Sexual market in 2018. What type are you?

111  2018-03-27 by xenodit

89 comments

Sums up dating in 2018

I'm in the water somewhere.

Behind the camera - literally not even important enough to my friends to be included in the photo

This. I'm the guy that was brought along just to take the pictures and do any sort of work that needed to be done at best, or some random guy that they asked to take the pictures at worst.

The person taking the pic isn't even a "friend" it's a random stranger they ask, then forget existence of as soon as they deliver their robotic "thankyu"

That's us.

This makes me sad

The guy under the raft wearing a goaltender mask. Jason was an incel, that is why he especially hates couples fucking.

Completely out of the picture.

I've roped and am at the bottom of that lake.

Modern America

The chad has an impressive chin. I'm sure that has nothing to do with his success with women

Tfw you'll never have a cutie like the far left girl :/

suicide fuel imma shoot myself through my fucking head

more blood on the roast flaps

left.

This is such a sad picture. :(

Where does this picture come from?

Seriously, what were these guys thinking when they took a photo like this?

hell

it looks like Xochimilco in Mexico

If I had a choice, I'd rather be the guy on the left rather than the guy in the middle. His girl is hotter than the other three and probably (but no guarantees) less slutty than them as well.

I'm idolizing the one on the left since he's asian(like me) and the girl is hot asf

barely above average

Cope

nop

Spoiler Alert: Chad fucked every girl in this pic

this is women in 2018

The one on the left is much more good looking than those 3 together.

I wouldn't be allowed on the raft.

Spoiler alert: The guy on the right is a cucktears member tryna use personality.

And the guy taking the pic is the incel not even allowed on the raft.

I'm the guy taking the photo, I guess.

This is so sad.

Guy on left got the hottest one, but she's busy fucking Chad while she tells cuckboy they need to 'take their time'

Weird how the least attractive one is seated closest to the mexicancel.

Just nuke earth now already.

My corpse is rotting in the water

Phirannas are my lovers.

You can see how much the incel is dying on his face, we all have that face.

Guy in the middle is probably gay and those are his hags. Don't get your panties in a wad.

Cope.

looks like milo yiannopoulos to me in which case you'd be right lol. might just be some random dude tho

nah he is running faggame on those hoes. Sounds gay but it works for chad.

All I see is a Chad, Chad-lite, and a normie. Incels don't get invited to parties.

All I see is a Chad, Chad-lite, and a normie. Incels don't get invited to parties.

I see Alpha in center, normie (Beta) who has to mate guard and looks afraid, and a high tier Incel, who would have been a Beta normie in more patriarchal era, but modern hypergamy has enabled the girl sitting closest to him, who would've been his match, to be part of Alpha's soft harem, rather than settle for him.

You’re all virgins because you say shit like “sexual market”.

oh yeah it isn't because we are ugly, and society make us feel ashamed about the way we look since our childhood.

Your naive

Being so delusional and sheltered that you actually believe this

And you're an asshole that prides of themselves for having a closed mind.

For all the memes in this sub, y’all kinda suck at recognizing jokes.

And can you explain to me how your original comment was a joke?

It was funny.

Yeah, no. You're a dumnass

Wanna try again?

Sure, your a dumbass

One more time?

Removed for spam.

Really?

Fucking retard

I’m confused.

reeeeeeee

nah we're virgins because women won't have sex with us

Great answer

Very low iq reply.

You don’t know what IQ is. If you think it was stupid then just call it stupid, but “low IQ reply” makes no sense.

Of course it wouldn't make sense to a low iq individual.

Like really I’m not trying to be ugly with you, I’m just telling you IQ has little to do with what we consider intelligence. If you see something dumb, don’t go out of your way to say low IQ, say it’s dumb.

the guy on the far left has the best. Quality over quantity

the guy on the far left has the best. Quality over quantity

Does he? Notice the mate guarding and look of concern/fear on his face.

I really doubt we can draw this many conclusions about them from a single photo. Like, what would the guy to the right do when the guy in the middle just puts his arm around his date for a photo? There is no position for him in that case that would not be awkward.

Brutally pill

neither, girls dont want to be within a 1 mile radius of me

Chad is the one on the left with the oneitis and easily mogs the guy in the middle with the try-hard hair and fucked up nose. Contrary to popular belief Chad saddles up with the hottest girl while the distant 2nd betas get the leftovers.

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I’m done, time to die

fuck these memes somehow just keep getting funnier

brutal blackpill: theyre all not chads or even chadlites. all those girls probally dont fuck with them and have actuall side chads.

I'm not even on the picture, i don't have any friends.

LOL, the loner guy mogs me.

Also yeah, the guy on the left is probably the chaddiest.

Obviously the short average looking short guy in corner.

I have no idea how people are seeing the left girl as the hottest. Centre is the clear winner for me.

Agreed. The one in the center with pink shirt is the hottest.

I think the one on the left is better but they are pretty close in rating tbh

I could be any of the three. Depends on the day and who the women are.

LMAO at the guy on the left, trying everything he can to keep her away from chad.

cringe

implying I can ever be that close to women without them calling the cops on me

Is that Milo?

The dating world in a nutshell: 5 girls, 3 guys (1 of them a homosexual). And ALL 3 girls have a guy touching them, but 1 guy is still left out, despite a gender ratio that should be favorable to him.

Check those numbers again bud

Where does the arm with the white sleeve on the right girl come from?

If you're not running disembodied limb game to touch women in 2018 you're volcel

That's her own arm sweetie :')

I realised that right after I posted, not sure how I looked at it 5 times and didn't see

I'm totally the bottom right one.

And can you explain to me how your original comment was a joke?

Yeah, no. You're a dumnass

Wanna try again?