Yeah that's not really how it works m8. Nice try though.

fucking cuck

Chad just asks to fuck the first message. You're right, those "witty" lines don't mean shit. They care about your appearance, not much else.

cool

i thought i told you to leave our sub you dumb bitch

i thought i said no

Most interesting and thought provoking comment you made yet.

thanks

Sadly, it'll all go downhill from here.

Your example sounds more like how an incel would use tinder. Also you seem angry even for an incel. You should take a chill pill.

You got me there. Those are all pretty terrible. The first one looks like it might have worked though.

I am not an incel, but I understand that you saying that is just your way of coping.

Cope

It’s currently work hours which is when I do all of my shitposting. I personally think my girlfriend is very attractive, but hey I get that you’ll stick with not believing me.

Well I already told you about my soy sauce baths. And she actually has a clean shaven head (only part of her she shaves), is tatted up, and is 700 pounds.

So basically a 10/10 Stacy.

yup, sounds like a stacy, and the super hot skinny tall model blonde girls in thongs with a thin waist and DD with the ass to match is definitely a 3/10 MAX ugh why would I go for such low level femoids? /s

Including /s ruins the joke

I just havent been able to understand their reasoning behind it that im not sure whether or not I have to include it.

That second one isn't bad, she was straight to the point and that's actually a decent price. The other two though act like court jesters for m'lady only to receive the bare minimum in replies. Pathetic.

100$ and you can do whatever you want? Facial, anal, bj the whole deal? Seems like a fair price if you ask me.

Are you just mad that they got the match in the first place and you can't?

If you get matches on Tinder then your personality is your issue. You just admitted to being VolCel.

Plenty of women match with ugly men for the ego boost.

i legit never got a match

Good example here. This is what happens when you take ITfemales advice.

the people on that sub don't even try for girls lol, they just post meme shit to get upvotes on reddit

if you go look at the other threads the same people say it's impossible to pick up girls on tinder unless you "meet the two rules (a: be attactive 2: dont be unattractive)" . it's blackpill central

JFL @ anyone who wastes their time on dating apps

They are so fucking CRINGEWORTHY.

All that effort to be pithy and smart, they sound like fags and these girls are just BORED and sort of play along.

Those guys aren't looking for nasty dumb pussy. They're looking for girls with brain cells. That requires more than "wanna fuck?"

Uh...what? Looks have nothing to do with it, lol. Where did I say anything about hot/average girls? I said nasty dumb pussy (stupid girls)...they range from hot, cold, and everywhere in between. You're not very bright are you?

My statement has everything to do with brains and nothing to do with beauty. Work on your reading comprehension you tool.

Aww, did I trigger you? Stop melting all over this tread you snowflake

Incel? I didn't even know what what was an hour ago when my girlfriend told me about some wackjobs in a funny subreddit she found. Boy she wasn't lying! We enjoyed our sex last night very much thanks...I'm just here for the entertainment. Thanks for the laugh!

I didn't know this kind of stupid existed until now. I mean wow. Slaying young prime quality girls? Fuck outta here with that bullshit, acting like life is all about fucking young hot bimbos. You're basic as fuck with these types of comments.

I post shit for fun. You live here. You're a certified basic human and everything you have said confirms that. I'm loving life with my cat, smoking hot girlfriend, and my memes. Keep telling yourself you're not a triggered snowflake dwelling on your shit life. Just because you type "lol" and "haha" a bunch doesn't mean we can't see right through you and your insecurities.

Now go ahead and laugh a bunch and defend yourself. I'm out of this dumpster of a thread.

Lmfao.

There's a reason your an incel, and it has nothing to do with your looks. Sex is just a thing for you. Nothing special. Just something you do, and unless it's with "young prime pussy", it's not worth having. What a joke of a mindset. Caveman type basic shit.

After the free entertainment I got yesterday... how could I stay away?

What's a blackpill? I don't click links

nasty dumb pussy is the only form of pussy.

it's been proven over and over that Chad can post profiles like he's retarded, or admit he's raped a girl, and ALL tinder women will reply and talk to him.

What the fuck are you talking about?

You can't just ask to fuck as an opener on tinder and think it would work. Are you serious? I think every girl I've ever talked to said they hate it when guys come off so sexually aggressive. It's creepy. It doesn't matter how attractive you are its not going to work.

"Gee, hm.... Your name is Emerald, that's funny, I've got the first 6 but Dr. Eggman has got the last. Want to go find it with me?" "Haha, sure." "Okay, we need to go to the Isle of Dr. Robotnik and free all the animals. What do you say, when are you free?" (No reply)

Lol I don't even know where the fuck that reference is from but even then that delivery is garbage and cringy as fuck. I hope you created that line as a shitty exaggeration and that's not something anyone here would say.

You can't just ask to fuck as an opener on tinder and think it would work. Are you serious?

In my experience it does tbh as long as you're extremely good looking.

