Insta-blackpill

181  2018-03-28 by iamcopeless

154 comments

I hate this fucking earth. Fuck being short af. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

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Look at the comments above.

We are all tall.

Face<height

height=life

Lmao, this is such a massive black pill.

It’s a ducking lie

Guys, guys, guys, how many times do we have to go over this? It's personality that counts! Now excuse me while I go meet my boyfriend who is 6 ft. tall teeheee

/r/short in a nutshell.

I hope by this point this meme has made those stupid moronic roasties more self aware.

You need to respect women! Become a good little feminist boy and maybe women will actually want to touch you, you disgusting little fucking pig.

proceeds to get fucking destroyed by non-feminist boyfriend

Is that mario golf?

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I’m 6’1” and I’m a virgin at 25.

Same here. What went wrong with us?

I was volcel up until 20, wanted to lose it between 20-22 but was too shy to, and then went MGTOW/volcel when I was 23.

Naaah. Not buying you are a volcel. It is in our DNA to find a mate. Unless you have some kind of hormonal problems, you must be craving for intimacy just like me.

Idk man. I’ve gotten approached multiple times in my life, and I’ve had a couple explicit offers for sex but I turned them down. I guess I could be a mentalcel, I do have anxiety disorder.

Same here. Approached by females couple of times but I was always scared to act on it. We have some kind of mental shit going on. Nevertheless, we have to change it before it is too late.

At least wait until you're 30 to declare it's over. I tried for 10 long years during my 20s but it's unequivocally over now. The 30yo mark is the qualifying range for when every stacey you ever pursued has been impregnated by chad.

I’m 6’2. Same thing

Attracting women:

Bones > personality

Women's love is a lie. Men are objects to women.

No, not daisy too 😢

Feels bad man.

Fake

I'm 6'6 and a kissless virgin. Face > Height

I'm 6'3, have a nice face and I was a virgin till I was 21. Personality > Face > Height

"I actively avoided interacting with women and never attempted to have sex with one until 21 therefore personality is important teehee"

That's not how it works.

Ehm no, wrong. Who do you think you are to make such assumptions? There were quite some girls who were interested in me and I wanted to have sex with them, but just acted like a retard so they lost interest really fast.

I'm jealous. It must be amazing to have girls coming onto you instead of calling you an ugly freak.

I'm 6'3, have a nice face and I was approached. This means personality will matter as much for ugly subhumans who never got approached as it did for me

6'4, virgin until 20. Personal choice

I fucking love incel memes.

Lies.

Look at my height and then go look at my post for my face.

Face>height.

dude idk if you got what it takes to "run BBC game" as they say here, but you are not ugly. At 6'2" with your looks, just go run snowbunny game. You probably just need confidence, and maybe some grooming/style, if you're incel.

You need to become a thug bro.

I'm not black but i'm dark. The moment i smile or act friendly tingles are dead. Every. Single. Time. I have to consciously act like a cunt and it works. It's a lot of work.

A thug?

Im not going to do that. Chad can be himself but, I have to change? No.

Most dudes aren't chad. So get over the "i'm not chad" bullshit. A lot of people you think are chad and chadlite changed their behaviour.

Because you're black you can get away with a lot of outlandish shit and people won't say shit because they're scared of you. One of my best friends is basically you in face, race and height. He is slightly effeminate but puts up with zero shit from anyone and people are scared shitless of him. His effeminateness pushes away a lot of girls. You don't have that problem (presumably).

Not sure how old you are but keep it in mind. Time will continue to move on and you can decide to do something or not, your choice. I just use my frustration as an incel to act like cunts to women and they love it. As soon as i think it's going well and i start to be slightly nice or friendly, ITS OVER.

Have you actually gotten sex?

I've rushed to bed many times but have ED issues due to /r/phimosis and some hormone issues.

Women don't want to take shit slow and are turned off by any vulnerability so i developed low confidence and started pushing women away who are attracted.

I can attract some women pretty damn well now but don't escalate to sex while i'm still fixing my ED. You can see my post history about it.

Why aren't you getting a circumcision? That's one of the ways to treat chronic phimosis. Have your hormones shrunken your nuts so much that 60% of your scrotum sac is loose hanging skin?

