From landwhale to Stacy: FATCEL = VOLCEL

76  2018-03-28 by IlliterateAndProud

197 comments

This could be bbw gaming if she stopped sitting on her ass all day

You saw her?

No he hasn't.

How heavy are you, Board?

Heavier than a loaf of bread.

she's a mod on reddit. That requires her to be at least 230 pounds.

Well then I fail that test because I weigh less than that.

Can't confirm. I weigh 180lbs.

Granted I'm not a very experienced mod, but still.

I guarantee she has loose skin and hates herself for it. I weighed nowhere near that much and I have loose skin just from 45 pound weight loss. It kind of is a bummer that people don't get a full victory from losing weight.

Do you get loose skin when you lose weight too fast?

No, I think it mainly has to do with how long you've been overweight and genetics. Possibly if you gained the weight quickly also. I know for a fact it runs in my family to get stretch marks easy because all my sisters are thin and got awful ones after pregnancy even with good skin care. But if someone like her was 150 pounds overweight, that is a guarantee she has stretch marks and loose skin. Her skin was covering two people.

She's hot enough now to get someone to sponsor her to get a surgery to fix it.

I would love to think that's how life works, but we're all smart enough to know that is not realistic.

Cope. any level of women can easily find beta bux

She can easily find one.

it depends how quick you lose it and i think it also depends what shape your mid section was when fat, when you have a big compact belly usually you don't have loose skin whereas a flabby one would.

aka for women, from volcel to volcel

Probably, but she gets better dick now.

She looked better fat, desu~

Shit, she's hot.

160lb is still fat as fatass for a female. That extra 20lb and the inevitable muffin-top frump-bod won't stop her from uploading the photo on the right to tinder and getting her pick of Chads. Fuck this earth.

She's 5'8.

160lb is in excess of seventy kilograms, at 5'8" she's either got the frame of a tank or, more likely, a substantial amount of fat clinging to her body

It’s almost overweight by BMI standards. She may have a higher muscle mass than average, seeing as how she lost a ton of weight which probably included exercise, so she might just look like a normal weight.

Shut the fuck up, dude.

Shall we pretend she's attractive outside of this carefully angled and filtered photo? Her body is swimming in fat.

I always enjoy occasionally stumbling onto this sub. A lot of what you're saying isn't necessarily wrong -- although I wouldn't really classify a woman who is 5'8, 160 as someone "swimming in fat" (overweight, though), it's always humorous to get a feel for the hatred and vitriol that gets spewed all over the place by some of y'all.

You're not being downvoted for being wrong, per se, you're just being downvoted because you're a repulsive human being with a severely warped sense of reality.

I'm glad you've had an opportunity to shout your virtues from the rooftop

It really doesn't take a whole lot of virtue to not act like some wretched little incel lol

Shall we pretend that you're not an annoying piece of shit?

Let's look at a gallery of women who are 5'8" and 160 lbs

If that is swimming in fat to you, you're delusional.

She looks much better in the second photo, but 5'8", 160lbs for a female is still a little overweight.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but let's just be honest here.

Furthermore, lying about your appearance on Tinder only gets you so far. Sure, this chick might get more matches and some dates, but it's really fucking annoying going out with some chick who was obviously being deceitful about her looks. Both sexes do it, and it usually doesn't go over well with the opposite party.

At 5’7 I am 150. I will never look like that girl.

you're fucking heavy. you're almost as heavy as my 13 year old 5'11 sister LOSE WEIGHT

Lol, did I ask for your opinion?

I’m clearly ugly anyway so why even try.

you got knocked up by a guy you lying slut

I’ve never got knocked up by a guy. You lie to yourself.

get a life

I didn’t ask for your opinion.

get a life

Stop talking to me.

get a life

Don’t tell me what the fuck to do. I’ll do whatever the fuck I want.

get a life

Lol. You acted like I started the damn conversation.

get a life

Stop talking to me.

get a life

I literally just told you to stop talking to me.

i'm the only one who's talking to you right now that's how sad you are

I said stop talking to me.

k

I need chad dick so bad rn!

It’s about time someone made a fake account under my name.

She may be overweight but femoid fat distribution can be very forgiving, she may not be ideal but still well within the range of passable for bodyfat.

You’re a garbage human.

Why would you say that?

Probably your post history.

The before picture looks like if Aria from GOT swallowed a bee.

Oh my god I can't breathe

That's what she said.

What the hell is wrong with you dude? Like seriously were you dropped on your head as a child? This woman has clearly made a massive effort to change herself, and you shit on her achievements?

She has five thousand tinder matches and probably hundreds of supportive comments both irl and on reddit. My friend, I'm confident she'll be alright.

Too bad she wouldn't give your bitter ass a second look either way.

