This feel causes me pain.

This is grade A suifuel. I will remember this right before I rope.

I don't want to live

Stop doing this to me.

Damn

Reading this is a direct hit to my heart

Somebody please just end this misery already

Yup, I know. That’s why it’s time to r o p e

Normally I'd get hard but I'm on meds. It's over.

And just remember, we could all experience this, no one would be left out, if everyone would just give their genetics-equals a chance, or even try to see the good/find attractive qualities in those below themselves (like men do)

But no, sommmme people, have to be selfish fucking bitches, and shun their mirror image.

"chad is actually a nice towards incels!"

chad proceeds to cum inside 100 girls

I came here to cope, not to long for the rope.

I just imagine kissing another girl and I get sad.

these days i cant stop imagining making out with a girl

TRUE acceptance. Not that cuckold slave handbag charade known as an LTR.

That cyanide sure looks tasty.

change ur tag from (((militarycel))) to (((military)))cel omegalul

What did he mean by this?

i meant flair shit

hello i see you are sucking failed normies culture dick, get yourself a personality boyo

it was a joke calm down

omegalaul

what does that have to do with anything i just casually say it

I'm over it

Just acceptance

It's so over I just laugh at my situation

I mean its an amazing feeling... I do this almost every night with my girls.

This is nothing to roasties. They at anytime could make this a night with anyone if they decide, at the swipe of a finger they can find any guy to plow them and cuddle with. While we rot, they control the entire dating scene.

I don't know how anyone can seriously believe that it's possible for a female to be lonely. It isn't. You just described why female loneliness is entirely optional. Holy fuck I wish I could lean over on the couch, swipe my finger on my phone screen and have a beautiful woman drive to my house for a night of sex and cuddling. It's beyond a joke that women still find the ungratefulness to complain about anything when literally with the swipe of one finger they get access to the most meaningful activity available to humanity.

And females still fucking complain.

I'm just going to put a bit of perspective on this. The majority of women cannot orgasm from PIV alone. Mutual orgasm does not happen unless you have been together for years, unless it's by a fluke.

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-living/sexual-health/a2274/simultaneous-orgasm/

I am trying to understand. I definitely see myself as one of you, despite my gender.

I just am trying to help you guys find a little bit of a silver lining on this.

That the mutual orgasm is like finding a unicorn, Big foot, or a pay phone...

Men are relatively easy to get off. That's scientifically proven. Women are a little more difficult, unfortunately.

And you wonder why you don’t get women.

This whole sub is just trolls isn’t it?

Yes, now fuck off and die.

I'm sorry that you don't care. I would like to point out that you probably should; if you would like her to have sex, with you, a second time.

Being a partner in a relationship means trying to please eachother.

If you're curious as to HOW to make the act pleasurable for her, I can provide links to excellent educational resources.

Cope. Chad makes all roasties orgasm, it's over

Thats not how womens bodies work... many women cannot achieve orgasm, whatsoever....

More evidence here that women are dishonest and not to be trusted for their words. The more good looking and masculine a man is aka 'Chad', the higher the chance she'll orgasm.

Or if the guy just straight up knows how to fuck lol, most girls have their eyes closed half the time lmao you're lost

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/sex-study-female-orgasm-eludes-majority-women/story?id=8485289

TL;DR: "About 75 percent of all women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone -- that is without the extra help of sex toys, hands or tongue. And 10 to 15 percent never climax under any circumstances."

What are you trying to say?

http://www.academia.edu/6514194/Mens_masculinity_and_attractiveness_predict_their_female_partners_reported_orgasm_frequency_and_timing

Conveniently, think only 20% of men are above average looking.

You really love bringing up this study... from 6 years ago.

If you bothered reading any of the links showed by me, I would hope you would draw the conclusion that I'm saying orgasms are not guaranteed.

Your study is based on women whom COULD achieve an orgasm.

What does it matter if it's from 6 years ago? Other studies have been confirming the same thing since 1996. Einstein's relativity theory was made 80 years ago. Classical conditioning was a study in psychology made 80 years ago and still valid today, or what about Stanfords prison experiments from 1971?