Haha. I don't want a circumcision. Most people don't. Most of my stimulation is in my foreskin.

I hear you. It's my only option now but I'm content with my dick being strangled for the sake of stimulation. Plus I have enough other issues + I'm never going to get laid unless it's with an escort. I take it that's a no on the scrotum problem? Was hoping to find someone else with the similar issue.

I thought you were making a joke. Damn. Sorry to hear that man. You can see my hormone panel in my previous post. I'm doing ok but i live pretty fucking healthily these days. All in the hopes of fixing this and having a lay or two.

What exactly is the issue with your hormones/scrotum?

What exactly is the issue with your hormones/scrotum?

Varicocele.

A varicocele is an abnormal enlargement of the pampiniform venous plexus in the scrotum. This plexus of veins drains blood from the testicles.

Abnormal blood flow to the testicles means less sperm and testosterone production. I've had it for so long I'm pretty positive I'm infertile. Not that fertility is an issue given someone would have to want to fuck me to make kids and given I can't even make the former happen it's not a deal breaker for me. I wouldn't dare burden my offspring with my trash genes.

I also have spermatocele on each teste and they're pretty painful.

Drs won't do surgery on either of the problems as they've said it will cause more harm than good and given I've had them for years the surgery can't be justified as a positive outcome isn't likely.

Also I broke my dick when I was 16 with the girl i lost my V to. I really need to emphasise that i haven't had sex since 2003. My only sexually active years were 1999 to 2003. I'd consider myself born again incel.

Ok man, you have low T and pain due to a varicocele. It can't be operated on. Have you considered TRT? Most guys out there on TRT have low T issues without a varicocele. Can the pain be treated for the spermatocele?

How exactly is your dick broken? If it's truly broken then you can't have sex regardless so why is it even an issue? Can it be fixed or operated on? You've still had more sex than me lol and I'm 29.

You live in a western country. It'd be a shame not to try your best to fix your issues (I'm not saying you haven't so far). I have a lot of body issues (damaged muscles/ligaments, disc bulge, some other things) and the doctors have been useless in 100% of the cases. You can't rely on their second hand apathy unfortunately. They're drug pushing defeatists.

If you fixed one or two of these things, you would honestly have more confidence and determination in yourself than most Chad lites out there and have a great time with some pussy, paid or not.

Wow you are a hardcore mentalcel. I can't imagine what it's like to hate yourself for no reason at all the way you do.

Not having an attractive face does that.

Mentalcel.

I can tell from your post history that you're actually a pretty cool dude. Bulk up and lift, you'll love yourself more for it and the confidence boost should be enough.

Keep track of your progress man, take pics and shit. Working out improves facial aesthetics from more lean mass (if you're under 21, which it looks like you are, it can also improve jaw). You're a lanklet atm though, but you have potential. That potential is worthless if you don't use it.

I’m trying to lift right now.

I’ve basically sworn off women anyway. No point.

6'2'', 21 yo here. Been lifting for a year, got a decent physique going. Nothing. I have no personality, no social skills. It doesn't matter if you're tall or whatever. Girls aren't going to be approaching you.

You’re not even ugly so your personality is most likely the problem

Eh..... Jeremy Meeks?

What about him?

bersonality

Women cannot love men. They can barely love their own children.

Woah, dude.

who hurt u? jfc

Face>Height

The people who say face > height don't know how it is being short, you guys are fucking volcels. If you just looksmax femoids will instantly drop their panties for you.

The true blackpill is for shorties only, no tallfags.

How narrow-minded. I'm 6'2, yet I'm still unattractive.

And you're a volcel. JFL. If you don't already do all that stuff, go to the gym, get into social situations and make as much money as possible. Get off this sub and time will hand you a girl my bro.

Fake incel

Kek

I have never seen a short guy with a good face not do well with women. Not even talking about game or anything like that. Like women walking up to them and wanting to fuck type of success.(especially with young pretty boy types)

I was one of these. Good old times.

Completely invalidates your point though.

Lol what an idiot

Cool story, how?

