Damn, how you feel when MRAGGGAN cheated? Why are you cucked enough to stay with that used up slut? Better back out before April whatever the day is.

You gross mutated cuck. MRAGGGAN will cheat on you again. No sympathy on my end.

Has she cucked you for dependapotamus status yet? As soon as that good 'ol US army money comes in she will fuck every Tyrone she sees when you are deployed.

She didn't even cheat on him. From what I remember she flirted with the idea to revenge cheat on him for cheating on her first which is typically how these things go

Good then you've all been laid. Problem solved.

What are you even talking about? How is anything I said beta? If I cheated on my wife I wouldn't be surprised if she was tempted to cheat on me back. That's something that keeps me from cheating. And it keeps her from cheating. It's like a stale mate.

Lol okay buddy. Triggered much? You haven't even explained a single thing about anything.

Holy crap!

😂 👌

No wonder why you're incel.

I know you are by what I am?

A fucktard cucked bluepilled normoid.

I know you are but what am I?

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kek, it's funny because it's true

no, she said it herself that she cheated.

From what I recall she didn't. Incels said that.

She said she sent pictures to some dude

Close enough. Not an ex.

Why share all of this with people desperately looking for a way to use it against you?

Because they get lied to enough.

I tell the truth, no matter how shitty it makes me look.

And the truth is, despite the indiscretions, my fiancé and I are truly happy.

There was shit that was broken. We fixed it.

We aren’t the “perfect relationship”. But we work hard at being the best we can be.

I’m a real life example of things that CAN go wrong, and how to fix them and move past them.

Something a lot of these guys desperately don’t understand

my fiancé and I are truly happy.

counting your days until you hamster your way out of that arrangement called "marriage".

An candidate for an ex then... Kinda.

Cuckmancer btfo

Why? Mraagggans cool. She has MRA right in her name. Is is that time of the month for you guys where you start invented fan fiction about normies again?

BTW my name has nothing to do with MRA.

It’s an offshoot of my name.

Shhh. I was hoping they'd fall for it and get confused

Bad vietcong bot

Alt right core exposed.

Bro what the fuck are you talking about

https://www.reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/889xh4/braincels_is_not_altright

A lot of you guys are starting to admit it

I sent a few nude photos of myself to a male friend, and yes it was partially for revenge because I felt he didn’t give a fuck about me.

lmao wtf

This isn’t news, FI.

I freely admit to what happened. He cheated on me a few years ago.

We both got over both instances. Amazing, isn’t it?

Who were they sent to? What is his name?

You mean the sex you had with other women?

Because, yet again, I didn’t have sex with anyone

WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOO THIS IS TRASHY AS HELL

Yes, I agree. It is very trashy to create parody accounts about people in an attempt to malign them.

YOU TRASH LMAOOOOO

Yea I hear ya. It happens. Hey I'm sure you made his day at least. Always look for the silver lining

I made his day for about two hours. And then I freaked the fuck out and told him I was telling on myself, because I felt fucking awful.

Aww.. Well it worked out it looks like. I heard you guys patched things up which is good. A lot of times these types of things spiral out of control really quick and then everyone ends up regretting everything.

There was an article I read a while back about how flirting is actually healthy for relationships so long as it doesn't go any further. It keeps both sides in tune romantically and keeps sexual tension up. It's a healthy balance if both sides know that they are choosing to remain faithful... So maybe you have to demonstrate that?

Flirting is one thing, but, obviously what I did, and what he did, was wrong.

But it also opened up a giant discussion that we needed to have, that id been trying to have for months.

It took several months for me to earn his trust back.

And honestly, I wasn’t even sure I had, until the day he proposed. I was utterly shocked, had no earthly idea he was going to do it.

Cheating once is one thing. If he had been having an illicit affair, or if I had, it would been over, completely.

We’re human. We fuck up, royally. But we have the capacity to forgive.

But didn't he cheat on you? Why were you on the defensive suddenly?

He did. It was years before I did.

We had been fighting for weeks. We were both seriously considering taking a break. Then something happened that I, admittedly, blew out of proportion and lashed out by sending the pictures of myself. Unfortunately it wasn’t until I hit “send” on Snapchat that I realized I didn’t want to lose my (then boyfriend) fiancé.

