Woman here
58 2018-03-29 by hopelessnothelpless
Hey guys, I just wanted to start out by establishing that I have a vagina, so I recommend that you listen up. I get that you guys are frustrated, but you need to remember that even ugly guys can get girls. Some women are shallow, but girls like me are willing to go for any guy that can make them laugh. My shortest boyfriend was 5'11( I believe this qualifies as a "manlet"?), so I clearly am willing to branch out and date short guys(I'm 5'2" btw). I also once dated a guy who was balding. I've dated an Indian man, and he was actually kinda cute so I only cheated on him a few times. You know what all my boyfriends had in common? They treated me nice and made me laugh. Don't forget to keep up with your hygeine and style your hair right! Good luck fellas, I'm sure you can find someone like me if you look hard enough.
38 comments
1 shakelicknstick 2018-03-29
What about little dicks. Do you like little dicks?
1 hopelessnothelpless 2018-03-29
You bet 😍
1 DepressedWomenLul 2018-03-29
Do you have big boobies? I want some milkies mommy.
1 ChubbyFailure 2018-03-29
🤢
1 DepressedWomenLul 2018-03-29
Mommy!
1 bigantennaemay1 2018-03-29
Lol wtf?
1 AbuIncelAlAustrali 2018-03-29
You give me hope roastie.
1 hopelessnothelpless 2018-03-29
Glad to hear it! I'm sure there's a girl out there for you. Just don't bother me.
1 -----w 2018-03-29
Damn. I just swallowed the bitterest bluepill.
1 GuyFromDaStore 2018-03-29
Just be prepared to love her fat folds
1 hopelessnothelpless 2018-03-29
All my boyfriends have loved my body
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-29
Teehee
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-29
This is what you thoties sound like so you have no right to say that as if you did not partake in this disgusting behaviour.
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-29
I don’t partake in that disgusting behavior.
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-03-29
Gtfo whoree
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-29
I’m not a whoree.
1 Gayfagcel 2018-03-29
Yeah...u are.
1 CMXV 2018-03-29
Female here, our views are important when it comes to making a balanced viewpoint and sub that attracts so many people. Especially when it comes to contrasting these kinds of echo chambers. I think if more women posted here they could make a change in some borderline incels lives (teetering the line between just a young virgin and a so called incel). There's a stark amount of young guys here that are under 16 and if they heard our voices maybe they'd not become bitter men. They'd read that we aren't all fucking harpies. Stopping the formation of such hatred is a vital part of our job as citizens of the world. We need to sterilize or atleast balance these pools of hatred that create the primordial ooze of future school shooters and vitriolic men.
1 alec7491 2018-03-29
Femoid here* What sort of thing would you have to say to change one of these 16y/o views that they could actually believe.
1 CMXV 2018-03-29
Keep on showering and cutting your hair ;).also womin can be incel:(
1 AT0MIC_ACE_PUGG 2018-03-29
17 year old here and I'm not changing my views for a cunt
1 CMXV 2018-03-29
Okay sweetie, it’s why you’re single.
1 AT0MIC_ACE_PUGG 2018-03-29
I'm single because I'm ugly
1 alfons100 2018-03-29
You only cheated on him a few times? Yeesh.
1 hopelessnothelpless 2018-03-29
He wasn't fulfilling my needs
1 alfons100 2018-03-29
Like, I am not even a regular poster here alright, but you arent becoming a good example when you casually say ’I only cheated on him a few times’ if your loyality is that low. You could have just broken up with him and then go find someone else. They are people too, and they dont like finding out that someone has been cheating with them.
1 FUSIO_SOULS 2018-03-29
"Female here" a classic femiod response
1 weepingxray 2018-03-29
Women have it so much easier in so many ways. :(
1 hopelessnothelpless 2018-03-29
I have a hard life too! Once a guy actually accepted my offer to split the bill. I had to fake a panic attack and pretend to go to the bathroom so he would cover it for me.
1 IncelSlayerZero 2018-03-29
1 Smurrrphh 2018-03-29
Okay but as a real girl that lurks and occasionally comments, this post was fucking hysterical. This sounds so much like my comments, and here I was thinking I was so original, teehee.
1 DiscombobulatedLake 2018-03-29
Honestly, I never would have read this if you didn't mention you have a vagina. Good job on establishing upfront that your opinion is not only superior to mine but that you also a provide special insight into this topic because you pee sitting down.
1 hopelessnothelpless 2018-03-29
No problem! I know a lot of you menfolk are lacking in mental ability so I figured I'd go ahead and make everything crystal clear.
1 Stoic_Stranger 2018-03-29
My troll senses are tingling.
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-29
superb
1 supakomanija 2018-03-29
lmao. what a troll
1 Mr_M0t0m0 2018-03-29
so ... 'woman here' how does it feel to know you going to get herpes from all those unprotected rendezvous you have and that none of the cucks that you mess with will ever give you 1 thin dime? At the end of the day you're a stupid whore. Of course you'll HAVE to reply with some ignorant and vulgar response because you're a typical ignoramous. you keyboard moron.
1 Gtj_2036 2018-03-29
You sound like the woman of my dreams 😂