Yeah I'm sure the post in the OP was referring to subhuman lanklets with recessed bones and bug eyes, not tallfag Chads

Tall guys not getting laid = tallfags and volcels, no matter the circumstances. no matter if recessed bones, bug eyes, mentally disabled, physically disabled, awkward or whatever.

manlet cope

MaNlEt CoPe

It literally is manlet cope to say face doesn't matter at all for tallfags lmao

Do you even know what cope means? It's the literal opposite but whatever you say my dude

the only thing that matters is height

not cope

Wew

😥

no its face>height There are some 5'9" and 5'7" slayers because of their face.

Correct.

You can work around bad looks, but if you're short then the entire pool of women that you can target is right at your height or less.

One of my female friends is married to a guy who's 5'3", but she's even shorter than him. The guy has an average face with good musculature.

brb roping

It's not cool to joke about suicide.

he said he will brb so hoe is this about sui?

You come on here, you and I both know what "roping" refers to. Course, incels have accepted that it's ok to rape women, so I guess nothing is off limits.

It's still not cool.

Incel means involuntary celibate. It has nothing to do with raping women. Incel just means you cant get laid. Thats it

I'm not going to comb through the comments showing which users think it's ok. I have seen said comments from different users multiple times. I'm really suprised this sub wasn't part of the subreddit ban since y'all can just go to incels.me and not have to deal with people making fun of y'all constantly.

We joke about suicide because it helps anxiety from suicidal thoughts. Not only do you lack the actual authority to tell us to stop, but the intellectual and moral authority too. Faggot.

Also,

y'all WELL YEE HAW BOY HOWDY PARTNER

Still not cool to joke about suicide.

lul u got rekt just sit down

Says the guy that contemplates suicide 100x less than users on this subreddit lmfao

nice try asshole

I found a way to be happy and it irks me that you guys put yourselves in a hole and bring others down with you, when it's easily fixable through therapy or self realization. Sue me.

easily fixable through therapy or self realization.

LOL

That's all you can do is laugh because it's true :)

LMFAO self realization. What are you a faggot?

damn fucking got em

incels have accepted that it's ok to rape women

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Yup, because even though my comment was on point, stating the facts is a big no no. Yup.

I am an incel and I do not want women to be raped. Fact refuted. You will be banned for 3 days.

To be fair to any tallcels here, when girls say stuff like this they obviously mean among the GL male population. They aren't selecting from the overall pool.

shut up, lanklets can't be incels

pretty confident james damore doesnt mog me just for being about 6'2 lol

pretty confident james damore doesnt mog me just for being about 6'2 lol

his gf stuck with him through the whole thing and there's a pic of him attending an orgy and engaging in heavy petting with someone who isn't his gf

maybe this is cope but they were probably all high out of their mind at this orgy. i just know that if you place him in a bar next to a fameless bieber or efron he'll get washed.

cope

TFW you're decent looking, have a good personality, and are a good person buy you're only 5'11.9999"

Unless you're talking to a woman who is over 5'7 you can say "6 feet" as long as you're over 5'9.

They are NOT that great at estimating heights.

as long as you're over 5'9.

IT'S OVER

I guess so. Time to fill up the viking funeral boat...

you can only lie into 6' category if you are solid 5'11. I am 5'10 and got called out for my BS saying I was 6'. People do catch it. I will lie once I am 5'11.5"

you can only lie into 6' category if you are solid 5'11. I am 5'10 and got called out for my BS saying I was 6'. People do catch it. I will lie once I am 5'11.5"

Women may be bad at judging height, but they all compare how tall their man claims to be so, if Betty's Norman is more than about 1.5 inches shorter than Stacy's Chad, then Betty loses status within the female social matrix, and Norman loses status with an Betty.

Tbf, most 5'11" guys can get away with saying they are 6'1", let alone 6'0".

Females are very very bad at gauging the size of things/people.

Have you ever spoken to/been with a woman? Most would rather have a 6 inch long cock than a 9 inch one, cause it hits the cervix and that shit hurts. Women care more about girth.

False, women are all individual beings with a variety of preferences c:

Which is why I said most women.