You are incredibly low IQ.

So what if orgasms aren't guaranteed, it doesn't remove the fact that the attractiveness and masculinity of a man predicts whether a woman will orgasm so it's safe to say that the most women who do not orgasm are simply not physically attracted to their partner which proves my point.

There is a vast difference between the theory of relativity, and the study that you are quoting from. To compare the two is asinine.

My point of bringing up the fact that it was from 6 years ago, is that other Studies have been done, since then, that have disproven the one that you are lovingly quoting from.

My intent was not to negate the age, but to point out that this is outdated info.

http://nationalpost.com/health/why-men-need-women-to-orgasm-and-why-women-often-fake-it

No, there haven't been any low IQ cunt. Site me a single one that supposedly contradicts it.

Secondly, good Job cherry picking and ignoring the old studies of classical conditioning and stanfords prison experiment.

You know, you're kinda cute when you get all pissy and triggered.

Calling someone low IQ, because you do not agree with them isn't the best way to present an argument or counter argument.

This is not about disagreements, low IQ cunt. This is about facts.

https://media.giphy.com/media/xR2SI8vqfQMLe/giphy.webp

Seriously though... we're both entitled to our own opinions. Agree to disagree as it were.

You're not entitled to denying facts. Any who denies plain facts is objectively an idiot.

You're right, I'm not allowed to deny the facts. However, I am allowed to disagree with your "facts" when there is evidence to the contrary.

The study you've been quoting, and again holding onto for dear life, has not been able to reproduce the results. However, there have been other studies that have contradicted those results.

has not been able to reproduce the results

What kind of retarded nonsense are you spouting, if you weren't a lazy moronic fat sack you'd know this study is in fact reproduced since 1996.

You have yet to share a study that contradicts the results.

http://www.academia.edu/21256299/Female_copulatory_orgasm_and_male_partner_s_attractiveness_to_his_partner_and_other_women

Oh, look at this. One from 2015 coming to the same conclusion, care to share the contradicting study again?

Wait, there aren't any. You're just acting as the usual filthy smug cunt who has no concept of integrity so you lie and manipulate your way through life.

Dude, you and I have both lost the scope and original point of the post in sniping at each other.

If you want to masturbate your own ego and self-importance, just for the sake of being right, go ahead. You have already proven that any link I provide, or anything I say is going to be met with derision and hostility.

Suffice it to say, I hope you eventually find somebody, and don't let your ego get in the way of actually being able to possibly make them come, if they're capable of it.

And, as the usual you end with an emotional tantrum because you are dishonest trash.

Are you going to provide contradicting evidence or not? While I am hostile, I am an honest person with integrity.

how stupid are you?

all of the studies from the articles you linked were from 2008 or before

did you even read them? JFL

I could make you cum.

Guess I found a lucky lady

I literally experienced that word for word. My back was scratched after like I fucked Freddy Krueger or some shit. I hope you guys can experience this one day

She was a textbook Stacy. She was a complete psycho jealous bitch though, feel free to ask questions in pm my guy

Kek fucking wristlet

Mate what are you talking about? Take these pills, you’re acting up, wouldn’t want you to shoot up a school or something

He’s booked. I can recommend you to AdvancedWarfareCel however.

It's overrated guys trust me

How and why is it overrated?

I spent my whole life trying to get laid and wondering how good it's going to be. Now that I know what it feels like I'd actually prefer to just masturbate most of the time. It's just not as good as you imagine.

Did you lose it to a prosti? A ONS? Long term girlfriend? Details fam

Lost it super young on a park while drunk (lul) to a girl who I talked to online for a while who turned out to be a garbage human being and a total slut. Currently in a long term relationship (4 years).

Did she just lay there with her legs open?

My current gf does most times we have sex

Is it because you dont want to go through the work going into and after getting laid?

That's probably part of it

It is. Reality can never live up to the incel imagination.

