You guys bitch on here all the time, making fun of the lives of inceltears members. But deep down you wish you had our lives.

102  2018-03-26 by Imacuckfromitears

Funny how you guys make fun of us inceltear members, just to make yourselves feel better. You wish you had our lives, every day I go home to my lovely wife named landwhale. We’re in a open relationship (her amazing idea), so I get to meet a bunch of new guys. Unfortunately I haven’t slept with any other women, so that means I need to improve my personality. And landwhales so caring that she hasn’t had sex with me in two years, because she’s trying to build up more experience to give me the best organism ever. Man I love me life you guys wish you had it.

Anyway rant over, landwhales buddy Tyrone is here. You guys enjoy ldaring while I live it up.

28 comments

1  jaghatarhonor 2018-03-26

Kek nice

1  undeadcel 2018-03-26

lmao pls post on IT

1  HungIncel69 2018-03-26

Does she let you fap in the corner while Tyrone pounds her with his hammer head dick?

1  Imacuckfromitears 2018-03-26

Of course. I love watching her build up experience

1  HungIncel69 2018-03-26

Damn I bet she has enough experience to reach max level soon!

1  TordYvel 2018-03-26

Insert picture of giga whale saying "this is not even my final form"

1  Incelvester 2018-03-26

Haha, IncelTears regs can't get girls, if they could, they wouldn't be so obsessed with us

1  JackhusChanhus 2018-03-26

Sure inceltears posters can get girls

If they couldn’t they’d be in this joint

1  TheVertex_ 2018-03-26

They attack their own to cope.

1  JackhusChanhus 2018-03-26

Curious. I think I’ll stick with my very normie existence, the complexity here is intense

1  not_good_looking 2018-03-26

What’s so complex about you being too ugly to get laid?

1  not_good_looking 2018-03-26

Can get girls 24 hours online on obscure creepy Reddit sub

Pick one

1  PM_ME_UR_FIRST_NUDE 2018-03-26

Do you want to see me and my girlfriend?

1  GeneticCleansing 2018-03-26

K E K

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1  prophetpepe 2018-03-26

can't tell if joking or not.

1  Imacuckfromitears 2018-03-26

Who has a wife named land whale?

1  prophetpepe 2018-03-26

IT cucks probably think that is progressive.

1  grimm_ghost 2018-03-26

Kek

1  Lesbcel 2018-03-26

tell tyrone i said hi

1  Imacuckfromitears 2018-03-26

I don’t get to talk to Tyrone. He just gives landwhale experience and leaves

1  not_good_looking 2018-03-26

You forgot to mention how you also have to wash the bedsheets, do all the laundry, do all the cooking, and give her 90% of your income.

1  Imacuckfromitears 2018-03-26

It’ll all pay off. She will have so much experience

1  iQ9k 2018-03-26

Lmfao beautiful satire

1  methaferus 2018-03-26

Have you reached level 99 in cuckery yet?

1  anonymousvirgin88 2018-03-26

And landwhales so caring that she hasn’t had sex with me in two years, because she’s trying to build up more experience to give me the best organism ever.

I see what you did there. Well done.

1  Picopeso 2018-03-26

Fucking LOL.

1  endestir 2018-03-26

the real problem with IT is not that they are cucked, it is that they are just low IQ

1  derivur 2018-03-26

Nah, I go out, sometimes, when my college mates pity the fool enough.

I'm here just for fun and trolling.

1  Redcherry42 2018-03-26

I didn't see that coming. I needed a good laugh and you definitely provided it.

1  IncelistanWillRise 2018-03-26

High quality bait

1  WaylanderTS 2018-03-26

Is this really how you see us? Because this is sooooooo off base it loops right back around to being funny.

1  trevmon 2018-03-26

you got me damn, why you gotta expose the TRUTH!

1  not_good_looking 2018-03-26

What’s so complex about you being too ugly to get laid?