Couldn’t take it back however. But I could do the right thing and tell the truth. So I did.

Wow. It's encouraging to know how honest you are.

Relationships are hard... A few years ago I got kinda close to this one girl at work called V. I knew I was attracted to her and I suspected it was mutual but I figured what was wrong with making a friend? We'd hang out all the time at work and take walks and then I realized I was starting to feel butterflies so I backed off and stopped talking to her as much.

But this part of me didn't want to let her go.

Then one day it was my birthday and I thought hey, I'll introduce her to my friends, I had a friend name Jack at the time who had a thing for another friend who had an Italian accent but she already had a boyfriend. V had a British accent so I figured hey, maybe...

So I invited her. The entire time she hung out with me which I mean... Obviously she would... And I didn't think of that because I'm an idiot. So the entire time my wife who was my gf at the time basically stared her down the entire time.... It felt so horrible and I still feel like the biggest idiot... Even my friends were like "what are you doing?"

But yea.... Shit can get really irrational when emotional are clouding your mind and the dumbest shit can ensue.

I had a shit ton of explaining to do... And honestly I wasn't as good of a person as you and just played dumb which I thought was kind of true. I really did think maybe she was a friend... But it didn't really end until I eventually I finally admitted that I did have a little crush on her and spilt my heart out. And I explained the entire thing and my motivation behind it both good and bad...

My buddy Jack actually hanged himself later that year... It was a particularly shitty year for everyone in a lot of different ways. I wish he did hit it off with her. I wonder if it would have changed anything.

I broke off contact completely with her afterward.

That does indeed sound like a shitty year for everyone.

I’m sorry about your friend, for what it’s worth.

And I’m glad you and your wife were able to patch things up.

It took some time before he spoke to the friend I sent the pictures to. It was even longer for me.

But, it really is all better now. The friend is a groomsman in our wedding. I was adamant I didn’t even want him there, because I didn’t want to cause FH any strife. He said he wanted his friend there, he’d forgiven him of his role in everything, and he wanted him standing up with him.

We all aren’t as close as we used to be, obviously, but we’re still friends.

Man. I don't know how I'd feel about that. You've got a good guy.

I have the best guy. He doesn’t ever hold grudges, which is nice because he reminds me not to be a petty bitch. Lol

We are pretty much polar opposites, and it works surprisingly well.

Y'all got issues

We did yes. We fixed them. Hence the impending wedding.

Congrats

Thanks!

impending wedding. doom

You have to be in a pretty low point and be failing pretty badly at life for the only person you can compare yourself and manage to look favorably is an actual cuck like a literal one (and yet you have the cuck slightly above you in your own hierarchy). Its ok, I am loser too but you should just admit you have a problem.

We are all like that though, I'd rather have a whore of a wife that would at least let me watch her shower than I would live my life alone not even having the motivation to masturbate anymore and just wanting the slightest bit of female affection.

Relationships aren't about sex anyway. We need to stop clinging to outdated patriarchal ideas of "faithfulness".

If your partner has sex with another person, so what? That's their choice. You have no right to infringe on their choice. And if it makes you jealous, then you are only hurting yourself. Jealousy is ugly and controlling.

Goddamn dude. That was too real.

Can you buy her a fucking toothbrush or some teeth whitener? Nasty whore you've got.

Another guy who's never touched a girl that thinks he knows something about relationships and the opposite sex.

Keep at it champ, your creative writing won't get you anywhere but I bet that special lady will notice your inner greatness soon.

You can definitely learn about relationships and the opposite sex without having been in one. World-renowned expert on bonobo's, Frans de Waal has written multiple books on their sex and society in the wild which he obtained from external data alone without having ever met a wild bonobo.

This is tantamount to a pathetic attempt at trying to monopolise the narrative through false delegitimisation.

To sum it up, you resort to lying and self-deception in order to avoid confronting any argument going against your precious worldview for which you do not know the answer.

Can i fuck her throat and punch her face while you film it?

Not going to lie, its kind of weird that some of you guys put so much time and energy into making fanfictions about people you don't know. I'm pretty sure MRAGGGAN is an adult and isn't going to find this particularly offensive. So what is even the point of this?

Ok at this point I'm going to assume you're 12. Which I should have assumed from the beginning anyway.