I am a fairly attractive person. Believe me I tried. Doesn't work, at least no where near to the extent that you think it does. Now I've had girls send me nudes shortly after matching them but that's rare. It really depends on the girl and if she has that personality. I've also been shot down, ghosted, unmatched for even implying it. Most girls aren't down for finding hookups on apps.

pic or die

"Most girls aren't on hookup apps to hookup." JFL at this blue pilled shit. If you have 8/10+ face most chicks will fuck you on the spot on tinder

I am a fairly attractive person

lol

Most girls aren't down for finding hookups on apps.

And then when Tinder blackpills are dispensed we're told "No shit women only care about looks on a HOOK UP APP"

"Know that there are conversation methods and techniques available that allow any guy to hook-up and date attractive women on Tinder." ioi

but it would definitely work if femoid said that to guys, no?

What kind of degenerate loser are you to not understand that reference?

I'm inviting you to take a look at the tinder experiments found in my posting history. You are welcome.

Says the guy who spends his entire day posting on Reddit. What a tool!

Meanwhile you're subbed to every generic normshit sub and post often. JFL at your sad useless life

I'll take random meme posts over crybaby bitching about other guys on Tinder. What a basic bum you are. Pathetic!

lol when people come on here and tell us we are ugly virgins with no lives - the entire premise of this subreddit is acknowledging that we are ugly virgins with no lives, go home norman you don't belong here.

I never said anything about ugly virgins. The other guy was calling me that though, ironically. I'm only making fun of the OP and a few others on here who clearly have worse issues than their looks.

From your history, you spend more time on Reddit than he does.

Are you blind as fuck or just dumb? One click of a button shows OP posting multiple times a day and commenting in the hundreds daily. GTFOH you basic fool

Lol stfu you stupid virgin

Good one! "I'm wrong so I'm just gonna laugh and repeat the same insult"

Basic normie shit. This thread is full of you guys

I’m not a normie, I am an incel.

If a "Chad" ever tried that with me, I'd rather want him to fuck off. And the Sonic stuff is cringy. Nobody should do that. It sounds like a 40 year old man asking a little girl if she wants some candy.

Guess the definition of incels was right. Lmao.

You need to realize that men will never take a woman’s word for anything. All women say the exact same thing you’re saying, and then 6’4 blue eyed ripped Chad appears and you melt and let him do whatever he wants with you.

Yeah...no. Doesn't matter how good you look if you're a prick.

Really? The behavior of women begs to differ. No man with a shred of self respect buys into your type of bullshit anymore.

Maybe you met the wrong women. I don't date "Chads" and I don't do one-night-stands. I'm not into that. But continue your stereotyping, because they're always 100% true.

So you only date ugly unattractive men. Very believable

I've never said I only date ugly people, I date people that are attractive to me. That counts in looks and personality, and attractivity is subjective anyway. The men I date don't need to be handsome, personality makes a big difference. Bah, it's fucking difficult to properly explain it if I'm not talking in my native language. Sorry if I'm not making myself clear.

So a defined jaw line, muscular figure, sharp facial features, nice hair, nice teeth and smile, and good smell are not any features that you find attractive? Human being’s attraction is not as subjective as you may believe - we all have evolved to desire certain features that make a quality mate.

r/tinder is rage fuel. Everytime they post some over-written, overly-intellectual puns and pop-culture references. Everytime they're applauded by other blue-pillers for their "wit" and "creativity". Everytime some roasts will pretend to want to date them. Everytime they're shot down.

Chad: wanna fuck? Girl: #________

Inceltears user: hey there Becky, I realised from your profile that you like playing the guitar and ukelel. I guess we have the same hobby! Which songs do you like to play? Girl no 1345: (no reply)

Later on during the day: it’s a numbers game incels! I may have failed a thousand times but you Just gotta use that personality even more and looks aren’t important

If you don't talk to women who DM you like this just LDAR

https://imgur.com/gallery/nZxdG

That was posted 2 minutes ago and it's already a dead-link. Ruh roh!

i've got enough suicide fuel in my DM from 1 week being on reddit as a 6'4 white aryan chad

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It's literally like Redpill-lite sometimes. No buddy, she didn't stop talking to you because there was a lull in the conversation, it was because she matched with him.

He was the only good contestant on that show

Fuck chads. That's exactly what happens to me on tinder with stacies.

JFL at using tinder if you aren't Chad.

Lmao you think the people on r/tinder are trying to actually get laid with their dumbass openers? It’s all for the reddit upvotes. Anyone that has ever used tinder can tell you that that shit doesn’t actually work if you’re trying to use tinder seriously

i bet a lot of /r/tinder types are non looksmaxxed normies . probably try to find ways to "game the system", when in fact their looks arent getting them the matches they want.

Unless you’re Chad. Then you can be a neo nazi or pedophile and still get dates.

fucking cuck