Too bad indeed; I'm a flawed human myself and I don't expect perfection, just a real attempt at building a healthy and loving relationship. I would make a fantastic partner but she won't consider me an option when she can get chad by swiping right

I would make a fantastic partner

I'm sure of this.

Get yourself a landwhale and whip her into shape :)

lul, yeah. Once you make her look good shes fckin gone.

No, even the landwhale has dozens of orbiters and gets laid regularly.

But you know what didn't change? Her standards. Chad or nothing.

I'm envious of her. She's getting more attention than I ever will. :(

She got more attention when she was fat than most men ever will.

I hate being me. :(

if you want attention stop being a loser and do something meaningful

Legit all women have to do to be a Stacy is have straight teeth and not be fat, and they fail to even accomplish that.

Nah even slightly crooked teeth can be cute. :D All a woman has to do to be Stacy is not be deformed and not be fat.

even slightly crooked teeth can be cute.

This. Porn star Shea Summers has terrible teeth.

LOL, didn't know about her. Googled.

Damn... The teeth make her look even hotter. :|

Should I cry or should I laugh? ;_;

Sad, isn’t it?

They don't even need those two things

Too bad not all of us are carefree teens who have 8 hrs a day to gymcel and diet.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't take more time to properly diet. Instead of eating out everyday, you make a meal list for the next two weeks, buy the things for those meals, and make them. It takes like half an hour to cook, which is usually about how long it takes to get to a fast food place, order, and then go back home to eat. Stop blaming time constraints when you just don't want to put effort in.

I agree with everything here except the part where the fast food makes it back home

You don’t need 8 hours/day to lose weight. You just need to eat less. Avoiding processed calorie-dense food can help too because then you’re at least getting more food per kcal. As far as exercising goes, I guarantee most people can find one free hour in a day. If you can’t, then any time is better than none.

How does it take time to diet? If anything, it can take less time than the average food habits if you decide to cook in bulk.

You literally use more calories just by existing if you have more muscle mass, so while it might not be necessary, it takes a lot less time.

eat less to lose weight thus saving time

“I don’t have time for that”

Oh fuck off.

proof that face is everything.

Left: Chad fucks Right: Chad commits.

Why would Chad fuck a fattie? I met Chads in my life, they go for 6 and up. I think that you are confusing normies with Chads.

Chad won't tell you he fucked the fat girl lol

haha dis

Are you tick? Chads have women that you would marry EVERY DAY. I met one of those guys, the normal pretty girls want to fuck them 30 secs after they look at them. It's crazy. Normies fuck fatties, and feel bad afterwards.

This only works for females and not males.

Nope. Losing weight makes almost anyone look better. Lose the world-hating, 'femoids don't like me' attitude, and become a real person and I'm sure a lot of you would have a shot. But as it is, you guys are in serious denial.

You're talking to a troll, dumbass. He's not even incel.

It's easier to address the trolls and retards than to make a comment that's actually contributory and intelligent.

This, but unironically.

why would my comment be ironic ;-;

you saw my transformation. although i injected tren into my jaw

You have never posted good face pics gtfo.

JFL. just know that i mog you genetic inferior subhuman

Nah you're just a coping incel kek. I'm prolly better looking than your ugly ass.

Where you live

Guess. The least chaddy country in the world.

china

that's no Stacy. She's average

This, people seriously overrating her.

Wait until you are older.

Wait why?

She has good facial harmony, I'd argue she's 6/10. Attractive to say the least, an average person to me would be someone you feel no real attraction towards at all but at-least aren't repulsed by there features.

To me, high standards cel she is enough, though looks like a bitch

lmao life is not like porn you retard

Porn stars aren't good looking either

Mental lmfao.

Cope. She got offered sex as a land whale.

As a slightly overweight guy, this is lifepill for me

3 chads per week was not enough. Now she's getting 15 chads pumping her every week.

She's still fat and her body will be disgusting.

One closeup filtered pic is meaningless.

160 pounds is waayyyyyy better than 310 pounds. She could also be 5'11" or something and it'd be a healthy weight.

160 pounds is chunky for female unless they're lanklets.

Do you have any idea what losing 150lbs does to the skin, usually?

Difference between a fatcel and a Moby Dick is that the Moby Dick can still get laid if she wants.

thats not a stacy tho... looks like a average girl

She's above average, but not significantly...

you seem to have quite a high standards for someone who cant get laid

Who says I'm incel

Five points for the construction of her head, three points for the limbs, five points for the... torso

You guys sound like 1950's Miss America pageant

You guys

that meme again

You can break down anything and everything into a science.

into a science pile of bullshit that sounds like science but isn't

Ftfy

You really are a normie bitch.

did you expect anything else

Shocker, you can analyse aesthetic ideals anatomically

Eye area is average. Fake-up.