Ok pal. Have fun with whatever this is supposed to be.

He isn't 12, just immature and showing the resemblance of a loser. They really like their roleplay for whatever reason.

I find this fucking hilarious. My fiancé thinks it’s fucking insane, but then, he thinks the Internet is a weird place to begin with.

Ya I agree with your fiance. This whole thing is just bizarre. Its like Tina Belcher with her friendfiction, but somehow stranger.

Eh, it’s harmless and they think somehow they’re hurting my feelings, or BoardGamings feelings.

Oooo anonymous internet people made parody account to bash me because I tell them the truth. Ooooo I’m sad.

I’m still getting married in two weeks, and their still bitter about it. I’m pretty sure I’m “winning”.

Congrats thats awesome!

They do seem to pick on you and Boardgaming a lot. I can't see why. From what I've seen neither of you have said anything particularly offensive.

She’s a woman, moderating a male-centric board. That’s reason enough for them.

I don’t put up with their bullshit, and call them out on it quite often.

AND since yes, my fiancé and I have both cheated once each, it drives them fucking insane that I’m still getting married. That and I think I’m pretty, they don’t like that.

Your fiancé is a good cuck. Make sure to divorce him at the time where you’ll get the most money out of it

Which would be when?

I’m taking notes, you see.

You look like a pig

Oink oink motherfucker 🐖🐷🐽

Which would be totally understandable if I had slept with someone. But I didn’t.

Ah that makes sense. Ya incels have a very black and white view of relationships, and reality in general. They don't understand that by doing something bad that doesn't make you an inherently evil person. They also don't understand the concept of different viewpoints. Its either wrong or right, and if course they are always right.

Thats sad. Really fucking sad. That man is captain cuck getting married to a roastie.

No they don’t lol.

It’s trolling. The purpose is to entertain other incels. Your reaction is a bonus.

No they don’t lol.

It’s trolling. The purpose is to entertain other incels. Your reaction is a bonus.

I now have my very own personal parody account.

I have my very own personal dumbass.

What wonders will never cease, eh?

u/Board_Gaming, I have officially joined your ranks.

Tell me fiancé, how many tattoos do you have, and which one do I want you to coverup?

Amazing. You can’t even TRY to give a semblance of answer that could be worth an ounce of respect.

How many animals do we have, and what are their names?

Wrong, again.

Where do you work, and what shift are you on right now?

Also, when we get married, what are we having for dinner?

We don’t have any kids, so wrong again.

Neither one of us eats yams, so wrong again.

We don’t know anyone named Tyrone, so wrong again.

What’s my favorite color? This should be an easy one.

For that matter, what is your favorite color?

How many children do I want, and what did we decide to name them?

What job are you going for in the Army?

Who’s my favorite author?

Wrong, wrong and wrong.

I love Harry Potter and it’s my favorite series, but nope. She’s not my favorite author.

My own personal asshole.

It’s wonderful when the shit falls out.

Lol as if you actually thought that this dude was trying to impersonate your fiance? Did you think that your slick intuition skills would crack the case and save your marriage? Jesus fucking Christ

wooosh

There is no whoosh here man, you're just retarded

The level of awareness of her is really that low.

Believe it or not, she was actually trying to make a joke. That right there is her sense of humor. It's just pathetic.

Hahahaha I can't even fucking imagine

This reminds me of the pornstar I had a talk with on twitter about her poly relationship. She said her boyfriend gives her a can of red bull and encourages her while she leaves to her porn shoot.

This is hilarious. 😂

what the fuck is going on in this sub

r/IncelTears

I just joined this subreddit and i dont understand it

MRAAAAGAN is a female user on this sub who is getting married soon, and both she and her fiancee have cheated on each other.

LMAO this subreddit is cancer, goodbye, lets see what i have next on the menu

Oh sweetie, grow up

I genuinely dont understand the need to mock people who have different jealousy values than you.

Isnt jealousy a negative emotion ? Why is it bad to be free from it ?

It isn't a matter of jealousy, but pride.

The fact that you associate pride with whoever your partner(s) bang belongs to you, why try to impose it on other people ?

Because we always draw arbitrary lines in the sand to define values. Just because we live in a society of rampant permissiveness, doesn't mean I have to conform to that.

