or in the garbage, your choice).

1  NinjaToastt 2018-03-30

I bet that mouse is a Chad just fucking all the Stacy mice, while I'm over here eating cheese alone god ugh

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

Chadmouse is so entitled, he thinks he can just live in my apartment without permission 🙄

1  NinjaToastt 2018-03-30

Once again walking all over you a mousecel.

1  yall_bot_ 2018-03-30

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1  ManBearPig569 2018-03-30

Scaredcel

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

ramen noodles are incredible AND like 99 cents. the ultimate food.

1  IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-30

Yes, with your bare hands. Crush it until it dies.

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

i don’t think i have the dexterity to catch the little fuck in the first place lol

1  foreignincel4 2018-03-30

until it starts eating your food and leaving all kind of nasty shit on it then you get poisoned

1  fightingthepirates 2018-03-30

terrifying