Hair helps frame the head and balance out facial features. It creates a pleasing illusion for the observer. In reality, bald people are just a more accurate portrayal of what we actually look like, and why deception and duplicity are evolutionary necessities when it comes to sexual attraction. It's why there is sexual dimorphism; because physical appearance is 80% of the game.
41 comments
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-27
Holy shit.
1 niceoleader 2018-03-27
beardcels = coping
1 trevmon 2018-03-27
well if only beards worked like this
1 ItWillBeOverSoonLol 2018-03-27
Lmfao no, the beard is obscuring his jaw, the autist in me is mad AF at this inaccurate depiction of anaromt
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-27
Lol, femoid. What are you doing in this sub?
1 frightynight 2018-03-27
Femoid invasion. You've been posting in our /r/femcel sub.
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1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-27
REEEEEEEEE!
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-27
What the fuck is this shit? How is that real
1 frightynight 2018-03-27
Wrong one sry. /r/femcel
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-27
Yes, femcels exists.
1 Sniveling_Cur 2018-03-27
/r/femcels exists. femcels don't.
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-27
That sub does yes. Its a shitpost sub.
1 NerdWerl 2018-03-27
Is that troll sub
1 frightynight 2018-03-27
Wrong sub sry.
1 Cristookie 2018-03-27
You guys have such great personalities so we stay
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-27
/r/femcels
1 Cristookie 2018-03-27
I actually think that sub is hilarious so far thanks
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-03-27
Humor never hurts!
1 wannabe-wonderwoman 2018-03-27
You had to ruin my favourite Disney movie 😂😂😂. I'll never be able to get this image out of my mind
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-27
Ahaha what a funny relatable maymay, I'm finna post this on my instagram for my homies hehehe 😂😂😂
Follow my IG it's fuck_off_roastie haha 😂
1 wannabe-wonderwoman 2018-03-27
Haha wow aren't you funny 😂😂!! I have never seen someone soooo funny 😂😂🙄
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-27
Ahaha dear you know I'm funny 😂😂 but go to bed now, it's a bit late to up a such big girl time!
Inb4 the mighty reeee of this little roastoid using the same baby talk because no originality
1 wannabe-wonderwoman 2018-03-27
Bed time bro? It's literally 8:00 am here, but I'm always down for a nap. Naps are great.
1 IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-27
I am your biggest bro
1 wannabe-wonderwoman 2018-03-27
Obviously we are the bests of bros
1 NightmareOfMensis 2018-03-27
Hair helps frame the head and balance out facial features. It creates a pleasing illusion for the observer. In reality, bald people are just a more accurate portrayal of what we actually look like, and why deception and duplicity are evolutionary necessities when it comes to sexual attraction. It's why there is sexual dimorphism; because physical appearance is 80% of the game.
1 shockinghillaryquote 2018-03-27
Fucking brutal.
1 itsover99 2018-03-27
are you 6.5/10
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-27
Lol. Why does that matter to you? So you can tell them you’re the most attractive guy in the sub and add some more weight to your oversized ego?
1 itsover99 2018-03-27
are you my second stalker? fuck off
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-27
Yep.
Don’t act like a victim now. You’re the asshole. Not me.
1 itsover99 2018-03-27
thanks for being a good slut and proofing the black pill everyday
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-27
Why did you delete the post, huh? Is it against the rules?
1 itsover99 2018-03-27
channel your rage into weight loss
1 iQ9k 2018-03-27
Lmfao
1 trevmon 2018-03-27
bbbut muh thyroid
1 trevmon 2018-03-27
nah he's cool, you're the asshole
1 EvilMortyBot 2018-03-27
And why is that?
1 Khungghar 2018-03-27
Get out femoid
1 derivur 2018-03-27
Still mogs me :D
1 Cristookie 2018-03-27
he looks like a literal thumb