People can do what they want but I'm free to hold and express whatever opinion I hold on it.

How's your stance on virgin shaming then?

I think it's a perverse reversal of the old order. Our society conflates any old-fashioned practice with being obsolete. It's simply a way to turn what was once a virtue into a vice.

Ah, maybe I should have phrased that better. I meant to ask, since you look down upon people in open relationships, would you be okay with me looking down on you for being a virgin?

But your answer is pretty intriguing. So you're saying that in former, more archaic times, male virginity was viewed as a virtue?

Of course I am, an overwhelming amount of people already do it. The difference is excessive promiscuity is a choice and involuntary celibacy isn't. I'd never condemn people for that which is beyond their control, but they certainly are accountable for their actions.

I don't look down on people having sex lives, but I'm contemptuous of open relationships and absolutely disdain cuckoldry).

Chastity was valued in both men and women, at least that was the public opinion. Men may have secretly congratulated each other on sexual conquests but that sort of thing would always have been clandestine.

Well, maybe people in open relationships just don't feel happy with a monogamous lifestyle - just like you wouldn't feel happy with just saving up for a trip to amsterdam and get the deed done with a hooker. Just so we're clear on the involuntary part.

Word to the wise, feeling contempt or disdain for other people's life choices - as long as they have no effect on you personally - is never a healthy way of viewing the world. Almost everyone has his reasons and you never know the whole story from afar.

About the chastity thing...that might be a romanticization on your part. Half of my family comes from south eastern europe, where the general society is, well you would probably say "less feminist cucked" and for a man, sexual prowess is everything, to the point of parody

I've already visited an escort. That's a choice I could accept being judged for. I just hate that I live in a world where that was my only option to experience it. I don't even care about sex that much, my sole desire was love. Of course that too no longer means the same thing. We ascribe arbitrary conditions as prerequisites to the caricature we call love, then pretend it's something more than dressed-up animalistic desire.

I don't believe everyone knows what's best for them, and this goes for me too. We think if nothing causes any direct harm or consequences, it's fine, even if there are hidden or indirect ramifications. Cuckoldry might just be an adjustment to psychological harm, brought about by emotional abuse (your partner uses the threat of leaving you to get you to acquiesce).

I was moreso referring to the past, before the sexual devolution.

I'm not meant to belong in society and frankly, I'm not sure I'd want to. But who knows, I'm just melancholy right now.

You do what you want with your life dude but im asking why this need to mock people who think different ?

Have you ever seen someone in an open relationship being like "Lol look at me my gf cheated on me im so saaaaad /s" ? Because I sure didn't...

"Jealousy values."

Lmao.

DIFFERENT

JEALOUSY

VALUES

DIFFERENT

JEALOUSY

VALUES

Will you let consenting adults do what they want or not

No, refer to my post about BDSM.

Oh you're this kind of guy

Great retort. Now time for you to go back to letting your wife get gangbanged by strangers while you watch like the mature, non-controlling, free-from-jealousy man you are.

We mostly did ffm up until now but thanks

mostly

Top kek at this post and the comments

Removed for harassment.

A fucktard cucked bluepilled normoid.

I find this fucking hilarious. My fiancé thinks it’s fucking insane, but then, he thinks the Internet is a weird place to begin with.

WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOO THIS IS TRASHY AS HELL

I have the best guy. He doesn’t ever hold grudges, which is nice because he reminds me not to be a petty bitch. Lol

We are pretty much polar opposites, and it works surprisingly well.

How's your stance on virgin shaming then?

You do what you want with your life dude but im asking why this need to mock people who think different ?

Have you ever seen someone in an open relationship being like "Lol look at me my gf cheated on me im so saaaaad /s" ? Because I sure didn't...

Of course I am, an overwhelming amount of people already do it. The difference is excessive promiscuity is a choice and involuntary celibacy isn't. I'd never condemn people for that which is beyond their control, but they certainly are accountable for their actions.

I don't look down on people having sex lives, but I'm contemptuous of open relationships and absolutely disdain cuckoldry).

Chastity was valued in both men and women, at least that was the public opinion. Men may have secretly congratulated each other on sexual conquests but that sort of thing would always have been clandestine.

There is no whoosh here man, you're just retarded