-inches"

well thats the cock size #nohomo

I always thought Daisy was a bigger whore than Peach.

The only reason my dad got laid was because he was over 6 foot. He was abused to hell as a kid and was generally weak emotionally. He had trouble for years finding a woman in the FUCKING BABY BOOM.

Wow.

Money, friends, houses and great jobs basically grew on trees back then. Hard to have a bad time back then, that may have been the best time to be an American.......

Damn daisy got some big titties lol

Lol that's her shoulder

LOL wow

it's over for shouldercels

nonviolently castrate the tall

lmfao dude

are you laughing at me or with me

possibly both

which one are you doing more of

Hmm whats it to ya

laughing at me makes me feel bad

laughing with me makes me feel good

Wise words from a wise man

so are you laughing more at me or with me

with ya

If you're 5'11” 1/2 it's over.

No it isn't. Just lie. Women love liars.

mario got through all of that just to get friendzoned. ITS OVER.

He's like 3 foot or some shit, it's over for Mariocels

maybe that's why peach always is "kidnapped" by the big chad turtle

TFW I'm 5'6 skinny fat and have no problem getting laid. What's the issue with the height thing?

Face > height

Are you white?

you had to lower your standards bro. ngl you got respect for that but you either got 1/10s or straight up mentally unstable girls. Also your face probably good

Except for all the 6 foot + guys here who just make excuses /u/Madeon929

Damn you. Wtf man.

Tallcels are fakecels

Im 6'4 and an incel. it starts off ok and I am not a "virgin" but at 19 i realized that being incel is more about personality than anything. Im just an awkward fuck that cant ever be laid

Out

Lol this whole thread is hilarious. I’ve never seen a bigger collection of guys declaring they can’t get bitches.

Lul at coping Normans.

Those reddit failed Normans don't even have an Instagram account...

I'm 6'2 and incel. Maybe my swampass looking face plays a role in that huh

Yeah probably that and the fact you have no qualities that anyone would find remotely attractive and the height just makes you seem like a lumbering freak.

6‘5“ here. No ugly face but autistic vibes.

6 centimeters

LMAO

I'm jealous. It must be amazing to have girls coming onto you instead of calling you an ugly freak.

Most dudes aren't chad. So get over the "i'm not chad" bullshit. A lot of people you think are chad and chadlite changed their behaviour.

Because you're black you can get away with a lot of outlandish shit and people won't say shit because they're scared of you. One of my best friends is basically you in face, race and height. He is slightly effeminate but puts up with zero shit from anyone and people are scared shitless of him. His effeminateness pushes away a lot of girls. You don't have that problem (presumably).

Not sure how old you are but keep it in mind. Time will continue to move on and you can decide to do something or not, your choice. I just use my frustration as an incel to act like cunts to women and they love it. As soon as i think it's going well and i start to be slightly nice or friendly, ITS OVER.

How narrow-minded. I'm 6'2, yet I'm still unattractive.

I have never seen a short guy with a good face not do well with women. Not even talking about game or anything like that. Like women walking up to them and wanting to fuck type of success.(especially with young pretty boy types)

I'm 6'3, have a nice face and I was approached. This means personality will matter as much for ugly subhumans who never got approached as it did for me

Yeah I'm sure the post in the OP was referring to subhuman lanklets with recessed bones and bug eyes, not tallfag Chads

Correct.

You can work around bad looks, but if you're short then the entire pool of women that you can target is right at your height or less.

One of my female friends is married to a guy who's 5'3", but she's even shorter than him. The guy has an average face with good musculature.

maybe this is cope but they were probably all high out of their mind at this orgy. i just know that if you place him in a bar next to a fameless bieber or efron he'll get washed.

I'm not going to comb through the comments showing which users think it's ok. I have seen said comments from different users multiple times. I'm really suprised this sub wasn't part of the subreddit ban since y'all can just go to incels.me and not have to deal with people making fun of y'all constantly.

Face > height

Are you white?

you had to lower your standards bro. ngl you got respect for that but you either got 1/10s or straight up mentally unstable girls. Also your face probably good

Yup, because even though my comment was on point, stating the facts is a big no no. Yup.