Cope, she has low set eyebrows and positive anal tilt + big and feminine. They are above average

positive anal tilt

That's the best type of anal tilt to have, according to experts.

Fakeup doesn't improve the hooding or change the medial canthi

Wow she's still heavier than I am. Then again, most people are.

Manlet? kek.

I'm dyspraxic. I don't build muscle correctly because my muscles don't work correctly.

Oh that sucks man.

Eat shit scumbag.

No you, lol.

What did you honestly expect? You attacked me on the basis of something I can't control, then apologised to avoid looking like a dick when I told everybody why.

On the street, you'd still discriminate against me. You'd still mock me. You'd still take pictures and laugh at them with your friends. I gave you the chance to know better, but that does not absolve you of your wrongs. I'm not going to treat you differently to any other bigot, because that's what you are.

Are you mentally retarded?

Well, yeah, I'm dyspraxic.

I wasn't attacking you

"Manlet lol"

Yes you were.

You haven't been around braincels much no?

I used to be an incel the better part of a decade ago. I rediscovered your spaces recently.

See buddy, in the real world, Manlet is an insult. One that will get you grounded and pounded if you say it to the wrong bloke. Its certainly not something I would call my dealer if I wanted to see the next dawn.

You aren't around these circles though. No shit people won't use them IRL. I'm a manlet myself.

The guy you are talking to calls himself a manlet. He was probably hoping you were a fellow brolet.

I call myself a tard pretty often. I still expect to be punched when I call somebody else a tard. I'd punch them if they called me a tard.

chill man. He wasn't insulting. People on this sub call each other all sorta things all the time, in jest and with no hard feelings. E.g. indians are called currycels. He was simply asking whether you weigh less than everyone because you're a manlet or something.

He doesn't really know me well enough to make the assumption that I'm ok with people mocking my weight.

well better get used to it masscel.

I'm not an incel. Although I did just have somebody point out to me that I'm essentially MTGOW without the pomp and tbh that kinda fits. I got bored of women a while ago.

This comment chain is pure gold. The violent scot going off at you is priceless.

Yeah lol

She probably still had a BF though when she was fat. Such is the way.

Yeah, a Chadlite.

Nah I saw his pics. He was a normie+

4.5/10 landwhale with 6+/10 hightier normie. Hypergamy is a bitch aint it

He's around a 5.5.

Its crazy how she was a 4.5/10 at that body fat level. That's how good her bone structure is.

I bet he'll get traded in for a better looking man.

Women can’t be incel. ALL women are automatically volcel.

What's a volcel?

voluntary cel. opp of incel

Then that statement is a lie.

how so? If a woman is celibate, then it is likely that she chose to be that way not because she can't find dick to fill her, unlike incels who can't get laid because of a multitude of reasons, no matter what they do.

Because there can be women who no guy would want to have anything to do with, at least I don't know if I'm the only one

lmao, EVERYONE, I FOUND A ROASTIE .

If I'm a roastie you're a Chad

thanks for the compliment.

It was more pointing out your delusional and ignorant statement lol

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Your unhappiness and being miserable from being unlovable is funny too 😁

And you still having the balls to bitch online while still living life on tutorial mode makes me wanna hang myself

Tf is tutorial mode?

A women’s life

You don't know my life. Don't talk about things you're ignorant about.

Femcel = volcel

The before picture looks like if Aria from GOT swallowed a bee.

Girl on the right looks like the girl who is about to hypergamy me.

good transformation but she was never fatcel. Females cant be incel no matter how much they weigh.

159 pounds is still heavy for a woman. Femoids just have to not be obese. For men, even the high end of a healthy BMI makes them a fatcel. Why even bother?

It is just fucking impossible for women to be incel. I’ve seen hundreds of literal ugly bitches with good looking guys. It’s fucking over.

159 lbs

So she's still fat?

holy fuck.

fatcel = brad dick

volcel = lying bitch

Holy elfin maiden batman!

Loving how all the comments pointing out how 160 pound women are fat are getting downvoted. Hate to break it to you fat roastie cunts, but you're fat. Suck it up, because you're clearly not attractive enough to suck up Chad.

Height and body composition exist.

Right is 5/10.

Not really stacy.

She got more attention when she was fat than most men ever will.

Wait until you are older.

if you want attention stop being a loser and do something meaningful

Oh that sucks man.

What did you honestly expect? You attacked me on the basis of something I can't control, then apologised to avoid looking like a dick when I told everybody why.

On the street, you'd still discriminate against me. You'd still mock me. You'd still take pictures and laugh at them with your friends. I gave you the chance to know better, but that does not absolve you of your wrongs. I'm not going to treat you differently to any other bigot, because that's what you are.

you got knocked up by a guy you lying slut