This is honestly one of the stupidest things somebody can say. If it’s so overrated, please never have sex again for the rest of your life. But you’re not going to do that, because it is still worth doing, or else nobody would be doing it. Has your stupid little brain considered that maybe some people like sex more than others? You’re opinion on sex is not objective fact. You probably have a higher than normal prolactin spike, you fucked some ugly land whale, or years of porn addiction ruined youe brain and made it underwhealming. You can say sex is overrated, but not having sex is worse than having sex. Fuck off asshole.

lol relax buddy. The girls I had sex with I was attracted to but porn might have affected me.

The warmth of another human being is truly something so incredibly hard to picture in the current mind. Maybe get one of those body pillows

If you can find a good waifu and you want to cuddle her

Wtf is this shit

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Its kinda overrated . Just fap

Are you the real stblackops2cel? Dont be too mean in correcting me if he's a shooter or he's dead or something.

what the fuck is wrong with you motherfucker saying every incel is a criminel fuck off

No no no thats not what i meant! I just dont know that much about stblackops2cel. (Closer to nothing though) I think 99% of incels aren't bad people. I'm just an incel sympathizer.

yeah this is why you asked if he was a school shooter you scum

I really am sorry for what i said. "St" Elliott Rodger came to mind when i saw stblackops2cel.

I get it, don't worry bro.

I am the not so real StBO2Cel , he is a god

HOTTTT great fap material

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BALEET DIS

Ah i had that and she got pregnant and wanted to keep the baby. Full story coming soon...

I think you got the bad ending there friendo 😄

It didnt happen tho matey

I mean that's pretty accurate, except people almost never finish at the same time, that shit rarely happens. Also why are you fantasizing about her being the big spoon?

Fuck I want to cry that's how much I want this. Crying makes me so fucking beta.

LMAO, BETA AS FUCK

Crying is entirely normal. It doesn’t make you beta.

I don't cry anymore. I just stare wistfully and sigh. I don't feel anything anymore.

Sorry to hear that.

Jesus, put a warning next time you do this

Why would she be the big spoon? Beta as fuck.

Why is that beta? How insecure are you to not enjoy being cuddled?

I want to be the big spoon.

Nah dawg jetpack life.

Yeah being loved is so beta

Cuddling is fine, but I would prefer to be the big spoon.

Not a problem but you don’t have to talk shit on the other ways people cuddle lol

Lots of guys like being the little spoon. It’s normal.

Lots of cucks

Just because you have a different preference doesn’t make them chucks lol

Yall dudes make my day with these posts sometimes

Gawd I need this again fuuuuuarrrrkkk. O lord Saint blackops2cel send me the cuddliest of foids whose pussys smell and taste of berries and cream.

Where’s my pistol? It’s over

This shit is hilarious. Still sucks there are people who will never feel it.

Didn't even read it because I knew I'd get said if I did. Fuck. Why is it so difficult? Life sucks. Kill me please.

lol I even got hard.

you can tell this is unrealistic because the girl also cums at the end

Reminder that even rapists have made a girl cum more than you have.

Jokes on you, I’m gay

• You roll over slowing pulling her hair.

• oww stop pulling my hair fucktard!

• we both fart and fall alseep

I cannot even imagine it lol.

Glad my copypasta keeps being used, god bless.

It is over.

... but your reality is you get on all fours and big Zeke rams your filthy ass with his hairy cock and sprays his gunk all over your fairy back and makes you clean his house, because you're his bitch.

change ur tag from (((militarycel))) to (((military)))cel omegalul

I don't know how anyone can seriously believe that it's possible for a female to be lonely. It isn't. You just described why female loneliness is entirely optional. Holy fuck I wish I could lean over on the couch, swipe my finger on my phone screen and have a beautiful woman drive to my house for a night of sex and cuddling. It's beyond a joke that women still find the ungratefulness to complain about anything when literally with the swipe of one finger they get access to the most meaningful activity available to humanity.

This is not about disagreements, low IQ cunt. This is about facts.

You're right, I'm not allowed to deny the facts. However, I am allowed to disagree with your "facts" when there is evidence to the contrary.

The study you've been quoting, and again holding onto for dear life, has not been able to reproduce the results. However, there have been other studies that have contradicted those results.

Reminder that even rapists have made a girl cum more than you have.